Chapter 12 Meat buns beat dogs
Even if Zuo Xiao sensed that something was indeed wrong in this, she couldn't get substantive evidence to prove all this. She took a deep breath, rubbed her temples and took care of her work, and took the second fool home after work.
It seems that the second fool is in a very good mood today, he ate two large steaks in the evening, took advantage of Zuo Xiao's dishes, ran to Zuo Xiao's leather sofa and sharpened his paws, stretched his waist with satisfaction, took his own small biscuits and snacks, opened the door and slipped out for a walk.
Ah, the fresh air without drawing! Ah, freedom!
When the second fool slipped himself in the community, he successfully got lost again. But it didn't panic at all, sitting on a chair in the green belt of the community like a human, dangling its two hind legs and eating small biscuits, waiting for Zuo Xiao to pick it up.
This Zuo Xiao didn't wait, but waited for a few stray kittens who beat him up yesterday.
The kittens' first reaction when they saw the second fool was also a little scared, but they didn't expect the second fool to react more when they saw them, and they flew up to the ground, holding the chair motionless.
The small snack in the second fool's hand also fell to the ground, and one of the black and white stray cats boldly stepped forward and bit away a small cookie from the second fool. It quickly ran back to its companion, finished eating the small biscuit in its mouth, and looked back to see that the second fool still didn't react, and it was more or less bold.
The three little stray cats squatted in front of the second fool so boldly and began to gobble up, and the second fool gradually became less afraid. It squatted on the chair, poked out half of its head to look at the little milk cats, and said to itself, "Haven't you eaten? 】
One of the black and white kittens looked up at it and replied, "Hungry. 】
Looking at the big blue eyes of the little milk cat, plus the three little ones are all skinny, and they are not a cat at all when they beat it yesterday. The second fool always wanted to do something, it thought about it seriously, it didn't seem to be able to eat enough just to eat some snacks, it asked the stray cats to wait for it here, and trotted all the way home to get them food.
When it ran about fifty meters, it said "I'll go", and it was actually communicating with the stray cats just now???
Can it dog talk? No, cat talking?
The second was stunned in place, first he was so frightened that he couldn't move, but in just a few seconds, he ran home happily!
Hahahaha! It can talk to dogs and cats! It's much better to get rid of the ordinary humans on the rotten streets!
Sure enough, the earth is gone, it won't turn! It's the best husky in the world!
It's just that this excitement has passed for three minutes at most, and the second fool can't be happy, and it gets lost again.
However, the heavens still favor it, and now that the sun is falling, many people have come out with their pet dogs to walk their dogs. They all carry water and treats with them, and they are worried that their pets will need them.
The second was dumbfounded, and saw a young girl not far away who was feeding ham sausage to a sheepdog, which was peeled three at a time. The second fool trotted all the way over without hesitation, came to the front of the Scottish shepherd and grinned, and patted the head of the sheepdog half a head taller than himself with his front paws and smiled: [Brother, pick up your ham sausage Jianghu life-saving, and return you tomorrow~]
The shepherd dog slowly typed countless question marks, what was this husky talking about?
The second fool was not polite, said hello to the sheepdog, and ran away by himself with a bite of three ham sausages, only to hear the young girl behind him shouting angrily: "Whose husky is not tied to a dog leash!" ”
The second fool went around the place where he had just met the stray kitten, and placed the ham sausage in front of them.
The stray kitten gobbled up, and the two fools inexplicably had a sense of pride.
Hee-hee-hee, it's awesome.
The three kittens were eating, when they heard a dog bark, and a gray-faced wolfdog appeared in front of the three cats and one dog.
The kittens' first reaction was to hide in the second fool's body, and the second fool also straightened his back and said righteously: [You want to do ......]
Before the words fell, the wolf dog had already swallowed a ham sausage and was about to swallow a second one!
The second fool got angry at once, and stepped forward to grab the remaining ham sausage back with the dog's paw. It carefully left the ham sausage to the kitten, and stepped forward like a chivalrous man, looking at the wolf dog in front of him and saying righteously: [This is my ham sausage, I don't want to eat it for you!] 】
This is what I see, and this is mine. 】
The wolf dog can be regarded as a perfect score of logic, and he doesn't take the second fool in his eyes at all, and he has to bypass the second fool and continue to grab the ham sausage.
The second fool is not convinced! Who has ignored its demands when it was still not white? How can this wolfdog be so unreasonable!
The second fool quickly flashed in his mind the military body boxing he had learned before, stood up straight with his back feet, and shouted [lunge punch] with his front paws, pouring all the strength of his body into his right paw, and punched out!
With this blow, it has condensed the strength of its body, and it will definitely be able to send the wolf dog flying!
But in fact, the second fool's paw hit the wolf dog, making the wolf dog feel that the second fool was helping it tickle. Oh? Could it be that the second fool is tickling it now, bowing to it to be its little brother?
The wolf dog turned his head to look at the silly appearance of the second fool, shook his hair, and replied: [For the sake of you taking the initiative to help me tickle and show goodwill, I recognize you as a little brother. With me to eat, you won't starve. 】
Two silly ???
Who's going to be its little brother! It's going to duel with this wolfdog!
The second is so stupid that he can't do it, he thinks this is insulting it! It snorted and spat fragrantly: "I'm your father! 】
Sure enough, whether it is a person or a dog, as long as he wants to be the father of the other party, it is definitely scolding or scolding a dog.
When the wolf dog heard this, he was furious, and when he turned around, he unilaterally pressed the second fool to the ground and beat him fat! When the three stray cats saw this scene, they were so frightened that they ran away with ham sausages in their mouths. And the second stupid dog covered his face with paws, thinking that his handsome and beautiful appearance couldn't be scratched by a dog!
[Zuo Xiao, help!!! 】
I don't know if the second fool's cry for help really made Zuo Xiao hear it, or if the second fool was beaten too loudly, and within a minute after the second fool sent out the cry for help, Zuo Xiao rushed to it with a bun.
She deliberately arranged the meat buns in two, and the aroma of the meat quickly attracted the attention of the wolf dog. I saw that the wolf dog's eyes lit up when he looked at the meat bun in Zuo Xiao's hand, Zuo Xiao was not afraid, and threw the meat bun out from a distance, and the wolf dog really went to chase it.
Seeing Zuo Xiao coming, the second fool almost ran to Zuo Xiao crying and howling, hugging her thighs and humbling all kinds of humming.
[Zuo Xiao's dog beat me!! QAQ!!! 】
[You don't care!! You don't care!! QWQ】
[I don't care if I'm going to make trouble!!! QAQ】
Zuo Xiao patted the second fool's dog head, thinking that she had seen the heroic scene of the second fool just now in order to save three stray cats, why did she become so cowardly again?
"The kittens are looking at you, do you really want to be like this?" Zuo Xiao asked.
When the second fool heard this, he turned his head to look, and sure enough, the three stray cats were hiding in the grass and looking at it with their heads exposed.
As soon as this idol burden comes, it is not so easy to take off. The second fool let go of Zuo Xiao's thighs, straightened his back, and said in the tone of the wolf dog just now: [In the future, you will all be my little brothers, whoever bullies you, tell me, I cover it!] 】
The kittens couldn't be happier.
The second fool was smug when he saw the shepherd dog and its owner coming. Seeing the second fool, the shepherd dog sat on the ground, looked at the second fool and reminded: [You still owe me ham sausage. 】
Emmmm……
The second fool thought that he couldn't lose face in front of the kittens, so he straightened his chest and said: "I will pay you back tomorrow! 】
[Remember to double.] 】
【??? 】
The young girl who led the sheepdog ran to Zuo Xiao and breathed a sigh of relief, making sure that the second fool and the stray cats were all right, and then said: "Sister Zuo Xiao, you reacted too fast, if you hadn't used meat buns to drive away that vicious dog, who knows what this husky would have been bullied into!" ”
The second fool was not convinced when he heard this, it was just using love to influence the wolf dog, but it was not being bullied!
Zuo Xiao smiled, and looked at the shepherd dog again: "It's still coffee smart, knowing that my husky is being bullied and came to me for help." I'll buy ham sausage for coffee tomorrow, thank you. ”
The sheepdog named Coffee raised his neck gracefully and gladly accepted the compliment.
"Thank you Taotao, I'll take the time to invite you to dinner in two days." Zuo Xiao walked home while twisting the skin on the back of the second fool's neck. "I didn't lock the door at home, so I took the second fool back first. When the time comes, I'll tell you on WeChat~"
"Okay~Sister Zuo Xiao, goodbye~"
Zuo Xiao led the second fool home, and his first reaction was to wash his hands. But as soon as she walked to the bathroom and saw that her hands were already red and whealing, she knew it was too late.
"It's over, I'm allergic."