Chapter 620: Face
Yang Yuying was frightened by this voice, and accidentally trembled with her hands, and bang!
The white porcelain vase at hand and the osmanthus duck just out of the pot fell to the ground, gurgling, and the whole duck rolled down into the pool, poof, and sank without a trace.
The squinting eyes of the crane-haired and childish old Taoist priest were round, his face flushed, and he only felt that his heart, liver and lungs were cramping, and his regret was beyond words.
I saw a one-meter-long big fish in the pond jump up, and its beautiful tail was thrown out of the air with a delicate pattern, obviously extremely excited, it can be seen that the duck fell into its mouth.
The ducks are fine, but they haven't been wasted.
This big golden-red carp is the treasure of their Shenglongguan, and the elixir fed to it is no less than that fed to the little disciples, but the wine really makes all Taoist priests feel pain in their hearts, livers and lungs.
Xiao Chenghuang Wenhuan also looked ugly.
Although he has been able to enjoy a meal full of aura cooked by Yang Yuying himself every once in a while, no matter how much he eats, there is absolutely no surplus.
This time he wanted to feast guests, and the people he invited were all local colleagues and friends, so he seriously exchanged conditions, and Yang Yuying, who was in exchange, cooked the dishes himself, but it was not an ordinary home-cooked dish, there were several hard dishes in it, all of which were good ingredients that he worked so hard to find, including the most expensive medicinal wine.
The wine is made of all kinds of medicinal materials collected by Xiao Chenghuang and Yang Yuying in the dense forests of Changbai Mountain, with all kinds of grains, although it is a new wine, but for those of them who cultivate, it is more attractive than any kind of old wine that is old for a hundred years and thousands of years.
In order to protect these wines, Xiao Chenghuang and Hu Jiu Girl fought wits and courage, worked hard in every way, and now the good wine is actually spilled a bottle!
Xiao Chenghuang was still a little incredulous, staring at the escaping aura, screaming in his heart, staring at Yang Yuying's mobile phone, anger surging.
The entire Shenglong Temple, Chang Zhenren's masters, uncles, brothers, and brothers, all turned their heads to stare at this mobile phone, their eyes burning, if their sight was lethal, this poor mobile phone would probably have been broken into tens of millions of pieces.
Yang Yuying coughed, and hurriedly walked outside the kitchen with her mobile phone, her voice was quite calm: "Mr. Gu? What's wrong? What happened? ”
“…… I'm in Tianji Mountain, and now I'm hiding in the bathroom of the Yilin Hotel to talk to you on the phone, Miss Yang, my mother was possessed by a female ghost, a female ghost in white, and her fingernails are not good, which is particularly scary. ”
Yang Yuying couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Possessed? Or in Tianji Mountain? If you have such ability, you must be at least an old ghost who is more than three hundred years old. You send me a phone location, I'll go over right away, and before that, you try to talk to your mom. ”
Gu Yang: "......"
He only felt that the bad luck in his life might have been used today.
Gu Yang was really a little afraid to contact this female ghost mother.
Holding the phone, he couldn't help but sigh: "Why am I so unlucky." ”
Yang Yuying said softly: "Old ghosts like this kind of old ghosts that have existed for hundreds of years are generally distinct from the people in the yang world, they can almost be said to be first-class ghosts and immortals, and they will never do meaningless things, you might as well go and find out, if you can solve it peacefully, it will be resolved peacefully, and it is not a good thing to have a feud with an old ghost." ”
With that, Yang Yuying got up and took off her apron to change clothes.
Wen Huan and a group of salivating Taoist priests: "......"
With Yang Yuying's simple explanation, don't seal the stove for the time being, and wait for her to come back before opening the banquet, the Taoist priests already showed a strong resentment on their faces, almost burning.
……
Gu Yang hugged his mobile phone, shivered, and a chill came out of nowhere.
Speaking of which, he is really a little unfilial, after all, he saw his mother still cranky when he encountered this kind of thing, and he didn't rush over to save people.
In fact, his parents are very shallow, his parents divorced when he was a child, he started to live with his mother, and when his mother remarried at the age of three, he grew up with his uncle and aunt.
However, Gu Yang's life is not as miserable as people think, his uncle and aunt are very good to him, even the family business is handed over to him to inherit, although he has no parents, but since he was a child, there is no lack of love, he has everything that other people's children have, only more.
Uncle felt sorry for him from the bottom of his heart, and he didn't bother a lot for him, Gu Yang has now grown into such a sunny and upright son, with high IQ and EQ, it can be seen that his life can be said to be happy.
For many years, he and his mother have only maintained an estranged relationship on the phone for a year and a half and a few polite words, until the past two years, his mother, who is not familiar with him at all, suddenly appeared with surging maternal love, which gave him a headache.
I don't know if it's because I'm old, when I was young, I regarded my children as a burden, and I was willing to take some gifts, tease, coax to play, what food, clothing, housing, transportation, study and life, I didn't want to worry about it, but now at this age, I began to have a loving mother's heart, and I yearned for a life full of children and grandchildren, so I forced Gu Yang to get married quickly, and called him twice in three days to ask him to go on a blind date.
"Hey!"
Gu Yang came out of the bathroom and sat on the stone steps with the sad-faced driver, watching 'Mom' take pictures and laugh with a few girlfriends.
He doesn't have any hatred for his mother now, there are all kinds of parents in this world, and he is unfortunate enough to meet a person who is not very responsible, so there is nothing he can do.
Just for his uncle's sake, he is usually more willing to perfunctory his mother's sudden maternal love, anyway, his mother has poor patience, just to make trouble, and usually has his own mess of things, and he doesn't have time to stare at his son all day and night like other people's mothers.
But to say how deep his friendship with his mother is, that's true.
In the past, when I watched TV and movies, I said that the family relationship between flesh and blood cannot be severed, even if the mother and son have not seen each other for many years, they are full of tears and affection.
Gu Yang didn't know if he was too cold, anyway, he didn't have such a rich affection for his mother.
'Mom' leaned on the rocks, posing in various soft and beautiful postures, Gu Yang stood under the two big trees not far away, and grabbed the trunks of the trees with the driver one after the other.
As soon as Gu Yang passed, before he could speak, 'Mom' raised her head slightly, a hint of beauty appeared between her eyebrows, and asked softly, "Am I good-looking?" Is it beautiful or not? Such a look is rare in the world, the first in the world, and it is really a sin to be born in this world! ”
"Poof!"
Before Gu Yang could speak, the two best friends beside his mother leaned back and laughed first.
"Huilan, you are also narcissistic today, Gu Yang is still there, if you want to get sick, you should wait for your son to leave."
Gu's mother's best friends have been close to her since elementary school and middle school, and they usually play together, all of them are old friends, but they often bury each other and expose their shortcomings.
"That's it, it's okay if you usually say that you're beautiful, today we have Qiao Yue, where is your share of showmanship." A woman with short gray hair and a woman who looked like she was in her twenties and thirties sat on a bamboo chair outside the Yilin Hotel, holding steaming bitter coffee, "As far as I know, in elementary school, you chased Bancao, and Bancao chased Qiao Yue. ”
"And in middle school, you like Du Shen, but Du Shen only tutors Qiao Yue, as for the university, our Qiao Yue has become a big beauty in the class, and even other departments know Qiao Yue's name, in terms of beauty, you are ordinary and beautiful, Qiao Yue is a sable cicada, ...... than Yuhuan"
Several women, who were two hundred years old combined, laughed and trembled, and their faces were speechless.
Gu Yang's mother turned her head slightly, staring at Qiao Yue in their mouths, the corners of her mouth hooked, and a shallow smile was hooked.
Suddenly a thick cloud drifted through the sky.
Gu Yang's body trembled slightly, and he suddenly felt terrified.
The driver, who had been peeping at the tree not far away, had not come at all, but his head was buzzing, and he was still muttering - would it be safe to be with the dog? Is this called security?
But now I don't even have the strength to think about it.
He stared at Gu Yang's mother, he couldn't see anyone at all, as far as his eyes could see, it was all black and foggy, he was shocked and scared, and the driver's calves were trembling, but he was still a little responsible, and refused to leave Gu Yang alone and escaped, and mustered up the courage to crawl behind Gu Yang: "It's all black, go quickly." ”
Gu Yang's eyes are not as smart as the driver, but he has just experienced a crisis, maybe the yin qi on his body has not yet dissipated, and he can still vaguely see something: "You go first." ”
After only saying two words, he saw Gu Yang's mother walking towards Qiao Yue.
Gu Yang's mind was blank, but he instinctively rushed over and grabbed Qiao Yue, turned around and ran down the hill, greeting the other two aunts as he ran: "She's not my mother, she is possessed by something else, run." ”
Everything that happens is complicated, but it's a short time, but it's just a moment.
Gu's mother's two best friends were stunned, and no one reacted, so they saw Gu's mother suddenly fly seven or eight meters lightly, reaching out and grabbing Qiao Yue's hair.
Everyone: "......"
Qiao Yue: "......"
Usually they often joke like this, although Gu Yang's mother Gao Huilan is a little hypocritical, but she is a good temper, when she hears this, she will make a fuss for a while at most, how can she be so abnormal?
"Huilan?"
As soon as grandma's gray-haired best friend screamed, she saw Gu Yang's mother's eyes roll, her entire eyeballs turned white, and her hair suddenly stretched out and dragged to the ground.
“……”
"You're prettier than me? Bah! ”
Gu Yang's mother's voice suddenly brought out the flavor of the dialect of the Huaiyang generation, she suddenly exerted her strength, and dragged Qiao Yue out of Gu Yang's hand, flung it to the ground, her nails were extended, hard and sharp, and she grabbed Qiao Yue's face suddenly.
As soon as he was shot, Gu Yang's pocket was hot, and a ball of light suddenly erupted, Gu Yang's mother was blocked, and she took a step back, only this retreat, Gu Yang snatched out Qiao Yue, and ran away.
At this time, the other two girlfriends also came back to their senses, and without saying a word, they turned around and rushed towards the Yilin Hotel.
Suddenly, there was a fog around.
The two girlfriends ran for a lap and actually ran back to their original positions.
They were so frightened that they cried: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you come to the Buddha, Taishang Laojun, don't care which god it is, help!" ”
Gu Yang's mother snorted lightly: "Yo, those great gods are high, where will they care about this little thing in the world, well, to the land, the mountain gods may be willing to take a look at the righteousness and courage when they meet, but unfortunately, you are unlucky, today the small city of Haicheng Wenhuan invited guests to dinner, the land on Tianji Mountain, the mountain gods, the night wandering gods or something went to the banquet together, the entire Tianji Mountain is my paradise." ”
Her face sank, staring at Qiao Yue, and Ben's peaceful voice exploded: "I said, I am the most beautiful in the world!" Give me death! ”
Gu Yang's heart sank, and seeing that Aunt Qiao Yue's face was about to be destroyed in the hands of 'mother', he heard a thunderclap, and the sky seemed to be broken, and a person fell from the sky.
The man was still in mid-air, so he stretched out his hand to grab it, only to see a gust of wind roar, 'mother' screamed, and a black shadow was sucked away.
"You're still beautiful, I'll make you beautiful, you're a beautiful grandma!"
The black shadow was thrown to the ground by the man in mid-air, and then a boot went down, and the man actually took off his boots and crackled and beat the black shadow to the ground.
"Is it still beautiful, is it beautiful?"
The black shadow was so startled that he jumped left and right, drilled suddenly, broke his tail to survive, threw away a cloud of black gas and rushed towards the cliff to the south, just a few steps away, and a middle-aged man in a red robe came down from the sky, slammed her, kicked her to the ground, shook the dust in his hand, and tied this black cloud into a ball.
I don't know if this dust is a magic weapon, the black shadow is getting smaller and smaller, and the voice is frightened: "The great god spares his life." ”
Before the words fell, the voice suddenly went out, and the black shadow was silent for a long time, and finally collapsed: "Patriarch Jingyang? Wen Chenghuang? Yang Chenghuang? The god of the land? Mountain God? Zhang Hebo? ”
In a blink of an eye, the entire mountain was already shining with golden light in the eyes of the driver and Gu Yang, and a group of people emerged from the sky, the ground, and the water, and the small stone mountain was lined with these people like a fairy mountain wonderland.
The black shadow shrank for a long time, and the black qi dispersed, revealing a face with squinting eyes, hooked nose, and a big mouth, and the woman had a look of disbelief on her face: "I just went out casually, and I just scared people, and I didn't do anything hurtful, why, how is the city god, the god of the land...... Are all your gods here? ”
She was on the verge of breaking down.
At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, the footsteps were very light, Yang Yuying held the mobile phone in one hand, walked through the woods easily, looked up, and was a little surprised: "Mr. Gu? ”
Gu Yang: "......"
Wen Huan coughed, dragged up the ghost, stuffed it into his purse, and said with a smile: "It's okay, let's go back to eat?" ”
All the gods and spirits turned their heads, their eyes shining, and the light on their bodies was even brighter.
Yang Yuying: "...... Good. ”
At this time, it was too late, so she still asked Gu Yang to send his mother and his mother's girlfriends to the hotel first, and invited Gu Yang and the driver to stay overnight in the Shenglong Crown.
Twenty minutes later, Gu Yang bathed, and sitting on the edge of the bed, he could faintly see that the front yard was very lively and brightly lit.
“…… What, my living room crashed into a truck? Crashed couch? ”
The driver held the mobile phone in his hand and sat down on the ground with a plop, covered in cold sweat.