professor

Suffering from drowsiness and exhaustion, Yu Siqi finally came to the company at the moment before the morning meeting. Just as he yawned as he struggled to keep his eyelids from falling.

The door to the conference room was rudely slammed open, and a blonde woman in a short white tight skirt stepped on high heels and walked towards everyone.

As the boss's secretary, this woman named Gao Xiaofang obviously has her appearance and means, but Yu Siqi doesn't like this kind of guy who loves to tell right and wrong in front of others. Although she knows very little about her, it is said that there are at least double digits of people who have been targeted by her to voluntarily resign.

Just when Siqi was still thinking about people with his chaotic brain, Gao Xiaofang was already standing in the center of the conference room, looked around a little and said, "The meeting has been temporarily canceled, and the specific time will be notified separately next time, I'm very sorry." ”

"That's the case..."Yu Siqi stood up and stopped Gao Xiaofang, who was about to leave, and said, "Why is such an important meeting temporarily canceled without prior notice?" ”

"Yes, that's right... Everyone's not happy about this..."A few people also began to whisper in mind.

"What's your name, which department is it?" Gao Xiaofang seemed to be a little dissatisfied with Siqi's behavior of stopping her, but she still turned around and asked calmly.

"Yu Siqi, from the Human Resources Department." Yu Siqi said.

"Good, I see." Gao Xiaofang glanced at Yu Siqi up and down, turned around and left the conference room, leaving only everyone with a confused face.

Perhaps because the drowsiness gradually disappeared, Yu Siqi began to wonder if he had provoked something that he shouldn't have provoked. Just when he was still a little dazed, a few unmasked colleagues behind him even patted their shoulders and comforted: "It's good to do it yourself." ”

"What the hell!" Yu Siqi sat down in a chair, holding his head in his hands, as if trying to make his cloudy head clear.

But he found that no matter how much he drove away the sleeping demon, his sleepiness always increased. I just lay down on the table in the conference room, happily closed my eyes, and fell asleep almost immediately.

He was wearing a white coat and standing in front of a podium, and the empty classroom was very spacious and bright. Pale yellow sunlight streamed through the cracks in the unclosed curtains and hit the half-open and half-hidden classroom doors.

Just then, the door to the classroom was pushed open. A young student came up with a note and asked in a low voice, "Professor, why are you leaving?" ”

"Oh... That's an interesting question... Probably not well taught! The professor shrugged and grimaced.

"How is that possible, how could the school's board make such a move?" The student put his notes on the podium and said, "You are the most suitable teacher I have ever seen since I entered the university, and if there were no scholars like you in this university, wouldn't our major be completely abandoned?" ”

"No, my assistant will stay. You should probably hope and not be discouraged..."The professor opened his notes and measured them carefully, "You are more professional than I thought, thank you for your hard work." ”

"Isn't the professor going to fight for us?" The student excitedly ran up to the podium, picked up chalk and wrote something on the blackboard.

"I'm sorry about that, I tried. But there are some things that you and I can't control, you're still young... Maybe I don't understand... There are many rules in this world that you can't learn in the classroom, and you need to go out of school to understand them yourself... Okay, it's time for me to go to the dorm to pack my bags and say goodbye. The professor solemnly put the note back into the student's arms, "The record is very detailed, but there are a few things that I think are controversial, I have circled it for you, it can be regarded as a farewell gift, goodbye." ”

"Professor, can you take a group photo as a memorial before leaving?" The student finally makes a request.

"Of course, why not?" The professor smiled as he watched the students scramble to pull their phones out of their pockets.

After the two posed, with a "click", a suitable photo of the two was saved to the student's mobile phone.

"It's a good photo," the professor happily patted the shoulder of the student who was admiring the group photo, "and then goodbye!" ”

Leaving behind the somewhat sad students, the professor hummed a minor tune and walked to his dormitory. Passing by a small puddle of stagnant water, Yu Siqi found that the professor's face was unusually familiar.

"Why you?"

Yu Siqi, who woke up from the dream, recalled the dream just now, and the contents of it had been forgotten. Only the professor's face at the end is an existence that he can't forget.

Isn't that exactly the face of the security guard Lao Huang when he was young, that eyebrow and nose, he couldn't be mistaken!

But why would the apartment security guard at 23 be a university professor? This is a very serious issue, and it seems necessary to talk to Lao Huang after work.

Just when Siqi held his chin and thought about how to open his mouth to Lao Huang, his stomach made a loud noise. I looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was 1:45 p.m.

Time flies, doesn't it? Wait, the cafeteria closes at 2 o'clock, and you have to hurry. Otherwise, you can only order the "junk food" of the Golden Arches, although the taste is good, but the price is really not cheap, or the free lunch in the canteen is suitable for you.

It only took less than five minutes to rush to the cafeteria, looking at the colleagues who were sitting scattered inside and lazy with their mobile phones, Yu Siqi quickly filled the food he wanted to eat.

"It's nice to have something to eat." Yu Siqi casually found a fairly clean position, sat on it, and began to stuff things into his mouth without taking things out of the plate.

"Eat slowly, no one will grab food from you." A middle-aged man in a chef's uniform sat across from Yu Siqi and crossed Erlang's legs.

"Yo, Uncle Qiao hasn't gotten off work yet!" When Yu Siqi tried to swallow the food in his mouth, he said inarticulately.

"Your boss is still entertaining guests in the box, and the head chef said that he is ready to order food at any time, it's not that he can't leave!" Uncle Qiao said angrily.

"Entertain whom?" Yu Siqi drank the cauliflower soup and said, "Your soup is a little salty today." ”

"Impossible, did I put salt twice?" Uncle Qiao snatched the spoon from Yu Siqi's hand, scooped a spoonful into his mouth and tasted it: "Damn, it should be that I forgot that I had let go of the salt when I answered the phone." It's strange, a lot of people drink this soup today, and no one reminded me. ”

"It may be that they are thin-skinned and don't dare to give opinions, but I am different, and there is one thing to say is my personality characteristics." Yu Siqi put a toothpick into his mouth and picked his teeth.

", it's clear that they don't have your mouth." Uncle Qiao crossed his hands and changed his sitting position.

"What kind of phone call did you answer at that time, and someone will call you on purpose, why don't I believe it!" Yu Siqi picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth and asked.

"My ex-wife came to me again to ask for money, and I gave her five thousand dollars, this stinky bitch." Uncle Qiao slapped the table lightly, looking angry.

"Didn't you just call her 4,000 last time? How can you save money to marry a wife like this, every time you tell you for the last time, but you come to ask for money every few months, who can stand it! Yu Siqi said: "It's been more than two years since I got divorced, I'm afraid I'll ask you for almost 30,000 yuan." ”

"I... Isn't that reassuring... Again... She's not unemployed, and I can't let her go hungry. Uncle Qiao's eyes were a little moist.

"She has hands and feet, and she still eats and lives next to her parents, how can she starve to death. You want more! Yu Siqi comforted.

"It's not certain, her mouth is even pickier than yours. I don't think she can eat what her parents cooked, and she can't cook it herself. Uncle Qiao grabbed his scalp with his fingers and said, dandruff began to scatter around him.

"Hey, you haven't told me who your boss is entertaining!" Yu Siqi touched his slightly swollen belly, leaned lazily on the chair and asked.

"A relative of your boss." Uncle Qiao returned to normal and said: "It is said that they are from the countryside, there are eight or nine, and they have eaten since 12 o'clock until now!" ”

"The dandruff you just grabbed all over the ground is so unhygienic." Yu Siqi pointed out.

"Who can control so much," Uncle Qiao changed his posture, "It's not like I don't have time to wash my hair!" ”

"Didn't you go to the red light district, they all bring their own hair washes." Yu Siqi proposed.

"Hmm, isn't that just a special service? I haven't been there much, I don't know. Uncle Qiao asked.

"There is also a special hair washing service, depending on your own concentration, it doesn't cost much." Yu Siqi smiled evilly.

"I just think you kid must not be well-intentioned and deliberately fix me, right?" Uncle Qiao nudged Yu Siqi lightly, and a smile appeared on his face.

Seeing Uncle Qiao's mood improve, Yu Siqi felt that he had done another great thing. Just then, the door to the box opened. A disgusting voice reached the ears of the two of them.

"Stir-fried green bamboo shoots in vegetarian oil, chicken in a bowl and then a vinegar-roasted pork ribs." Gao Xiaofang walked straight towards them, handed Uncle Qiao a note with a menu written on it, and then leaned over to Yu Siqi and said, "I have a special gift in the communication room, you can go over and get it." ”

In the face of such a rude woman, Yu Siqi and the others didn't know how to deal with it, they just watched her walk back to the box and slammed the door shut.

"Sluts know how to call people, if they can eat it like this, they will become fat sooner or later!" Uncle Qiao took out a chef's hat from the left pocket of his pants, shook it and put it on his head and said, "Why did you offend her?" ”

"It's really unfortunate that I said a few more words in the morning meeting and was remembered." Yu Siqi sighed slightly, got up and stretched his waist and said, "No matter if it's a monstrous flood, I can only face it with peace of mind." Go get busy, Uncle Qiao. I'll go to the communication room to see what kind of medicine this guy sells in his gourd. ”