Chapter 103: Poor Dead Fat Man!
Hum! I can tell you, don't take bean bags for dry food! You and I have lost weight today! It's also suave! ”
The dead fat man suddenly became a little anxious.
"You've lost weight? When you were born? ”
I didn't believe it.
"Don't talk nonsense, with our Shouye's physique, you can know at a glance that even if it is just born, it is at least a sixteen-pound giant baby!"
Xu Wenwen, who was in my arms, said with a wicked smile.
"Damn! You husbands and wives follow you, Lao Tzu has one mouth, but you can't say two mouths! ”
The dead fat man looked depressed.
At this time, Uncle Zhang came over and saw that I was out of the customs, a smile leaked from his face, and then he found the old poisonous monster, and everyone had a meal together.
As soon as I finished eating, the old poisonous monster turned his chopsticks to the chopsticks, and a familiar smile appeared on his face, and I suddenly chuckled in my heart, and there was nothing good about my feelings!
Sure enough!
"Anyway, Xiaolinzi is also out of the customs, and you have rested enough, you should go to the event to move your hands and feet!"
The old poisonous monster said with a smile.
"Holy! Old man, you don't want to trick us again, do you? ”
After all, the dead fat man can't control his stinky mouth.
The next moment!
The chair under his ass clicked and shattered!
"Hey...... I've been guarding against you! Am you really stupid when you are Shouye? Hahaha......"
The dead fat man actually took a horse step and stood firmly!
But the next moment, I saw a sharp wooden stick floating silently under his buttocks.
I don't have time to remind yet.
"Poof!"
I saw that wooden stick, suddenly going up!
"Wow......!"
The dead fat man suddenly howled in pain like a pig!
"Dead old man! Lao Tzu fought with you! ”
The dead fat man pulled out the stick.
Tut-tut...... Bloody......
I quickly stopped him and pointed behind him.
"If you don't close your stinky mouth, do you still want your anus?"
"Huh?!"
The dead fat man subconsciously looked back.
I saw several sharp wooden sticks floating behind me!
"Hey...... Grandpa Poison, you have a lot of adults, just spare me! ”
The attitude of the dead fat man suddenly changed 180 degrees, and his expression was extremely respectful.
"Humph! Then why don't you sit down obediently and listen to me? ”
The old monster snorted.
"This, this, this...... I'm like this, and you're still letting me sit down? ”
The dead fat man looked embarrassed, touched his back, and felt the blood in his hand.
"Huh?"
The old poisonous monster's eyes glared!
The few wooden sticks behind the dead fat man suddenly shuttled quickly.
"Boom ......!"
The dead fat man subconsciously clamped his legs.
"I'll sit! Can't I sit still? ”
Then he moved a chair with a bitter face.
I took a deep breath and gritted my teeth and really sat down!
"Poof......! Hahaha......"
Looking at the wonderful expression on the dead fat man's face, we couldn't help but laugh out loud with a pig cry.
The old poisonous monster is really ruthless!
"That's it! Recently, there have been many strange cases in our Hongdu City, and there should be something behind it! You guys deal with it, this is the address of the only survivor! Remember, I'm only giving you three days! ”
The old monster handed me a note, and when he was done, he left.
"Hongdu Mental Hospital? Liu Shan? ”
Looking at the message on the note, my brow couldn't help but furrow.
Could it be that this sole survivor is crazy?
It's a bit hard to do now!
Either way, let's check it out first.
"Hey! Wait for me, I feel like I'm still bleeding......"
We were ready to go, and the dead fat man was yelling again.
"Give! This should work! ”
Xu Wenwen smiled evilly and handed over a pack of Su Fei's elastic close-fitting night type!
"(⊙o⊙) What?? You're letting me use this stuff as a big man? ”
The dead fat man was dumbfounded.
"Time is of the essence! Let's use it! ”
Say I'll take the dead fat man and set off.
……
Hongdu Psychiatric Hospital.
After showing our documents, we met Liu Shan smoothly.
But the effect is not ideal.
"No, no, no...... No! Please spare me! ”
"I don't want to make a wish! I don't have any more wishes! ”
"Xiaomei! I'm sorry for you......"
Liu Shan has been talking nonsense in the ward all the time, and he doesn't answer at all when we ask us, or he doesn't know how to answer!
"Holy! He's gone crazy, how can we get any clues? ”
The dead fat man pulled over a chair in frustration, but as soon as he sat down, he screamed and bounced up like an electric shock.
"Old poisonous monster, this dead old man, wait for Lao Tzu to come up, see if I don't clean him up!"
"Okay, don't talk about these things that we don't have, the old poisonous monster only gives us three days, if we can't complete the task, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat!"
I waved my hand a little annoyed.
"In this case, we can't ask anything! And I've just investigated, and there's no yin qi here! ”
Uncle Zhang's brows also furrowed.
"Actually...... I have a way! ”
Xu Wenwen, who was on the side, suddenly smiled and said.
"Huh? Do you have a way? What's the solution? ”
Hearing this, my eyes lit up.
"If I can figure out the ins and outs of the matter, then Brother Xiaolin, you have to promise me one condition!"
Xu Wenwen said with a wicked smile.
"On what terms?"
I couldn't help but be stunned.
"When it's done, you have to kiss me!"
Xu Wenwen's face was slightly red.
"(⊙o⊙) What?"
I was dumbfounded.
"Fog grass! Is this also called conditional? I can promise this kind of good thing 10,000 times! ”
The dead fat man on the side suddenly exclaimed, his eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"It's none of your business! If you want to kiss me, you don't want you to kiss me! ”
Xu Wenwen directly glanced at the dead fat man.
"Holy! This is also a human being, why is the treatment so bad? ”
The dead fat man was hit hard.
"Good!"
I nodded and agreed to Xu Wenwen's girl's conditions.
"Giggle...... Then you're good to go! ”
Xu Wenwen smiled happily, and then walked in front of Liu Shan.
Liu Shan...... Look me in the eye ......"
Xu Wenwen suddenly let out an ethereal sound.
The voice seemed to have a magical power.
Liu Shan, who was in a state of madness, actually raised his head obediently and looked into Xu Wenwen's eyes!
The next moment!
Xu Wenwen's eyes unexpectedly emitted a burst of blue glow!
"Liu Shan! We're here to help you! Can you tell us about your manager? ”
Immediately, Liu Shan slowly spoke as if he had been hypnotized!
(Liu Shan's perspective)
My name is Liu Shan, and I work as a small clerk in an advertising design company.
On that day, I was extremely depressed.
First of all, because of his poor performance, he was scolded by the supervisor Li with a poisonous tongue, and his salary was deducted.
Then I received a call from the landlord, saying that if I don't pay the rent, let me take care of the bunk and leave!
Walked out of the company in a daze.
Looking at the couples on the street, I couldn't help but feel sad in my heart.
I've been single for more than 20 years, why don't I want to find a girlfriend?
But I'm a rural baby, I don't have a house or a car in Hongdu, and I can't even support myself now!
In this materialistic society, what girl will be blind to me?
I smiled self-deprecatingly, touched the only remaining hundred yuan in my pocket, walked into the roadside food stall, and drank alone.
With peanuts and two side dishes, I drank until late at night.
Leaving the food stalls, I was drunk, and I couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, so I walked along the road aimlessly.
I don't know how long I walked, but suddenly a few dark clouds drifted in the sky, covering the moon.
The night wind gradually became stronger, and the leaves rustled in the blowing.
The street lamp, which was already very dim, I don't know why, suddenly flickered brightly and darkly, and finally all went out!
All to the dark!
"What kind of broken streetlight is this?"
I didn't know I was scared, so I muttered softly.
Suddenly!
A smell of burnt paper ash rushed into my nostrils!
"! It can't be somewhere on fire, right? ”
Confused.
Not far ahead, I saw a faint yellow-green fire.
Some curious people stepped forward.
By the faint light of the fire, I saw a gray-haired old woman burning paper money in the middle of the road.
"Old woman! How do you burn paper money in the middle of the road? How dangerous is that? ”
Without much thought, I stepped forward and helped the old woman move the brazier to the side of the road.
"Young man! Thank you! ”
The old woman looked up, revealing her face, which was full of age spots and wrinkles.
It's a little panicked to watch.
"It's okay! Don't burn paper in the middle of the road next time, it's too dangerous at night! ”
I waved my hand and was about to leave.
The dark clouds in the sky seem to be getting thicker, and it may be raining!
"Young man! Please stay! ”
The old woman suddenly stopped me.
"What's wrong?"
I subconsciously stopped.
"How did you get drunk alone? Is something going on? ”
"Haha...... Life is always full of ups and downs, and if you get through it, these are not called things......"
I smiled self-deprecatingly.
"O lad! I see that you have a very good heart, so let's do it, the old woman has a few wishing papers here, so I'll give them to you! ”
The old woman took out a few bright red pieces of paper from her pocket and handed them to me.
"Wishing paper?"
I looked at the ghost-like words on the piece of paper, and I was a little confused.
"That's right! All you have to do is write your wish on a wishing paper in front of a mirror at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and your wish will come true! This thing works! ”
The old woman looked serious.
"Really?"
I'm a little unimpressed.
And right now!
"Boom! Sting! ”
A thunderclap suddenly exploded in my ears, and a purple lightning bolt swept across the sky!
After the thunder, the extinguished street lights turned on strangely again.
"Damn! Looks like it's really going to rain! ”
I just took my eyes back.
"Whew......!"
An overloaded truck, like a mad cow, passed by me!
"Damn! Overload and drive so fast, rushing to reincarnate? ”
I instantly broke out in a cold sweat and couldn't help but scold.
"Old woman, do you see? If it hadn't been for me just now......"
I turned around and was about to admonish the old woman again, but before I could finish my sentence, I was stunned!
The old woman is gone!
Not even the brazier is gone!
As if it had never appeared!
Could it be that I drank too much and had hallucinations?
I felt a thump in my heart!
The wine wakes up in an instant!
Could it be that I met ......
I don't dare to think about it anymore.
When I woke up, I didn't dare to continue to wander around, so I quickly ran back to my rental house......