Chapter 44: Getting on the Horse (2)
I have a hunch that everyone may soon lose sight of this chapter, so cherish it if you see it!
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- I'm the dividing line -
The great god envoy king has never been married!
This gossip has been circulating within the male ant class of the Divine Envoy King's Legion for a long time.
At the beginning, the protagonist and the young male ants of the Rolling generation went to the main nest [Qingqiu City] to participate in the wedding ceremony, but the protagonist failed, and Roll them failed to arrive at the ceremony site on time because of the attack on the road.
In the past, according to the tradition of the Big-headed Ant Kingdom, they would all be failures for life, never to get the chance to mate again, and live forever under the contempt of the successful.
However, the protagonist changes their fate.
After the establishment of the Divine Envoy King Legion, the protagonist organized an internal wedding ceremony, and solved the lifelong events for many male ants under him.
But the protagonist himself has never been married to fly, and even retains a pair of wings that only young male ants have for a long time.
In the final analysis, the protagonist really can't accept and ant OOXX and can't pass the psychological barrier.
And this history, which has been passed down from generation to generation by other male ants, is one of the top gossip popular within the Divine Envoy King Legion.
In the past, the protagonist always felt that the wisdom of ants was relatively simple, and there would be no complex emotional behavior such as gossip, you see how simple and cute those worker ants and soldier ants are, and they will never talk nonsense.
But the more they come into contact with male ants, queen ants, and large worker ants, the protagonist knows that they also have a gossip heart in their little heads, which is probably a by-product of wisdom.
Gossip is not only found in human groups, animals such as crows, squirrels and even fish will have similar behaviors, such as two individuals fighting and other individuals watching with relish. It's not what gossip is (ćoć;
Fortunately, even if ants have intelligence, they also have interest-based disputes, jealousy, etc., but they think more about these from a collective perspective than their own individual interests. Otherwise, the protagonist is probably a group of noisy factions, and it will definitely not be so harmonious.
The protagonist knew before that even if he had the identity of a god envoy, he couldn't stop the gossip that he was "unmarried". Fortunately, gossip does not affect the unity of the group like jealousy and quarrels, so it is left unchecked.
But when the nest and the legion were facing a dilemma, he really didn't think of this one, and he didn't expect that the beetle would point it out directly.
What can he say, MMP...
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He is indeed "unmarried", and unlike other unmarried males in the legion (because the number of queens in the legion must be much less than the number of males, and many males are destined to be single for the rest of their lives), these males may have degenerated their gonads after half a year or a year.
But the protagonist has always retained his organs, which can be seen from the tail of the abdomen. Privately, this incident was also transmitted by the male ants as the magic of the Great Divine Envoy King.
But in the eyes of the protagonist, what's so magical about this, you are magical: after having a wife for a night of spring supper, your body automatically castrates itself; There are also those who don't have a wife, and they automatically castrate themselves after being single for a long time!
You're amazing, your whole family is magical!!
Speechless to speechless, but in the face of the eager eyes of the male ants, they also knew that they had no other thoughts that they shouldn't have, but simply felt that this method was the most beneficial to the collective.
The protagonist has to end the meeting in a hurry, saying that he will take care of it, and then hide his face and run away.
Damn, human morality and face make it impossible for me to discuss my mating with you so calmly, okay. Bunny Fly
Although several years have passed, the protagonist has become more and more like an ant in many ways, and the way of thinking about problems has also changed. But the deepest trace of humanity in my heart will still be awakened like this from time to time...
- I'm the dividing line -
The protagonist has nothing to love, and watches as the fairy carefully takes a small green blade of grass and walks away with a ball of slimy liquid.
After the meeting, the protagonist thought about it again and again, but still felt that he had to sacrifice his ego and save the collective.
In an instant, the protagonist was moved by himself, how selfless he was to do this!
Actually, he didn't do it either... It's impossible to get on the "ants" in person, although he has seen a lot of ugly female ants who don't realize it, but he doesn't think he can accept this kind of behavior!
The solution that the protagonist thinks of is a must-have skill for otaku - Lu!
Anyway, the mating method of ants is not like a certain primate is a combination of mortise and tenon joints, but the abdomen is connected to the tail, the important thing for the male ant is to provide a mirror, and the abdomen of the female ant will naturally absorb the mirror into the mirror capsule in the body and store it, and once the tail is mated, it can be used for several years or even decades.
One service, lifetime after-sales! What a powerful ability!
So the protagonist runs back to his dormitory, drives all the ants away, and prepares to begin...
Then, to his sad discovery, because of the ant's body structure, he couldn't reach...
Although it is possible to shorten the distance between the ants and the limbs by curling their abdomen forward, because the limbs of the ants are relatively short, it is necessary to consider supporting the body and the body is extremely stiff under tension.
The protagonist finds that he can't reach his forelimbs and mid-career, only his hind limbs and big jaws can.
But who is reckless with his feet and mouth! it! Can't do it! No matter, love what's the matter, wait one more month!
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In the end, it was the protagonist who succumbed, and after he walked out of the dormitory, the male ants who lived nearby immediately surrounded him, looking at the protagonist with embarrassed eyes, and the shaky tentacles were full of gossip.
The previous "news" that the protagonist agreed in principle to impregnate the female ant has spread throughout the male ant (gossip) circle through the transmission speed of the radio, and everyone is curious about how the protagonist will "copulate" in the air!
Damn, you can even do the fallacies in the spread of the message, don't you all rely on your tentacles to spread the message packet, how do you do it!
So the defeated protagonist returned to the dormitory, and he really couldn't stand the gossip of a large group of male ants and the distortion of the sacred meaning of "Lu"!
In the end, the protagonist can only call over the fairy, although she is an ant of the opposite sex, but she is a big worker ant, and she has no reproductive ability in theory, just look at it as a buddy, help!
Bah... What's the matter with finding buddy Erlu...
In the end, the fairy completed the task according to the method taught by the protagonist, and the more the protagonist of all kinds of cranky thoughts thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he collapsed on the soft bed without love.
The Immortal had already left, and according to his previous orders, he rushed to the queen ant immediately after achieving the results, taking advantage of the fresh heat.
Think about it in my previous life, I didn't have children, and in this life, a group of my own little ants will be running around the nest after a month.
Just think about it...
"Good thing they won't call Daddy!"