Chapter 302: Wake up as a thief
Failed to catch Zhou Yuzhen in the afternoon, Ji Wei attributed it to the reason that he was not familiar with the nearby terrain, and as soon as he got home, he took out a pen and paper and began to draw a road map around.
Both of them have the habit of taking a bath every day, and they don't think there is anything at home with an independent bathroom, and the dormitory in this tube building has no facilities, and they don't want to be like others and hold an enamel basin and carry a hot water bottle to their own toilet cubicle to solve, this bathing problem has become a big problem.
"Why don't you go to your bathhouse to deal with it first, and I'll clean up the balcony when I have time tomorrow, and I'll wash on the balcony later." Seeing Zhuang Chengyun pacing back and forth in the house, Ji Wei kindly proposed: "If you shake my eyes like this again, you have to shake me and faint." ”
Zhuang Chengyun rarely showed a look of embarrassment.
When he was a child, his father once took him to a bathhouse, which was an ordinary big bathhouse, the kind where dozens of people crowded into a room, regardless of the old and the young, all stripped naked, one by one sitting by the pool with loofah pulps rubbing mud against each other, there were a lot of floating mud on the water surface, and it made people uncomfortable to look at, at that time he refused to go into the water, and later he was resolutely unwilling to step into the bathhouse half a step, for him to go to the bathhouse, it was better to go to his own toilet cubicle.
"What's the matter, why don't you speak?" After waiting for a long time without seeing anyone reply, Ji Wei finally raised his head to look at him, Zhuang Chengyun was awkward, "No, no, it's too cold outside, I think it's better to forget it, let's wipe it casually at night, didn't you say that you will clean up the balcony tomorrow, and I will wash it well when the balcony is cleaned up." ”
You have to discuss it with her to take a bath, it's really a big child......
Ji Wei nodded indifferently and continued to bury her head in fiddling with her roadmap.
I thought I moved out and lived alone, and there was no cheap mother who nagged outside the door every morning to get up for breakfast, at least I could sleep a little longer, who knew that the sky was still bright outside, and the door of their house was banged!
"Open the door! You two thieves hurry up and open the door for me, don't think it's okay to hide in the house, if you don't give the old lady an explanation today, I won't let you get out of this building! ”
At first glance, Ji Wei thought he was having auditory hallucinations!
Two thieves?
Are you talking about her and Zhuang Chengyun?
What did the two of them steal, and what else did they need to steal on their terms?
"You lie down a little longer, and I'll go out and have a look." This movement is big, and I can smash the door panel for her later!
She quickly got up and changed into the old cotton clothes she wore yesterday, and quickly changed her and Zhuang Chengyun according to her appearance yesterday.
Zhuang Chengyun was not at ease, so he also changed his clothes and followed.
As soon as the door opened, a mouthful of thick and yellow old phlegm almost didn't slap her on the door, thanks to Zhuang Chengyun's timely pulling!
"Sister Niu, what do you mean by this, isn't it that you wanted to rent your house to us yesterday and I rejected it, and you are not comfortable looking for us early in the morning!" As soon as he saw the leader in front of the crowd, Ji Wei probably guessed what was going on.
It is impossible for her and Zhuang Chengyun to take other people's things indiscriminately, this matter must be a misunderstanding or frame-in, and it may be a misunderstanding if you put others aside, but this Sister Niu deliberately looked for trouble and didn't run away!
Yesterday she scolded outside through the door, they could hear it clearly in the house, such a mercenary villain, if he couldn't pick up something when he went out, he would probably lose it, and he lost an opportunity to rent out the house in the hands of the two of them, so he hated them!
"Who's going to rent a house for you! Who is going to rent a house for you! Sister Niu put one hand on her waist, and threw one hand arrogantly in front of everyone, making an amazing gesture, "The old neighbors who live here all know the conditions of our family, my man and I are both old workers in the factory, and the monthly salary alone adds up to seventy or eighty yuan before the factory falls!" The two sons are also working in the meat factory now, and the two daughters-in-law are from the district guest house, and our family is not short of your rent money! ”
What are they doing and how much money they make, Ji Wei is neither interested nor willing to ask, "That's your family's business, it has nothing to do with me." ”
"It doesn't matter! With the conditions of our family, we still need to take out the house and rent it? You little daughter-in-law has to make up a score! Sister Niu didn't reason with her at all, "If I hadn't accidentally seen a fire in your briquette stove yesterday, I wouldn't have known that there was a shortage of honeycomb coal in our house!" ”
She pulled Ji Wei's arm and insisted on dragging her to her honeycomb coal pile, "Look at it, take a look, come and see for yourself!" I personally bought our honeycomb coal, how many pieces I know best, usually I use a piece of chalk to make a mark on the rest, now there is an empty piece here, not missing something! The neighbors in this building are all honest, only the two of you have just moved in, and you must have done it! There is still a briquette stove burning in your house, and your family has not bought honeycomb coal, where did this stove come from! “
It wasn't enough for her to claim it herself, and she encouraged the rest of the neighbors who were watching the excitement, "I think it's best for everyone to go back and order some of their own honeycomb coal, this cold move in a pair of male and female thieves, who knows if the two of them still have other people's wool!" ”
Ji Wei made her so angry that she only felt funny, "I said Sister Niu, what about stealing a few pieces of honeycomb coal when the male and female thieves came?" You also look down on this well-known name, think about how many poor people they robbed the rich and helped the poor back then, and you are the landlord and old wealth they robbed? ”
"Who are you scolding! Who is the landlord and the old rich! "A woman of Sister Niu's age, who is not a good fighter, she thought that these two people could take advantage of how to look at the honest relationship, give them two a dismount, and force them to rent her house, who knew that she would be deducted a big hat, and suddenly became angry!
Ji Weicai didn't scare her.
A dog that doesn't bark will bite, and a dog like Sister Niu can take advantage of it at most, and she can't do anything like her, and the two of them are in a special situation now, she just wants to settle things quickly.
The more angry Sister Niu is, the more patient she becomes, and she is good-natured and beckons other neighbors who are watching the excitement into the house, "Big brothers and sisters, they all say that hearing is false and seeing is believing, I don't know if the honeycomb coal of Sister Niu is lost or not, but our honeycomb coal can be neatly stacked on the balcony, the two of us want to put the briquette stove in the house and burn it as a stove, so we simply didn't move it out, cooking and boiling water are all in the house, and the honeycomb coal is stacked on the balcony It is convenient, how do you know that such a thing will happen, You can give us a testimony, although the two of us are from the countryside, but we are also upright people, we don't carry this black pot! ”
It is reasonable to say something, and it is true that there are more than 100 pieces of honeycomb coal on this balcony, and everyone has nothing to say, not to mention that their family has not lost honeycomb coal.
Just like Sister Niu herself said, everyone knows best how much honeycomb coal they have at home, and they can see things at a glance, and they can't wronged others.
Among them, there was an old lady with gray hair and a bun who was still looking at Ji Wei, "In my opinion, it may be that Sister Niu took the honeycomb coal and forgot to make a mark, it is inevitable that people have a bad memory when they are old, if they don't go back to a little bit, even if they really lose it, it will only be a few pieces of honeycomb coal, they all live in a corridor, and if you can't borrow it, I will send it back to you if you borrow it urgently......"
Sister Niu's virtue, the old neighbors who have lived with her for more than ten or twenty years know that this person is so greedy for a small bargain, and the parents gossip everywhere all day long, if she hadn't been noisy about the thieves at home this morning, they wouldn't have been able to come to join in the fun, after all, they all live in the same building, in case they are really thieves, everyone has to suffer!
"Grandma Feng, look at what you said, dare to stand and talk without falling on your head, a few pieces of honeycomb coal are small, but the essence of the reflection is very large, how can such theft be tolerated, you are helping to abuse!"
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Summary of this chapter Failed to catch Zhou Yuzhen in the afternoon, Ji Wei attributed it to the reason that he was not familiar with the nearby terrain, and as soon as he got home, he took out a pen and paper and began to draw a road map around, although Zhuang Chengyun had the ability to never forget, but recognizing the road was a big difficulty in his life, and he couldn't help, so he could only help boil hot water in the house.
Both of them have the habit of taking a bath every day, and they don't think there is anything at home with an independent bathroom, and the dormitory in this tube building has no facilities, and they don't want to be like others and hold an enamel basin and carry a hot water bottle to their own toilet cubicle to solve, this bathing problem has become a big problem.
"Why don't you go to your bathhouse to deal with it first, and I'll clean up the balcony when I have time tomorrow, and I'll wash on the balcony later." Seeing Zhuang Chengyun pacing back and forth in the house, Ji Wei kindly proposed: "If you shake my eyes like this again, you have to shake me and faint." ”
Zhuang Chengyun rarely showed a look of embarrassment.
When he was a child, his father once took him to a bathhouse, which was an ordinary big bathhouse, the kind where dozens of people crowded into a room, regardless of the old and the young, all stripped naked, one by one sitting by the pool with loofah pulps rubbing mud against each other, there were a lot of floating mud on the water surface, and it made people uncomfortable to look at, at that time he refused to go into the water, and later he was resolutely unwilling to step into the bathhouse half a step, for him to go to the bathhouse, it was better to go to his own toilet cubicle.
"What's the matter, why don't you speak?" After waiting for a long time without seeing anyone reply, Ji Wei finally raised his head to look at him, Zhuang Chengyun was awkward, "No, no, it's too cold outside, I think it's better to forget it, let's wipe it casually at night, didn't you say that you will clean up the balcony tomorrow, and I will wash it well when the balcony is cleaned up." ”
You have to discuss it with her to take a bath, it's really a big child......
Ji Wei nodded indifferently and continued to bury her head in fiddling with her roadmap.
I thought I moved out and lived alone, and there was no cheap mother who nagged outside the door every morning to get up for breakfast, at least I could sleep a little longer, who knew that the sky was still bright outside, and the door of their house was banged!
"Open the door! You two thieves hurry up and open the door for me, don't think it's okay to hide in the house, if you don't give the old lady an explanation today, I won't let you get out of this building! ”
At first glance, Ji Wei thought he was having auditory hallucinations!
Two thieves?
Are you talking about her and Zhuang Chengyun?
What did the two of them steal, and what else did they need to steal on their terms?
"You lie down a little longer, and I'll go out and have a look." This movement is big, and I can smash the door panel for her later!
She quickly got up and changed into the old cotton clothes she wore yesterday, and quickly changed her and Zhuang Chengyun according to her appearance yesterday.
Zhuang Chengyun was not at ease, so he also changed his clothes and followed.
As soon as the door opened, a mouthful of thick and yellow old phlegm almost didn't hit her on the door, thanks to Zhuang Chengyun at that time