"Zhengxing, remember what I told you?"

My head that hasn't come up before my blood pressure comes up is a little messy: "Master, you have told me a lot." ”

The master was a little speechless, but immediately took out that "charitable" gaze and looked at me: "If you don't participate in the assessment, you have to hand over the exercises, and the sea of qi will be shattered." ”

This amount of information is a bit large, I slowed down for a while before I realized it, and my heart was extremely nervous: "Teacher... Master, you, are you really going to abolish me? ”

Master's expression revealed helplessness, and he just looked at me in a daze.

Seeing that Master seemed unmoved, I was even more apprehensive.

No way, let's play the emotional card. Who made us young, cheeky? It's almost abolished, what kind of face do you have?

I snorted and cried: "Master, we have spent nearly ten years together as master and apprentice, are you willing to just abolish me?"

After skimming Master's expression, seeing that this old thing was still unmoved, I gritted my teeth in my heart, hugged Master's arm and cried there.

"Master~ Master. I still want to provide for you in the future, and I will no longer be by my side in the future, you must take care of yourself~"

Thanks to the fact that my bedroom is in a remote area of the Taoist temple, otherwise my earth-shattering cry of ghosts and gods would have to attract more villagers to watch the play.

Master slowly stroked the back of my head: "It's okay, Master can't help it." ”

Nima, this old thing, I'm so hoarse, and you're going to abolish me?

I was really panicked in my heart, my eyes were red, I looked at the master in a daze, and my voice trembled a little: "Do you have to abolish me?" ”

I don't want to, the master was still stroking my hand and instantly gave me a brain: "Hahahaha, little beep cub, Lao Tzu is teasing you, see if you will call me old man in the future." ”

It's a bit big, and I haven't even turned a corner.

"What's the matter, I'm afraid, I want you to be scared in the future. However, you just did that, one word "cheap", hahahaha. Master sat on the edge of the bed and laughed at me to his heart's content.

I was ashamed and angry in my heart, but there was no ink in my stomach, so I could only scold the street: "cn***, you deserve to be lonely and old with you." ”

After speaking, he put his head in the quilt and turned sideways, showing off the appearance of a child.

The master didn't tease me at this time, he got up and left, and said in a serious voice: "A genius who hasn't grown up, what is arrogant, a little ghost corpse can kill you, and the mud can't support the wall." ”

When I heard this, my heart trembled. It's not a good taste, am I that bad?

I don't know if the rebellious period is to save face, I haven't been taught anything, how do I fight, it's obviously not my problem, I'll find this dead old man tomorrow and say.

Thinking of this, I felt a lot more comfortable and went to sleep with peace of mind.

The next day, early in the morning, inside the Sanqing Palace.

"Hey, dead old man, stop practicing, the master is going to talk to you today, whether it's you, the master, or my apprentice."

I've been thinking about the lines in my dreams all night, and now my stomach is full of ink, and I'm ready to ask Master for advice.

When the master returned, he was very annoyed: "Didn't I tell you that you can't be disturbed casually when you are cultivating?" What should I do if I get angry, Lao Tzu's cultivation, can you accompany me? ”

I was choked by these words and lost my temper, and I didn't know how to play the prepared manuscript, so I could only twist and pinch what kind of pestle was there.

After the master was angry, he suppressed his temper again: "What's the matter, it's frizzy." ”

These words reminded me of the humiliation and embarrassment of the previous days.

I pointed at the master and shouted, "What did you arrange for me?" Ghost corpses? It's not something I can deal with, a life-or-death thing. You just want me to die! ”

"What else do you need to die? Nine deaths and one life also have a lifetime, right? Didn't I give you the tools? You're useless? ”

It's okay not to mention it, but when I mention it, I get angry: "What are you giving me, flashlights, shovels, ropes, and Nima's big bricks, what's the use?" Fight zombies with this thing? ”

Master, this old puppet is really round, and when he opens his mouth, he doesn't know whether it's true or false: "What I give you is something useful, don't you know how to observe?" ”

"Look at it, oh~ corpses, most of them are zombies, then you have to find a way to tie her up"

"What? You say that he has a soul in his body and is not easy to tie? Don't you know the yin attribute of the thing afraid of light? Take a flashlight to shine on it, and tie it up when you are stunned. ”

My eyes widened: "Can you still play like this?" ”

"What about bricks? What's the use of these bricks? “

The master "cut" and continued: "This is the thoughtfulness of the old way, I don't know if she has a soul in her?" It doesn't matter, wouldn't you first make a trap with a rope and do it with a brick from afar? ”

Master added, "As long as you drag her until dawn, it's not what you want?" It's not that I'm talking about you, and you add so many buffs to yourself, normal people can catch it with a little brain. ”

Master's fairy-like thoughts shocked me to the earth, the sun and the moon were dark, and the sky was dark.

I'm really stunned there.,I want to say something.,I really don't know what to say.,But I can't help but say it.,What should I say.。。。。

"What's wrong? You know you're stupid*, right? "Master looked at me with a blue and white face, a little funny.

(Actually, this method was made up by the dead old man, and he found me a ghost corpse just to hit my spirit.) But in retrospect, it seems that this method ,,,, really worked. ）

I was in the middle of a battle between heaven and man, and the old man's words really made me doubt myself.

Am I really not good?

Master sat there cross-legged and looked at me playfully: "Zhengxing, you must know that geniuses who have not grown up are not farts. ”

Master's voice was a little emotional and angry: "You can't even deal with this lowest-level ghost corpse, let alone the human heart, let alone your real enemy." ”

"A real enemy?"

"Yes, from the time you became my apprentice, you were destined to face the real enemy."

Thinking of the tablet enshrined in the side hall, my young heart seemed to understand something.

Master's eyes looked at me with some sympathy: "Don't waste a lot of time arguing about this thing, go ahead, go on cultivating, there is a long way to go." ”

This old man seems to be cheering me up.?

"But... I can't even deal with a ghost corpse, but I'm still a person with Taoism, heh, don't work hard? Wild Taoists are stronger than you~" It's coming, the master insists on making up for it.

These words aroused my adolescent competitiveness again: "You have shown me a good look! ”

At this moment, I have secretly sworn in my heart that I must cultivate hard, and I must impress this dead old man.