20190909 Monday News

After work at Lawson, DHL bought a sausage, and the clerk said, the second one is half price. I leaned over and I bought his second copy.

DHL said, I'll invite you to eat directly, and you can take me to the first floor next time.

I said, no problem, I often get to the first floor.

So he took his second half price.

started to visit Yinzhou Park, and at 45 minutes, I thought the little prince was going to work overtime at night, but I didn't expect him to call.

I said, I thought you were working overtime at night, and you didn't come back at almost 7 o'clock

He said he had just gone to write the news. The leader said that 2 times a month is not enough, 2 times a week.

I started to calculate, the workload was several times more annoying, and he was still saying that there was no news to write about. I finally figured out that it was 4 times.

He said, "There's nothing to write,

I said, write whatever the news says, and wherever the United States fights, there will be disasters or something

He said that it should be in tune with life

I said, it's not news, it's called anecdotes, diaries, records.

He said that every day he took a camera to shoot and write news, and everyone else called me a reporter

I said, then you can shoot a guy and write about what he's doing, and the focus shifts to him

In case he happened to be bragging, he said

I said, that's right, the bragging content is the big news

He said, I wrote 200 words in half an hour

I said, sure enough, there is no real feeling, and it is the most difficult to make up the number of words. If you read my novels, they're all 26:70,000 words

He said, "Amazing, amazing."

I said, but there were no fans. Maybe it's because I'm not done yet

He said, your novel, it's just a little bit of dialogue and a little description. It's so straightforward

I said, whatever

He said, I told the truth, read asleep.

I said, "You read mine and fall asleep?"

He said that it was smooth sailing, and there were no ups and downs

I said, I'm from life, like a diary, to go up and down, the two of us will break up and break up and break up, you want to try?

And he said, Open me

I said, so it's still smooth sailing. Besides, novels are meant to sleep. Just like some people read the Bible to get a good night's sleep

He said, "You're still reasonable." No wonder your Heavenly Father won't let you make a fortune

I said, Heavenly Father, rewarded me not to make me rich. I don't want to get rich, and you don't want to get rich

He said, "If you don't let me get rich, how can I marry you?"

I said, you don't need to send it, you can get married

He said that the average bride price in Fujian is 300,000

I said, "No." My dad wasn't that kind of person

And we don't have a house yet, he said

I said, the house can be discussed slowly by the two of them later

He said, why is the group so quiet today

I said, "My sister is probably busy on Monday, so I didn't ask her to run, so as not to be released pigeons."

He said, "Just you sent a picture of lunch."

I said, then I'll go and talk a little more, it's lively

He said, "I'm going to teach them to sing and rehearse and walk in formation."

I said, OK, go ahead

He said, you go shopping and go back early

I said, "Okay."

After walking around a few times, I asked my sister if she wanted to come to the park, and she said that she went to moxibustion. I took more than 10,000 steps, so I walked home slowly.

As soon as he stepped through the door, he called and said, "Hey, these people don't listen." Queue up for a long time

I said, I'm not a good soldier if I'm not so obedient

He said, yes. If they are obedient, it will be done quickly.

I said, then all I can do is pray for you.

He said, then you let the leaders pay attention to this matter, and I haven't asked since they handed it over to me

I said, I leave it to you, and if you don't do it well, you will be responsible when the time comes

Rehearsals began on Friday, he said

I said, it's a hurry. I hope the players will also cooperate nervously.

He said, I'll go to the assembly first and then take a shower.

I said, I'm going to take a shower too.

Twenty minutes later, he called and said that his sister had gone to moxibustion (Ai Jiu).

I said, you read it wrong, it's moxibustion (Ai Ji)

He said, you Mandarin

I said, I'll look it up, okay, you're right. I posted pinyin in the group.

He said, you still graduated from Ningbo University

I said, I was originally a little genius when I was a child, but later I thought that genius was not good, or a fool has a stupid fortune, so I became stupid. I pulled the mosquito net and found a cockroach and slapped it to death with my slippers, feeling that my mosquito net was very porous.

I said, it's okay, it's okay, I have slippers

He said that cockroaches are actually afraid of ugliness

I said, what's so sad about it

He said, "It's ugly." What are the words for you as a person and a girl?

I said, I'm a girl and a girl, E-ro

He said, "It's not me, it's you."

I said, "What am I?"

He said, yes

I said, how do you write. Oh, ugly. Haha, I'm the best at anagrams. I'll test you one

He said, OK

I said, Saibei Qiaotou Hong Yan Fei. I send a text in the group, you go to research, it's an anagram, guess a person's name

He said, I don't know

I said, hint, up the north and down the south, plug the north, plus the bridgehead.

He said, Song

I said, "The wild goose flies, and the wild goose is a bird."

He said, Song Bird?

I said, Hong got rid of the birds.

He said, Song Jiang

I said, according to this method, guess one more. The spring rain lasts and the wife sleeps alone

And he said, I don't understand,

I said, break the sentence, it's the spring rain and the wife sleeping alone. Tip: There is nothing in the rain, and there is nothing in the wife's solitary sleep

He said, "Nothing?"

I said, "Hey, the rain is still without the sun, and the spring is without the sun."

He said, it's not a word

I said, there is also the second half, the wife lives alone, and the wife lives alone and says that there is nothing in the yin?

He said, nothing??

I said, "I don't have a husband."

He said, "What is removed?"

I said, get rid of the husband

And he said, Oh, one word,

I said, "Hey." No, no, it's too bad.

The queen mother is in the clouds and fog in the group, I don't know what we are talking about, one jiu, two riddles. The little prince explained that jiu was correcting the pronunciation by the two of us. The anagram at the back asked me to explain, and the explanation made me wonderful. I didn't go.

He sent me a homophonic poem of "I'm a stupid donkey" and asked me to read it

I said that when I read it, I felt that the meaning of the text did not make sense, and when I read it carefully, it was scolding.

He laughed and sent me the full text. I started fiddling with my bluetooth speaker. The connection is successful but no sound is played. He said that when he hung up the phone, he would call again.

I said, really. After doing as he did, I asked him to speak, and it was all right.

And he said, "Look, you're a stupid donkey." I immediately turned into a look of admiration and stunned.

He laughed. He seemed to have something to eat, so he happily walked outside, and later said that he would try the starting point takeout to see if the home delivery could come in. I feel like the scene before, eating skewers late at night.

When the time comes, we'll say goodbye.

I was lying down to sleep, and the uncle next door was still playing music. I said, Uncle next door, sleep, don't make noise, use headphones if you want to listen to songs

He's still out. I listened to the English Bible and led myself to sleep, but I couldn't sleep. At half past ten, I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted at him, you really don't know if the sound insulation is very poor, or pretend not to know.

He didn't answer. I got up with a grunt, turned on the lights, turned on the music to the fullest, and got ready to take out the speakers. I said, as long as you are interested in listening to songs, you have a mobile phone, right, I also have it. Don't sleep, let's listen to the songs. I turned off the music, walked to the window, pushed the window to his side, and the walls shook.

He stopped his phone, and I said, I have lived here for more than two years, and I have never seen such a noisy one, after 10 o'clock, everyone should stop listening to songs and watching TV to annoy others

He said, when you call yourself, how can you not be noisy

I said, what time did I call. What do you hear when you listen to the song? I shut down my computer and went to bed at 10 o'clock every time

He said, I'm going to bed early, too

I said, if only everyone was okay.

He started chattering, probably saying that you don't usually talk to you. I ignored him and turned off the lights and went to sleep

He added a few more words, you don't make a noise when you call, why do you think I'm noisy when you want to sleep

I said, I was still on the phone after 10 o'clock one day. If there is, I apologize to you, I'm sorry. From now on, no one should make a noisy noise after 10 o'clock.

He continued to talk to his classmates for a few words, go to bed or something. I wished everyone a good neighbor in the group and went to bed.