Chapter 13 Tricks and Tricks

Early the next morning, as soon as the sky was bright, the sound of me and Concubine Xiao killing pigs resounded throughout the riot compound.

I hugged her waist and dragged her away: "Mother! Don't jump, you can't die!

She staggered and struggled to break free: "Let go!" Loosen! ”

I howled, "Can't let go!" If you are sick, you will be cured, and what will you die! ”

"Who's going to die? I like to probe into the well and listen to the sound inside! ”

Yes???

I finally lost my hand, and my ragged clothes were basically pulled out of my mouth.

I held my waist and gasped: "Niangniang, what's good in this well?" ”

She continued to poke her ear in: "Ahem, you don't understand, people with bad eyes can hear better than others." The well rumbles and rumbles every morning, and it sounds good. ”

"Isn't there a well dragon king? Then what a small official in the heavenly realm! I didn't believe it, so I teased.

She pulled out her head: "If you don't believe it, try it." ”

"No, I'm afraid you'll push me in!" But this time words and deeds are difficult, involuntarily to the well, once the curiosity sprouts, it is out of control, and one ear is also poked in. Although I tried to prevent falling into the well, my hands grabbed the edge of the well.

Sure enough, there was a burst of penetrating sounds from the well, at first like the roar of steel colliding violently, and then more and more like the roar of a beast!

After listening to it for a long time, I felt that I was contaminated by the ghost and cold, and my back was cold. I quickly pulled back: "Weird, what's so nice about this." ”

Xiao Niangniang actually looked beautiful: "Only I know what is under here." I'll tell you quietly, there's a water monkey living underneath. ”

I thought of the folk tales told by the older generation, and I asked, "How do you know?" ”

She looked proud: "How did you and I get into this violent room?" I think I pushed the slut into the water and fed the monkey in the first place. Since this guy ate human flesh and improved his aura, he has become stronger day by day. Since I have a deep fate, I get up every morning and swim to the underground here, and say hello to me! ”

I looked at her incredulously, not knowing what to say.

She continued: "I don't die, I will have this monkey to say hello for a day when I live, and I will also think of the scream of that slut when he was eaten raw, it is really the most beautiful and beautiful sound!" ”

I said softly: "Niangniang, it's been more than ten years since you came in, and she has been dead for more than ten years, can't you forget?" ”

She roared from her throat, and the spit spurted everywhere: "Don't forget! Don't forget! Originally, the emperor should be my son! ”

"Okay, good, don't forget, don't forget." I hurried to make amends.

Looking at the clothes on her body, I really couldn't stand it, so I persuaded her: "Niangniang, I will help you into the house and sit down, fetch water to comb your hair and wash your face, let's dress up today, let the woman know that you are still alive and tasteful, isn't it more hateful?" ”

"Huh? Yes, I'll listen to you. ”

I chose a set of stable patina in my baggage and changed it with her, after all, I am forty years younger, and I am afraid that wearing a pink set will be criticized for painting green paint with old cucumbers.

It took a lot of effort to comb her knotted hair: "Niangniang, I also just know how to comb the palace people's double snail buns, and I don't know how to comb the buns that are not very complicated, so I'll comb you with an ingot." ”

Maybe a woman's personality will really be adjusted according to what clothes she wears, and she no longer speaks, but smiles tactfully: "Then it seems that you are also from a large family, and you are not familiar with this work of serving people." ”

I laughed at myself: "There is this kind of person, birth is the starting point of life, and there is another kind of person, birth has become the highest point of life." ”

"Me too, me too."

Xiao Niangniang slapped her chest with a bang, and then the two of us were annihilated in wild laughter.

It's been a busy morning. I put the debris in the yard further into the yard. Xiao Niangniang's dirty bed cover was also dismantled and washed, and the cotton cover inside was dried under the porch at the same time.

Fortunately, when I was a child, I followed my skillful grandmother to the side, and I knew that the cotton core of the cotton quilt could not be washed. At that time, often after the lunch break, my grandmother spread a bamboo mat in the living room, and then flattened the quilt to be taken care of, and then sat cross-legged and called me over: "Come ~ help grandma recognize the needle......"

Then she spread out all the materials for the quilt, little by little the cotton wool into a cotton core, and then tied a cotton net, gradually forming a whole. And every time it was almost finished, I had to go up and wade a few times, and fully feel the incomparable warmth and softness.

It was a very glorious moment for my grandmother, she wore a thimble in her hand, and she sewed it with stitches and threads, which made the whole family sleep peacefully every night.

Memories are really pervasive, especially for me, a big kid who never forgets.

And now, Xiao Niangniang has become an old child, and after I told her all kinds of advice, I dared to go out with confidence.

The door that fell yesterday was repaired, and I don't know what kind of obscenity the apple exerted on the gatekeeper behind my back. And even if the food delivered from outside is simple, it looks fresher than the other houses.

It wasn't long before I walked out, so I wanted to find a place to meditate for a while. So I sat on the railing of the small white stone bridge not far away, sorted out the intricacies in my mind, and summed up the three things that I was about to solve.

First, it is necessary to raise the level of food. Today's breakfast and lunch are two meals, one is steamed cake with stewed winter melon, and the other is Hu cake with pounded eggplant puree. There is very little oil and water, and the salt taste is also lacking. If you continue like this, you will definitely be malnourished.

Second, Xiao Niangniang's eye disease may be curable. Although there is no surgical ability and condition nowadays, there are many causes of cataracts, trauma, poisoning, ultraviolet rays and vitamin C deficiency. She must have eaten a few fruits in the past ten years, so presumably the treatment can start from here.

Third, will the sweet cat also cross over? If you want to recognize each other, you always have to find a way to connect emotionally with it. Then it's better to make her favorite chicken breast cat rice and try it on the window eaves.

The mind is finalized, and now everything is in place, and only the silver is owed.

I'm a little worried about making money......

I wasn't good at making money in the past. Or from another point of view, the focus is always not on money, so seeking benevolence and benevolence is always missing out on it, gaining and losing.

I plucked a sweet grass from the edge of the hibiscus canal and put it in my mouth and chewed it boringly.

I was at a loss when I suddenly heard a sound of crying not far away.

I looked for it, and under the big plane tree in front of me, a young woman was bringing pear blossoms and rain.

When she saw someone coming, she stopped crying and wiped away her tears with a handkerchief. Only then did I recognize it as the newly appointed little master of the Division, who, like I had been, should be the youngest seven-rank official in this palace.

I couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with you?" How do you hide here and cry? ”

Because she was of the same age and had been good friends before, she was not so taboo to speak in front of me, and confided in me: "You also know that our division is in charge of all kinds of instruments, and the little princes in the palace have grown up in recent years, and they love to move and play." The child is naughty, if there is no fresh toy to play with, he will catch cats and dogs in the palace, go to the house to uncover the tiles, and the girls are extremely displeased. Therefore, the director of the bureau gave us a task, each of us wanted to hand in a novelty, if it was not completed within the time limit, I am afraid that it will be difficult for me to protect it. ”

Toy? Isn't it simple what little boys like? In addition to burning ant holes, blowing up in the toilet, digging out bird eggs in trees, playing marbles and kicking leather balls, and sticking chewing gum to other people's hair - I also like Ultraman!

"When will it be delivered?"

"Tomorrow will be." She sobbed again, her shoulders slumped, I really didn't understand how she became an official.

"Enough time!" My determined tone lit up her eyes.

"Jade, do you have an idea?"

"Well, yes, yes. But first, you have to find a carpenter. ”

She nodded like pounding garlic: "Yes, there are enough." ”

"Second, there are two parts to this toy. This second part requires me to work overnight tonight and write a storybook. But now, I don't have pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and I'm afraid the lamp oil is not enough. ”

"That's not easy to say." When she pulled out her purse, the flowers in my heart bloomed.

She was also anxious, but fortunately handed over the whole money bag: "I only have 100 wen on me now, you take it first, if the matter is done, I will repay you 200 wen to buy rouge incense powder." ”

I took it crisply: "Okay, let's hurry up." ”

In the main workshop of the Tsukasa Tsukasa, I first drew a pen and drew the outline of Ultraman Seven, which I was most familiar with. The top of his head resembles an erect fan-shaped blade, which extends to the back of his head and bulges outward, like the handle of a knife.

At the center of his forehead is a green gemstone signal light, which is used to shoot invincible lasers to kill the little evil monsters in an instant. His face is probably the most delicate and handsome of the Ultraman family, and even the hollow armor on his shoulders is so heroic and extraordinary.

In short, for a whole afternoon, the craftsman completed this wooden Ultraman Seven, under my unreasonable demands and merciless picking! And I also expressed my high admiration for the craftsman brother who was tortured by me to the point of blackening his face, because I did not expect that the wooden dolls of this era could have such great joint flexibility.

The next thing is coloring, but fortunately, Ultraman doesn't need many colors, but I, who pursues refinement, can only perform a second round of inhumane torture on the craftsman's brother as an overseer.

When it was dark, it was finally over, and the two-foot-tall Ultraman Severn male god finally stood vividly on the workbench!

The eldest brother of the craftsman looked at his latest masterpiece at this time, his brows were locked into pimples, and he crossed his arms without saying a word. And the little adult was also shocked and couldn't close his mouth.

"Yusu, this, can this really work?"

I slapped her on the shoulder, and she almost slapped her to the ground.

"Don't worry! Tonight, you take care of this thing with your heart, and tomorrow morning you will hand in your work, and we will gather in front of the Shangfu Bureau. ”

There were no books all the way back to the violent compound, so I hurriedly took out an empty booklet that I had just bought from the secretary of the department, spread out the pen and ink, lit the oil lamp, and began to fight.

I recalled the excitement of watching Ultraman Seven in my childhood, and I never thought that I could still remember the story so clearly, the first episode of the invisible challenger, the second episode of green horror, and the third episode of the secret of the lake......

I adapted the story of each episode as appropriate, and replaced it with a noun name that they could acceptably understand. Because the memory is still fresh, I naturally put pen to paper, and wrote five chapters with enthusiasm, filling this booklet to the fullest.

When I was done, I let out a sigh of relief and stretched my waist.