Chapter 199: Go to the bar

"The terrain here is remote, let me give my benefactor one last ride." Li Lao looked at the slowly rising hot sun and said, "Ah Lei, go and prepare." ”

For a while, I really couldn't figure out what the "last journey" was, and I hugged my arms with Zhou Chuanyin and Lu Kai to see what tricks I could play.

After answering a sentence, Arley took out a phone and gave a random order, and then stood in the back.

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"Boss Li, where is this?" Zhou Chuanyin asked curiously.

"I don't know how far it is from Jiangcheng, you are my savior, naturally I can't let you trek through mountains and rivers, you just wait here." After looking at us and smiling mysteriously, Li Lao stepped aside and looked at us comfortably.

About half an hour later, there was a rumbling sound in the sky... A helicopter slowly sits down the manor from a distance.

………

Lu Kai looked at the birds slowly descending in the sky, his whole body broke out in a cold sweat, his stiff body slowly leaned towards me, and said, "Master, this... This is a legendary foreign plane, right? How is it different from the one in the newspaper? ”

I glanced at him when I heard this, he can be regarded as a man of the dynasty, in the era of the Corey explosion, this guy has been buried in the ground and honestly in front of his own corpse, and now he suddenly saw this thing, it is inevitable that he is a little surprised.

I patted him lightly on the shoulder and said earnestly, "If you are allowed to go back to the mountains and forests like this, I am really worried..."

"Huh?"

"Follow me for a few days to recuperate and see the world of flowers outside?" I squinted my eyes slightly, looked at him like a little bastard, and said, "Old Lu, how long has it been since I've seen a mushroom cold?" Look at Miss Li's dress....There are a lot of flowers in the world outside. ”

………

As soon as these words were spoken, it was like stabbing a hornet's nest, Lu Kai's originally corpse-like face instantly turned red, and the slow-flowing blood suddenly accelerated its circulation, and his metabolism seemed to be the same as when he was young.

What the hell is a tough cultivator, sponge (guess what?) Even though there was no blood circulation for many years, some of them did not die, but re-inflated.

Seeing Lu Kai holding the tent, I was so frightened that I jumped directly behind and asked, "I said Lao Lu, won't your holy water just stimulate some indescribable hormones, right?" ”

"What are hormones?"

I just remembered that he was still an antique after all, and this avant-garde word still had to be asked in a different way.

I leaned into his ear and whispered, "It's... Aphrodisiac. ”

…… Lu Kai lowered his eyes and was silent for a while, and there was a clear light in his eyes...

I saw that Li Lao was so particular that the helicopters were all transferred, and I couldn't help but nod at the old man, and thanked: "Let's not be polite to you, it will indeed be much faster to use this thing." ”

After that, we got on this private helicopter.

Although the management of all aspects of the Oriental Kingdom is very strict, others are still allowed to open private routes, of course, they must be reported in advance.

"Tut-tut, it's magical, it's amazing!" Lu Kai sat near the window, feeling the scenery below, and sighed: "Before the previous cultivation was regressive, it was barely able to fly, although the speed was not fast and the duration was not long, but it could be regarded as making up for a regrettable defect of human beings, right?" ”

Looking at his cheesy appearance, I couldn't help but spit in my heart, looked at him and said disdainfully: "It's a fart to fly, now that humans are going to the moon, they will all go to Mars in two days." ”

Lu Kai's ignorant little eyes couldn't help but roll around, although he didn't understand what I was talking about, but he understood the moon, and hurriedly asked, "Running to the moon?" Is there Chang'e? ”

………

I looked at him with a black line on my face and said, "Feudal superstition is not advisable, don't you know? ”

Zhou Chuanyin, an ascetic, seems to be doing an airplane for the first time, and now he is just lying on the edge of the window, looking at the passing scenery, not knowing what he is thinking.

Although I haven't ever done an airplane, but we have a strong quality in our hearts, and we can't definitely be classified with this kind of dirt bun or something, right?

So I squinted my eyes comfortably, lay down in my position, closed my eyes tightly, and began to recuperate.

Surprisingly, the place we were in seemed to be so remote that even with the helicopter ride we had several stops of refueling and resting along the way.

A dozen hours......

The sky slowly began to darken, and slowly, the fog became more and more - it was because there were more seas or rivers in the area.

And the crowd, who was still very excited, has now sat down in their respective places and slept deeply.

The lonely helicopter slowly landed at an airfield in Jiangcheng with a roar.

"We're here!"

After steadying the plane, the pilot took off his helmet and said.

He couldn't help but scold his mother in his heart, damn it, the person sent it over, the question is how should he go back later? Is it possible to fly for more than ten hours?

…………… Black-hearted boss, add money! You have to add money.

Arrived? I woke up in an instant from a half-dream, got up and looked at it, and quickly observed everything around me.

Zhou Chuanyin just looked at everything around him with tired eyes, without any sense of freshness, and muttered softly: "I'm tired, it's finally here." ”

Lu Kai, whose head was already asleep, instantly became excited, looking at the lights around him, and he was full of excitement.

"It's... Could it be that these are the places where the gods live? Good guys, this house is taller than the mountains? He didn't know how to express his feelings, and his lips squirmed and he excited, "And what is this colored lamp?" It's like a neon lamp in the sky? ”

I was about to open my mouth to explain to him when he suddenly became surprised again: "And this air......... Why is it so cloudy? ”

……

His question is too professional, and it can't be said that it is because of the recent space activities that have caused carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

It is estimated that in his eyes, this thing is more mysterious than the tomb of the demigods.

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"Ahem~" I pretended to cough twice, then glanced at the pilot's eldest brother with a weak heart, and said, "I just got it out of the deep mountains and old forests, understand, understand." ”

From the very beginning, he could see that something was wrong with the three of us, because he didn't bother to care about us after pouting.

"It's gone, old way." With a dark face, I looked at Lu Kai's appearance of a dirt bun, and couldn't help but sigh: "Let's take you to see something fun today, how about it?" ”

At this time, Lu Kai became like a child, extremely excited, and nodded wildly when he heard my promise: "Okay, okay, hurry up, I can't wait!" ”

After saying that, this guy even jumped and ran away into the distance.

Zhou Chuanyin and I glanced at each other helplessly, and hurriedly chased after him: "No, old bones, do you know the road?" ”

………

"Hahaha, master, no loss, no loss at all"

On the streets of Jiangcheng, we wandered around casually, and Lu Kai was as excited as a child.

To be honest, I was so scared that I didn't know what he was saying.

"Lao Lu, what's not a loss?" I asked curiously.

"Follow the master." Lu Kai said as a matter of course: "Not to mention anything else, just seeing such a show, I feel that it is not in vain that I have been walking the dead for so many years." ”

"The world is so wonderful."

"Cut, what, you're excited to see a small part of Leran's world like this? Tell you, the world is much more exciting than you think! Let's go, brother will take you to have a cool time! ”

"Good! Thank you, big brother! ”

Before entering the city, I told Lu Kai that I should not call my master in the future, and I will always call my eldest brother in the future, otherwise, if I suddenly call my master on this street and be heard, how embarrassing the scene should be.

I guess others will think that I have some special hobby, and I think that I don't have the strong psychological quality to dare to face that kind of look.

We're not the base. Guy, we don't have any bad habits, what we like is a delicate girl.

"Let's go, I'll take you to get a dress first."

"Clothes? Why? Zhou Chuanyin and Lu Kai were puzzled.

"Don't ask why! Big brother, whatever I say, you just do it. ”

"Let me tell you, in this era, people rely on clothes and horses and saddles, and if you have a high-grade clothes, you will often have unexpected encounters, understand?"

"I don't understand." Zhou Chuanyin and Lu Kai shook their heads vigorously.

My braincase is angry, these two guys have heads like wooden fish, Lu Kai doesn't care, after all, people from decades ago, it's normal to be decoupled from the world for so long, and they can't keep up with the times. Why is even Zhou Chuanyin so unenlightened? Just like that, he was embarrassed to shout vigorously, saying that he wanted me to take him to the big health care? That's it?

"Oh, anyway, you just do what I say, I'll take you to the bar later, so you can experience the world of young people!"

In this way, I took the two of them to the clothing store, we don't remember exactly what brand it was, but this dress is really expensive, and after buying all the clothes on the three of us, it actually cost more than 50,000 yuan.

"Ma Dan, this clothing guy is really making money, it's only been less than an hour, and more than 50,000 yuan has been directly credited." After coming out, I couldn't help but complain, although I spent a lot of money, I didn't feel distressed at all, after all, the money was not mine.

Before we came back, Mr. Li specially gave me a card, saying that I could use the money in it casually and overdraft it at will. Holding this gold-encrusted card in my hand, I couldn't help but sigh that the life of a rich person is really happy.

However, now we are also a rich man, although I don't know how much money is in this card, but since Li Lao said that I can use it casually and overdraft it casually, it proves that the money in this card must be something that ordinary people can't earn in a lifetime.

Especially when I think of the expression of the waiter in the clothing store just now after seeing this card, the surprised look makes me feel cool even now.

Before and after taking the card, the waiter's attitude has really changed drastically, out of the rules of high-end clothing stores, when we three entered, the waiter was indeed polite, but the smile on his face knew that it was fake.

And when I took out this card, the waiter's eyes, as if he wanted to swallow me alive, stuck it on me when he tried it on.

To this day, I can still feel the softness of the waiter's two large balls of flesh on my arms.

"Hey, hey! Walk! Let's go in style! ”

Turning on my phone, I searched for the largest bar nearby, a bar called "Blue", and then handed it to the driver, the driver master is also an old driver, see the three of us dressed brightly, this dress at a glance knows that it is a brand-name goods, seeing that we are going to this bar, at us showed a smile that a man understands.

"Little brother, let me tell you, today you are the right one, today is Friday, many office workers will go to the bar to relax at this time, and there will be a few hot girls in the Blue bar today."

"Oh? And what's going on? "I was surprised to hear the driver's eldest brother say this, worthy of being an old driver, and the people who know this city best are these people.

"Every Friday night, Blue Bar invites some girl groups to sing and DJ at the bar, and those women are more enthusiastic and spicier than the other!"

"Damn, big brother driver, do you know this?"

The driver's eldest brother laughed heartily and said, "Just kidding, as long as it's a bar in this city, there are few I don't know!" Doing our job, although I am a little tired, but about the news in this regard, it is very well-informed. Not long ago, I just dragged my three beautiful little sisters to the Blue bar. ”

"Cow!" I gave the driver a thumbs up.

"How much does it cost to invite a girl group? It's definitely expensive! Zhou Chuanyin said in the back.

Although this guy has never been to a bar, he still knows more or less about the girl group, after all, in this era, every household has a TV, and it is not difficult to understand this.

"Little brother! You don't know that! There happened to be a traffic light in front of him, and the driver's eldest brother stepped on the brakes, and then smiled mysteriously: "Although it will cost a lot of money to invite these idols, you must know that the Blue Bar is the largest bar in the entire Jiangcheng, and you don't know that the people in the bar are more powerful than running water, as long as you are willing to spend money, those women will listen to you." For people like us, a month's salary is enough to drink a few glasses of subgrade wine. ”

"Since they can invite the girl group over, they are naturally not afraid of losing money, there are rich people in this world!"

Listening to the driver's brother say this, I was so excited, maybe I can still hold the young lady on the left and the right at that time, and let them feed me wine, anyway, the gold card is in hand, and I have it in the world.

When the time comes, everyone's consumption tonight will be paid by Li Gongzi! Detonate the audience directly!