Chapter 299: Letter of Guarantee
2020421 Tuesday Guarantee
When I got up in the morning, I ate three steamed buns, and I couldn't eat them, so I left one night to eat. Drank a glass of milk. It's too late, let Apo do the hygiene. I wear less clothes, and it's cold at work.
I had dinner at noon, sent samples in the afternoon, updated the atlas, and Mr. Xu was discussing the commission with Amazon.
In the evening, I hurried home and took two picture frames. Cold search.
As soon as you get home, install the frame. At 6:34, seeing that the little prince hadn't come back yet, I sent a sentence that the little prince was working overtime.
Unexpectedly, the little prince called.
He laughed and saw that I was chilling from morning till night.
He said, it's so cold this morning, you don't wear clothes, just wear a skirt.
I said, mistakenly, it's too cold, I told you yesterday that it cooled down. I hadn't even dressed warm in the morning. When everyone sees me today, they all ask me if I'm cold?
He laughed.
I took out the peanut butter and said, "Oh, I don't have any water to cook this noodle." You see.
He said, how can there be no water
I said, this is cooked like rice, what's the matter?
He laughed and said, "How did you cook it like this?"
I said, maybe there is too little water. No matter
He said, don't eat it, change it
I said, this is the last one. It's okay, it's delicious. (I gulped down the noodles and steamed the buns again.)
He said, you can put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. You've got to be so bells and whistles, troublesome. You're not tired
I said, this is very convenient, there is water in this steamed, and it is beaten in the microwave, and there is no water. It seems to have been broken by me
To edit.
No overtime, he said
I said, peanut butter is delicious
And he said, I'll go. 792938 Americans.
I said, I don't know what the concept is.
Nearly 800,000, he said. And on May 1, work will resume and production will resume.
I said, maybe more. Hey, I gave the new cream to Qingxin, she made a delicious cake. Put it on me, I can't do it well. What do you think? What do you think?
He said, "Well, you can do it yourself."
I said, it's a waste to put it here for me. The rest can only be used as ice cream, and after the cream is opened, it will be used up within three days. So much, how can it be used up? Make cakes and eat them before they are used up, otherwise they will not be used up.
He said, "Why do you eat ice again?"
I said, no way, I don't want to eat this, but I can't waste it.
He said, "How many times have I told you that you would rather throw it away." If you eat something that is not valuable, go to the hospital to see if it is not worth it.
I said, don't eat it, don't eat it, really don't eat it. So, I said it's okay to give the leftover cream to Qingxin, I still have to cook, not make cakes.
He said, your steamed bun hasn't been steamed well, so you can eat it if it's not hot
I said, hot
And he said, Thou hast fooled me? You can't see it, can you?
I said, look at my lenses, you see the fog, right?
He said it wasn't hot inside
I said, it's the last one, don't worry about it
He said, I told you before, I said you buy some rice and come back, cook some rice at night. You start eating messy stuff right now
I said, well, this is the last one> I'll buy rice on a cloudy day, okay, I'll buy it now, and I'll send it over on a cloudy day
He said, whatever you want, I told you a long time ago, how do you do it. Why can't you keep going, I don't understand
I said, it's hard for a good woman to cook without rice
He said, "Don't do anything useless."
I said, no matter how simple it is, you have to have rice, without rice, a lazy person can't make lazy stew, right?
He said, "Then you go buy it."
I said, the problem is that I've already bought noodles or something, so I have to eat them before I buy them, right?
He said, you have some noodles in your house, you just stare at eating noodles, you can't buy some noodles, buy some rice, I eat noodles today, will I eat the day after tomorrow? You have to stare at the same food, are you missing a root in your brain?
I say because I think things break easily when they are opened. Right. Okay, I'll have the last noodle meal anyway, and I'll just eat on a cloudy day
He said, "Do you have to scold you, are you happy?"
I said, "Eat your fill." Wash the dishes
He said, "How many times have I said it?"
I said, this baking powder is not easy to use for cakes
He said, "Don't talk to me."
I said, no, haha. I have to make a cake to eat on a cloudy day, otherwise I won't have anything to eat on a cloudy morning, so I won't lie to you
He said, "On a cloudy morning, you can buy me two buns to eat below."
I said, I make my own buns, what else do I go downstairs to buy? What about my cake? I bought a lot of cake mix.
He said, it won't break if you put it there, and you can do it at home on Saturday and Saturday.
I said, okay, what you say makes sense, it doesn't break when you look at it,
He said, you make cakes and other things, you can only use them as snacks. You're going to make her staple food, I repeat, if you use these things as staple food again, can't I discipline you now, right?
I said, no, I know. You forget, I have eaten steamed buns for the past few days, and I haven't eaten cake, the problem is that the cream is made once, and the rest is not used up, this is a big problem
He said, who told you that the cream is made once and the remaining three days will be spoiled
I said, what it says. Nestle didn't tell me to use it within three days, and An Jia said yes. But it's better to settle down, there is a seal, or I'll get rid of it at night, otherwise it's really going to break.
He said, I don't talk for an hour, you can talk to yourself, promise yourself.
I said, haha, that's the ability, otherwise you're not here, who am I talking to?
He said, this is why, you are always in your own world, you can't listen to what others say. What the hell are you thinking in this mind?
I said, I don't know, automatically filtering other people's words, self-centered, isn't it? This pot is a bit too hard to wash, right? Should I bubble? Don't like bubbles
He said, you have to make noodles, and it's not the first time you cook noodles, how can they be burnt. When you're cooking noodles, what's going on in your head?
I said, I walked away, I think it cooked slowly on its own, and then it smelled burnt.
He said, or do you want to eat something in the future, let me buy it for you and send it to you, and then you will make it yourself?
I said, nonsense, why bother?
He said, "Then you should buy it yourself."
I said, yes, yes, I was thinking of going to buy it at night, but it rained. Why don't you wait?
He said, "What did I tell you last night?"
I said, "What did you say yesterday?"
He said, forget it, play the harp to the cow
I said, last night I said don't buy too much red cabbage
And then he said
I said, don't buy too much at once, forget it later, what do you say later?
He said, "So I'm playing the harp to the cow."
I said, then you say it again, I remember it now.
He said, I don't understand, why is it so troublesome to let you have a meal,
I said, don't bother, don't bother, I started cooking and eating on a cloudy day, and you made me laugh so much that I didn't have the strength to laugh
He said,I don't know what you've got on your phone under the kitchen software.,I think you're better unloading it.,Occupy memory.
I said, no, I'm going to cook, I'm going to eat
He said, "You're still cooking."
I said, I'm going to buy rice right now, I'm going to place an order now. Maybe it's difficult to think about it, but it's not difficult to do. I also have time to make cake on a cloudy morning, and I have baking powder now.
The little prince puffed up and stopped talking.
I hugged the little navy, bought rice, and said, "Look at your father's big head."
The little prince is still puffing up
I said, I'll buy a five-pound one on the Internet, I think it's very good. The review is also very good, I will buy this and put it at the door of the community, otherwise I will not be able to take it. Little Prince, what does the little prince do?
Don't speak
I said, huh? I've bought the rice, you're so funny, what's wrong with you? What happened to you? Ha ha. Are you buying something and want me to help you? You're sitting in your bedroom!
Don't speak
I said, hey, you're so funny! Don't talk to me
And he said, Thou hast not listened to me, what shall I say unto thee?
I said, "I listen to you, I don't listen to you."
And he said, "The left ear goes in, and the right ear comes out, and he said what is the use?"
I said, the left ear goes in, the right ear doesn't come out, that's not blocked, haha. Okay, I've been cooking since the cloudy day, really, you see I'm buying rice. It's the 21st today, and it's going to be May Day soon. You see, I've been drinking a little milk lately. Little Prince, Little Prince! What are you doing?
He said, "What do you say?"
I said, what are you going to tell me? What are you doing? What are you trying to express
He said, you don't listen to what you say anyway, there's nothing to say, it's harder for you to eat than to climb to the sky
I said, no, didn't I just go buy rice? People also drink milk (I took the milk and drank it)
He said, do you like to drink or not, what does it have to do with me, I said so many times to eat well, have you heard of it, all of it was for me to be the wind, when the fart was released.
I said, no, then I don't eat steamed buns.
He said, you can eat as much as you like, it's okay with me
I said, "Here you come again, and you say it's useless,
He said, so I won't talk about it now, what you like to eat has nothing to do with me
I said, okay. Never mind.
He said, I can't see, I can't see it, I can't see it, I don't bother
I said, I'm sad that you're like this, as if you're ignoring me
He said, have you considered my feelings, you said yourself, when did you eat it yourself, did you take into account my feelings?
I stole a cookie.
He said, I bought you biscuits for you to eat as snacks, oh, you eat a steamed bun at night and find that you are not full, now start eating biscuits, eat biscuits as rice, right?
I said, "No, I'll take it away,
He said, Who taught you this?
I said, "Yes, yes, just take a bite."
He said, you always have a point, don't you?
I said, it doesn't make sense
He said, "When I let you eat, I asked you to steal and rob it."
I said, no, you listen to me, don't be excited, don't be sad, I'm going to start eating on a cloudy day, make up for the mistakes, make up for the dead, people are not sages, who can be without fault, right
He said, you are just a tight spell on Sun Wukong's head, you have to tighten it regularly to remember, right?
I said, tighten the spell, haha, my sister sent an emoji, Tang Seng and apprentices ride electric cars, it's funny, I'll send it to you, I'm going to die of laughter, you wait! It's funny
He said, I don't look
I said, "Look, do you see that?" The little prince does not look. Every time the little prince talks about it, he gets angry, there is no way, the little prince should not be angry
He said, I tell you, sooner or later I will be angry with you to death
I said, don't be angry, little prince. Finally have a little time, to take it to get angry about something,
He said, why am I angry with you, my heart rate is irregular
I said, then you can't be angry, your heart rate is not even, and you are still angry, that's terrible
He said, what do you like, you're alone at home anyway.
I said, I don't love what, who is it? I don't like him, you know, little prince
He said, I'm not angry, am I? The hand grows on you, and the mouth grows on you. What you want to do, what you want to eat, or you have the final say, it's not me who has the final say, I say this, it's not interesting to say too much
I said, got it. The little prince is annoying, don't say it, you won't be annoyed.
I flipped through the books
After a while it was hot.
He said, "Do you know if you're wrong?"
I said, "Wrong, you see I'm still buying rice."
He said, go get a pen and paper.
I said, "What are you doing?" I'll go to the bar, it's so high. I have a good brush, I should use a brush. Hehe. Climb up there, you're funny. What kind of paper, I remember there was a notebook that you wrote. Forget it, then I'll just have one. Wait a minute, you asked me to write the recipe. What do you eat on a cloudy day? You ready.
Center, he said
I said, "I need to live in it to write a recipe." What is the topic? Dish ~ Recipe ~?
He said the guarantee
I said, warranty?? Hahaha. And then what
He said, I, Lin Fang, the little sun, assured the little prince
I laughed while writing, and my own words were super ugly. It's crooked.,It's like I haven't written for years.。。
He said that he would eat on time every day in the future
I wrote it, laughed vigorously and said, okay
He said that he would never eat messy food
I said, what a mess haha. All right
He said that he would never take breakfast and dinner lightly
I even abbreviated the word "meal", okay.
He says there is absolutely no snack to replace breakfast and dinner.
All right.
He said, and guaranteed that every day for dinner there was a bowl of rice or a bowl of noodles, a dish.
I said, I want a dish.
He said that he regularly went to the supermarket to buy vegetables and learn to cook, so as not to worry the little prince.
I said, okay
He said, guarantor, Lin Fang Xiaoyang. April 21, 2020.
I'm still laughing.
He said, shoot it down
I filmed
He said, sticking it on the refrigerator
I posted it
He said, send it to two groups.
I sent it.
He said, if the next time I find out about the breach of the guarantee, you will think about it yourself.
I said, oh~~
He said, I don't care whether you make this rice, this noodle or this dish yourself, or buy it from the canteen outside, as long as you have it, you can eat it. Regardless of the source, just eat what you have.
I said, you can eat something else after eating, right? How many things are on my table, you know, come, I'll show you, scared to death, so much, when will I finish eating?
He said that these are snacks when afternoon tea. Same as grandpa's pastries
I said, did grandpa eat it?
He said, grandpa is much more obedient than you, you can ask grandpa.
I said, well, more obedient than I am
He said, you remember your promise today, okay, one day you let me find out that I didn't do what I did above, you go to the wall and think about the past, when you figured it out, when will you come back to me
I said, I got it, yes. I'm very well-behaved,
He said, if you let me know that you take snacks, including this one tonight, a steamed bun will be solved, and you can do it yourself
I said, there are no steamed buns, and they are all finished
He said that it is only allowed to eat steamed buns and cakes once a week, and it is not allowed to eat them every day of the week.
I said, I'm not a cake lover, I'm a potato lover
He said that the rest must be rice and noodles, but don't tell me that five days are all noodles, and the next week is all rice. You can't do that, you have to change the combination day by day.
I said, oh
He said, you are not busy with work now, you will leave work at five o'clock, and you will be fine after eating at half past six or seven o'clock. There's time to do it slowly. But be sure to do it
I said, okay, got it, start cooking and eating on a cloudy day
He said, I hope you're not hot for three days
I said, no, just make it a habit
He said that he wanted at least one egg for breakfast
I said, then I'm going to eat 365 eggs a year
He said, I can allow you to skip eggs on Saturdays and Sundays, and eat them on weekday mornings, as for boiled eggs, fried eggs, scrambled eggs you decide. And a bottle of milk
I said, "Drink milk."
He said, if you really don't like to drink, you can stagger it
I said, okay, the rest is going to eat oats. Wow, it's useless to buy my egg-cutting artifact, I wanted to make eggs for everyone to eat last week, oops, how did I forget this? The artifact of cutting eggs, next time you come back, I will definitely show you, it is very good
He said, "You are wasteful, I tell you."
I said, I would like to add the regulations. If I write the English version, it will look good,
He said, don't move, just put it away
I said, okay, can I eat a cookie right now?
He didn't speak, and I withdrew my hand
The corners of his mouth were raised, and he smiled and said, "Eat."
I said, I didn't eat much, this is the second slice
He said that eat less biscuits at night, it is acidic, and it is easy to stomach acid if you eat too much, especially at night. Drink more water, I said, okay, drink water, it's really a little cold today, we drink bottled water before we are in the office. Now Mr. Xu has bought a water purifier, and we all go to wash our hands and boil the water to drink. Haha, the little prince is so cute, did you grow up eating cuteness?
He said that his family was poor and had never eaten cute
I said, then why are you so cute.
He said, after all, I have been educated by the party for eight years, and I still have a way to deal with your careful thinking.
I said, oh, it turned out that the stalls were cleaning me up, and the brilliance was so great.
He said, it's called black and white. Write it down and do it yourself. The signature was drawn
I laughed.
He said, you have an app on your phone, search for it yourself. If you can't, I'll send it to you next time.
I said, I'll do it. The water is boiling, drinking hot water, winter feels like the day is coming, this little navy is so cute, do you think?
I hit myself on the chin with the little navy. Say, eating at noon is slow because we have to take two pairs of chopsticks. Recently, Amazon has been selling very well, and I discussed the out-of-stock plan with people in the afternoon, and they didn't answer their phones, so they were busy selling masks, and there were no workers to pack them, and the office was packed all day. Didn't foreigners say that our masks were of bad quality? How can it still sell so well.
He said, *** that's how he is. Wait a minute, I'll pour a glass of water
I said, everybody says so. The customer wants to cancel the order, the factory has already done it, and the cost is half of Mr. Xu, and Mr. Xu said that you will share it with me for a few hundred dollars, which will damage Xinyu. If it's tens of thousands, it's still said in the past.
He said that I am quite worried about the epidemic in Ningbo now. There is a faint rebound along the coast
I said, we're quite conscious. Teacher Wu didn't wear a mask that day, and Mr. Xu asked her to wear it. Even if there are not many people in the office. It seems that school has started today, and the two of them are late this morning, because everyone is blocked on the way to send their children, and a dead loop has been formed on the road
He said that he was really worried about the world's economy
I said, you don't have to worry about the economy, and it won't help you if you worry.
He said, it's funny, a little kid scored 100 points on the exam, and his mother went home and beat him up
I said, why? The total score is 150?
He said that the total score was 100. Because his mother said, your grades are so poor, you can score 100 points, who is copying? The child said that he copied the front and back, but he didn't expect to copy 100 points.
I'm sharing with the little prince that the group jokes about my ugly words. Dad, big sister, and second sister all jumped out and said that my words were so ugly. The second sister said that her signature was at least good-looking. The little prince and I also signed it, and of course I was at the bottom. The little prince also laughed. There is no news from Liubaoqun.
I talked about Meiying's husband entering a state-owned enterprise because of the good-looking adventure.
The little prince talked about his signature that he had designed himself, and I couldn't remember the one I had designed when I was a child.
I said, I went to the supermarket early in the morning to buy groceries and came back, what do you think? I wake up so early every day, and if it doesn't rain, I buy it myself.
He said that the key is that you can't open the supermarket.
I said, yes, don't open the door.
And he said, How do you read?
I said, I was just stealing food and was afraid to speak.
He laughed and said, eat less.
I said, "I'm not going to eat it." Today, Mr. Wang gave me tissues. I'm going to brush my teeth and watch me squeeze toothpaste. Ha ha
The little prince nodded and washed.
At 9:10, we reconnected the video, pulled up the mosquito net, and said that yesterday a mosquito bit me and I couldn't sleep well
He said, such a big person, sleep is not stable every day
I said, is it because I didn't eat properly?
He said, "Then who do you blame?"
I said, I don't open any pot and mention which pot wow, it's so heavy, why is the quilt getting heavier and heavier?
He said, let you dry the quilt, have you ever dried it?
I said, I dried it two or two times last time, and it became heavier again, and now I haven't sunned it, it really is.
He said that such good weather, Saturday was also at home
I said, yes, I've been at home on Saturday lately, and it's not like it used to be, but it's a pity that it's raining every day.
Lying on the bed, watching the little prince laugh.
He said, can you be more steady?
I said, you say I'm not stable, I don't laugh with you anymore
He said, I have wronged you, remember what you said today, I will come to see what is actually done on a cloudy night
I said, okay, wash your hair on a cloudy morning, your hair grows.
He said, "You should cut it, cut it."
I said, who said they were going to take it and cut it off. Why cut it?
He said, "If I say it's right, you will do it."
I said, I'm all good, don't pay attention to it, you take care of it, mine doesn't need it
He said, "If you want to cut it, cut it off."
I said, why are you telling me to cut it off? I'm shaved my head.
He said, "I didn't say you had to shave your head."
I said, I don't want to shave, I want to keep my hair. You're going to have to tell me to get a haircut. Forehead.. The eyelashes fell in
He said, come and see this
I said, the eyelashes fell in
He said, look first, and I'll leave after reading it!
I said, I don't look at you
He said, you click, I don't lie to you, it's not a bad thing
Click on it and see that it's an Ultraman assembly, and I can't tell it at all. He laughed and said that this is the same reason that boys can't tell the difference between girls' lipsticks.
Indeed, good night little prince.