Chapter 122: A Gentleman's Revenge Takes Revenge from Morning Till Night
Shen Yuan and Yao Qiandai stared at a cute little meow standing at the door in amazement.
The blue pupils were half-open and half-hidden, and it seemed that they were very disdainful of the expressions of the two people at this moment.
"Thank you." Xiao Meow Mi spoke, and walked into the ancestral house of the Shen family as if no one was around, for Shen Yuan and Yao Qiandai, who were shocked with three points of horror, and there was a stunned atmosphere in addition to horror, he didn't even look at it.
Little Meow went upstairs, and under the watchful eyes of two people and four eyes, he walked slowly and gently into the bathroom.
Shen Yuan pressed his ears tightly to the bathroom door, and there was no other sound except for the sound of "bang-la-la".
He looked at the old lady, took a deep breath, stabilized his brain, which had been popped into popcorn, and winked at the old lady: "Mom, you heard it just now, right?" ”
Yao Qiandai nodded noncommittally: "Could it be that your brother is ...... Evolved?! ”
"Please, old lady, it's already the 21st century, doesn't the country have regulations, you can't become a spirit after the founding of the country, even if my brother is a Pikachu, he can't say that evolution is evolution, right?"
Yao Qiandai played him a brain crash: "You are a fool, think about it, your brother can become a cat, what else can't happen?" Maybe one day the old lady will become a vixen? ”
"Vixen?" Shen Yuan raised his eyebrows: "Hehe, you are originally." ”
Yao Qiandai didn't laugh angrily, and gently touched her face: "It's not because of the old lady's maintenance, otherwise...... Tut! She was extremely unhappy and rewarded Shen Yuan with a violent shudder: "Speaking of your brother's problem, why is it related to the fox spirit again." ”
The corners of Shen Yuan's mouth twitched uncontrollably: "Please, old lady!" Did you talk to me first?! ”
"Really?" Yao Qiandai blinked her eyes, and her white and long fingers rested on her pointed chin: "Regardless of your brother, son, you just said that you bought another super powerful mask in Annie's live broadcast room, hurry up and take it out for your mother to try." ”
"Mom, I'll just tell you this, this mask in my Annie live broadcast room can be said to be the most powerful mask in the world......"
As the two men talked, they walked away shoulder to shoulder.
When the little meow came out of the bathroom, she was suddenly stunned, what about the two people who had a question mark just now? Don't they have anything to ask themselves? He was able to speak while transforming into a cat, weren't they curious?
Why...... Why......
Shen Lang actually felt that his heart was a little empty.
At this time, as mothers and brothers, shouldn't they show concern, concern and close the door to all kinds of interrogations?!
Alas! Shen Lang sighed.
He should go to the DNA test to see if he is born to his mother and whether his brother is sibling.
It's the same people, why is the gap so big?
He hadn't taken a bath since Shen Lang's back was injured, and now, he finally felt comfortable, with white hair as white as snow, shaking it gently, and suddenly feeling relaxed and happy.
The little cat is holding the tablet, and her pink and tender little paws are quickly swiped across the screen.
Chirping......
Shen Yuan pushed open the door, and a carp jumped over the dragon door and flew onto Shen Lang's bed.
He blinked a pair of bright eyes and stared directly at the little meow: "Brother, can I ask you a question?" ”
"I can't." Little Meow Mi was cold and glared at him in despair.
Shen Yuan was embarrassed, and Xiao Meow was very indifferent.
He was stunned for a long time, and actually hugged the little meow directly.
The little meow looked at Shen Lang angrily, and said in a cold voice, "Let me down." ”
"Brother, how did you evolve?" Shen Yuan stared at him curiously: "If you can tell me, I'll let you down." ”
Forehead......
Shen Lang was stunned for a moment, this ...... How should he answer, should he tell Shen Yuan that he developed this new skill after being beaten up by Song Yuan?
Can't say, absolutely can't say.
In that case, it would be a shame.
As the saying goes, the head can be broken, the head shape can not be messed up, the blood can be flowed, and the leather shoes can not be rubbed with oil.
The little meow suddenly grabbed a claw and grabbed it directly on Shen Yuan's face.
Well! Little Meow nodded slightly, and said lightly: "It looks much more comfortable this way." ”
He was comfortable, but he pitied Shen Yuan, the cat that tickled him was the elder brother, and he was thinking about a key question, should he get a rabies vaccination?
Shen Yuan let go of the little meow and walked away with a disgraced face.
As the world's top hipster mother in 21, Yao Qiandai believes that she can go to the hall, go down to the kitchen, beat the junior, fight the hooligan, win the son, and deceive the girl.
"Son." Yao Qiandai put on a black mask that looked like Li Kui, and walked into Shen Lang's room with a bowl of black Dongdong: "This is the white fungus porridge that my mother boiled for you, you drink it while it's hot." ”
"Not necessarily." Xiao Meow raised her eyes: "Where is this white fungus porridge, you don't know what this bowl is, but it is more sesame paste than sesame paste, and your old man is embarrassed to call it white fungus porridge?" Can you still tell me to drink it hot? Are you going to kill me while it's hot? ”
"Hehe, hehehe......" Yao Qiandai smiled awkwardly: "How come?" This is my mother's love. ”
Xiao Meowmi's eyes narrowed slightly, and she continued to look at his tablet intently: "You better leave your fatal love to Shen Yuan, he is not afraid of death, you can try." ”
"Really?" Yao Qiandai seemed to have seen Pangu open the world and seemed to have a new world: "Hmm! I can think about this, I also boiled pork intestine chili soup in the kitchen, I think, Xiaoyuan should like it. ”
Pig large intestine ...... Chili soup!?
Little Meow subconsciously shrank her neck, the old lady's care is really not something that ordinary people can bear.
"Son." Yao Qiandai smiled and leaned towards the little meow: "Can you tell Mom, how did you evolve?" ”
"I can't."
Xiao Meow Mi coldly spit out two words, and then, directly put down the tablet and got into the quilt, leaving only a fluffy back for Ms. Yao Qiandai, who planned to poison her son.
……
Song only slept badly.
How bad it is, just look at her current state.
She had a pair of panda eyes comparable to a national treasure, with a toothbrush in her mouth, brushing her teeth slowly, Song pushed the door out, and was greeted by a kick: "I didn't see your beautiful sister brushing her teeth!" ”
Song looked at Song Zhi's virtue, and quickly found a photo of the "Ruhua" young lady in her mobile phone, and then came to her: "Sister, don't say it, you really look alike." ”
Song only kicked again, and then turned his head to look at the mirror in the bathroom: "Damn!" ”
Her angry scolding was comparable to an eight-magnitude earthquake, but she drank a little red wine last night, how did she become this virtue.
She spat out the toothpaste foam, pulled out a tissue and wiped her mouth, and just walked out of the bathroom, when she suddenly saw another face, a face even more terrifying than her honor at this moment.
Shen ...... Shen Lang? Song only frowned, and when she was sure that the man in front of her with a blue nose and swollen face was Shen Lang, the corners of her mouth twitched vigorously: "Have you been robbed?" ”
In Song Zhi's opinion, a man like Shen Lang, who is nitpicking, even if he is a fart, has to carefully choose the geographical location, can become this virtue, either Mars hits the earth, or the Avengers are going to make a sequel: "Are you going to play Thanos?" ”
Shen Lang had a dark face, looked around the living room with gloomy eyes, and coldly spit out four words: "What about Song?" ”
Song only pointed to the bathroom: "Inside." ”
Then, she looked at the irritable Shen Lang and opened the door of the bathroom.
Suddenly, a foul smell gushed out, and Song only quickly covered his mouth and nose.
Shen Lang staggered back a few steps and held on to the wall: "Is he making biological weapons?" ”
Song only nodded silently: "Yes." ”
"Oh...... Refreshing! ”
After solving the major events in his life, Song walked out of the bathroom and greeted Shen Lang with the baptism of a storm.
Song covered his face that was beaten into a pig's head, and squatted in the corner of the living room aggrievedly, not knowing what he had done wrong, he had just been kicked twice by the old lady, not to mention, how could this prospective brother-in-law still ......
Doesn't he know the destructive power of his brother-in-law?
"Brother Lang, what did I do wrong? You're going to do this to me? Song was very aggrieved, he gently poked the mouth of the swollen sausage, and couldn't help but gasp: "What are you doing with me?" ”
"What did you do yourself, don't you have a point in your heart?"
Shen Lang sat on the sofa with a blue nose and swollen face, and an unkempt Song only sat beside him.
They looked at each other and couldn't help but shudder at the same time.
Song only asked: "Yes, what did our family do to be sorry for you?" Are you going to do this to him? ”
Shen Lang snorted lightly, for the cat slave, Xiao Mengmeng is much more expensive than Song's little life, if Song only knows, last night, how Song treated her cute little Mengmeng, maybe even more ruthless than her.
Of course, in this case, Shen Lang had to tell her directly: "Mengmeng came back last night, was beaten by Song, and then threw out of the house." ”
"What did you say!?" Song only stood up suddenly, and his miserable face instantly became even more miserable.
Song peeked at it, almost didn't come up in one breath, and sent him away directly.
The old lady's nostrils erupted with fire, her eyes widened, her hands were clenched, and she walked towards herself step by step, and looked, Song only hit down like a stormy fist, Song begged for mercy: "Sister, spare my life, I was wrong, can you give me another chance!?" ”