Chapter 405: Begin the show
The obstructive wall suddenly cracked as if it had heard a call from the eyes. With a piercing sound, looking at it blankly, it was like a deformed face with a bloody mouth?
It was dark inside, and there were two small red circles glowing faintly on the wall at the end.
"Do you want to go in?" Sora asked, looking back.
"yes, this is it." Bunny responded.
"But it's too scary." Muku looked at the two small red circles in the room again and said to himself, "I guess I want to eat people." ”
"It's going to be fine." After speaking, the little rabbit walked in first, "Come in, I'm going to run out of time." ”
"Huh?"
Mukong was still hesitating, but Rey, who was stunned, strode in.
"Come in, didn't you propose to take this surprise train?" Rey beckoned from inside the house.
The hut was so dim that Rey and Bunny were only vaguely outlined by the two red circles on the walls, what would it look like if the ugly wall closed in a moment?
Just as he was thinking about it, a strange sound came out of the wall in front of him.
"Hurry up big brother!" The little rabbit shouted anxiously, "The wall is about to close!" ”
"Coming, coming......"
Sun Mukong, this kid is worthy of being Wukong's doppelganger, and at the moment when the wall was about to close, he rushed in like a monkey.
With a bang, the wall slammed shut, and the room was pitch black, except for the two red circles on the wall.
"Is this the so-called grey channel?" Makora asked.
"Yes."
"Hmph, I now finally understand how the Passage imprisons a storyteller who fails." Mukong looked around and said loudly, "This is a cave with nothing!" ”
"A cave with nothing?" A voice suddenly rang out.
"Who?" The screams of the eyes suddenly rang out.
In this small space where the black rumbling can not see the five fingers, there are other people? This is no joke!
"Are you despising me?"
"Who?" Sora shouted as he spun around in circles, "Who's talking there?" ”
"It's me!"
"Who?" There was still no figure in sight.
"It's me!!" The unfamiliar voice grew again.
"Who?"
"It's !! me" The sound seems to be turned up to the maximum, and it can even be described as deafening in a small space.
"It seems, it seems to have come from the front." Mukong said weakly.
"It's the front." Bunny responded.
"But there's no one in front of you?" Muku said suspiciously.
"It seems like it's just the three of us here." Rey said.
"Not only is there no one, but it doesn't look like something?" Muku tentatively took two steps forward.
"Bold!" An unfamiliar voice sounded again, "Can't you see me?" Can't you really see me? ”
"Huh?" Mukong stopped, and he suddenly noticed that the red circle on the wall in front of him didn't seem to be as round as before?
"Like, it's like these two circles are talking?" Sora asked tentatively.
"It's Lao Tzu and me!" The red circle began to flash, like the bloodshot eyes of an angry person, "You guys are so bold that you don't ask who Lao Tzu is before taking this surprise train?" ”
"Are you ......" Bunny seemed to remember something.
"Very good," the red circle seemed excited, "the deity is right in front of you, praise, scream, wave the glow stick in your hand, and shout my name out loud!" ”
"Who is this narcissistic thing?" Mukong suddenly became unhappy.
There were two reasons why he dared to say this, the first and most important was that the red circle had not changed its position except for changing shape, and it was as if he had been fixed to this wall, and he did not see any danger for the time being. Second, as a narcissistic person, Sora would never want to see another guy with the same stinky fart.
"Narcissism? Obviously, you guys have no eyes. Lao Tzu deliberately arranged himself so that the only thing that can be seen here, and you still can't see it? The red circle looked angry.
"The only thing you can see?" He looked at the two red circles in front of him, and now they regained their round shape, like an angry man glaring.
"There seems to be some truth to that." Rey said.
In this "cave" where you can't see your fingers, the glowing red circle is really the only thing that can be seen.
"What is this for?" Makora asked.
"Goods?" The two circles slowly turned into ellipses, "You'd better be careful when talking to Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu can let you live here for a hundred years with a little finger?" ”
"Little finger?" Mukong asked weakly, "Do you have this structure?" ”
"Are you ......" the circle was speechless when asked.
"Oh, I see." Little Rabbit thought for a moment and said, "You are the intelligent scoring system before entering the surprise train." ”
"What did you say, little girl...... It can only be considered improvised. The circle paused and said, "I am indeed a big man who controls your life and death, but don't include me in any intelligent scoring system, I am completely different from those two guys on the train!" ”
"Then," said Bunny with a smile, "what's the difference?" ”
"First of all, I'm much more handsome than them!" The circle said unashamedly, "They don't have my bright eyes. ”
Circles flickered as if they wanted to prove their words.
"Huh?" All three were stunned.
"Secondly, their so-called intelligence is nothing more than pediatrics. Where can they tell the difference between good and bad stories, it's just grandstanding! ”
"Oh." The three of them gradually relaxed.
In the end, they ......" The red circle seems to be running out of words.
"Their eyes aren't as round as mine!" The boasting is finally over.
"After talking for a long time, it's nothing more than a janitor." Mukong suddenly said disdainfully.
"You, what bastard are you talking about?"
"Well, I don't mean to argue with you, we're in a hurry and we have to board the surprise train right away."
"Please start your show." The red circle was very unhappy and said, "I want to see what kind of story can make you like this!" ”
"Wait a minute," asked the probe in the sky, "you wouldn't have deliberately given us a very low score, would you?" ”
"Hmph, who is Lao Tzu? How is it possible to do such a thing? You think they're all like you? Tell you, Lao Tzu is not just a score, but will also give you a good reason. ”
"Well, what are the rules?"
"The rules are simple, tell a story, and it's 10 out of 10. Among them, 2.5 points are for narrative ability, 2.5 points for thrill, 2.5 points for bizarre, and 2.5 points for reversal. If you score 6 points or more, you can board the surprise train. ”
"Is 6 points enough? It's easier than I thought. Mekong said.
"Oh? You seem to have a lot of confidence in yourself, so let's get started. ”
"Good!" Sora began to sift through his own experiences.
It only takes six points here, and it's almost enough to tell a general thrilling story, and the most thrilling ones are left for later.
Eyes are empty in the heart of the wishful thinking.
"We went to the Santu River," Meku told his story, "and a big black ship was coming towards us, and on board stood a Grim Reaper with a scythe......"
After that, Mukong told the matter of the Grim Reaper's ship fare completely, and also added oil and vinegar to the important places, which is not exciting.
Just when everyone thought that the victory was safe, the red circle spoke.
"Three points."
"What, what?"
"Although you guys are very rude, your eloquence is okay, and the story is not bad, so you get 2 points for your narration ability. But who doesn't know about the Three Ways River? It's nothing more than a giant prop in a mausoleum pawnshop. The so-called Grim Reaper is nothing more than a statue, these things are known to three-year-old children, even if you are scared several times, the thrill level is greatly reduced. ”
"We, we didn't get scared." Mukong said back.
"Then the story is even less to see. To sum up, 2 points for narrative ability, 1 point for thrill, 0 points for bizarreness, and 0 points for reversal, a total of 3 points. ”
"You, you're obviously deliberately pressuring." Sora protested.
"Hmph, giving you 2 points for narration ability is already intentional care. There's nothing to see about your story, and anyone who has been to the mausoleum pawnshop has seen these things you said, and there is no novelty at all, so don't know what to do. After saying this, the red circle faded, as if it was going to sleep.
"Okay, I'll talk about one more, one more." Mukong hurriedly said, "Don't sleep." ”
"Then it depends on your story."
"I promise you've never heard of it!" Mukong said with a swear.
"Please start...... Your performance. The voice of the red circle slouched.
"In front of the Senluo Treasure Hall, I saw a tall, big and fat monk, who called himself a rich and handsome monk." Sora began to tell his second story.
He has decided to make this ace story appear in advance.
"Bai Hanshi held Sen Han's sword in his hand, only to hear a dragon's roar, and the sword went straight to the fat neck of the rich and handsome monk," Mukong suddenly paused when he said this, he decided to work hard here in order to highlight the thrill and his own strength at that time, "The fat monk was like he was scared stupid, and he didn't move. Time was pressing, and I didn't have time to think about it before I made a move, only to hear a click......"
Just as Rey and Bunny were staring wide for what was to come, the voice of the red circle sounded coldly.
"0 points!"
"What?" His eyes widened, a panic flashed in his eyes, and he gradually became angry, "You, you guy, you still say that you didn't mean to suppress points?" How can such a wonderful story of mine be a score of 0? And you haven't even listened to it! ”
"You're stepping on the red line." The red circle said disdainfully.