After the evolution of hairy stiffness,

Even talking is much smoother......

"You have to die for me!"

Ren family's hair stiff flew by,

The next breath blocked the passer-by,

His teeth are dead on the neck of the passerby,

A gurgling of blood quickly flowed into Mao's stiff mouth,

A little bit of blood dripped down the long hair and fell into the yard,

The bad guy's face instantly lost blood, and he was white......

"Ahh

"......"

"Help......!"

Then the stiff hands penetrated the other party's chest,

Slightly exert force in the left and right directions,

'Uh-la-'

The poor guy was directly torn into two pieces......

The violent visual impact frightened Ah Wei and the others,

"Uncle Jiu, I can't stand it!"

"Run, run, I don't want to die......"

"Brother...... You're dying so miserably...... There are no dead bodies......"

The poor guys stumbled and rushed out of the gate of Yizhuang,

Just came to the door,

Ah Wei's heart almost didn't stop,

"Ah——! Damn! Better...... Lots of ......."

I don't know when,

There was a row of ten zombies standing outside the door,

The zombie's forehead is covered with a yellow charm,

In front of them stood an unknown red-nosed chief.

"What's wrong with you, Captain...... Damn! So many zombies! ”

"Ahhh

The poor guys panicked and ducked......

Uncle Red-Nose said happily, "Oh, you guys are also on an errand, can you be so daring?" Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, these are my lovely clients. ”

There was a crazy and angry voice wafting in the courtyard!

"Stinky boy, kill my wife and children, I'm going to eat you!"

Kill a bad guy to replenish your strength,

At this time, the Ren family's stiff momentum was extraordinary,

He rushed over like crazy,

The first target is Shen Lang!

His pupils shrank dramatically, and Shen Lang was stunned to find that he couldn't keep up with the other party's speed at all!

Hurry up and lower your body, the other party's speed is terrifying, and while the scalp is cold, a pair of sharp claws rubbing the hair have pierced the stone wall behind.

Shen Lang swallowed his saliva, "I'm ...... Almost hung up ......"

Without waiting for a reaction, Mao Zhuang kicked over, and Shen Lang's whole person was kicked and flew into the yard!

After landing, Shen Lang coughed up a mouthful of blood in pain...... Mao Zhuang's strength is unfathomable!

"Ink fountain line!"

"Yes...... Master ......"

Qiusheng didn't care about the injury of his butt at this time, and cooperated with Uncle Jiu to set up the ink line, and after Mao Zhuang pulled his claws out of the wall, he rushed straight to the direction of Shen Lang!

The ink line hung in front of Shen Lang, and a string of sparks exploded from the fierce bullet of the ink line, but his figure showed no signs of retreating......

Uncle Jiu frowned, "Alas, the blood of a half-year-old rooster is useless......"

"Roar! Death to those who stand in my way! ”

Mao Zhuang probe grabbed the ink fountain line, wanting to tear the magic weapon apart!

"Qiusheng, surround him!"

"Okay—"

Uncle Nine and Qiusheng ran counterclockwise,

Tied up the hairy stiff in a very fast time!

Wound round and round,

The stiff body surface continued to burst out with sparks,

Shen Lang clutched his chest and hid to the side with difficulty......

"Horse's ...... It was lowered by one force for ten meetings...... This thing is too strong after evolving......"

Uncle Shi happened to see this scene when he stood at the door, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Zombie? Roar, stubborn. ”

Tough stuff refers to something very hard, which means that zombies are hard bones......

'Bang! ''Crackle!'' ’

Mao Zhuang broke free from the shackles of the ink fountain line,

A mighty corpse swelled from all around him,

Uncle Nine and Qiusheng were both hit by the air wave and flew to the door......

Uncle Shi blinked, "Senior brother, Qiusheng, can you stand it?" ”

Uncle Nine rolled his eyes, "Senior brother, what do you say?" ”

Qiusheng complained, "Uncle Shi, hurry up and take a hand!" ”

"Look at me!"

Uncle Shi smiled confidently,

Then he swept his finger over the oil of the ever-bright lamp,

Quickly pinch the trick and sprinkle the lamp oil on your customer's face,

Place the stiffness banner with the word 'order' written on it,

Holding the ever-bright lantern and the three clear bells with both hands!

'Jingle Bell~'

"Give it to me!"

Uncle Shi waved the bell and gave an order,

The zombie brothers in the back row all jumped up obediently.

"Oops——!"

Shen Lang was stunned by Mao,

flew straight out of the yard......

Uncle Shi's outstretched arms happened to catch him, "Wencai, are you doing hair?" Is there a shame in it? ”

Shen Lang showed an embarrassed smile, "Ahem...... Uncle Shi is so ......"

"Okay, you big-headed ghost, hurry up and give me a ............ Go! My arm is for your aunt and uncle! ”

"Oops~......!"

Shen Lang was ruthlessly thrown to the ground by his uncle......

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 97/100]

"Heaven and earth, gods and ghosts, anxious as a law, press me ——!"

Ten zombies poured over in two teams, a group of five, cute and cute!

Mao Zhuang's tone was disdainful, "A bunch of weak ducks! ”

Hands pushed sideways, and both teams were pushed to the ground.

"Nani!?" Uncle Red-Nose was dumbfounded, "If you don't come back for a few days, there are such fierce zombies?" ”

"Uncle Shi, are you okay?"

"Hmph, a man can't say no!"

Uncle Shi put one finger against his eyebrows, and silently recited the incantation in his mouth,

"Hurry like a law, give it to me!"

Ten zombies got up again,

They raised their arms and held down the Ren family's stiffness!

'Jingle Bell~'

'Jingle Bell~'

Uncle Shi slowly squatted down while doing the method,

The zombies kept pressing down according to his movements,

"Roar! It's up to you? No way! ”

Mao Zhuang roared, and the ten zombies beside him were directly blasted out!

'Bang! ’

Uncle Shi was so frightened that he took a step back, and the flag directly spontaneously combusted.

Sanqingling exploded, and even the everlasting lamp in his hand was automatically shattered......

Uncle Shi's tone was trembling, "Ah...... Yes? It's also too ...... It's so perverted......"

[Funny value increased by 2, currently 99/100]

The comical value task has also been carried out to the final step......

Shen Lang picked up the big wine gourd and torch beside his uncle, "Fight, burn him directly with fire!" ”

The wine gourd was thrown at Mao Zhuang, and the other party was really vigilant.

One claw broke the gourd, and when the wine spilled, the torch followed!

Alcohol is a good accelerant,

Mao's stiff body quickly burned!

“nice！ Win! ”

Uncle Shi: "Wencai, I knew you were the best!" ”

Uncle Nine: "Wencai, good job!" ”

Qiusheng: "Wencai, you can not blame the past for what happened just now!" ”

The smile that had just hung on the corners of everyone's lips froze after two seconds!

The flame only burns at the stiff hair,

Not even a single wisp of black smoke rose......

It's not a carbon-free barbecue......

That's very wrong.

And then the other person sneezed,

The flames on the fur exploded......

Messy flames filled the courtyard, but he was unharmed.

Uncle Nine sighed, "Alas, I didn't expect him to be invulnerable......"

Shen Lang softened Rouqing's acupoint, "Damn, this can't be fought at all." ”

Uncle Shi's face was full of sorrow, "Wencai, don't be reckless if you're not sure...... This old ghost sneezed, and all my customers were burned...... It's just a fish pond! ”

Shen Lang was completely dumbfounded, "Master, what now?" Running away? ”

Uncle Nine also had a headache, the continuous battle left a lot of internal injuries on his body, and his combat effectiveness was greatly reduced at this time, and he couldn't think of a better way for a while, "This ...... Alas......"

Mao Zhuang flashed and ran over, and the unreliable red-nosed uncle stood in front of everyone, "Senior brother, you go and find a way, I'll take care of it here!" ”

The three of them looked at each other, "You can't do it......"

"Men can't say no!" Uncle Shi's hand is fast, like a Hokage seal, "I am a four-eyed Taoist, and I am as anxious as a law, so I ask my ancestor to show his true body!" ”

In fact, Uncle Shi has never liked the name Simu, and since he is willing to report the number himself, he must be ready to enlarge the move.

At present, among the four people, Uncle Shi is in the best condition,

Ninth Uncle, Shen Lang, and Qiusheng's combat strength at this time was less than one-third of that of weekdays.

The reason for the name Simu is very simple, because Uncle Shi is a short-sighted eye, so he has to wear glasses, his own two eyes plus two glasses eyes, a total of four eyes...... Four-eyed field chicken, four-eyed road long......

Demon slaying priests throughout the ages...... It is estimated that he was the first to wear glasses to work......

When the teacher gave the ninth uncle and the uncle, it was very simple,

According to the characteristics of these two people,

Uncle Nine is a word eyebrow is 'one eyebrow long',

Uncle Shi is a four-eyed field chicken, and he is the 'four-eyed Taoist'.

Shen Lang has been in the film and television time and space for a long time, and he naturally understands these things, just watching movies...... I'm afraid I won't understand it in such detail......