Chapter One Hundred and Three
There are crowds of people outside Foguang Temple, but most of them are lively.
At the moment, the little dodder is one of them.
The Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, and the lady concubine Niangniang also personally inspected the Foguang Temple, and checked the arrangements for the Dragon Boat Festival with the two Shanggong of the Shangyi Bureau and the head of He who was full of spring.
Ah Qiu looked busy, and Yu Shufei was beside her, reporting many trivial matters to Niangniang one by one, holding the paperwork to be approved in her arms.
I quietly watched the scene. If Concubine Shuniang is canonized as the queen one day, then Ah Qiu should be a third-grade servant.
There is no way, the position of the maid, only the queen and the queen mother.
is a similar messenger, following the queen is the servant, and following the four concubines of Guide Shuxian, it can only be a "first-class insider".
Concubine Shu's position is also bound to Ah Qiu's future to a certain extent.
Come to think of it, Ah Qiu also understands this.
Suddenly, a drop of ice water flowed into my heart.
I have always been good friends with Concubine Zhou, but I don't know if my sister regards me as an imaginary enemy on her way to promotion?
Oh my God, I used to ignore such an important point of information......
Ah Qiu also saw me, as if he had caught a glimpse of a bear child in the crowd, thinking that I was going to disturb public safety and order. He came up to me and said, "What are you doing here?" ”
I also wondered, "I, why can't I come?" I came with the deer to take a look. ”
She suddenly smiled a little: "You want to sign up?" Haha, my sister's handwriting is written like that, and it turns out that she can also compose poems. ”
I was caught off guard by prejudice.
His eyes were full of incredulity. And, more or less in my heart, I was still excited.
She realized that she had lost her words and immediately coaxed me back: "Oops, sister didn't mean that. It's not that you don't, it's just that you don't like poetry and stuff. ”
Not to be outdone, I said, "Well, let's make a bet." If I participate in the competition and come out on top, you will call me Sister Day, how about I call you Sister Day? Moreover, you have to paint your face as a big flower cat and shout "Meow meow!" three times by the moon pool! I'm Yan Ameow!" ”
Ah Qiu was instantly annoyed, and his face, which was already sunburning, turned red, and at this moment, it added more color.
She gritted her teeth and nodded, looking at how I cleaned you up, and said, "What if you can't get the first prize?" ”
I pressed my eyebrows, with a cute face, flashing innocent eyes: "But listen to my sister's arrangement." ”
She grinned: "Okay, if I win, you need to memorize the entire Book of Filial Piety." And, weeds were removed from the north wall of our yard. ”
I pouted: "Oh——, it turns out that my sister wants to reform me through labor, no problem, no problem." ”
Ah Qiu Zhengse: "Okay, a word is a certainty." ”
With that, she turned and left. A look of disapproval.
Alas! This time, I have to let her know what it means to be confident and win.
Then, I twisted the rabbit's tail and went to the registration office for the competition, and at the end of a long list, I wrote the word "Fan Yusu". By the way, I glanced at the above names, hey, there are two people with the surname "Shi", which should be the apprentices of the old monk Yaga.
The names of this pair of brothers are quite explosive! One is called Shi Lijia, and the other is Shi Duodian, what a good name! (Snickers & Store)
I laughed so hard that I couldn't stop it.
When I was napping, I had to conjure up a cloth bag for me during the winter break.
"Oh~", she crossed her waist, tilted her head, and pointed a little finger.
When I opened it, it was a big red belly pocket, embroidered with a pair of loving mandarin ducks.
Hiss...... Many people's small clothes are light-colored, but under the serious appearance of Mr. He, there is a restless heart.
"How?"
Winter break blinked. I like to see the whites of her eyes the most, like the texture of almonds, warm and white waxy.
"In the past, Mr. He was only a six-pin, unlike the adults above the four-pin, who had a separate courtyard. Now she still lives with her only apprentice, Xin'er, in the dormitory of the Internal Bureau. Therefore, their clothes were all washed in the clothes bureau. ”
When the slave saw that Xin'er got up this morning and limped to the Yeting Palace, she guessed that it was to deliver laundry. The slave and maid deliberately hit her, and the dirty clothes basket was scattered all over the ground. For a while, the ground was colorful, and several big red belly pockets popped up. Help her pick up the vacancy, and go along with it. ”
I asked, "She didn't notice it at all?" ”
Winter Break replied mysteriously: "Not really." Na Xin'er was stunned, her face was bad, as if she was seriously ill, and her eyes were dull. ”
My eyes were bone-chilled: "The peach-colored secret news that began to spread on the night of the first day of the fifth month has been two days since today, and it should be able to reach the ears of Mr. He." ”
Dong Xiu nodded and frowned: "Yes, it seems that Xin'er is miserable." ”
We looked at each other and decided to abandon this nap and listen to the crack in the door.
Evil face.
This is the first time I have been to the dormitory of the Internal Affairs Bureau.
There is no big difference from the dormitory of the Shanggong Bureau where I lived before, it is a large courtyard with a small courtyard, a whole row of corridors, one room next to another, densely mixed.
Winter break took me around and into a secluded place. I looked around and saw the edge of the whole compound. Through the courtyard wall, you can see several large and lush acacia trees planted outside the wall.
Dong Xiu pointed: "Just on the very edge, I opened three separate rooms for her." It is also covered with the shadow of the tree, and it is very cool in summer. ”
At the beginning of the lunch break, it will be very quiet. Seriously, if it weren't for the tricksters being too attractive, who would have gone out with the hot sun.
(But he said that he was a troublemaker, and his heart was already full of revenge for his brother.) )
The two of us held up the prepared fly swatter and played the role of fighting flies in the yard to prevent others from looking at it and becoming suspicious.
So, he slowly approached Manager He's room.
It sounded like the people inside hadn't slept yet, there were some sparse footsteps, and ...... There are still cats, too!
I crouched down and moved forward, moved to the door, and looked through the gap.
As I expected, there really are cats!
It was two light brown kittens with dark round spots, who looked to be only three months old, and were licking a large pot of goat's milk. The prickly tongue splashed out, and the floor was full of milk stars.
Their ears are pointy, and from the very point they grow a handful of hair, which hangs long. It's like the hair my aunt combed for me a few days ago, and two locks of hair hung down from the horn bun.
I'm looking intently, caracal!
The "caracal case" that called his father was degraded has not been overturned, and his brother was also killed because he found clues about caracal and Pan Youquan. Nowadays, is this the culprit who feels itchy and unbearable, and the height is unbearable, so he deliberately gives away people's heads?
Then there was a sudden cry in the house, which startled me.
I stroked my chest and continued looking.
Manager He grabbed Xin'er's ears, pulled out of the back room, and kicked her on the ground. He pointed his finger at the tip of her nose and whispered, "Don't cry for me!" ”
Xin'er was full of endless bitterness, and begged for mercy: "Auntie, Xin'er really didn't talk nonsense outside. How could Xin'er be so stupid, smearing her aunt, isn't she also smearing herself. ”
Manager He hugged his arms, his face turned blue and continued to interrogate: "The day before yesterday, I punished you for kneeling at the back door for a day, did you meet anyone?" Did you say anything? ”
Xin'er first shook her head, then nodded, and said inarticulately: "I met a few, it was all gossip, and Xin'er only said that she was punished for not doing a good job." ”
Mr. He sighed with his nose, gritted his teeth and shook his head, ordering Xin'er to stand up, pull up her pants, and expose her calves.
Then he flicked his tongue a few times, called the two little caracals over, and pointed to Xin'er's legs.
The two cats got the idea, and immediately happily scratched Xin'er's leg with their paws. A cat and a leg, so happy.
In a moment, Xin'er leaned back and closed in pain, tears flowed like water, and a crying sound came out of her throat with her mouth open.
Use human legs to make cat scratching boards and grind claws for cats, Mr. He has a set!
Immediately, her blood oozed out from the small and messy wound, and the blood swelled little by little, and then gathered into a full drop, sliding down her leg, straight through the blood channel of the leg. Finally, the red shoes and socks are soaked.
Seeing this, my heart felt like a five-flavor bottle overturned. Xin'er was innocent in the end, and took advantage of her guilt to start gnawing at me. I think I'll find a time to compensate her.
Seeing that Xin'er was about to fall, Manager He drank the cat away. grinning at the corners of his mouth, he continued to ask: "That's it, aren't you still recruiting?" Everyone says that you passed it on by yourself, not one or two! Could it be that everyone is framing you? ”
Xin'er grabbed the hem of her skirt, knelt at the feet of Mr. He, and said weakly: "Aunt, aunt, you didn't have a clear investigation, you were just listening to the big guy's rumors." Why don't you look it up...... Yes, yes, I suddenly remembered that the eldest disciple of Master Yaga, Sharija, had always been quite conceited, and told me that if his master could become a national teacher, he would be able to do it too. Xin'er thought...... He probably wanted to replace it! Therefore, if he thinks of such a plan, it is not impossible...... To say something that shouldn't be said, this kind of thing is still a big possibility that the people of Foguang Temple know the inside story, auntie......"
Manager He listened to Xin'er's words and calmed down. stared at Xin'er in a daze for a long time before bending down to help her up.
There was also a little shame on his face, and his tone was a lot softer: "Alas, don't complain about your aunt, this kind of thing involves too much......"
As they spoke, they sat down on the side of the collapse and cleaned their wounds.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, I hurriedly took a few steps back, beckoned to the side to cover my winter break, and slipped away as fast as I could.
At the same time, the cunning child in my body poked his head out again, and a series of schemes surfaced~~
However, in terms of hilarity, it is more like a prank than a ploon.
Since it is the Dragon Boat Festival, there are zongzi, puja, dragon boat racing, and release...... This year, the "bathing Buddha" item was also added, and after inquiry, it can be regarded as a water fight.
Soak in water with famous incense and baptize the Buddha statue first. Then a team of actors will appear, and the rest of the interested parties can also join. Splash each other with clean water to wash away bad luck and diseases, which is the "Buddha bath".
There are still two days before the ceremony, and everyone is preparing for this festival, and they have to say that they have their own ideas and goals.
On the one hand, I said hello to Zhou Guifei, and on the other hand, I secretly stuffed a note into the eldest apprentice's Shi Lijia room.
If he is really coveted as Xin'er said, then he should use this sharp weapon from heaven.