Chapter Forty-Four: The Bad Idea of a Dead Fat Man! Continue to explode a new one today, and I'll explode another one if there are more people!
After leaving the barbecue restaurant, the dead fat man and I followed the guidance of our hair and rushed towards our destination.
However, along the way, we found many major intersections that had actually posted my wanted notices!
"I'll wipe it! Mom, do you want to move so fast? Fortunately, it's late at night, and I'm wearing a mask again, otherwise I might have been recognized! No, I must quickly find the soul of Xu Wenwen's stupid girl and let her wake up to help me clear my name, otherwise my life will really be over! ”
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but speed up a little faster.
Finally, guided by our hair, we came to a tall and luxurious manor mansion in the suburbs.
At this time, it seems that there is some kind of banquet going to be held in the manor. It's so late, and there are still people coming and going at the gate.
There are still many black-clad bodyguards patrolling the wall at the gate of the manor, these are not the point, the point is that there are still cameras installed on the wall, and there are no dead ends in all directions!
This defense is not ordinary!
"Why did Xu Wenwen's soul come here? Dead fatty, are you sure? Don't get it wrong again! ”
I muttered softly.
"Holy! When did I get it wrong! Look down on me or what? Look down on me, then you can go by yourself, I won't go! ”
The dead fat man was not happy and turned around to leave.
"Eh, eh...... How can such a handsome person have such a small heart......"
I hurriedly said a good word, and then the dead fat man fooled back.
And looking at the bodyguards patrolling back and forth on the fence, I began to feel worried, how could I get in with such strict guards? And I can't let others find out, otherwise, if I alarm the patrol, I may not be able to fly by then!
The more I thought about it, the tighter my brows wrinkled, although I am much more awesome than before, but how many catties and taels there are, I am still a little forced in my heart.
If you want to infiltrate this manor without alarming anyone, it is basically impossible!
And just as I was worried, a sports car drove up to us, with a man and a woman sitting on it.
"Hey! Dude, where is the gate of this Gao family manor? I went around and couldn't find it! ”
I saw the man driving at me and asked.
it!
Feelings have met a super road idiot.
The distance between the big door and the distance between us is less than 100 meters, and he can't see it?
I just wanted to answer him, but the dead fat man on the side suddenly quietly asked me if I wanted to get in?
"Of course I do! Aren't you talking nonsense? ”
I gave him a blank look.
"Hey...... Then don't speak, look at me! ”
The dead fat man patted me on the shoulder, and then said to the road idiot: "This hellish place is hard to find, you come with me, I will tell you how to go!" ”
When he had said that, the fat man winked at me and led them to the dark corners beside me.
Then the dead fat man knocked the man and the woman unconscious and threw them in the woods.
"Hey...... Little madman, do you really want to get involved? ”
The dead fat man asked the nonsense again.
"Aren't you!"
I glared at him angrily.
"Then I have to grieve you! Hey hey ......"
The dead fat man suddenly laughed cheaply. This gave me a sense of foreboding......
Then the fat man found the invitation, drove the sports car, and drove to the gate with a beautiful woman - I changed into the woman's skirt and put on a wig.
Thanks to the invitations, it was easy for us to get in.
The dead fat man asked me to hold his arm and be intimate.
In order not to be seen by others, I could only do it with a black face.
"Yo he! Brother, is your girlfriend quite good-looking? ”
A rich boy walked up to me, and when he saw my appearance, his eyes began to glow.
"Hey...... Not long after we talked, didn't we just take this opportunity today to take her to see the life of a rich person! ”
The dead fat man suddenly opened his mouth in a terrible voice.
And I kept my head down and didn't say a word.
I seemed a little shy to others.
"Not bad, not bad! It's so good-looking, if it weren't for the fact that my breasts were a little smaller, maybe I would have wanted to dig a corner! Haha......"
The rich boy immediately half-jokingly.
"Ahem, ahem...... Brother, don't be kidding, just like her, how can she get into the eyes of Brother Xiong? ”
The dead fat man immediately coughed dryly twice, and then laughed.
"Shhhh......h
As soon as the words fell, I stretched out my hand and pinched the small flesh on the waist of the dead fat man.
"Pain, pain, pain......! Let go, let go! I was wrong, you don't look good, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, okay......"
The dead fat man immediately opened his mouth and begged for mercy.
"Hahaha...... I didn't expect you to be a strict wife! ”
Seeing the cowardice of the dead fat man, the crowd at the banquet suddenly burst into laughter.
"Humph!"
Seeing this, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I let go, and then went to the back to find a seat and sat down.
Seeing this, the dead fat man hurriedly followed.
The two of us glanced at each other, and then took the opportunity to sneak towards the side hall.
"Hey...... Little madman, I didn't expect you to be so beautiful when you dressed up as a woman! You don't see that those rich boys are a little attracted to you! ”
When I came to a place where no one was around, the dead fat man smiled at me.
"You're not disgusting, get out of the way!"
I gave the fat man a white look, and raised my hand to take off the wig on my head.
"Huh! Wait until you don't pick it up, take it with you, maybe it will be useful then. ”
The dead fat man quickly stretched out his hand to stop me, but the smile on his face was so cheap.
"You're ......! Alas! All right! ”
After thinking about it for a while, I felt that there was some truth in the dead fat man's words, and then I took out the hair, followed the guidance of the hair, and began to walk forward.
When I came to a corner, I suddenly shrank back, which scared the fat man to death!
"Okay, what are you doing?"
The dead fat man asked softly. The tone was visibly unhappy.
Because my hips hit right in his face.
"There's a bodyguard in front! We can't get over it now. ”
I whispered.
"Really? I'll take a look......"
The dead fat man probed his head and looked forward.
I saw a two-meter-tall and burly bodyguard standing at the entrance of the passage like a roadblock. Blocked our way. It is basically impossible to walk over without alarming him.
"What are we going to do now?"
I said that I was a little depressed, and I was about to reach my destination, and there was this obstacle in my way.
"Hmm...... If you want not to alarm this bodyguard, it seems that you can't rely on force, you can only outwit it! ”
The dead fat man shook his head and thought for a while, then spoke.
"What's the way to outwit?"
I'm happy in my heart, is there a way to kill the fat man?
"Hey...... Well, I might have to wronged you......"
The dead fat man smiled again.
When I saw the dead fat man's lewd smile, I immediately knew that nothing good was going to happen.
"Hey...... Little madman, you have to be so ...... like this."
The dead fat man began to murmur in my ear.
After listening to the dead fat man's plan, I almost jumped up!
"Don't go! I'm not going to kill me! ”
"Not going? Are you sure you're really not going? ”
"Manly man, if you don't go, you won't go!"
"Since you don't want to clear your name, then we're not going......"
The dead fat man shrugged his shoulders, looked indifferent, and turned around to walk back.
"Eh, eh, ......! And so on and so forth! I'll go, I'll go? ”
I said with a sad face.
"Then why are you still stunned? Hurry up, I'm looking forward to your performance! ”
The dead fat man laughed unbearably, and after finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera function......
"You fat man!"
I punched the fat man angrily.
Then he pulled his hair, adjusted his breathing, and stood up. took a catwalk, twisted his waist and swung his hips, and walked towards the bodyguard very coquettishly.
"Stand! What are you here for? ”
When the bodyguard saw someone approaching, he immediately reflexively asked.
"Oops! Handsome guy, why are you so fierce? People are looking for toilets......"
I gently brushed my hair, cocked my orchid fingers, patted my chest, and said in a loud voice.
It was a scene that was so loud and so sassy.
"Looking for a toilet?"
There was a bodyguard who saw that the person who came was actually a big beauty, although the chest was indeed a little flat, but at a glance, he knew that it was the kind of goods that were not good!
I haven't eaten meat for many days, so I wonder if it's good luck today?
Thinking of this, this bodyguard couldn't help but feel a little itchy.
"Uh-huh! It's so big here, people are about to get lost after walking for a long time, handsome guy, can you take someone to the toilet? ”
At this point, I had walked up to the bodyguard and took his right hand in my hands, shaking it slightly, and my mouth kept blowing into his ear.
"Goo-dong...... Take you to the toilet? Okay, good, no problem......"
After swallowing my saliva, he couldn't wait to pick me up and ran quickly to the toilet......
The dead fat man hiding behind the corner, seeing this scene, covered his mouth stiffly, didn't dare to laugh out loud, and almost didn't hold back his internal injuries.
"Bang!"
A dull sound came from the toilet, and then I walked out with a blue face, and ripped off the wig on my head!
"Hahaha...... Are chrysanthemums left? ”
The dead fat man immediately blinked malicefully and laughed.
"Get out! Next time there is such a thing, I will definitely let you go! ”
I now have a feeling that the baby is very wronged.
"Cut! With the size of your Shou Ye and me, even if you pretend to be a woman, you can't use the technique of seduction! ”
The dead fat man looked disappreciative, patted his super big belly and said complacently.
"Okay, let's go, that big guy was knocked out by me, we have to hurry up to find the soul of Xu Wenwen's girl!"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes and urge.
"Okay!"
When it came to business, the dead fat man was not ambiguous, and quickly followed me and continued to walk forward.
Finally, the two of them came to the door of a guest room.
"This strand of hair always points to this door, which means that the girl's soul is inside!"
I said with some excitement.
He reached for the doorknob and prepared to open it.
However, I was very sad to find that the door was locked!
"me! This door is locked and can't be opened! ”
I'm a little worried, if I open the door violently, I'll definitely alarm the others. What can I do now?
And just when I was in great distress.
"Hey...... Only at this critical moment can we show the importance of your longevity and me! ”
I saw that the dead fat man suddenly laughed again, and I saw that he took out a piece of steel wire out of nowhere and tinkered with the door lock a few times.
"Click!"
After a while, a slight crunch sounded, and the door lock had been opened!
"How? You're amazing, right? The locks were broken, and they wanted to stop us, but there were no doors! ”
The fat man looks like I'm awesome
。
"me! It can be seen that you have done this kind of stealing and touching dogs in the past! ”
I pursed my lips, and when I was done, I was the first to enter the dark room.
"me! What kind of air conditioner is there when no one is in the room? It's so low, I'm freezing to death, it's really not worth the electricity bill! ”
As soon as he entered the door, the dead fat man rubbed his arms and shrunk his head and screamed.
"Don't be noisy! It's not air conditioning here, it's all yin, you follow me, be careful! ”
After the last experience, my brow immediately furrowed, and I whispered at the dead fat man.
"Damn, such a heavy yin qi, it seems that the master here is not a good stubble, let's be careful......"
The dead fat man exclaimed in a low voice.
And just as the dead fat man's voice fell.
"Bang!"
A muffled sound rang out from behind the dead fat man!
"Fuck, what's that?"
The dead fat man was suddenly startled, and quickly turned around and looked back.
I followed suit.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, I just broke out in a cold sweat.
Because the door behind the dead fat man actually closed automatically!
Could it be that we have already been discovered?