Chapter 200: Barren Mountain Inn, Poisonous Lady!

The last rays of light faded from the horizon.

Night began to fall.

"Report to your lordship, let's ...... We seem to have gone the wrong way, not on the official road. ”

Pang Li jumped off the horse and walked to the carriage to report the situation.

"It's okay, go further and see if there is a market town, if you really don't, you can rest in your tent."

"Yes!"

Pang Li responded, jumped on his horse and shouted, "Brothers, keep going!" ”

After continuing along the rugged mountain road for half an hour, a faint light appeared in front of me.

"Xiao Liuzi, Xiao Shun, you two go and explore quickly, and the others are on standby."

"Obey!"

After waiting for about a pillar of incense, the two of them rode back.

"Chief, there's a small market ahead, and there's an inn on the side that's still open."

"Great!"

Pang Li was pleasantly surprised, and was about to make a report, but Gu Ming's voice came from his ears first: "Captain Pang, let's go to the inn." ”

"Yes, sir!"

"Brothers, let's go!"

At this time, the mood of the other guards also relaxed a lot.

"Great, no more camping."

"That's it, this barren mountain and wilderness...... Weird and scary. ”

"What's there to be afraid of? We are officers and soldiers, is it possible that we are still afraid of demons and monsters? ”

"If you don't come, you kid will brag, and if you have the ability, you can go into the mountains in the middle of the night alone to try ......"

"Don't shout, don't be afraid of jokes."

As soon as Pang Li spoke, several guards suddenly stopped squeaking.

After walking for a while, a small mountain town appeared in front of me.

But it was dark, and the town was deserted, except for a dilapidated inn on the edge of the town with lanterns.

Gu Ming jumped out of the carriage and subconsciously looked at the surrounding environment.

"Master Gu, I'm afraid I can only be wronged here for one night tonight."

Pang Li raised his eyes to look at the dilapidated inn and said with a wry smile.

"It's okay, let's get together for the night."

"Yes!"

Pang Li responded, and shouted at the inn: "Is there a guy here, come out and lead the horse!" ”

"Yes, yes!"

With the answer, the two guys ran out quickly.

"Yo, it turned out to be a few officials......

"Don't talk nonsense, take the horses away, and remember to feed more forage."

"Official, please rest assured......"

The two guys went separately to lead the horses, Gu Ming was about to enter the inn, but Pang Li stepped forward first, and whispered: "My lord, there are many small and black shops in the mountains of this kind of mountain, and adults should be careful." ”

Gu Ming nodded: "Hmm! ”

"Let's go and have a look."

Pang Li was extraordinarily dutiful, and took the first step into the inn and looked around vigilantly, then turned around and raised his hand: "My lord, please!" ”

Then, several other guards also walked into the inn one after another and sat down at another table.

"Hey, no more guys?"

Seeing that no one stepped forward to greet him, Pang Li patted the table and snorted at the top of his throat.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

A delicate voice came from the inner hall, which made the hearts of the guards flutter, and they glanced at the curtain with wide eyes one by one.

A moment later, the curtain opened, and a slender figure walked out......

"Gollum~"

At this moment, there were several sounds of swallowing saliva in the store.

What appeared in front of everyone was a woman in her twenties, although she was dressed in a homespun cloth, but she couldn't hide her delicate figure.

The face is like a peach blossom, the eyes are like autumn water, walking up like the wind swinging willows, before people arrive, there is a wisp of intoxicating fragrance coming.

In this deep mountain wilderness, meeting such a woman with outstanding style will inevitably make people think about it.

"I didn't expect it to be a few officials, it's been hard work!"

The woman walked to the table with lotus steps, her eyes wandering and looking at the crowd.

"You're the innkeeper?"

Pang Li subconsciously asked.

"It's the slave family...... Do you eat or stay in a hotel? ”

"Eat first, then stay at the hotel. Is there a room? ”

"The official said with a smile, where did we get the room in this small shop...... But don't worry, the slave family will let people clean the room. ”

"Didn't go to the room?"

Pang Li frowned, and glanced at Gu Ming with some embarrassment.

The proprietress saw the opportunity, and then looked at Gu Ming, and smiled: "When you look at this son, you know that he is not an ordinary person. Otherwise, if the son doesn't dislike it, he will sleep in the slave's room. ”

"What did you say?"

Pang Li's face turned cold.

"I'm sorry, it's no wonder that the slave didn't make it clear, the slave family means that the slave family vacated the room......"

Before she finished speaking, Gu Ming couldn't help frowning and said, "You don't have to explain, this son understands what you mean." However, this son is not as delicate as you think. Okay, let's go get some food and drinks. ”

"Yes, yes, the slave will order the kitchen to prepare."

At this time, Pang Li said slowly: "Boss, I advise you not to make some messy things for us to eat, otherwise, ...... Don't blame me for setting fire to your wild shop! ”

The proprietress looked shocked, and hurriedly waved her hand and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, please rest assured, the slave family will definitely arrange good wine and food, and never dare to snub the officials." ”

As soon as she left, Pang Li whispered to Gu Ming: "It seems that most of this shop is a black shop, you must be careful when eating in this kind of black shop, most of the meat here is not clean, if you don't scare her, you can give you a whole plate of white meat." ”

Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run away?

Gu Ming still remembers a movie called Longmen Flying Armor in his previous life, and the Longmen Inn inside was a standard black shop.

Once you target the merchants who have placed an order, they will often rob money and kill them.

White meat is a black word in the rivers and lakes, which refers to the flesh of those who have been harmed by black shops.

So he replied: "Captain Pang, you tell everyone to be careful, take turns on duty at night, and be careful of the other party's plots." ”

"Yes, sir!"

Pang Li got up and walked over, whispered a few words, and walked back.

After a while, the two men who led the horses walked back to the inn, stepped forward and nodded and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please rest assured, the horses are all tied, and the forage has been put to ensure that they are in good spirits tomorrow morning." ”

"Well, that's good." Pang Li nodded in satisfaction.

After a while, the two men began to serve the food and drinks.

Gu Ming looked at the dishes: pig's trotters, chicken legs, fish, and sliced meat...... It seems that the proprietress still understands the rules, and it is impossible to fake these meats, and they can be recognized at a glance.

If you serve any steamed buns, minced meat, etc., it's hard to say.

Pang Li glanced at the small wine jar on the table and said in a low voice: "My lord, if we don't drink, beware of missing the trip." ”

Gu Ming smiled: "It's okay, everyone must be a little tired after a day's journey, so it's better to drink a few glasses to refresh yourself." ”

"That'...... Humble officials drink first, and adults will drink later. ”

Pang Li was very conscientious, poured a bowl of wine and tasted it first, and there was no peculiar smell before he drank it all.

At the same time, let the other subordinates not drink at the same time, in case the wine is poisoned, at least some people are sober.

This move seems to be too cautious, but when walking in the rivers and lakes, sometimes you have to be a little more guarded.

After drinking a bowl of wine, Pang Li paused for a while, then put his mind at ease and poured a bowl for Gu Ming: "This wine is no problem, my lord, please!" ”

"Well, please!"

Gu Ming picked up the bowl and drank it all.

Several of the other guards began to talk and laugh.

"You guys don't drink too hard, drink less, just have fun, whoever wants to get drunk, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless."

"Yes!"

Several of the guards responded in unison.

After a while, the proprietress walked out again, walked to the table in a charming manner, and said to Pang Li and Gu Mingjiao: "The two officials are still satisfied with the side dishes in this restaurant?" ”

"It's okay!" Pang Li replied casually.

"The officials have worked hard all the way, and the slave family will fill the two officials with a glass."

As she spoke, the proprietress reached out and picked up the small wine jar on the table and poured wine.

"No, we'll do it ourselves."

Pang Zheng reached for the wine jar.

Unexpectedly, the proprietress shrank into her arms while holding the wine jar, and said with a smile: "Official, you won't be afraid that the slave family will poison the wine, right?" Otherwise, the slave family also sat down and drank with the two officials. ”

"No need, put down the wine jar, we will pour it ourselves."

Pang Li shouted with a cold face.

"The slave family is just a good heart, how can the official treat others like this?"

Unexpectedly, this proprietress was still coquettish.

The guards on the other side were red-eyed, wishing that the proprietress would come over and have a few drinks with them.

"Captain Pang, since the proprietress is sincere, let her pour wine."

Gu Ming finally spoke.

"It's still this boy who is easy to talk to."

The proprietress smiled and walked to Gu Ming's side with the wine jar, picked up the wine jar and slowly poured the wine.

Just halfway down, Pang Zheng's face suddenly changed: "Be careful, adult! ”

At the same time, he drew his knife and slashed at the boss lady at lightning speed.

"Bang!"

The woman also reacted quickly, threw out the wine jar to block the knife, and took advantage of the situation to retreat.

His hand was not idle, and when he raised his hand and threw it, a faint cloud of smoke suddenly spread.

"Hold your breath, sir!"

Pang Li let out a loud shout, raised his left hand to cover his nose with his sleeve, and then pulled Gu Ming's shirt to quickly dodge to avoid the smoke.

Several of the guards sitting at the other table were shocked and drew their swords one after another......

I didn't know that I hadn't done it yet, but one by one I felt that the world was spinning, and I was weak, and I fell to the ground one after another.

"Damn!"

Pang Zheng seemed to have been tricked, his body shook, and he glared at the boss lady angrily: "You are so bold, you actually poisoned me?" Aren't you afraid of raiding your family and exterminating your family? ”

"Hahaha!"

At this time, the proprietress stopped pretending, and the showdown broke out, and a burst of insolent laughter broke out.

"There are more people who have died at the hands of the old lady, isn't the old lady standing here well?"

At this time, the two guys also changed their previous nodding and bowing down, one holding a knife, and the other holding an iron fork and standing apart.

And a man also walked out of the inner hall, and the four of them formed a circle, and it seemed that they were determined to catch them all.

"Alas!"

Gu Ming couldn't help sighing, and sat down as if nothing happened.

"Huh? Why doesn't this kid have anything to do? Poisonous lady, aren't you known as the poison in the world? ”

"Poisonous lady?"

Hearing this, Pang Zheng couldn't help but be shocked.

"Yo, it seems that this official has heard the name of the old lady, and his face is scared."

"Don't talk about whether it's useful or not, just ask why your kid is okay?"

The black-faced man who came out in the end, who was short in stature and not much taller than a dwarf, pointed at Gu Ming, and asked the poisonous lady with his face.

"How does the old lady know? Rumor has it that this kid is quite evil, and he is really evil. ”

Upon hearing this, Gu Ming couldn't help but sneer: "It seems that you know who I am?" ”

"Yo, look at what you said, you're a dignified man...... It's a pity that the old lady has read countless people, but she has never tasted the taste of the champion. ”

"Slut!"

The short man seemed to be jealous and scolded sourly.

"You dare to scold the old lady? I'll tell you a joke, once this guy begged the old lady for a long time, and the old lady reluctantly agreed.

As a result, the old lady waited for a long time...... And guess what he said? ”

The eyes of the two "guys" lit up: "What are you talking about?" ”

The poisonous lady laughed: "He said it's over......"

"Hahaha!"

The two guys couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Slut, you dare to humiliate Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu killed you! ”

Sancun Ding was furious, waving the two shiny kitchen knives in his hands.

Seeing that he is not tall, but his speed is unbelievably fast, and he even carries an afterimage as if he is teleporting......

In an instant, he rushed to Gu Ming's side and slashed down viciously.

At the same time, the poisonous lady and the two guys who pretended to be buddies also broke out together, and the target was without exception: Gu Ming!

It turned out that this poisonous lady was just delaying time and distracting Gu Ming's attention by telling jokes, but in fact, she was looking for an opportunity to join forces to raid.

Judging from the tacit understanding of these four people, the four of them may often join forces to kill people, and they are professional killers.

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