Chapter 169: Possession of the Dan Eunuch (4)
It is said that Yang Congxun and Hu San followed behind the storyteller Xu Shaoxian, got out of the tea shop, and walked around in the alleys west of Chengde Mansion for two or three quarters of an hour, and finally came to the door of a small courtyard with a low and cramped courtyard wall.
said that Xu Shaoxian took out the key to open the door, led Yang Hu and the others through the courtyard, and went straight to the ear room on the west side of the hall
I saw Xu Shaoxun gently push open the wooden door of the ear room with his hand, and then pointed to the figure who was sleeping under the quilt on the earthen kang in the room, and whispered in Yang Congxun's ear: "This is that beast, I don't get up after noon, how can the little old man raise such a four-body industrious obstacle to come out!" ”
Seeing that Xu Shaoxun was about to get angry and scold as he spoke, Yang Congxun hurriedly raised his finger and shrugged it to his mouth.
After drinking the chattering Xu Shaoxian, Yang Congxun turned his head and snorted at the little fox who was shaking his head and twisting his hips on his shoulders to warm up, seeing that it should mean 'while he sleeps, get him done, quickly slap him in the face, finish the matter as soon as possible, leave early, this house will definitely stink later'......
I saw that the little fox with a sinister smile on his face, tiptoe and sneaked to the pillow of the person on the kang, pouted his buttocks, and was about to open the big mouth of the man because of snoring on his back, 'snoring', and released a yellow smoke visible to the naked eye, and then turned around and 'pouted' a few times and jumped back to Yang Congxun's side.
However, to the surprise of Yang Congxun and Hu Sansan, although most of the yellow smoke released by the little fox was swallowed into the stomach by the person on the kang, the person still grinned as if he was nothing, and snored with his back to the sky.
"Hey, hey! That's not right! How can I smell my fart and continue to sleep like no one? ”
I saw Xiao Hu San scratching his head in confusion at first, then gently pouting his tail, and once again 'howling' a loud fart, and specially bent over, stretched his sharp nose under the tail and pumped deeply: "Suck...... It tastes right, why doesn't it work? ”
However, the little fox was only halfway through his words, and there was a 'vomit' sound in his ears, it turned out that Xu Shaoxian, who was defenseless and did not block his nostrils with two fingers in advance like Yang Congxun, was choked by the little fox's second fart at close range, and immediately lay on the ground and vomited.
At this moment, the young man who was snoring on the bed suddenly stopped, and then a carp straightened up and sat up from the bed: "It's time to rest." The thin-skinned and tender-fleshed Yan Cui'er, my brother is here...... Oops, why is this house so buried? Hey, that old man over there, didn't I give you money to buy wine and meat for your uncle? Where's this food and drink?! ”
After speaking, the man stretched out his hand and pointed at Yang Congxun: "And the man with the red tail fox, grandpa looked at you, what are you doing?" ”
This may be the first time that Yang has been provoked by his opponent after he became a Taoist priest, and he sneered loudly: "What a demon who is not stingy, he dares to be presumptuous in front of Yang, and teach you how to teach Yang someone's methods!"
After speaking, Yang Congxun pulled the green steel sword at his waist with his left hand, pinched a sword trick with his right hand, and pointed at the man sitting on the kang with a split: "Oh, the demon of Wu, don't get out quickly and die!" ”
At this time, I saw the man nodding as if he was waking up from a dream: "Ao, it turns out that someone asked you to catch me?" ”
As he spoke, the man took the quilt off his body, and he didn't look for shoes and socks, so he wore a thin sweat coat and pajama pants, stood on the ground with a pair of bare feet, and stretched out his hand to point at Xu Shaoxian, who was lying on the ground: "Did this old coffin let you come?" Okay, you're an old immortal, grandpa kindly rewarded you with a piece of silver to let you go out to sell wine and buy meat, just to let your old thing be stained with grandpa after eating, I didn't expect you to dare to take revenge? ”
After that, the man actually spread his right hand evenly, and stretched out his palm upwards towards Yang Congxun: "Wuna Daoist, quickly take out the silver you deceived grandpa!" ”
At this time, Yang Congxun's brain was a little insufficient, so he couldn't believe it, so he pointed at the tip of his nose with his right hand, and asked the man opposite: "I, I lied to you?" ”
"Didn't you lie to me? Didn't you pat your chest at this old thing and promise that you would be able to take your grandfather in a while? Do you dare to say that you have never said such a thing? ”
"Say...... Said. ”
"That's it, grandpa is indeed on the body of this old thing's son, if you really have the ability, Taoist priest, take action to get grandpa out of his son."
After speaking, the man returned to the kang and groped for a while, and then carried a heavy, two or three catties of embroidered money bag and shook it at Yang Congxun: "Grandpa is standing here and waiting, Taoist priest, if you have the ability to catch grandpa, these silver will be rewarded to you." ”
After that, the man threw the money bag towards the kang with his backhand, and then stuck his hands on his waist, so that he could raise his chin at Yang Congxun and the others: "Hurry up!" Hurry up and use any moves, don't delay grandpa to find Yan Cui'er at night to be happy. The girl promised last night that she would sell the gold account with her master tonight, so that she could have a good night! ”
The arrogant and domineering look on the face of the man on the opposite side almost made Yang Congxun bite his steel teeth, and he laughed angrily at the moment: "Okay, you dirty wandering ghost, you dare to speak foul language at Dao Ye?" Yang will cut your mouth first, so that he can clean your mouth for you! As he spoke, he handed the sword in his hand forward!
In fact, Yang Congxun just wanted to make a show to scare the other party...... This ghost doesn't have a body of its own, even if you cut off the head of the man opposite, you can't help it, it will only kill Xu Shaoyou's life in vain.
As long as the opposite side sees Yang Congxun's sword stabbing and subconsciously flashes to the side, Yang Congxun can rush up and slash the back of the man's neck with one palm, knock him unconscious, and then he can tie it up and concoct it casually.
But he never expected that the man on the other side saw the sword stabbing in the chest, and his face changed slightly, but then he deliberately bumped his chest to the tip of the sword: "This tongue can't be cut, and grandpa still expects to rely on it to make the girl happy!" We have a lot of meat in our breasts, so if you want to cut it, Taoist priest, cut it here...... If you are not afraid to kill the son of the Xu family, you will stab the Taoist priest! It's a big deal, the old man will change his body again. ”
The opposite side pounced on him like a desperate one, Yang Congxun immediately panicked, and hurriedly shrank the arm holding the sword back, so that there was no sword to pierce Xu Shaoyou's heart.
Rao was like this, the tip of the sword was still shallow enough to pierce the opponent's chest more than half an inch deep, and red blood was gushing out along the wound.
As soon as he saw his son with a sword in his chest, Xu Shaoxian, who was originally lying on the ground, jumped up from the ground with a "whoop", and went to snatch the sword in Yang Congxun's hand with his bare hands, completely ignoring the fact that his palms were cut by the sword blade and were dripping with blood: "Yang Daochang, you must not do it...... Lao Han, I am such a lone seedling son, our Xu family still expects him to inherit the lineage! ”:
Seeing that Xu Shaoxian's pair of fleshy palms were about to be broken under his sword, Yang Congxun sighed and threw away the sword: "That's it, Yang Mou confessed this time, I won't catch this ghost!" ”