Chapter 38 Taking Sides
When the two of them were disarmed and brought to Nie Yun, they were already looking obedient with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes.
"You're very good, I thought you'd give it a try." Nie Yun sat on the chair in the captain's room, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at the two of them with one hand on his cheeks.
The two of them scolded in their hearts, who is the change, and they have to be cowardly with us when they are pointed at so many guns!
I saw that on the walls around the captain's room, dozens of AKs were densely packed against the two of them, and even a dozen bazookas protruded from the ceiling.
The two assure that from today onwards, we are all intensively phobic!
"This ...... Big brother, it's funny, how dare we, this time we just accidentally broke into your territory, not intentionally offended! Can you let us go for the sake of being human beings? The boss said cautiously.
"Oh, how can you be sure, I...... Is it human? Nie Yun lowered his head and hooked the corners of his mouth, the two of them couldn't see his expression, but when they heard this, their scalps were numb.
This...... Is this guy really not human? Could it really be an alien?!
"Outside...... Alien?! The third exclaimed!
"Huh!" Nie Yun didn't answer directly, but just laughed, "Click! With a snap of his fingers, all the guns in the room slowly sank into the walls and disappeared.
"Goo-dong!" The two looked at this unbelievable scene and swallowed in unison.
Will the earthlings be this kind of means? This sister is definitely an alien!
"Tell me, why did you come to my island, remember, you only have one chance, if you dare to lie, my back garden just needs a little fertilizer."
The two of them were completely caught up in the fear of contact of the third type at this time, where would they dare to lie.
As for why people have to be exactly the same as earthlings, with no horns on their heads and tails on their backs, that's all a small problem!
At the moment, the two of them poured beans into a bamboo tube like a bamboo tube and drifted here, and by the way, they also told their origins in detail, and they didn't even peek at the widow next door taking a bath when they were a few years old.
After listening to this, Nie Yun touched his chin and looked at these two guys, wondering what to do with these two guys.
The two brothers looked at the pensive Nie Yun, nervously waiting for their fate, and at the same time wondering if the other party really caught themselves to make slices, should they be a little obedient and be cut, or would they resist a little and then be cut?
That's a problem......
"You ...... Would you like to work for me? Nie Yun suddenly asked.
What? Working for aliens?
The two of them were stunned when they heard this, how could the script be written like this?
"Uh...... You...... What do you say? The boss asked incredulously as if he hadn't heard clearly.
"Oh, I don't want to! That's it. After Nie Yun finished speaking, he got up and was about to leave.
"Wait, we do! Willing! The two hurriedly said.
If you don't want to, you can't do it, don't you see the muzzles around you pop up again!
"Willing to say it earlier! However, our company is very formal, and recruitment requires an interview, have you all brought resumes? ”
"What? Firm? Recruit? This, no...... I didn't bring my resume. "Both of them are about to cry, what kind of resumes do they need to do if they mix up like us!
"Didn't bring it? Nowadays, human beings are really frizzy and frizzy, forget it, then simplify the process, is it an undergraduate? ”
"Yes, yes, I'm a graduate student!" The boss felt that he had gone to the wrong set, and should he change his costume? Do you want to wear another tie?
"Yo, it's still a top student, which school?" Nie Yun was a little surprised now.
"Tsinghua!" The boss puffed out his chest.
"Huh?" "Huh?" Two voices with surprise, one is Nie Yun and the other is the third child.
"Boss, you never said you had this experience!" The third child said in surprise.
"Ahem! It's all old things, when I graduated, the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, and I started a project to start a business, but I owed a lot of debt, and then it was more and more miserable, where am I embarrassed to say that I am a graduate student of Tsinghua University! ”
"Oh!" The two nodded knowingly.
"It turns out that he is still a top student! Disrespectful, disrespectful! But I'm sorry, I don't want 985 here, only 211! ”
"Uh......" The boss is a little confused, what's the matter with this recruitment condition?
I don't know if it's an illusion, but the boss always feels that this "alien" seems to have a bad tone.
"So I only have a temporary position, are you interested?" Nie Yun's expression was faint, and he squinted at him.
Xueba or something, the most annoying!
"Yes, yes!" The boss nodded hurriedly, if you don't have to do temporary work, you must have to be a flower fertilizer, and the fool is not interested!
"What about you?" Nie Yun looked at the third child.
"Me? I just went to middle school for two years, and my brain was not good since I was a child, and I dropped out of school before I finished reading, and others said that I only had a few stupid strengths, hehe! The third child touched the back of his head and said a little embarrassed.
"Alas, you can't be presumptuous, so who is who, isn't it the same as graduating from primary school and finally achieving a great career? I think you're a good boy, I'm optimistic about you! From now on, you will be a regular employee! ”
Who, who? Who is it?
When the boss heard this, a mouthful of old blood spurted directly in his heart, whether the difference should be so obvious.
Now he even regrets his intestines, what Tsinghua did he go to, he knew that he should have studied secondary school!
This is the typical choice is more important than effort!
"Ahem! That's great! I couldn't agree more! What is an academic qualification? Yes!
I'll tell you the truth! In fact, I bought my diploma by family connections! I have been a repeater in the class since I was a child, I haven't even taken a little red flower in elementary school, and I have passed the English level 4 test eight times, I am ashamed! Ashamed! "The boss is making amends.
"Oh, I see! It doesn't matter, it's all a small problem, the most important thing to be a person is to be talented! I think you have a lot of potential!
In this way, I just thought about it, about this 985, it can't be too discriminatory, just make an exception, recruit you to be a regular worker, there is a kind of establishment! ”
Summer's face is pleasant, and she is not sneering, she looks like she looks at her own people's affection.
"Yes, you're right! Thank you! Thank you so much! The Boss was grateful.
This time it's finally politically correct!
Sure enough, no matter where you go, standing in line is the most important thing!
Excited, the boss's face flushed, and then he rolled his eyes very dryly...... Fainted!
"This ...... How excited was he? Nie Yun was stunned for a while, and then very moved.
"No, I think he's just fainting from hunger." The third child said quietly.
"Uh......"