Chapter Sixty-Seven: The Fat Man's Method.
I leaned back on the head of the bed, listening to the sound of gurgling water in the direction of the bathroom, and I was really a little excited.
After a while, Hu Wei's slender figure appeared in front of me.
"Brother Xiaolin, am I good-looking?"
"Beautiful!"
I didn't hesitate when a tiger pounced on her......
"Wait a minute! Brother Xiaolin, today's good friends are here......"
Hu Weiqiao's face was red and bleeding, and she stopped me from moving.
"(⊙o⊙) What?"
I almost rolled out of bed.
"Brother Xiaolin, don't be angry, I'll be your person sooner or later, don't worry, or I'll help you......"
Hu Wei, this girl, lowered her head like a child who had done something wrong......
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In the middle of the night, I gently let go of the sleeping Hu Wei in my arms and began to practice meat forbidden!
I began to use my mind to control the golden armor corpse inside me, allowing him to carve runes into my muscles!
"Uh-huh......!"
Just by carving the first rune, I was sweating profusely.
That kind of pain is like slowly carving it on your muscles with a knife, and it hurts your heart!
No wonder grandpa said that cultivating this sealed door thirteen forbidden is extremely painful!
But, as a man, I have to be myself!
Enduring the pain like Ling Chi, I began to carve runes one after another on the muscles in my right arm!
Pain, like a tidal wave!
My clothes quickly became wet with cold sweat.
Minutes and seconds passed.
Finally!
When the sky is bright.
I just carved my right arm!
At this time, Hu Wei's girl had also woken up.
Looking at my sweaty appearance, Hu Wei was a little strange.
"Brother Xiaolin! What happened to you? ”
"It's okay! I'm practicing forbidden arts! ”
After giving me a reassuring look, I went into the bathroom and washed up.
After breakfast.
Uncle Zhang and the dead fat man also joined us.
"Uncle Zhang, is there a whereabouts of the Soul Nourishing Grass?"
I asked.
"Not yet, so I and the little fat man have identified a few Yin Qi convergence points. I don't worry about you, so let's take a look. ”
Uncle Zhang shook his head.
I also know that I can't rush to find the soul grass.
The top priority at the moment is to find the cat-faced old lady and eradicate her, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable!
"Uncle Zhang, this cat-faced old lady is extremely fast, and her vigilance is high, it's hard for us to get rid of it!"
I looked at Uncle Zhang with some concern.
"And now I don't know where she's hiding, it's troublesome for us to lure her out!"
Hu Wei in my arms added.
"Hmm...... Let me think about ......"
Uncle Zhang frowned and fell into deep thought.
"Hey...... Why don't you ask you Shou Ye if I have any solutions? ”
The dead fat man on the side suddenly laughed.
"Huh? Is it possible that you still have a way? ”
I couldn't help but be stunned.
"Hey...... Of course! ”
The dead fat man laughed and became more and more cheap.
"Then you have a way, why don't you hurry up?"
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
"Hey...... If it sounds good, I'll tell you...... Oops! ”
The dead fat man's cheap smile still hung on his face. However, before he finished speaking, he was kicked over by Hu Wei's girl.
"What do you want me to call you?"
Hu Wei had a smile on her face.
"This ...... That one...... Actually, I'm just kidding the little madman......"
The dead fat man sneered.
"Is the joke over now?"
"It's over!"
The dead fat man nodded aggrievedly.
"Then why don't you hurry up and tell me the solution?"
Hu Wei's girl raised her feet again, and she was about to kick.
"Don't, don't...... I say I say! ”
The dead fat man just got up from the ground and hid behind me.
"Little madman, with such a violent daughter-in-law, you will be miserable in the future!"
The fat man leaned into my ear and muttered.
"Are you speaking ill of me?"
Hu Wei's pretty face was cold.
"What's the matter? I'm complimenting you on your gentleness, kindness, and beauty! ”
The dead fat man looked serious, and then said: "This cat-faced old lady turned into a resentful corpse because of the cat's pounce, and she will be contaminated with some cat habits!" So we can build some wooden chests with runes, and when the cat-faced old lady sees it, she'll get into it out of curiosity, and then we'll be able to trap her! ”
"Crafting rune chests?"
My brow furrowed.
"Does this work?"
Hu Wei obviously didn't approve of the idea of the dead fat man.
"This should be useful!"
Uncle Zhang on the side thought about it and nodded.
"It has to work! I'm a legendary genius! ”
Seeing his idea and getting Uncle Zhang's approval, the dead fat man suddenly floated up again.
"Then try it first, if it doesn't work, I'll make you a genius stupid!"
Hu Wei, the girl, said loudly.
"Uh...... Rest assured, this will definitely work! This one...... I'm going to make the crates first......"
The dead fat man ran out rather depressed.
"I'm going to help the little fat man, you two go find the village security captain and communicate with him, it's best to implement a curfew in the village! Save the cat-faced old lady a chance, this cat-faced old lady evolves very quickly, if it sucks enough human blood, maybe we won't be its opponents by then! ”
Uncle Zhang said with a serious face.
"Got it, Uncle Zhang!"
I also understood the seriousness of the matter, and I didn't dare to slack off at the moment, so I took Hu Wei directly to find the security captain in the village!
……
Office of the Captain of the Security Corps.
"Why are you two strangers coming to me?"
The security captain, holding a cigarette in his mouth, looked suspicious, but his eyes stared at Hu Wei's girl.
If I hadn't kept signaling Hu Wei not to be impulsive, it is estimated that Hu Wei's eyes would have been pulled out by Hu Wei!
"Hello, we are cultivators in the metaphysical circle, and things are like this......
I patiently told me everything.
"What do you say? What cat-faced old lady what resentful corpse? How can such a thing be possible in the world? ”
Before I could finish my sentence, the security captain interrupted him with disdain on his face.
Then he said to Hu Wei seriously: "I said beauty!" I know you're young, but this is sinister, there are too many liars on the rivers and lakes, I advise you not to mix with this indiscriminate person, or you can follow me, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy ......"
"Who do you say are the indiscreet people? Brother Xiaolin is the orthodox heir of the Feng family! ”
Hu Wei's pretty face was cold, and her eyes flashed with murderous intent.
If I hadn't pulled her to death, it is estimated that the security captain would have been burned by the fire.
"Haha...... is also the orthodox heir of the family, why is the family not sealed? I've never heard of it! If he has the ability, let him show his hands to Lao Tzu, if he really has the ability, then I can implement a curfew now! If it's fake! Hey...... Don't blame me for being rude! ”
The security captain didn't know that he had walked back and forth several times in the ghost gate, and he laughed disdainfully.
"And what do you want?"
I asked, frowning.
"Didn't you say you're amazing? Do you dare to compete with me? ”
As the captain of the security guard, he still has two hits under his hands, so he just took the opportunity to teach this little white face a good lesson and attract the attention of the beautiful woman at the same time.
Maybe when the beautiful woman sees her strong skills, she will turn her head and like herself?
"Since you want to compare, then let's compare!"
I gave the security captain a cold look, then turned around and left the office and came to the security team's playground.
Security team playground.
"Boy! If you're afraid, kneel down and kowtow to me now to admit your mistakes, and I might be able to let you go!" ”
The security captain took off his coat, revealing his fat body.
"I'll give you a chance now, immediately impose a curfew, and I won't beat you!"
I smiled faintly, put my hands behind my back, and stepped forward.
"Come on, Captain!"
The security guards shouted excitedly. In their eyes, their captain is a very good person. The kind that even I'm afraid of when I get into a fight!
"I want to ask how you want to give the test?"
I still put my hands behind my back and smiled faintly.
"Boy! It's all big men, where did you get so many rules? Whatever you use then the method, knock me out. I'll admit you're awesome, and the curfew will start immediately! Do you understand? ”
The captain of the security guard gave me a contemptuous look and spoke.
"Oh! Got it, is this okay? ”
I nodded, a smile tugging at the corner of my mouth.
"What is it?"
The security captain couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously asked.
However, before the words fell, I kicked out with a flirtatious kick!
Hum!
How dare you hit my woman's idea?
Really, I'm not tempered, huh?
"Wow......!"
The security captain only felt a sharp pain between his thighs, clamped his legs, and knelt directly on the ground!
"Hiss......"
The surrounding security guards couldn't help but gasp. Subconsciously clamped his legs.
"Isn't that okay? Is it time to start a curfew? ”
I smiled harmlessly.
"You're ......! You sneak attack, don't count! ”
Taking two deep breaths, the security captain slowly suppressed the pain and roared.
"Huh? Didn't you say that you could use any method? ”
I frowned, a little puzzled.
"Humph! If I say no, I don't count! We do it all over again! ”
The security captain roared.
"So we're competing?"
I shrugged my shoulders and asked tentatively.
"Well, one more time!"
"Okay, are you ready?"
In order to prevent the security captain from changing his mind, I specially checked it.
"That's it! Let's get started, take my punch! ”
The security captain has learned to be obedient this time and wants to seize the opportunity.
However, his fist had just been raised.
I suddenly jumped behind him and said in surprise, "Huh? Village Chief, why are you here? ”
"Huh? Village Chief? ”
The security captain was startled and subconsciously looked back.
However, where is the shadow of the village chief?
The security captain suddenly screamed in his heart, and there was a faint sense of foreboding in his heart.
"Bang!"
"Wow......!"
I saw that I seized the opportunity. Another kick to run away.
The captain of the security guard suddenly let out a scream like a pig, and sat down on the ground again. I feel like I'm swollen......
All the security guards involuntarily clamped their legs again, Tai Nima was ruthless!
"Poof......!"
And Hu Wei on the side couldn't help laughing.
"Am I now passing?"
I looked at it with an innocent face, and Chang Wei with a red face and a thick neck in pain.
"You bastard!"
The security captain snapped three words out between his teeth.
"Uh...... What's wrong with me? ”
I raised an eyebrow to show that I was innocent.
"You're cheating! It can't be counted this time! You'll have to face me up to me once! ”
The captain of the security guard got up from the ground trembling with his legs between his legs.
"Why don't you count it? Didn't you say that it could be done in any way? ”
I'm a little depressed by the security captain.
"I'm in charge of my territory! If I say no, I don't count! If you don't let me punch me, I won't help you enforce the curfew! ”
The security captain roared facelessly.
"Uh...... All right! You fight! ”
I shrugged helplessly. Since the captain of the security guard likes the taste of egg pain so much, then I will fulfill him.
"Humph! Give me death! ”
I saw the security captain snort coldly, clenched his right fist, and slammed it towards Bai Kun's chest!
And I really stood in place, not dodging or dodging, and let the security captain's fist attack!
"Come on, Captain!"
"Captain Shen Yong!"
……
Seeing this scene, all the security guards hurriedly waved their flags and shouted for their captain.
But they sweated for me, knowing that they had seen their captain break a tree the size of a bowl with a single punch!
"Peng!"
The security captain's face turned red, and it took a punch of twelve points of strength to finally hit me in the chest as I wished!
However, the scene in front of them made all the security guards a little dumbfounded!
After eating my own captain's punch, I still stood still motionless!
Could it be that his captain was soft-hearted for a while and deliberately released the water?
It's in the midst of doubt.
"Wow......!"
There was another howl like killing a pig.
Don't get me wrong, it's not my name, I'm still the security captain!
The security captain only felt as if his punch was on the iron plate! The powerful force of the shock almost broke his hand bones!
"What's wrong with you? Didn't you cool off? Do you want another punch? ”
I hurriedly stepped forward, looked concerned, and asked knowingly.
"No, no, you're awesome! I'll help you enforce the curfew! ”
The captain of the security guard covered his right hand, looked at me with some fear, and then hurriedly ordered someone to go and enforce the curfew......