The sunset hangs in the sky,

render the whole world in a residual red,

Shen Lang and Qiusheng rode bicycles to the town next door.

The rice shop boss in the movie is played by the golden supporting actor Wu Ma,

When Qiusheng came to buy rice, the boss was greedy for cheap.

So when you let your dumb son load rice,

put half glutinous rice, half sticky rice,

Indirectly led to the deterioration of Wencai's zombie poison.

The name of the rice shop is 'Heshun Kee',

The boss is inking with his own hostess,

"Wife, it's really strange, why do people from the next town come to us to buy glutinous rice?"

The proprietress smiled, "I heard that there are zombies over there, and some people say that glutinous rice can cure zombies." ”

"Haha! Slippery world! The boss didn't believe it at all, "I only know that glutinous rice can be wrapped in zongzi, and glutinous rice can cure zombies?" Is it true? ”

The proprietress sneered, "Cut, you don't care if he's true or not, we'll do it if we have business!" ”

The boss bit his lip, "I'm mainly worried that our glutinous rice is not enough to sell......"

"Stupid! If you don't sell enough, you can mix sticky rice! ”

"That's right, wife, you're awesome, it's all rice anyway, no one knows."

"Hey, stop chatting, there's business coming to the door......"

Shen Lang and Qiusheng rushed here, tired and sweaty,

The bicycle was put away, and the rice shop was rushed into the rice shop.

"Boss!"

"Hehe, distinguished guest, I'm here~" The boss smiled, "Sir, what to buy?" ”

Qiusheng was tired and hungry, and had a bad temper, "What do you ask me to buy?" Of course, you come to the rice shop to buy rice! Otherwise, what else can you buy? ”

The boss smiled slightly, such as a number of treasures, "That's a lot, we have rice bags, rice cylinders, rice liters, rice buckets, we have everything that contains rice, as well as rice noodles, rice tongs, rice cakes, rice cakes, rice, we also have to sell what people eat!" Also, rice soup, rice dregs, rice oil, we also sell those used to feed pigs! In short, everything that has something to do with rice characters, we have all of them here! Even sake rice is available! ”

Qiusheng was stunned when he heard this, "Uh...... So, is there a Yoneda sale! ”

The boss introduced with a smile, "Yes, why not!" My boss's sells three copper plates a catty, and the man's one copper plate a catty, because the food is different, so the quality of excretion is different! It's just right to use as fertilizer! ”

The young man on the side clutched his stomach and wanted to gag,

It's disgusting to have my own boss......

Even Yoneda wanted to sell it for money......

Shen Lang endured his nausea beside him,

As a result, after listening to it for a long time, it didn't increase at all.

Maybe even the system is disgusted this time......

Shen Lang said, "Qiusheng, you go buy some rice cakes for dinner, I'll buy rice." ”

"Oh-"

Qiusheng and the young man went to the side to choose rice cakes and snacks,

Shen Lang looked at the boss and said with a light smile,

"Trouble the boss, weigh fifty catties of glutinous rice for me."

The boss nodded, "Good! I'll pretend for you! ”

After taking the rice bag, the boss used a spoon to fill the bag with rice one by one, and he sneered, "Guest, I'm in charge of loading rice, you can go to the side to taste the dim sum, how boring it is." ”

Shen Lang shook his head, "I don't think it's boring, I heard that some unscrupulous traders like to mix sticky rice into rice bags when they fill glutinous rice, so it's better for me to keep an eye on it." ”

The boss called Shen Lang an expert in his heart, his face was not red and he was not panting, "Haha, that's really hateful!" It's good that this kind of unscrupulous store goes bankrupt and closes its doors as soon as possible! Guest, you can rest assured, our store is a time-honored brand, and we will not do anything to pit customers. ”

Fifty pounds of glutinous rice,

Under Shen Lang's surveillance,

The boss didn't have a chance to add sticky rice at all,

Just kidding, in two days, I'm going to fight with the ancient corpse of the Ren family,

When the quality of glutinous rice is not up to par,

Isn't there one less weapon to kill zombies!

After settling the bill, a total of six silver coins were used.

It cost five yuan to buy rice, and one yuan to buy dim sum,

Carrying snacks and glutinous rice pockets,

Shen Lang and Qiusheng returned with a full load.

After the two of them left,

The boss stomped his feet angrily,

"Horse's, I didn't add any sticky rice, and I lost a lot of money."

The survival morality of the rice shop boss is different from that of normal people.

If there is a truck passing by outside the door, you must taste the saltiness,

Otherwise, he will feel at a loss,

If you don't find money when you go out, you're losing something.

"Wencai, why are you so upset?"

"Huh? Well......"

Shen Lang while riding,

While looking back and forth,

It's already dark......

There should be a female ghost coming to the door later......

Every house lit a candle to shine on their faces,

The uncle who played the watch strolled through the streets and alleys,

'Knock~' sounded the gong,

"It's a day!"

A watch day is between 7 p.m. and 9 p.m.

"Oh the hell!"

Uncle has a cigarette in his mouth,

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind next to it,

"Ahh......h What the......! ”

A butt sat down on the ground in fright,

In front of him was a woman in white,

weighs about 300 pounds,

Round fat face,

thick fat,

Her hair is windless and automatic,

It's scary!

This person is the tank that fell from the sky - Dong Dayu.

Uncle softened his eyes, "Oops! Girl, you're scared me to death! You're nothing, right...... There shouldn't be any ...... You don't usually recruit hooligans like this......"

Dong Dayu smiled lightly, "Uncle, can you do me a favor?" ”

The uncle said, "What can I help you!" I'm going to have to work more! Where do you have free time? ”

"It's very simple......" Dong Dayu sensed the impending sound of the wheel, "Uncle, you hurry up and insult me." ”

Uncle almost didn't squirt out the bile, "What?!" You let me insult you! Please, you're a little self-aware, okay! ”

"Don't hesitate! Fast! Insult me! ”

"Ah——?h The uncle walked away quickly, "You prodigal tank, don't want to tarnish the old man's reputation in my life!" Don't be delusional! ”

Dong Dayu cast a spell slightly, and the whole person pounced!

That physique pressed over, and Uncle Beat was directly pressed by her with one move, Taishan, and the lumbar disc herniated out!

The uncle rolled his eyes, spit white spit out from his mouth, and passed out.

Although Dong Dayu is not good-looking,

But the voice is sweet,

"Ah...... Help me...... Someone insulted me...... Help......"

The uncle came back to his senses angrily, "Who is so rude to whom!" ”

Qiusheng hurriedly put the bicycle aside, "Damn, this is okay!" ”

Shen Lang pressed his shoulder, his expression was sincere, "Brother Sheng, more things are better than less!" ”

Pushing away Shen Lang's blockade, Qiusheng was very angry, "Wencai, are you still a man?" This kind of thing must come out, if the girl is defiled, how can our conscience get by! ”

Qiusheng rushed over like a stunned blue,

Shen Lang let out a long sigh,

"You can't stop what you should have come...... In the end, it may not be clear who will be defiled by whom......"