Chapter 34: Attack on the Dead City (2)
Yu Jiu quietly tightened the corner of Bai Tang's clothes, and then continued to say: "Nonsense! I think you're just here to find fault! Take hostages first when you come to the door, there is no such greeting from you! ”
"It's not"
Yu Jiu reprimanded sharply: "Then you say, what are you trying our boss's kung fu for?" Is there an evil in your family that you can't handle? No two prices, 1 million! ”
Bai Tang pretended to be cold and didn't speak, but his eyes quietly matched Yu Jiu, meaning very appreciatively.
Yu Jiu was encouraged by the boss's eyes, and he was even more unforgiving, and he had the meaning of rolling up his sleeves.
The two of them glanced at each other, and the middle-aged man with smiling eyebrows and smiling eyes spoke, "Mr. Bai, please don't be angry first, we have no malicious intentions, just out of caution, so we tried it." ”
Bai Tang looked like Mo Yu straightened his face, and his voice rose: "Temptation? ”
The middle-aged man looked sincere and said, "Not bad." Ahem, that's right, my name is Xiang Dong, and we're from the National Mystery Task Team, so I'm sorry to bother me this time. As he spoke, the man took out a small army-green notebook from his bosom, on which was his name, position, and official seal.
Bai Tang looked at the very delicate little book and felt a little speechless. Some time ago, when he passed by the gate of the university, he met a customer who was soliciting customers with fake certificates, and showed him their imitation documents, which were very similar to the one in front of him.
Thinking of this, Bai Tang's whole person was not good, looking at the two people in front of him, he said in his heart that now these liars are not motivated at all, and they have no brains.
When he's stupid?! The state teaches him every day to firmly believe in scientism and defeat feudal superstition, how can he secretly form such a group that is not serious when he hears it?!
Xiang Donghu glanced at the two people in front of him suspiciously, only to feel that after he finished speaking, they didn't look at him quite right.
Yu Jiu was not a person who could hold back, so he immediately said: "Do you want to say that you found out that my family is a master of metaphysics, so you want to invite him to join your team?" ”
Xiang Dong nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Wang Wu then asked: "The treatment is preferential, and the five insurances and one housing fund are paid, right?" ”
Xiang Dong saw this reaction, felt that there was a door, and immediately nodded more quickly, and said: "That's right, that's it, we are treated very well!" ”
Yu Jiu showed a look of pity that Xiang Dong couldn't quite understand, and said, "Do you still need my family to do you a favor?" ”
The two people on the other side showed doubts in their eyes, stopped to the east, continued to nod, and said suspiciously: "This, have you heard of us before?" ”
Bai Tang laughed, and had already concluded in his heart that this was a liar!
"That's right, the country now has a big gap in metaphysical talents, so the treatment for everyone is very good, this is the basic treatment of our team, Mr. Bai will take a look first." As he spoke, he handed a document stamped with the official seal of the department to Bai Tang.
Bai Tang took it, glanced at it roughly, and said in his heart that these liars were quite well prepared, and even the rules and regulations of the department came out, and after reading a few lines, he couldn't go on.
He said, "Do you know that you have built it like this?" ”
The fact that they are treated so well is not at all in line with our country's national conditions, nor is it in line with the principle of saving and not wasting advocated by our great leader!
I didn't take a good political lesson at first glance!
The two were stunned and didn't react.
Bai Tang leaned back, picked out a disdainful and arrogant smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "Liar, you also have to do your homework!" You use the state department as a trick for deception, as a qualified and enthusiastic citizen, I will not allow it! Intolerance! Five, lock the door, nine, call the police! Don't even think about going out of these few today! ”
Yu Jiu and Wang Wu both responded crisply, and their eyes glanced at the two of them with disdain.
Their identities are all confidential, and if they get into the police station, this oolong will be big, Xiang Dong hurriedly explained: "No! Don't be impulsive, we're not...."
"No, let's talk about it when we get to the police station!"
"I said, you little comrade, why are you so reluctant? Don't believe people yet, we are really the National Mystery Task Team, we have evidence! Evidence! ”
Comrade Bai Xiao sneered and said, "What about the evidence? If it's still a certificate, don't show it prominently, let me tell you, don't talk about the mysterious mission team certificate, it's the amphibious atavistic elite certificate, the hell resident certificate, and the IQ 180 genius certificate, I can get you a bunch of certificates if you want them! ”
Xiang Dong waited for the two: Is it so justifiable for "....." to buy a fake certificate?!
After a while, he said to the east: "Mr. Bai, please believe us, you have our advisor in City A, Zhang Tianshi of the Heavenly Master Sect, do you know it?" If you don't believe me, I can connect you, he is currently a group consultant who enjoys the treatment of the deputy department level of the state. ”
Heavenly Master Sect Zhang Huaide? Zhang hooligan?
Bai Tang passed the information of this person in his mind, and said suspiciously: "The gentle and erudite Zhang Huaide is in charge? ”
Xiang Dong's face was distorted, but he stubbornly said, "..... Right. "You can't say in front of a junior that Zhang Huaide is a ruffian who is full of foul words and has no taste and loves gold chains.
Bai Tang laughed "heh" and said sonorously: "Nine, call the police!" ”
As for Zhang Huaide, a rascal, can he be "gentle and elegant, erudite and talented"? These people are coaxing!
To the east: "..... Zhang Huaide is a bald head! Rude bald head! Little comrade, I'll give you a connection, don't mess with these moths! ”
Saying that, he immediately sent a video application to Zhang Huaide, and was hung up, sent again, and hung up again!
Xiang Dong felt a little like hitting the wall, how did he think of this goods with a twitch of his brain, he hit again, and this time he finally took it.
"What are you looking for Lao Tzu for? Lao Tzu is busy fighting monsters, and it's okay to hang up! A cheerful voice came from the phone, and the bald and impatient face was also displayed on the phone.
Xiang Dong said with a smile: "Don't don't, Zhang Tianshi, we met a little comrade in City A, and he misunderstood us a little, this ....."
"Don't talk nonsense, call him, and let Lao Tzu do this kind of feather thing for you every day.... Hey? You this ..... The little cub of the Mo family? Tsk, they are people of the country, not a fraud gang, and they talk about it and hang up! ”
"Doot-doo-"
Bai Tang who didn't say a word: "....."
East duo: "...."
Bai Tang put down the phone, coughed lightly, and said dryly: "I'm sorry, I just misunderstood you." By the way, I handed them back the materials in my hand - I originally wanted to keep them for court testimony.
Xiang Dong stretched out his hand to take it and said, "What does Mr. Bai mean?" ”
Bai Tang's eyebrows were crooked, and he said calmly: "This ..... I want to think about it again, although it is appropriate to serve the country, but I still have to ask the master. ”
Although Mo Amnesty's sect has no name or surname, and Mo Yu still doesn't recognize him as an apprentice, but if it has anything to do with the government, he still has to say hello to Mo Am, what if his family Mo Shen doesn't like it?