20200111 Saturday was penniless

In the morning, I made pumpkin and boiled dates, and the queen mother in the group praised my cooking skills, and said that I could learn from my sister and brother-in-law

I said, it's good to have the little prince teach me.

The little prince asked me if it was sweet, and I said sweet

Then there is no need to put sugar, he said.

Go to work, hurry up and finish in the morning, and plan to go to practice in the afternoon.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Xu asked Mr. Wang to chat for a while.

I told the little prince that he could only send me a message in the morning, not a voice

He said, why

I said that because of the morning conversation, I was wrong

He laughed

I said, I'm curious.

And he said, what?

I said, what were you busy with yesterday and morning? When you have time, don't forget the books you brought with you.

He said, selling cute

I said, sell it to whom?

And he said, "You."

I said, no, I didn't buy it.

He said, aren't you going to work~

I said, "The head of the bull is not the mouth of the horse."

He said, sell it to you, I'm afraid that people will laugh at you. The donkey's head is not in the horse's mouth

I said, I summed it up

He said, what

I said, you've called me a lot of nicknames

He said, like?

I said, donkey, fool, fool,

He said, uh

I said, little ghost, little bunny, little leprechaun, little fox

I continue to post, daughter-in-law, wife

And, big ears, that's what I admit.

He said, daughter-in-law ~ wife, you don't admit it?

I said, look at the broken sentence

And he said, "You beg to be beaten."

I said, slip away

He said, "Where to go."

I said, "Don't be beaten."

He said, "Can you escape from my Five Finger Mountain?"

I said, you forget, I will slip through my fingers like time

He said that there is no concept of time in this world

I said, nonsense, of course there is. Do you remember this text? "Race against Time" I sent him the original text

When I was in elementary school, my grandmother passed away. My grandmother loved me the most when she was alive. I couldn't get rid of my sorrow, and every day I ran round and round the school playground, so tired that I fell to the ground and threw myself on the lawn and cried.

The sad days lasted for a long time, and my parents didn't know how to comfort me. They knew that instead of lying to me that my grandmother was asleep, they would tell me the truth: my grandmother would never come back.

What's never coming back? I asked.

All the things in time will never come back. Your yesterday is gone, it becomes yesterday forever, and you can never go back to yesterday. Dad used to be as young as you, and now he can't go back to your childhood at such a young age. One day you will grow up and you will be as old as your grandmother, and one day you will spend all your time and you will never be able to come back like your grandmother. Dad said.

Dad told me a mystery, this mystery is more than an inch of time and an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time, and it makes me feel terrible, and it makes me feel more indescribable than time is like an arrow, and the sun and the moon are like a shuttle.

After that, I came home from school every day and watched the sun sink into the mountains inch by inch in the courtyard, knowing that the day was really over. Although there will be new suns on cloudy days, there will never be today's sun.

I saw the birds flying into the sky, how fast they were flying. If they fly the same route on a cloudy day, it will never be today. Maybe it's not the old bird that flies over this route on a cloudy day, but the little bird.

Time flies, and my little eyes are not only anxious, but also sad. One day I came home from school and saw that the sun was about to set, so I made up my mind and said, "I want to go home faster than the sun." I rushed back, and as I stood in the courtyard panting, I jumped for joy when I saw that the sun was still half exposed. I outperformed the Suns that day. In the future, I used to do such games, sometimes racing against the sun, sometimes with the northwest wind, and sometimes I completed my homework in ten days during a summer vacation. When I was in the third grade, I used to do my brother's fifth-grade homework. Every time the game beats the time, I am so happy that I don't know how to describe it.

In the decades that followed, I benefited immensely. Although I know that people can never run out of time, they can run one step faster than they used to, and sometimes they can be several steps faster if they push harder. Those steps are small and small, but they are very useful.

If I have anything to teach my child in the future, I will tell him: if you keep racing against time, you can succeed.

He said, I can't run out of time. Lin Qingxuan wrote. If I can run, I'll live forever

I say that no one can live forever. It's not Qin Shi Huang, and he's still engaged in immortality. Methuselah lived 969 years and died, and the end of man is death, which is fate, but there is something else that can be eternal, you know

He said that the liar called a person, the liar: I am Qin Shi Huang, in fact, I did not die back then, I buried 500 tons of gold in the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum in Xi'an, but I sealed it, and now I urgently need 200,000 yuan to unseal it, you lend it to me, I will unseal it and give you 50 tons of gold, and I will tell you the prescription for immortality

I said, I'm not three, I'm almost thirty.

He said, "You admit that you're almost thirty."

I said, every day, can I not remember?

And he said, I don't. I'm fine today

I said, I'm going to be busy in the morning, and I'm going to practice in the afternoon.

Before 10 o'clock, I was hungry, and said to the little prince: Is this pumpkin so full, and my head is hungry and dizzy

He laughed and said, "Pumpkins don't feed you from hunger." You go buy something to eat

I said, no, I'm waiting for lunch, come on

Mr. Xu called me. After chatting for 20 minutes, I felt that the year-end bonus was 10,000 less than I expected.

After lunch, I was absent-minded and hungry. I met the little prince at the dinner table for a short time. I went back to the office to check the comparison between last year's salary and this year's, and in the first half of the year, it was 10,001 more than last year, and in the second half of the year, it was 4,000 less.

I said to Mr. Xu, Mr. Xu, I'm sorry,

I took a look, the salary in the second half of last year was 3000, and the bonus was 32000 twice.

Other subsidies remain unchanged for the second half of this year

The salary is 4,000 and the bonus is 23,000, which is slightly different from my expectations

But in the first half of this year, both wages and mid-year bonuses were much higher than in the first half of last year. So it's normal for the second half of the year to be less than the second half of last year.

Don't hide it from Mr. Xu, the family bought a house at the end of the year to pay a down payment, scraped together, I handed over the full amount, and the amount promised to give is really a little bit worse now, if the bonus can not be adjusted, can you advance the salary for a month.

On the way home, unhappy, unable to speak, someone was sleeping, so I talked, and he typed.

I said, we should learn a sign language

He smiled

I said the shoes were wet and went back to change. Eating pumpkin and so on at night, seeing that he didn't respond, I said, is the little prince looking at something? If you're looking, scratch the left head, type me, scratch the right head. He grabbed the right side and added a lot of movements, and I realized that he had typed a lot of words, such as, hurry back and change, add a steamed bun, and so on.

Mr. Xu replied, last year, your total income was 90,000, and this year it was 10w, how to send it I explained to you before, we only look at the total income. And we are the amount after tax, the tax you should pay is paid by the company for you, and your actual income should be 11w+. I just explained to you that the company's business volume has dropped a lot this year, but I still gave you an increase in income, hoping to give you confidence. Hope you understand.

I said, okay, Mr. Xu, of course I understand. If you can't predict it, you don't need it, after all, the operation of the middle base will not be simple. I'll find another way

The little prince said, "What are you looking at?"

I thought

He said, "What are you trying to make up to fool me?"

The phone is out of battery, go home to charge, and the little prince is going to sleep. I can't sleep, 260,000 is still 4,000. So I asked Mr. Wu to borrow it, and Mr. Wu quickly transferred it to my card.

Mr. Xu sent a text message and said, how much do you lack? I'll lend it to you

I said, thank you, Mr. Xu, Mr. Wu has lent it to me just now. 4000, received. There is no shortage now (for him, 4000 has been considered for so long, he may not have thought that some people only borrowed a month's salary from me, and I will remember her for a lifetime)

I couldn't sleep, so I set off to go to the driving school, went to the nearby Bank of Ningbo to deposit money, calculated 41,000, plus Yu'e Bao withdrew 219,000, exactly 260,000, and I had 94 yuan left. Debt 4000.I thought about it suddenly, fortunately, I was in love with 1200 in the whole process, otherwise I wouldn't have drunk the northwest wind. I remembered again that the clothes store also recharged 3000, and the remaining 1700, if only I could return it, I would never recharge it to others in the future.

As for the plan for the lunar year, the walrus 200,000 yuan will be kept for his future use, and he will not give it to his parents. In the first half of the year, there were about 50,000 yuan for the little prince to make up a dowry, but there were no 50,000, plus the eldest sister's 50,000. In the second half of the year, if you are still in Jinsuo, there will be 50,000 or 60,000 yuan, and if you don't stay, it will be better to be a teacher.

The proprietress made an appointment to stand guard on Monday morning, then practiced driving, turning backwards. After the coach left, I made a video with the little prince. Later, the power ran out, and the coach came back and officially practiced reversing into storage. The little prince asked me to concentrate on practicing, and the coach kept losing half an hour, and finally practiced well.

At half-past four, leave. The little prince was playing with chicken, the mobile phone was out of power, I checked the bus, got home smoothly, connected, cooked pumpkin porridge, and talked about paying water and electricity bills, No. 11, the electricity was already 8 yuan, I said it was an electric blanket, and the little prince said it was a small pot.

The little prince went to dinner, and I wrote. After eating, the little prince was watching, so I went to take a bath first, and after washing we played ball while listening to songs. I hugged my big ears and ordered a total of 11 songs, one for one person and I added one at the end, "Ah Diao", "Similar to Love", "The First Time", "I Begin to Understand", "I Really Love You", "Hello on a Cloudy Day", "Cao Cao", "The Secret That Can't Be Said", "The World", "Thousand Thousand Que Songs", "Wait a Minute".

After playing four sets, the little prince let me, and in one set I didn't play a few balls, and the little prince helped me score several. Then everything he could score was deliberately missed, leaving the No. 8, and he also tried to score a white goal together. Actually, I know he let me, haha.

When I came back from the roll call, I could tell that the little prince seemed to be outside.

He said to buy toilet paper

I said, the unit basin was sent to you, but the toilet paper was not delivered

He said, be realistic.

I said, the property is there. My brother-in-law is probably going to take my eldest sister and niece on a plane to play, and I posted it on my circle of friends

He said, "Okay."

I said, "It's a lot of work." I'm not going anywhere (penniless).

He was sweeping his face and said that he had reduced 3 yuan

I said, "Is there any money on the ground for you to subtract?"

He said, "Sweep your face."

I said, it's because the little prince is more handsome

He said, "Just you can speak."

I laughed too

He hummed Ah Diao and told the story of Zhang Shaohan, how he was pitted by his parents and uncle. talked about the film and television of Zaozhuang, a person pretending to be a beggar and returning to his hometown, how can everyone dislike it. When he shows the province of the general manager, how will everyone stutter. commented that people are sophisticated.

I listened to a long story and said, your story is too long, and it is a philosophy of life and a sophistication of human feelings. The little prince rest assured.

He said, rest assured what

I said, first, the little prince will not encounter these bad things, and second, no matter what, I will be with the little prince and will not let the little prince alone

And he said, "Your mouth is sweet."

I said, I listen to your story, and my neck is crooked when you tell it

He said, I'll see

Call the video

I said, "Look, it's all crooked on the pillow."

He said, "What is this of your black black?"

I said, MP3

He said, I'll go out on a cloudy day, and if it's raining, I'll come back

I said, cloudy day rain, cloudy day rain, I curse it to rain

He said, on a cloudy day, you go to class, how to curse the rain

I said, I pray it rains. I lay down and was sleepy

He said, "Oh my God, I'm going to get ready to wash."

I said, I'm going to wash up now

He said, "Wash up at half past nine."

I said, OK, go ahead.

The little prince is back and I'm very happy. I said, I'm hungry, but I don't want to get up to eat, after all, I've brushed my teeth. So he told me to go to sleep.

I said, "Tell me something funny."

He said, "There was a fool sitting across from me."

I thought he was talking about roommates, and laughed, only to find out later that he said me.

He said, you should say, your other side just made a fool

I said, that's still scolding me. Hum.

He showed me gunpowder spicy strips

I said, I'm not fit to eat stimulants

He said, do you still have that little rice ball in your house?

I said, throw it away. I get up at four o'clock and cook pumpkin to eat.

He said, "You're crazy, how do you eat so early?"

I said, who says you can't have breakfast at four o'clock? I'm so hungry, I'm going to dream about a table of delicious food

He said, eat at four o'clock, and what if you are hungry at the party

I said, "Then eat another meal at eight o'clock." I slept until I woke up naturally, and when I was hungry, I got up and cooked. He looked up something, and I read the order of the stems and the earth.

I said, think about what delicious food you want to give me when we last met a year ago? Let's have a slice of bread.

He said, "I'll tell you a bedtime story."

I said, okay.

He said that the big rabbit and the little rabbit eat together. The little rabbit held the rice bowl and said to the big rabbit, "I miss you." "Am I not right next to you?" Big Rabbit said. "But I still miss you." "I think about you every time I take a bite of food, so my rice is fragrant and sweet, even if it's my least favorite cabbage." The big rabbit didn't speak, just lowered his head and continued to eat.

Big rabbit and baby rabbit walking together. The little rabbit jumped up and said to the big rabbit, "I miss you." "Am I not right next to you?" Big Rabbit said. "But I still miss you." The little rabbit stood on tiptoe, "I have to think about you every step I take, so no matter how long the road is, it will be easy to walk, even if the road is full of mud." The big rabbit didn't speak, but continued to walk slowly.

The big rabbit and the little rabbit sit together and look at the moon. The little rabbit held his chin and said to the big rabbit, "I miss you." "Am I not right next to you?" Big Rabbit said. "But I still miss you." The little rabbit tilted his head, "I think about you every time I look at the moon, so the moon looks so beautiful, even if the clouds obscure its light." The big rabbit didn't speak, just raised his head and continued to look at the moon.

It's time for the big rabbit and the little rabbit to sleep. The little rabbit covered the quilt and said to the big rabbit, "I miss you." "Am I not right next to you?" Big Rabbit said. "But I still miss you." The little rabbit closed his eyes, "I have to think about you every time I have a dream, so every dream is so warm, even if there are monsters in the dream, I will not be afraid." The big rabbit didn't speak, and lay down on the bed.

The little rabbit fell asleep, and the big rabbit gently kissed the little rabbit on the forehead. "Every day, every day, every minute, I think about you, I miss you quietly."

I said, this story is really well told, what is the best sentence

The little prince was embarrassed and sent me a text.

I said, good story.

He said, guess another brain teaser for you. A large flock of sheep came from the steppe, guess a fruit.

I said, strawberries?

And he said, "Here came another pack of wolves,

I said, bayberry,

He said, again.

I said, blueberries. Hahaha.

He said that one day, Xiaoyin came home drunk and vomited on a tree, guessed an animal,

I said, I don't know, this animal has something to do with a tree, a little yin, or something to do with a little yin spitting into a tree

He said, "It's a rabbit."

I said, uh.

He said that Xiaohua went home drunk and threw up on a tree on the side of the road. Guess an animal

I do not know

He laughed and said, Hare!

I said, "Oh mom, that's amazing."

He said, "It's time."

I said, good night to the little prince. It was very warm

He sent a goodnight kiss. Good night, the little prince who tells the story.