Chapter 229: Thunder and Lightning
It's a voice you've never heard before.
A little hoarse, a little tiredness came from under the hill-like head.
This means that a stranger has appeared.
And in such a night, in this ruin-like wreckage.
It must not be easy to come!
The few people standing on the huge head immediately became nervous, they must have a lot to ask.
Like, who are you?
Why are you here?
Or, are you a human or a ghost?
You know, this huge wreck is full of ruins, and under each ruin there may be countless undead spirits with resentment.
As an undead, it is natural that it will not come out easily during the day, but now it is night.
Isn't this a good time for the undead to wander around?
The three of them looked at each other, and they all saw fear and surprise in each other's eyes.
Especially Lingling.
She is a little girl after all, a flood beast, and the collapse of the sky and the earth may not make her afraid, but the unknown creatures of humans and ghosts will definitely make her frightened.
It was in this silence that Ah Zao finally acted.
I saw him nod at Ziqi and Lingling, and motioned for himself to speak. Then a big step towards the edge of the skull.
With the slight tremor of the muscles of the whole body, Ah Zao finally asked the first question.
"Why?"
The sound was unusually loud in the night sky.
Don't say that people are puzzled, even Ziqi and Lingling are dumbfounded.
What are you asking?
The question immediately interrupted the visitor's thoughts.
"Why? What why? What are you talking about? The person who came instantly gave back the three questions of Ah Zao like a trick.
"Of course," Zao paused and continued, "When thunder, why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder?" ”
"What? Are you struggling with this question? The already tired voice was even more tired, and he actually took the first step to explain the question that should have been asked by Ah Zao.
"You, don't you want to know who I am?" The visitor shouted at the night sky.
"Who are you?" Before Ah Zao could speak, Ling Ling asked first.
"Hmph, that's right." The visitor seemed satisfied, "You just lit the fireworks, right?" ”
"Oh, I see, you're the ...... of the camel god"
This time, before Lingling's words were finished, he was cut off by Ah Zao.
"Don't care who lit the fireworks, just tell me why when there is thunder, you always see lightning first, and then hear thunder?"
"You, what's wrong with you? Is this question important? "Although the person who came was shouting, the momentum was already a little weaker than the first appearance.
"Anyway, this was a question that I couldn't figure out no matter how I thought about it, and I had a headache just thinking about it, but I couldn't help but try to figure it out. This question used to torture me very painfully, it simply drove me crazy, and for a while I was haggard. Later, I finally forgot about the problem and lived a carefree life. But today," said Zao, scratching his round head, "you harmful creature reminds me of this problem again, so you must explain it to me, or I will live that dark life again." Isn't that important, you say? ”
"What, what? How can there be such a person in the world? The momentum of the person who came was a little weaker, "You, you guy, don't mess around." ”
"Say!" Ah Zao roared.
The visitor cautiously looked over the hill-like head, but could not see a single person.
It sounds like it came from the sky!
"This, this ......," the person who came regretted why he had to say such an opening sentence, "let me think about it, think about it." ”
As soon as the words were blurted out, the person who came regretted it even more.
Think about it?
What's there to think about?
How could a cook understand such an inscrutable question?
"Okay, I'll wait, you think slowly."
At night, silence returns.
The exhausted people scratched their ears and cheeks, and the victorious Ah Zao stood still.
After a while, the comer finally broke out in the torture.
"Enough! You, who do you think you are? Why should I answer your question? I've come all the way to answer your questions! ”
"Hmph, it looks like you don't know either." Ah Zao smiled coldly, "I don't know why you want to say, what are you showing?" Do you know that your ignorance has caused great harm to others? ”
"Hurt? What harm? As I said, don't mess around. The voice of the visitor was hurried, "I, what if I don't know?" It's enough for me to be a cook, what's the use of knowing all that messy knowledge? ”
"Cook? So you're a cook. Ah Zao said very plainly.
But this flat voice smelled in people's ears.
He despises the cook?
There is no doubt that he is contemptuous of the cook!
Just as the person who came was about to argue violently, Ah Zao's flat voice came again.
"What is a cook?"
These five words were like a sharp sword plunged straight into the chest, and the words that were about to blurt out were stuck in the throat.
Oh my God, my chest hurts!
The visitor slowly squatted down holding his chest.
He began to wonder why he had come in such a hurry so late at night.
Is it just to suffer from this wretchedness?
No, you have to fight back, you have to fight back!
"You guy," the man got up again after a slight adjustment, and gradually regained his long-lost momentum as he stood up, "First of all, answer your first question, the cook is ......"
"Forget it, it's what the chef loves, it doesn't matter." Ah Zao's voice sounded at the right time.
This flat voice once again shattered the momentum of the regrouping of the people.
God, my chest hurts even more.
At this moment, the person who came even had an illusion.
Standing above his head is not a human, but a demon who specializes in punishing himself!
"You bastard!" The man yelled at first, as if to embolden himself, "Well, since you don't care what a cook is, I'll answer your second question now!" ”
"Huh?" Ah Zao first screamed in surprise, and then pouted and said, "Didn't you just say you didn't know?" ”
"I, I was lying to you just now, because the problem is very complicated to explain, and I'm just afraid of trouble. There's nothing in this world that I don't know! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the visitor found that he was greeted by silence.
Does this mean that the other party is patiently waiting for his answer?
The person who came suddenly had a feeling that it was difficult to ride a tiger.
"Well, on this question," said the man with a frown, "it's actually quite easy to understand. ”
"Simple? You just said it's complicated. ”
Ah Zao always shoots at the right time, and hits it in one shot.
"I, I say complicated relative to you stupid. For me, a smart person like me is naturally simple. ”
Someone came to find that he was greeted by silence.
In fact, at this time, except for Ah Zao, Ziqi and Lingling had already understood that the person who came was not a lonely ghost, he was just a man of the camel god arranged in the Swift Wind Port. It was because I saw the fireworks that I came in a hurry.
But they didn't make a sound to stop Ah Zao from fighting with the comers.
On the one hand, fireworks have already done their job.
On the other hand, it's really fun!
The two people who have experienced too many hardships want to continue watching and take the opportunity to relax their tense nerves.
"Regard, on this subject," the man said at a faster and faster pace, feeling that he had finally seen the light in the chaos, "it can't be called a problem at all!" ”
"Why?"
"Because, the two phenomena of lightning and thunder are not emitted at the same time!" The visitor went on to explain, "Lightning comes first, thunder comes later. So, naturally, we see lightning first and then hear thunder. Got it, stupid! ”
Silence, or silence.
The visitor was very incomprehensible as to why he had already given what he thought was the most reasonable explanation, and was greeted by silence.
After a long time, Ah Zao finally broke the silence.
This time, he was responded to with four words of understatement.
"Nonsense."
The sound was soft and quickly disappeared into the night.
But these four words have had a huge impact.
"You, you bastard, I've put up with you for a long time! Are you sick? Entangled in such a pointless question?
The visitor yelled angrily, "You lit the fireworks, right?" Do you still want to meet the camel god? If you make such a fuss like this, I, I'm leaving! ”
This time, he finally got an answer.
"Huh."
The sound of laughter like silver bells was the first to come down from the hill-like head.
"Okay, Ah Zao, I'll explain this to you later."
What a wonderful sound.
The visitor immediately pricked up his ears.
Jujube?
Is this a personal name?
That bastard's name is Zao?
"Okay, okay." Ah Zao's voice also came.
It seems that this bastard has agreed, and there is no need to toss Lao Tzu anymore.
"Since it was Lingling who explained it to me, then it must be true." Ah Zao's voice struck a second time.
Must it be true?
What kind of bastard talk is this?
What Lao Tzu said is not false.
"It's definitely much better than the cook down there." Zao's voice finally ended.
That's enough!
Is this bastard endless?
Just when the people who came couldn't bear it anymore, Lingling's pleasant voice came again.
"Sir below, yes, it's the fireworks we lit. We do have something extremely important to discuss with Lord Camel God. ”
The owner of this voice is quite polite, much better than the bastard named Ah Zao.
"Hmm." In order to save his dignity, the person who came deliberately said quietly, "I came for the fireworks." ”
"Okay, wait a minute, we'll go down right away."
"Hmm." The person who came thought about it and added, "Hurry up, especially that boring guy who likes to drill the horns of the bull for some reason, saving me and wasting my time." ”
"Okay, come on."
As soon as Lingling's words fell, the three of them slid down their necks towards their broad backs.