Chapter 80: Stepmother

In the intensive care ward located on the second basement floor of the sub-bureau building, Chen Xian saw Lu Yisheng, who was wrapped in gauze and plaster, and also saw another child who was wrapped in bandages and looked similar to him......

In addition to the two of them, there was also a skeleton and a tree in the pale ward.

Mr. Skeleton sat in a chair in the corner, and the same talking tree was planted in a pot next to him.

"You're all here....."

When Chen Xian walked into the ward, he closed the door casually, and hurriedly walked towards the hospital bed, while looking curiously at the little child who was standing next to the hospital bed and accompanying Lu Yisheng.

"Who is this kid?"

The first time he saw Chen Xian, Mr. Skeleton hurriedly got up to greet him, Lu Yisheng's performance was much more excited than him, and even more excited than Li Daosheng who was crying, it looked like the sick number who was about to breathe returned, his face was ruddy and he sat up as soon as he patted the bed, and he was even more sobbing when he spoke.

"Boss, you're finally here!! I thought I would never see you again in my life!! ”

"Why are you crying...... Chen Xian felt a little headache, and couldn't help but think of Li Daosheng who was lying in the old liar's grocery store, "Hurry up and lie back first...... Be careful not to break the wound! ”

"Chen Xian, you're finally here." Mr. Skeleton walked up to Chen Xian, and when he spoke, there was a trace of shame in his eyes, as if he felt that it was his responsibility not to protect Lu Yisheng, after all, he was the strongest...... Shouldn't the strong protect the weak?

"You're not hurt, are you?" Chen Xian asked.

Mr. Skeleton shook his head, the shame on his face even greater, "I didn't protect him...... Sorry ......"

"What are you doing by telling me I'm sorry?" Chen Xian looked at him helplessly and comforted, "As long as you're fine, isn't it okay now, at least you're still alive." ”

Hearing Chen Xian say this, Mr. Skeleton was even more ashamed.

"Boss, look at me! I look like a pretty good person! ”

Lu Yisheng covered his face and cried heartbreakingly, half of it was because he was excited to see Chen Xian after escaping from the catastrophe, and the other nine and a half points were because he accidentally broke the wound when he sat up in a dying illness.

Hurt.

It hurt so much that he wanted to die.

"Crying like this in front of a child...... You don't think it's embarrassing, I still feel ashamed......" Chen Xian said with a smile, walked to the side of the bed and looked at Lu Yisheng, and then looked down at the little man, "Whose child is this?" ”

Hearing Chen Xian's question, Lu Yisheng's expression changed instantly, from crying bitterly to getting carried away, he only spent a fraction of a second, and performed an authentic Sichuan opera face change for Chen Xian on the spot.

"My family, this is my son!"

I have to say that Lu Yisheng's answer achieved a blockbuster effect, and Chen Xian was stunned when he heard him say this answer with a cry that had not disappeared...... It took more than a minute to come back to my senses!

Chen Xian squatted down and looked at the child carefully, and then looked at Lu Yisheng, his eyes became heavy.

"You're married? Why haven't I heard from you? Haven't you even found your girlfriend yet? Chen Xian seemed to really believe Lu Yisheng's words, after all, the child who suddenly appeared was too strange, how to look at it and feel that something was wrong.

"Boss, I used to tell you that I didn't find a girlfriend was joking, how could a dragon and phoenix like me not even have a girlfriend...... In fact, we have been married a long time ago, and this is my son! Lu Yisheng replied quietly.

"Are you sure?" Chen Xian looked at him suspiciously, and couldn't help muttering, "He doesn't look like you...... These eyes are much bigger than you......"

After that, Chen Xian touched the child's head.

"He's really your dad?"

Hearing this kind and friendly voice, the child raised his head and glanced at Chen Xian, and replied very simply, every word was full of child's unique innocence.

Cute, immature, milky voice.

"I'm his father!"

“......”

Chen Xian looked at the child with black lines, and then looked at Lu Yisheng, who was also full of black lines, and a very reluctant smile was pulled out at the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't help but praise it in his mouth, after all, every child is a little angel who likes to be praised, just like himself when he was a child, doesn't he always like to be praised?

"Your son is so filial!"

Hearing this, Lu Yi was so angry that he began to tremble.

"Boss, are you praising me or him?"

"All praise, all praise." Chen Xian touched his nose, obviously racking his brains to think of something that could ease the atmosphere, but he held back for a long time before he could hold back a sentence, "Although his eyes are not like yours, this mouth is like ah...... Really, I absolutely believe that he is your own son. ”

"Don't hurt me! You think he stinks like my mouth, don't you? Lu Yisheng was angry and cried again, tremblingly pointed at the child and said, "You are an unfilial son!" Relying on Lao Tzu's serious injury and not being able to get out of bed, he is so sassy! You wait for me! ”

"Do you believe I pulled out your tube?" The child asked quietly.

"Good boy! Filial enough! ”

Chen Xian couldn't help but give the child a thumbs up, and was even more amazed by his filial piety.

Although Chen Xian's EQ is not very high, it does not mean that his IQ is low, he was just rarely fooled by Lu Yisheng before, and now he can't react anymore...... So is he still Chen Xian?

This child is obviously not human, judging from the breath or other characteristics, it only looks like a human in its infancy, and the other life characteristics are completely different from humans...... To say that Lu Yisheng has a girlfriend, although this is very impossible, Chen Xian is also willing to give face to believe, but he definitely does not believe that Lu Yisheng can have such a non-human son.

Unless he finds a divorced single mother with a child.

This is only possible if you buy one get one free.

Of course, this is just an assumption, after all, Lu Yisheng's temperament Chen Xian is still clear, and it is impossible for him to do such a thing.

Q, why is it impossible?

Is it because Lu is born with principles?

Wouldn't you give up your precious single life for a single mother with children?

Or is it because he is racist?

Unwilling to engage in deeper and richer communication with anomalous beings?

Neither.

The answer is very simple.

Lu Yisheng is a straight man who is 10,000 times straighter than Chen Xian, and his brain circuit is very weird and tortuous, in short, it is the legendary "brainless straight", with his kind of unobtrusive and underbeat character, Chen Xian firmly believes that he will be single for a lifetime until he dies lonely and then enters a nursing home to end his brilliant life.

Therefore, this child was definitely not born by Lu Yi.

Break off! Right! No! Be!

"What's wrong?"

Chen Xian looked at Lu Yisheng with a smile on his face, and seeing that he was staring straight at him, Chen Xian couldn't help but feel a little weak.

"What are you staring at me for?"

"Boss, you won't bury me secretly in your heart, will you?" Lu Yisheng's face was full of doubt and distrust, and he muttered a little nervously, "Just now I seemed to hear a voice scolding me, saying that I will die alone in this life, and then go to a nursing home to end my glorious life....."

Hearing Lu Yisheng say this, Chen Xian's heart suddenly tightened.

Did I accidentally say what was in my heart just now?

"You must have heard me wrong." Mr. Skeleton suddenly opened his mouth and took the initiative to explain to Chen Xian, "He didn't open his mouth just now, where did the voice come from, are you hallucinating?" ”

"But it sounds like a real ......"

"Xiao Lu, it's wrong for you to think so, how could I secretly bury you in my heart?" Chen Xian said with an unhappy face, "I never believed that you would die alone, after all, your EQ is so much higher than mine, and finding a girlfriend must be a simple matter...... Don't talk about that now, tell me what's going on with this kid. ”

Lu Yisheng looked at Chen Xian suspiciously, firmly believing that the voice he heard in the dark before was from him, but there was no evidence...... But now is not the time to worry about that!

"Boss, do you remember the yellow turban skeleton you bought me?" Lu Yisheng asked, his eyes rolling slightly.

"Remember, what's wrong?" Chen Xian nodded.

"This is the ultimate creature I made out of that Yellow Turban Skeleton and Luban 8...... That is, the first Yellow Turban Lux machine that I have been researching......"

Lu Yisheng introduced excitedly, and even his voice trembled.

"I call him stepmother!"

“???”