20200427 Monday Big Tongue

I ate taro and eggs in the morning, nibbled on a pudding, boiled noodles and didn't eat them, and saved them for the evening.

I opened a carton of milk, made up a bottle of pudding, and brought it to the company. Mr. Xu was not there, so I ate his share in the morning.

In the afternoon, I said that I was bored, and my sister asked me to practice calligraphy again. I bought a ticket and said I wanted to go back and didn't have to send me my phone.

When I got home from work, I washed the pudding bottle, ate three-color noodles, and saved the excess for the next day. I'm making the second batch of puddings, making a big bowl. I'm talking to Meiying about how to do this, and I was originally talking about the bride price. Seeing that the little prince was teaching his sister to starve to death aphids and smelt toothaches in the group, I called the little prince.

I said, "Come, show you my giltietin." Next time I'll make it for you, hey, this milk is too much with water, what should I do? That's a lot. Then make one more bottle. Little Prince, I don't have sugar, I use honey, and it tastes very delicious, much more delicious than that sugar. Create your own.

The little prince chattered interestingly

I said, what do you mean?

He said that some countries have asked China to pay for the epidemic

I said, it shouldn't be official.

And he said, "Now you are pouring these things up and eating them." What to eat at night

I said, noodles, half left, you see

He said that he eats noodles all day long. It's so hard to get you to eat

I said, eat on a cloudy day. This pudding is so successful, I really want to make it for you, but this is the only one that makes me think my cooking skills are amazing. Everyone also said it was delicious

He said that the mouth of eating people is short, and he must say that it is delicious.

I said, no, everybody has come and asked me how I did it. Do you feel a sense of accomplishment? I think it's okay for me to heat the water in, it doesn't have to be heated, make my own haha. It should not destroy the nutrients of the milk, stir and melt. Meiying said that she would make it for her on May Day, and I said that I bought mangoes on the Internet and sent them over. Ten pounds is only 29.

He said, let her husband cook and eat!

I said that her husband is in Ningde, and it is possible that I will take his husband's hitchhike to her house in Xiapu at that time.

He said, oh, it's Meiying, it's not flower-loving.

I said, yes, Tingsheng also said today that Meiying stayed at home and didn't do anything, and Balabala said a lot. I said the man told him to kneel on the washboard. Hey, how do you pour this out, don't spill it

He said, you can use a chopstick to guide him

I said, "Then use a spoon (take it handily)

He said, chopsticks.

I grabbed two of them

He said, one

Still poured down along the edge of the pot, I said, it's okay, I wash it often, the side is very clean,

He said, how do you make such a big bowl

I said, when the time comes, take it out and cut it and eat it

He said that the mangoes had all sunk

I said, when it is half-solidified, you can fish it to the middle, and turn it over in about an hour!

He said, "You've got too much milk."

I said, yes, I'm a little worried that the coagulation won't be good enough

He said to put it in the refrigerator and freeze it

I said, the one who wants insurance. Ah, I forgot to add honey so it doesn't sweeten.

He said, add sugar next time

I said, I don't have sugar, honey is better, healthier, and has a sweet fragrance, so I'm very expensive, it's a good thing, and I'm talking with my tongue in my mouth today. Because the tongue is broken, it doesn't hurt to speak in this way. There is too much water in the milk, will this height be able to fit up? Ah, what if it flows out?

He said, "It's too much for you."

I said, hate. When he took it, he was unstable, and he flowed out, and there was more than enough success and more failure! Alas, let's not innovate in the future, it's quite a headache, okay, it's okay to freeze in the morning on a cloudy day. Wipe dry

And he said, "Well, let me ask you." Can a bowl of rice be poured into a glass of water?

I said, "Okay?"

He said, can you pour a bowl of water into that glass?

I said, "No."

He said, "Then what is this talking about?"

I say, air has volume.

He said, "No."

I said, you want to talk to me about crooked reasoning again, so what are you talking about?

He said, "You can't drink water before eating."

I laughed.

Especially the buffet, he said.

I said, I don't eat buffets, I eat buffets several times, I always eat sushi or something

So the buffet is so happy to meet you, he said

I said, I'll just eat some edamame and taro, and the most expensive buffet I've ever eaten, it seems to be about 600, and they all eat sea cucumbers and oysters, so I don't want to eat them. At the time of the Canton Fair, one customer was thin and tall, and the other was chubby, and the two of them came in a team

He said that this combination

The little prince also laughed and said that there was a shopping festival on a cloudy day

I said, I don't have anything I want to buy, my tongue is the most sore day today, and it's fine after today.

He muttered about what to buy

I said that when people are really bored, they just want to buy things. Hey, this walrus public account posted an unedited article

He said, you load it up a little more, it's not like that

I said, let's talk nonsense. Oops, really

He said, "How could I lie to you?" Why are you sticking your tongue out?

I said, it hurts. I go to the living room to do a little exercise

And he said, What are you going to do?

I said, pull your legs, the most power-saving thing is this button, just two small lights

He said, "You can't see it in the dark."

I said, that's how I use electricity for five or six dollars a month.

He was still looking at Taobao estimates, and I said, don't look at it, 365 days, every day is a shopping festival. Little Prince, you have a word horse.

He said, "You broke my leg, and I couldn't pull out a single horse."

I said that when I used to work out, there was a teacher who taught a horse and taught several sessions, and when I went in, I also practiced with everyone, as if it was the last session. I made it, and the teacher said, "Look, he's done it!" As long as you practice slowly like this, you can. I snickered in my heart.,Actually, she didn't teach me.,I would.。。

He said, I bought a fund in October '19, and by April of this year, I had made six dollars

I said, "That's amazing, it's so profitable."

He said, I'm thinking about buying some gold

I said, real estate doesn't depreciate.

He said gold fell to 320 yuan in March this year and has now risen to 380 yuan. It fell to 200 in April last year. But I don't understand this thing,

I said, don't understand that, it's a bit like stock trading. Let's not get it, just save money. Only those people who stare at the money they have saved will be gone.

He said, "I'll buy it for 500 yuan."

I said, "It's best, it's better to buy a house."

He said, where am I going to buy a house?

I said, buy it later!

He said, buy a 500 yuan first?

I said, do you tell me to buy it, or do you buy it yourself?

He said, I'll buy it myself

I said, then you buy it, my 200,000 yuan is all lost, what is your 500?

He said, buy a 200 yuan first

I said, come on, let's do push-ups!

He said, "What are you doing push-ups?"

I said, my eyes are so tired, I don't seem to have slept well

He said, "Why didn't you sleep well?" What's wrong

I said, is it that I have eaten too many mangoes and am going blind

He said, can you talk well

I said, okay, I've eaten too much mango, and I'm going to be busy.

I sat down next to me, and the little prince went out for a walk, and let me rest, and I just lay down on the bed and took a nap.

At about 8 o'clock, the little prince called, and I woke up. Show him my pudding and take a sip.

He said, don't eat ice. Why don't you have a long memory?

I said, hehe

He said that he would listen to it after a few times.

I said, watch me brush my teeth

He said, brush your teeth and don't speak, and then swallow again. I said it's okay, you said you haven't eaten it

I mend the knife: You said you have eaten, but I said that you have not eaten as much as I have. Haha, you remember this, you also have a good memory

He said, "Can you not remember what you said?"

I said, but you're still not as good as others

He said, who

I said, it's better to have a bad pen, and a good memory is better than a bad pen

He said, "You're begging again, aren't you?"

I said, my hand sanitizer smells so good.

He said, "Did you throw that?"

I said, no, keep the glass clean. Where to put it

He said, you can do anything, what is there to worry about

I'm still struggling, he said, so many places, just put it

I said, put it on your head.

He said, it's unreasonable to talk and talk, right? Well? Can you talk well

I said, what's wrong with you?

He said, "Won't you talk well?" Next time, if you don't find the edge, I'll knock you on the head

I said, knock me, I'm not afraid

He said, can you be steady and mature?

I went back to the bed crookedly.

He said, what are you doing?

I said, "Where am I on my back?" You won't talk well, huh

He said that it was not a large font just now

I said, "Well, I'm going to ignore you." (Throwing the phone aside)

He said, nothing to do?

I said, "Rest!" Lie down here and rest!

He said, why didn't it react

I said, nothing happened

And he said, What about man?

I said, Am I not here

He said, "What about what I sent?"

I said, what did you post? Let me see. Well, it's been a long time since I've played billiards.

After playing two sets, in the first game, he won quickly. But I bit my tongue and spoke, and he said, can you stop biting your tongue, I won't talk to him, he just flattered me, and I won the second game.

Let's wash up and go.

Washing the dishes and dates, I put on my winter pajamas again

He said that he swore that he would wear summer two days ago, and he wore it again today

I said, yes, it's a little cold. Wear summer again on a cloudy day

He looked at the weather for a week, the temperature was quite high, but it was raining.

I stuck out my tongue and he said, "You stick your tongue out again, you're about to become a kitten."

I said, hang in the air, or it will hurt

He said, don't you think it's okay? It's uncomfortable for you to think about it, it's like losing your teeth!

I said, it's okay not to say the tongue sound

He learns my big tongue, and he doesn't say the sound of the tongue

I'm "shit", he still teases me, at night, sometimes you are really like my brother, it will make people burst into flames, and you laugh.

He still learned to speak with me, and then thundered.

I listened out the window and said, three seconds slower than you, and now I hear it.

I thought about it for a moment and said, oh, little prince, you like you now, and you always bully me

He said, "Why am I bullying you again?" That's what you said. Where did I bully you?

I said, I found out

He said, "Tell me?" You tell me about me.

I said, I forgot now, and I'll tell you when I remember.

He said, "You forgot again." When did I bully you, then tell me, if you don't tell me the reason today, I tell you, then I will bully you to death in the future.

I said, for example, if I have a headache on my tongue, you have to listen to me, and you can't resist.

He said, thunder.

I said, "What?"

God is punishing you for lying, he said

I said, don't talk nonsense

He said, I didn't talk nonsense, I didn't bully you, you said I bullied you, and God thundered to warn you. If you lie, you're going to be hit with five thunders.

I said, "Oh, you're bullying me." Look at you, you want me to be struck to death by lightning. That's how you bully me

He said, "If you don't lie, don't you."

I said, that can't say that I was killed by lightning, you are bullying me, aren't you?

He said, alas, it's difficult, it's so hard to be a man, it's so hard to be a man,

I said, it's not hard to be a human being. Just be a good man, it's not difficult for a man, just don't be a woman. If I were a man, I would be successful.

He said that FLB asked China to supply them with drugs to fight the epidemic first, because they are our friends, not to certain people who are hostile to China. You say, even if he is a good friend, he is not the first? I'm sure I'll give it to the old irons in Serbia first

I said, who are China's friends? China has no friends, China only needs its own one

And he said, Thou hast said that thou hast not spoken right.

I said, when people talk to us, we don't have to be friends, we don't have to be bosses

He said, "What are you talking nonsense?" You can eat indiscriminately, and it's not difficult to talk nonsense.

I said, "Look you're bullying me again."

He said, jokes are jokes, these can't be joked, do you think online chat is safe? Your words were listened to and put on the Internet, which is a gimmick. There are some things that can't be said nonsense, you know, and hype ***** for others. And you'd better give them a reason, right?

I said, "Well, I can't live,。。

He said that you are responsible for your words, you are not a child. OK, it's not very safe for us to chat, maybe someone will watch it

I said, I didn't say anything bad

He said, can you be more steady? Mature a little.

I said, it's started again, it's started again. (I'm really verbose when I speak him in another language.)

He said, "If you say these things again, I don't understand, and scold me."

I said, do you know what Chinese language it is?

He said, "If you have talent to learn, just scold me with this."

I said, "What are you talking about?" I didn't scold you just now. I'll just say you're too serious, aren't you?

He said, there are some things that we can say face to face together. The Internet, I'm not joking with you, you can't just open your mouth whenever you want, you know, you have to be responsible for what you say. I don't think about things at all, and you don't look good at the news

I say, whoever watches the news, who watches the news

He said there was no national pride at all

I said, why is it gone, so China is strong. Be the boss

He said that being strong is not wrong, and being strong does not mean hegemony.

I said, I didn't say hegemony.

He said, "Think about what you said at first."

I said, we should be the boss, Russia should be the boss, how can I not be the boss

Not yet, he said. You know

I said, oh

He burst out laughing and said, "Shhh

I didn't say anything.

He said, "You just heard?"

I scratched my head and said, what?? I thought there was a leader who wouldn't let me speak

He said, no, people are on the phone. Sent to you.

I said, I like to hear secrets the most, haha. I can't understand, what child is disobedient??

He said, this is going to be the tone, cloudy day to tell you, good night.

Well, good night