Chapter 282 26 Grandma's Tombstone
Under the command of the big tree, the car desperately fell backwards, but no matter how it fell, when he turned around, the black cloth in front of the big tree was still blocked in front of him.
"Officer Tree, why are you back where you came from? We're not going to get lost, are we? In the eyes of the big piece of Li, there is a scene in front of him, and this scene appears again and again in front of his eyes, no matter how you turn around? In the end, they will all return to the starting point.
The tree was already pale with fright, and he was sweating profusely. The black cloth in front of his eyes began to change its image, one moment Chinese ghosts, and the next foreign vampires, all of them desperately rushing through the car window, trying to break the window and break in.
"Stop!" Dashu finally couldn't help but shout the word 'stop' again, he couldn't stand it anymore, since he couldn't get rid of this image, then go down and fight with him!
"Chunk, you wait for me in the car, I'll go down and have a look." Although Dashu is a policeman, he has been hanging all year round, and he likes to be immodest the most, so deep in his heart, he believes that there are ghosts and gods, but he didn't expect that one day, he would encounter it himself.
Having made up his mind, Dashu slammed open the car door, and everything he saw outside made him stunned. As far as the eye could see, there was still a long mountain road, and the black ghosts in front of him had all disappeared. In its place, there was still a thin white mist.
As soon as he lifted his leg and stepped out of the car, he immediately looked back and saw that there were deep tire marks under the four tires of their car. It's like the result of staying where you are, rubbing constantly.
'Could it be that his car has never moved!' ’
Relieved, Big Tree shook his hand and closed the car door, he wanted to find a place to pee. I was scared enough by the ghosts just now, and I almost urinated in the car, but now I'm finally relaxed, of course, I have to solve it first.
Raising his eyes and looking, there was no one around, and the big tree walked to the back of the car with his pants.
The urine was a little yellow, but it was sprinkled very happily, hitting the wet road, and splashing all over the ground.
"Big tree, what are you doing? Didn't I tell you not to defecate in the open? In the ears of the big tree, suddenly a voice familiar from many years ago sounded.
"Good boy, I can catch you this time, see if I don't cut off your 'little **'." Before he could come to his senses, another voice came from the tree's ears.
The big tree quickly looked up and saw that directly in front of him, a bearded man with a sickle was rushing towards him. And on his left side, he was gone, and he was desperately running over to protect him.
This man he knew, it was the bearded man who lived next door to his house when he was a child, and the big tree hated him very much at that time, because this guy always liked to bully him with his own size. Therefore, he also 'reciprocated', and every time he would urinate himself under the window behind his house.
"See if I don't hack you." The bearded scythe swung down, and the big tree tried to escape, but he felt that his foot was being pulled by someone, and he couldn't move.
As soon as he lowered his head, where he urinated, a little imp with teeth and claws pierced through the ground, his urine was urinating on his head, and his hands were also grasping his thighs.
"Don't cut my kids."
Desperately using his body to protect the tree, and the bearded sickle also cut down on it without leaving a trace, and the blood flew up in the white mist, splashing on the face of the little ghost, and also splashed on the face of the big tree.
"Don't cut me," the tree cried out desperately, trying to get rid of the imp's entanglement and protect himself, but his legs seemed to have roots, and he couldn't get rid of the imp's entanglement.
"Bang, bang, bang," the big tree finally couldn't help but pull out his pistol and fired three shots at the imp on the ground, who disappeared with the gunshot. By the time he looked up again, ready to be saved, he had already collapsed in a pool of blood, and the beard was about to disappear into the mist in the distance.
"Stop!" With a gun in his hand, the big tree raised his leg and chased in the direction of the bearded man's escape.
The big piece of Li on the car originally wanted to get out of the car with the big tree, but as soon as he saw the big tree walking directly to the back of the car, he knew that the big tree was suffocated by urine.
After waiting for a while, I looked through the inverted mirror and saw that the big tree behind the car was gone? Da Li hurriedly got out of the car and looked at the back of the car, there was a bubble of urine on the ground, and the smell of gunpowder seemed to remain in the air.
"Officer Tree, Officer Tree," the large block of Li Lian shouted a few times, but no one responded, and the white fog seemed to have become thicker, and the large block did not dare to walk into the fog in a daze. In desperation, he could only go back to the car and wait for the return of the big tree.
The big tree rushed to the place where the bearded man had fled just now, and the bearded man had disappeared. So he looked back at the ground lying in a pool of blood, and the ground was gone. It's just that in the white fog in the distance, there is a pair of red headlights, flickering brightly and dimly.
That must have been the place where I just got out of the car.
"Big, big," the big tree cautiously touched the place where the headlights were flashing, and walked to the car door, the big tree was about to reach out to pull the car door, but suddenly found that red blood kept pouring out of the hidden car door.
"Big," the tree felt that something was wrong, and he didn't have time to think about it anymore, and he immediately slammed the car door open. A wave of red blood rushed straight over, and the big tree didn't have time to dodge, and was immediately sprayed from head to toe.
When he wiped the blood off his face, he looked at the headless corpse in the driver's seat, his body became unusually shriveled, as if her blood had been drained...
Chunk Lee was in the car, and he was about to fall asleep.
The fog is getting bigger and bigger, and the big tree has not come back, and when I look at my phone again, it is still in a state of no signal.
Finally waited for the fog to clear, and the big piece of Li was about to get out of the car to find the big tree, and a car drove towards him in the distance, wasn't that the big G they were going to follow?
Big G stopped, and a woman stepped out of the car and walked directly to their car.
"Lost? Do you want us to take you out? "This is a beautiful woman, and the big piece Li Zhengchou didn't know how to get down the mountain, so he immediately nodded desperately.
"I have a friend I don't know where? Can you wait for me a moment? I'll go find him. The big piece Lee pushed the door and got out of the car.
The fog finally cleared, and at a glance, the whole view was surprisingly good.
"Is that one your friend over there?" Obedient female
In the direction that the person pointed, Da Chung Li saw the big tree, he was curled up, and fell in front of a tombstone on the side of the road, the tombstone should look very old, but the words engraved on the tombstone are particularly bright. It can be seen that the relatives who have only recently come to pay tribute have just repainted the red paint.
"It's him, where is he lying?" The big piece of Li recognized the big tree at a glance, but he wondered why he hadn't seen him just now.
"He seems to be unconscious, I'll go see him for you, I'm a nurse." Without saying anything, the woman walked in the direction where the tree had fallen.
"What's so embarrassing?" Chunk Lee quickly quickened his pace and chased in front of the woman.
Approaching the tree, a smell of urine greeted her, and the woman immediately stopped: "How about you take a look at your friend first?" ”
"Oh, I'm sorry." When he got closer, Da Li had already found that Da Shu's pants were already soaked.
'This guy can't faint when he pees!' ’
Chunk Li hurriedly endured the smell of urine, bent down and shook his body.
After shaking it a few times, the big tree finally woke up: "Why am I here?" There are ghosts in this grave! The big tree suddenly saw the tombstone in front of him, and his eyes widened, and his eyes were full of fear.
"What the hell? You must have been lost in the fog and couldn't come back. The big piece of Li hurriedly comforted the big tree.
"This friend of yours must have been unable to hold back just now and urinated on someone's tombstone, which is a great disrespectful act. Wake up the ghost in the tombstone, it's bad luck. It's just a small thing if people come out and scare him, if... In this way, if this kind of thing happens next time and you need help, you can ask our layman to resolve it with your friends. It was the nurse who was standing in the back.
"What layman?" The big tree stood up, and what caught his eye was the big G who stopped not far away.
"I see, in fact, there are no ghosts, you must be playing ghosts?" Everything in front of him made Dashu have to suspect that he had played witchcraft on someone.
"I think this friend of yours has hit a ghost, if you want to, follow us, if you don't want to, forget it." The woman turned and walked back to her car, visibly dissatisfied with the tree's attitude.
"Stop, you wretched." The big tree stretched out his hand to grab Miss Nurse, but Miss Nurse seemed to have eyes in the back, and the child flashed, and Da Li's feet were unsteady, and he slipped again, rolling several times in succession, until he was blocked by the tombstone, and then stopped.
"You are really related to the ghost in this tombstone." The woman turned around and said coldly.
'The Tomb of Old Lady Jiang', as soon as the tree raised its eyes, the red letters on the tombstone were extremely dazzling, and then looked at the year and month, the big tree was so frightened that his face turned blue, and he immediately got up and knelt in front of him, and kept kowtowing.
"Big tree, what are you doing here? Don't you don't believe in ghosts? The big piece of Li was confused by the big tree's actions.
"The years above are the same as mine, and I also believe in Jiang." As the tree spoke, his upper and lower teeth seemed to start chattering.
"Isn't it, such an evil sect?" The big piece Li glanced at the tombstone with his eyes, and he suddenly felt a chill in his heart.