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Picture-in-picture, building-in-a-building, everything...... It's all wonderful......

On the left side of the aisle is a neat square glass window, which climbs up and reaches to the ceiling......

On the left and right sides of the Taoist temple, there are three stone statues of small dolls of the ancients, or scholars dressed up or young ladies wearing makeup, and courtiers holding jade plaques...... Front ...... The incense smoke rose slightly, and a double dragon head chubby triangular tripod stood in front of the temple, and three thick long incense sticks burned more than half......

Shen Lang slowly looked up, the plaque was a piece of decayed old wood, slightly dilapidated, and there were three big characters carved on it, 'True Immortal'!

He was surprised in his heart, because Shen Lang remembered the photo he had seen before, "This...... Isn't this the Taoist temple that Mr. Sheng showed me? ”

I walked slowly, this is a dilapidated but clean Taoist temple, brick by brick with the vicissitudes of ancient charm.

Next to the stone steps...... Two simple and round stone lions, wooden doors, wooden windows, wooden pillars, wooden eaves, and the tiles on the roof have added new colors......

Outside the door, three people were sweeping the floor, two in black and one in white...... I see, the one in black is a male Taoist priest, and the one in white is a female Taoist girl!

The three of them saw the stranger trespassing in without permission, their expressions were stunned for a moment, they were all a little at a loss, Shen Lang shook the documents in his hand, and said lightly, "Bad guy...... Handling! ”

The three of them threw away the broom and ran to the Taoist temple in a panic, Shen Lang walked inside unhurriedly, and his eyes were not stopped around prostitution...... These fellows, who are called Taoist priests, don't seem to have the desire to fight...... Otherwise, I should have started fighting from the moment I entered.

Walking through the stone steps, Shen Lang raised his hand to push open the wooden door, 'squeak~' sounded, the inside was paved with black brick floor, stepping on the inside was actually a little soft, I don't know what material it was, the objects displayed here are all old things.

There is a wooden tablet on the head of the offering hall, which enshrines the big men of the True Immortal Temple, and there is also a double-headed dragon triangular tripod in the house, which is exactly the same as the one outside the house...... Even the height of the long incense burned out is exactly the same......

It only took a few seconds to walk into the house, 'Bang! ''Bang! The two side doors in the hall were wide open, and Lin Daosheng and Huang Yifeng led the disciples to block them from two directions, and the disciples were male and female, old and young, but there were no classes!

Shen Lang didn't speak, but let them surround him, the disciples fanned around, and the disciples behind closed the open wooden door very tacitly......

Standing in front of the offering table and looking carefully, Shen Lang found that many of the tablets in the back could not be seen because of wear and tear, and the age was too old......

The newer (and actually very dilapidated) tablets have 'Zhichuan' and 'Luofu' written on them, which are supposed to be the names of the last two Taoist masters before the demise of the True Immortal Temple......

It's just...... One tablet is taller, and the other tablet is shorter...... There are slight class differences.

"Watagawa? Luofu? Shen Lang whispered lightly in his mouth, turned to look at everyone, these people all had a dead horse face, and they didn't speak, they just stared at themselves coldly...... Afraid? Less...... It's just that I feel like I'm being watched by a group of ordinary citizens......

Huang Yifeng, who has a bald head, and Lin Daosheng, who has short black hair, the former has a beard, and the latter has silver-rimmed round glasses hanging on the bridge of his nose.

Shen Lang pointed to the left, "Huang Yifeng", and then to the right, "Lin Daosheng." ”

The two stared at Shen Lang intently, and nodded at the same time to indicate that the other party did not recognize the wrong person.

Shen Lang smiled faintly, "Call your master out." ”

"No...... We don't have a master here......" Lin said.

"I don't believe it? With no one to help lead the way, will you two mechanical doctors from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology blindly become Taoist monks? Shen Lang said.

"There really isn't, if you want to catch us, you can arrest us." Huang Yifeng raised his arms slightly, indicating that he was willing to be tortured.

Shen Lang: "......"

The guy behind this scene has something, and the foolish disciples are willing to be a substitute for her...... Cattle batches.

"Please stop acting, I have long found out that there is a powerful person behind you, and she may be called a virtuous person in ancient times...... Now, I can only be called a murderer...... Also, if nothing else, your master's surname is Xie......" Shen Lang said with a smile.

Lin Daosheng and Huang Yifeng's eyes finally showed panic that could not be concealed, and they looked at Shen Lang in disbelief...... I never guessed that this secret would be revealed!

Shen Lang began his professional Bibi crookedly, "I was puzzled before, one twin birth, one death and one life, what kind of grandma can give birth to two powerful people with double eyes?" "Approaching the tablet," or ...... How can a simple baby become an immortal? So I guess...... This grandma didn't give birth to a child at all...... Rather, they are two reincarnated Taoists...... Moreover, they are two great powers with the qualifications to become immortals! ”

The disciples were all confused, only Lin Daosheng and Huang Yifeng heard the meaning of Shen Lang's words, they let each other move, as long as Shen Lang was willing to continue to blow...... You can send 200 million!

On one side of the offering table, there were mosquitoes and ants lying on it, and the stench hit the nostrils, Shen Lang stepped forward and lifted the tablecloth, and there was a package underneath...... Take it out and open it...... Hidden inside are some blood-stained bronze artifacts...... It seems that it has never been cleaned, and 10,000 percent of the wounds of this thing will be marked with tetanus attributes!

Shen Lang continued, "The twin pupils are twin sisters again, the Dao names of the two Dao Masters in their previous lives were 'Zhichuan' and 'Luofu', the elder sister became an immortal, and the younger sister stayed in the world, which can be inferred according to the level of the tablet...... My sister is the head of the province of Watagawa, and the sister is the head of the Luofu province. ”

Lin Daosheng and Huang Yifeng's expressions were uncontrollable, their faces were full of admiration, and they couldn't wait to kneel down and kowtow to Shen Lang twice, they were too angry, they knew that their girl master Dao Luofu was the only one of them, and ...... Lin Hehuang didn't know that the master also had a senior brother named Zhichuan Daochang!

Shen Lang quoted scriptures and classics, shaking out his only Taoist knowledge,

"There is a prison in Taoism, called the 'Blood Lake Prison', which is dedicated to imprisoning women who have given birth to dead women......

The teacher said: According to the Lingbao Jade Urn, it is said that the big and small iron encircles the mountain, and the pardon can also be reached.

But the Prison of the Gorge Stone is all black, with flames beside it, and a lake of blood under it,

In the south of the big iron fence mountain, between a large stone in the southeast, the top is big and the bottom is sharp, the middle is opened, the sinners go in and out, and they have a hundred medicines and poisonous juice to pour their body and mind, and the general name is the Blood Lake Prison.

Prisoners give birth to dead women, and they don't see the light of day for hundreds of millions of catastrophes.

There are millions of ghost pawns in prison, robbing sinners day and night, turning over the body, throwing corpses, and eating brains and ghosts. ”

The saying of the Blood Lake Prison comes from the 'Shangqing Lingbao Dafa Volume' - here it is mainly about the beautiful scenery in the Blood Lake Prison~

This kind of hell has an evolutionary process, at first it is 'both men and women' (both men and women can go to hell), then 'women first' (women go to hell first, men have to line up), and finally 'all women' (women-only hell)......

From the perspective of historical progress, objectively speaking, Taoism seems to be very interested in creating a hell for women, which fully reflects the great respect for women......

"There is a cloud in 'Lingbao Immeasurable Human Sutra Dafa': mortals descend into the world, and women are the most worried, because of the accumulation of calamities, they are women's bodies, married into men's families, yin and yang are gathered, so they think that they are fetals, so there are all kinds of difficulties in childbirth. or the mother dies and the child survives, or the son dies and the mother dies, or the mother and child die, or the child dies before giving birth. are all because of the injustices of the old world, and they are entangled with each other. If the soul returns to the dark night, there is no way to mourn, the limbs are dissolved, the heart is painful, and the henchmen are in pain, and they are in the long night, and they are chirping in the wilderness, how can they chase it. The people who practice the law do not know the reason, and they only ascend according to the text, and it is difficult to find a sense of character, and there is no way to ascend. Therefore, use runes to close the prison of the blood lake. "Guan here is the 'guan' in the ancient language, which is an action verb, which means to lock up so-and-so......

The meaning expressed in 'Lingbao Immeasurable' is: In ancient times, it was easy for women to have accidents when they gave birth to children, either the child died, the woman died, or they died together, and the mortality rate was particularly high.

Then the ancients would be afraid that the dead ghosts (women or children) would come to the door to complain, so the Taoists invented the Blood Lake Prison!

If someone is haunted by the ghost of a dead pregnant woman, the Taoist priest will use runes to forcibly send the female ghost into the Blood Lake Prison......

If someone is entangled by a dead ghost baby, the Taoist priest will use runes to forcibly send the mother to the Blood Lake Prison...... My mother is gone, and the ghost baby will no longer be strange after the psychological balance......

The ideas of ancient people are really wonderful, and they cannot be understood with modern common sense.

Shen Lang talked for a while, lost the magic weapon and looked back, the corners of his mouth crooked, "I'll go ......"

I can only see ...... A large group of Taoist priests, both men and women, all sat cross-legged on the ground and listened to my story, and even more...... Take a pen and paper to take notes!!

"Why are you meowing to me here to make up for the lesson?" Shen Lang's expression was strange, and he decided to make a long story short, "The Blood Lake Prison prisoner gave birth to a dead woman, and my sister Zhichuan Daochang woke up in the womb first, in order to succeed in the catastrophe, she deliberately let herself die of dystocia when she was born, and after her death, she sent her mother into the Blood Lake Hell with the power of her double pupils, and she was sublimated to the rank of immortal class when she died. ”

"But my sister Xie Yali, that is, the head of Luofu Dao, she woke up too late...... can only follow the Five Prisons method recorded hundreds of years ago, and complete the task of ascending to immortal step by step. ”

Shen Lang let out a sigh of relief after speaking,

The Taoist friends sitting on the ground burst into thunderous applause,

'Papapa~'

'Papapa~'

Applause......

"Laugh and laugh." Shen Lang touched his nose, "After talking so much, should I charge tuition?" ”

There are even more good deeds who say, "Amazing, the chief of the strip!" "That's right, Daoist Chief, your words make me better than reading the Ten Heavenly Book!" "Chief, talk a little more!"

Shen Lang: What the hell is the "......" Dao Chief......

"So, can you introduce me to your master?"

Shen Lang looked at Lin Daosheng and Huang Yifeng, who were the leaders.

Our answer ......"

"Still: no."

Lin Daochang dropped a sharp short sword from his sleeve, and his palm held the hilt just right, he had just sent his disciples to look outside, and no other errand had chased after him!

It was a commendable courage for this man to come alone, but ...... It's too stupid, the master's immortal is more important than anything else, and your existence is just an obstacle...... Smooth out the obstacles on the way to becoming an immortal...... That's our mission!

Lin Daosheng swung his sword and stabbed at an extremely tricky angle, Shen Lang reacted quickly, and took two steps back in an instant, but ...... The clothes on the abdomen were still cut......

"Do it!" Lin Daosheng commanded.

Huang Yifeng took a long sword to surround him, and the emptiness behind him was also taken away by two black-clothed male Taoist priests, Shen Lang complained, "It's not okay to talk to you with good intentions, you have to solve the problem in the lowest way?!" ”

"Great Victory!" Shen Lang turned his hand and grabbed Huang Yifeng's long sword, and his other hand clapped out, and the long sword broke into two in response...... Huang Yifeng was startled, Shen Lang slammed his fist in front of him, and the man flew out upside down and fell to the ground.

Bending down to dodge the cold spear rushing behind him, the two disciples fought with half a silver-white spear head in their hands...... I just don't understand...... You can't just use the whole spear? What the hell is a gun?

The spit spread in his heart, Shen Lang turned on his blood technique, and when his blood was boiling, the dozen or so disciples who came around him were all sent out......

Shen Lang was so fierce that the three white-clothed Dao aunts trembled and didn't dare to move, they held copper scissors, iron scissors and ...... respectively Scissors for haircuts?

"I'll be gentle with you." Shen Lang said.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh......" the three of them nodded like little eagles.

'Papapa~' Shen Lang waved his hand and slapped the faces of the three people in a row...... The three Dao Aunts fell into a coma after landing, with red palm prints on their faces......

"Who the hell are you?" Lin Dao rushed over angrily, expression management no longer exists, and the True Immortal View was exterminated by a bad guy? He suddenly felt that he had cultivated a fake immortal......

Shen Lang didn't bother to dodge, he was now a physique that would not necessarily break, let alone ...... The previous turn of the dagger is still vivid......

Lin Daosheng stabbed him with his sword, "Ah! ”

'Poof-'Bloody!'

Shen Lang's face was full of hot blood,

"You...... ...... the hell What are you doing? ”

"In this life, I serve my master...... Goose goose goose goose ......" Lin Daosheng twitched, "It's worth it!" Spit out the last, and he went directly to the Netherworld to find the king of Yama to receive the bento.

Lin Daosheng just lowered his hands and approached Shen Lang's abdomen with a short sword, intending to give the other party a caesarean section, because he was not as tall as Shen Lang...... It's easier to attack in this position......

Who knew that when the short sword was about to touch Shen Lang's belly, that wonderful power came into existence again, and the tip of the sword turned a 180° bend, swishing...... reflexively stabbed into Lin Daosheng's own heart...... Hulala's blood splashed Shen Lang's face...... Then the brother burped......

Shen Lang touched his chin and fell into deep thought, "It seems that if I dodge, the damage will be even less." ”