Chapter 238: Bard answers
Speaking of which, although this ancient Qinglou is said to be a happy place, it is not just a matter between men and women.
In ancient times, most of the women in Qinglou were proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and the high-grade official prostitutes were all serving the princes and generals, and there were some women, although they fell into the dust, but they did not sell their bodies.
Therefore, there is no shortage of prominent nobles and powers in history, and even the kings and emperors of a dynasty are also devoted to these women.
Among them, the most famous are Song Huizong and Li Shishi.
Of course, it is not only these people who linger in this kind of place and these women, but how many literati and have met their confidants in this kind of place from ancient times to the present.
Among them, the well-known one is 'Yutang Chun', so, in ancient times, the real high-grade Qinglou sold a color art, not **.
And the girls in this Chunmanlou are all local official prostitutes and famous prostitutes of various dynasties, although they are not the kind of people who do not sell their bodies, but they are actually the leaders of prostitutes.
This point, from Xiaohong's sentence: "This body can't be given to you casually." You can see it.
Now Vice President Du's face is bitter, and his heart is also bitter, since he knew that there was a green building in this ghost city, he immediately became like a donkey in May and June, in fact, he also had his troubles.
Seeing that this beauty was in her arms, but it was difficult to enter Luo Wei, Vice Dean Du almost pleaded: "Sister, I am a medical student, you and I have a couplet, I'm afraid it will not work!"
Hain opened his mouth and said: "Lao Du, don't be so pessimistic, the education you have received is not comparable to her."
As soon as he heard this, although Vice Dean Du's heart was like a deer, he could only suppress his temperament and say, "Okay, Gu Liang will come up with the question!"
Haien couldn't help but laugh dumbly when he heard it, this Vice Dean Du, this mouth is floating, and the words can't be bitten clearly.
Xiaohong came up with the topic unhurriedly, her title was: Spring Man Chun Lou Chun Man Lou!
If this is in the eyes of ordinary people, it is to take apart the three words of Chunmanlou and then match it reasonably.
But there is a university question in this, and Xiaohong's question is a suitable topic, and this is Chunmanlou, so if Vice Dean Du is right, the next joint topic is not related to Chunmanlou.
Even if his lower link is neat, it is not in order, then he will lose Sven and lose his appearance, as Xiaohong said, he can only go his own way.
Although Vice President Du doesn't understand this, even if he does, it's nonsense, because this uplink is to let him exchange it casually without rules, and he can't do it.
Seeing that Vice President Du was sweating profusely, he was so anxious that he was scratching his ears and cheeks, Section Chief Lu couldn't stand it anymore, he sighed and said, "You are really a hungry ghost, take care of yourself, or..."
Section Chief Lu said this, but saw Vice President Du pat his stomach and said, "Yes, there are obsessed ghosts."
As soon as Vice Dean Du said this, everyone looked at him dumbfounded, these people really didn't expect that a person like Vice Dean Du could match this pair so neatly.
The three springs are exactly on the three colors, and they are all word spelling, word connection, which can be called the couplet of the previous word biting the last word.
And this word is not counted, this Chunmanlou is the place of sound and color, Vice President Du, starting with a color word, this word is connected with the word spring, and it alludes to the spring full building, which is to deal with the characteristics of Chunmanlou Qinglou.
Moreover, Xiaohong's sentence 'Spring Manchulou Chunmanlou' also implies elegance, and analyzes the three words Chunmanlou with the meaning of text and ink.
Vice President Du's 'Lustful Ghosts' is out-and-out vulgar, but this vulgarity is expressed in an elegant way, so this is the right match for elegance and vulgarity.
After a long time, Xiaohong applauded and said, "What a lustful ghost, wonderful."
Then, she turned to Cuicui and said, "Sister, he picked up my question, it's your turn."
And Cuicui didn't have Xiaohong's twisting, she was much more lovely than Xiaohong, so she only heard her say: "Sister, look at what you said, this Xiaolangjun is really not easy, it's too late for me to feel distressed!"
When she said this, she took two steps, grabbed Vice Dean Du's arm, and said, "Wait for Lang Jun to ascend the high ranks."
This time, Vice Dean Du was more careful, he knew that it was not so simple, as soon as he heard this sentence, Vice Dean Du knew that although Cuicui hurt people on the surface, this question had already come out, after all, he had been in the workplace for many years, and he could not understand this matter.
This shows the level of Vice Dean Du, the more meat gets in his mouth, the more stable this old boy is.
However, Cuicui's question is much more difficult than Xiaohong's, first of all, whether this sentence is a sentence, or a couplet, or a poem, she didn't say this.
Vice Dean Du knew that if he was so stupid and didn't follow along, he would definitely not be able to enter the room, so Vice Dean Du stood still and didn't move, but looked at Hain.
Hain lit a cigarette and took a puff and said, "I've been to this ghost market a few times, but I haven't been in this spring building, and I can't talk about the doorway here!"
As soon as Vice Dean Du heard Hai En say this, he looked at Wan Bantou again, and Wan Bantou also said: "Every time I come, I mean to speak, I can't help you with this matter."
Vice President Du glanced at Section Chief Lu again, and then he looked at his mother, he understood that if Section Chief Lu hadn't eaten those two chopsticks, he would have looked down on this place at all.
And his mother just shook the fan lightly, looking at him with a spring breeze and smiling without saying a word.
Vice Dean Du knew that this time it was completely done, and it seemed that he could only think of it on his own, but he was very sure that he couldn't think of it at all.
And just when Vice Dean Du had nothing to do, he didn't expect Xiaohong to actually speak: "Xiao Langjun, my sister is a walking limerick, just because it is a limerick, so it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, if you can give a small batch and make it a little more elegant, my sister will definitely be moved!"
Saying this, Vice Dean Du's heart is more comfortable than drinking fairy dew, and he suddenly has a fluttering feeling, Xiaohong actually opened his mouth to speak for him, which means that Xiaohong has already won.
However, greed is the more the better, Xiaohong is stable, Vice President Du doesn't want to let go of Cuicui, he won't miss this opportunity to hug left and right.
So, he asked, "Sister, is this little batch an idiom, or a witticism!"
Vice President Du thought he was elegant, but he didn't know that as soon as these words came out, he was vulgar, and it was the kind of vulgar that was unbearable.
There is a saying in the yin and yang circle: don't pretend to understand if you don't understand, and don't say it if you pretend to understand, then no one will know that you don't understand.
And Vice President Du not only didn't know how to pretend to understand, but also said it, this time, the previous efforts were in vain.
Xiaohong sighed softly: "Hey!"
At this moment, Haien spoke: "Lao Du, they didn't have the concept of idioms at that time, they called Yayan, she just wanted to take you upstairs, what kind of elegance do you play with a pervert, can you hold up that bit of ink?"
As soon as this sentence came out, it woke up Vice Dean Du, and he hurriedly took off his wit, to say, people are like this, as long as they are in a hurry, it can really create miracles.
I saw Vice Dean Du touching Cuicui's hand and saying, "Don't worry!"
Then he looked at Hain and said, "Master, how is my little batch?"
Hain shook his head with a smile and said, "It's her who went upstairs with you, not me, why are you asking me!"
Vice Dean Du immediately turned his head to look at Cuicui, he just wanted to ask, but Cuicui took out a handkerchief to help Vice Dean Du wipe his forehead and said, "Xiao Langjun, you said you are not in a hurry, but you look at your sweat."
Vice President Du was really excited, and it was done.
When the three of them reached the staircase, Cuicui spoke again: "Walk up and dance the skirt butterfly."
Vice President Du actually doesn't understand ancient Chinese, but he can make sycophants, he understands that as long as the words are beautiful, regardless of her poetry and songs, from here to the room, it will be a horse Pingchuan.
So Vice Dean Du said: "It's beautiful!"
Sure enough, as soon as Cuicui heard this, she took Vice Dean Du's arm and tightened it again, and said, "The stairs are steep, Xiao Langjun takes a good look at the step."
went up to the second floor and arrived at the door of the room, Cuicui said again: "The embroidered door geometry flew over the phoenix."
Although this sounds like a limerick poem, it is straightforward, and it is a little bad thing when you enter the door, and this embroidered door is not about the green door in front of you, this word can be heard as long as it is a man.
Obviously, the flying phoenix is talking about Xiaohong, and it is obvious that Cuicui does not plan to serve a husband with Xiaohong's two daughters.
Seeing that a sub-third abuse has become so elegant, several people in the hall looked up at the second floor together, this is no longer a question of whether it is good or not.
This thing is indeed a bit interesting, they all want to see how this Vice Dean Du broke Cuicui's iron door bolt.
To say that this Vice Dean Du's ability is really not simple, Cuicui's position is obviously picky, and he can easily resolve it, just listen to him say: "Substitute."
This is a high statement, as the old saying goes, there are only tired oxen, not ploughed fields.
However, this matter is a physical work, especially for these dusty women, who understand this matter better, so it seems that Vice Dean Du hurts people, and he also knows that there is a shift change when he is tired.
Cuicui smiled and said, "What a smooth little Langjun." As she spoke, she took Vice Dean Du into her room, and Xiaohong followed. I entered the room and closed the door gently.
Seeing this, Section Chief Lu's curiosity was aroused, and he asked his mother, "Mom, is there another sentence for Cuicui?"
Mom shook the fan lightly and said, "Yo, the guest is tempted, or call a girl, you can also go!"
Section Chief Lu smiled awkwardly and said, "No, I'm not interested in my grandmother's generation!"
Hain picked up the chopsticks and said, "Let's eat!"
Section Chief Lu immediately said: "Yes, eat, eat!"
And as soon as they had eaten a few bites, they heard a terrible howl from Vice Dean Du in the Cuicui house.
Section Chief Lu suddenly shuddered all over his body, and his chopsticks were taken off, and he asked in surprise, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"
And at this moment, he heard Vice Dean Du's howl again: "I'm finally a man again!"
Section Chief Lu rolled his eyes and looked at the door of the house, he was speechless...
Haien took out a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick cage and handed it to Section Chief Lu and said, "Vice Dean Du, you must have experienced unknown devastation, let's eat."
But the sound insulation of this kind of wooden room is too poor, and Vice President Du is very quiet, so Section Chief Lu can still eat.
But Hai En was unceremoniously, eating a mouthful of food and wine, and Section Chief Lu asked, "Sir, are you not affected!"
Hain had just scooped a spoonful of soup with a spoon at this time, and he stopped what he was doing and said, "The so-called Dao Heart, cultivated to my level, life and death have been seen through, and I still care about this matter." With that, he put the soup in his mouth.
Section Chief Lu looked back at Cuicui's door and said, "But the medicine you gave him!" True Spirit! ”
Hain poured himself a glass of wine, and went to pour wine for Wan Bantou, and he poured the wine and said, "That's not medicine at all, it's starch."
Section Chief Lu looked at Haien in disbelief and said, "Then, a bag of starch is so useful?"
Haien picked up the wine glass and gave way to Wan Bantou, and then he drank the wine in the wine glass, and then, he put down the wine glass and said: "Vice Dean Du, this is a heart disease, as for what is going on with this disease, you have to ask himself, he!" There is no need to take medicine at all. ”
At this time, the movement in Cuicui's room finally stopped, and Section Chief Lu pinched his fingers and calculated, "It's only been eight minutes, he..."
Speaking of this, Section Chief Lu stopped, because he saw that Hain seemed to have thought of something, and was looking at the mother...
Section Chief Lu said in his heart: "It's not possible, this Haien has a unique taste, and I prefer this kind of half-aged!"
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