Chapter 128: What the hell is this?
What's going on?
This time the fence fell even more surprised, and his eyes looked at the man fixedly, and he couldn't react.
She couldn't help but reach out and touch his forehead, wanting to see if he was sick.
No, she was sure he was sick, and not lightly.
The girl's hands were very soft, with coldness and comfort, like a clear stream crossing Qin Yemian's skin, which made him inexplicably a little moved.
"What's wrong?" He took her hand suspiciously and asked softly.
"Are you sick?" She noticed that his skin was a little hot.
In fact, men are hot people, and it is normal for their hands to be hot when they touch it. But he didn't know it, thinking he had a fever.
"Worried about me?" This was the first time that the girl took the initiative to get close to him, which made Qin Yemian somewhat flattered.
He held her hand and couldn't help but squeeze it gently, and his heart began to ripple like a boating lake.
The man's voice was not as cold as usual, and even gentle as a heavenly sound, which calmed the heart of the fence a little.
She attributed his strange behavior today to the result of a fever that burned out his brain, so she wanted to read the book while he was not in a good sense.
With this in mind, she immediately snatched the book from his hand and eagerly browsed it.
It's just that she just turned the first page and was dumbfounded.
I saw that the two things above that I would call people were hugging each other, which looked a little ambiguous.
She wanted to use her eyesight to figure out which of the two was male and which was female, but unfortunately, because she didn't have a brain, she really couldn't tell which of them was who.
Frowning, she couldn't help but turn the page.
I found that this page finally has a head, and it is indeed a man and a woman. It's just that the face is painted awkwardly, obviously two extremely ugly and deformed men and women.
And in addition to their mouths sticking together and looking a little "yellow", only a long neck appears on the screen, giving people the feeling that a giraffe is cross-necked. The body is not drawn at all, and it makes people feel that there is no beauty when they look at it.
What is this thing, really the Yellow Book?
Fence fell through the pain and turned another page.
On this page, the heads and bodies of the two finally came out, but because they were wearing clothes, there was nothing to look at, which disappointed her a little.
So she flipped through a few more pages, and as she flipped back, her brow furrowed more and more, almost enough to catch a fly.
Because the clothes of the two people in the back have been taken off, they look a little more "yellow", but the problem is that the painter painted the woman's body extremely exaggerated, with a round waist and fat hips, big breasts and no face. And the body of a man is painted like a match, without a strong chest and toned muscles, which is simply unbearable.
Liar, what a joke! Simply deceived her feelings. The fence was so angry that he wanted to tear the book up.
Especially in the last few pages, she thought that she might be able to see some exciting pictures, but she didn't expect them to become ghost paintings. The face and body were distorted and inhuman, and it was impossible to tell what he was doing.
But there was one page that caught her attention slightly.
So she looked left and right, front and back, flipping and turning back and forth, several times, before finally she saw something.
In the end, she came to a conclusion.
This book is indeed a "yellow book", yes, because there is one place that is really "yellow" that surprised her.
"What's wrong?" The girl frowned one moment, and pouted the next. A look of confusion and annoyance made Qin Yemian curious.
He was looking at her the whole time just now, and he didn't glance in the direction of the book out of the corner of his eye, because he was afraid that he would not be able to control it.
After all, a normal man, especially a beautiful woman. Even if you don't look at anything, you're already in your mind, and if you look at this kind of thing again, I'm afraid it will be difficult to control it for a minute and a half.
It's just that the girl's reaction to this book is very peculiar, unexpectedly calm. There was neither shyness, nor blushing, not even a heartbeat.
No, there are still some reactions. After all, he was hugging her tightly, and he could feel the change in her.
He noticed that her body was a little hot, but not because of emotion, but because of anger.
"My lord, I want to report to the official!" The girl looked angry.
"Sue whom?" Hearing the long-lost word "adult", Qin Yemian moved inexplicably in his heart.
He found that he really enjoyed hearing her call him like that. Especially these two words came out of her mouth with a different style, soft and glutinous, sweet and greasy, like a lover's coquettishness, which sounded particularly beautiful in her ears.
"The author of the book." Fence pointed his finger at the picture in the book vigorously, eager to poke a hole in the book.
"Why?" Qin Yemian looked at her red little face, and couldn't take her eyes off it.
Especially when she is angry, her shining eyes are as dazzling as if there are fireworks living in them.
"Because he is a criminal and should be arrested as soon as possible." The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he wanted to slaughter people directly.
"Criminals?" The man finally reacted and wanted to look down to see what she was angry about.
Unexpectedly, she handed the book directly to him, pointed to a place and said, "Look at what the hell this painting is." And what is this thing like a fly's foot? ”
Qin Yemian stared at the place where her finger was pointing, and her face immediately turned blue at this look.
"If you say this person is sick or not, don't paint if he can't draw. If you draw a man worse than a ghost, who would dare to marry. Isn't this an attempt to exterminate humanity? Also, look at what he has done with this man. And here, even children are not as good as children, it's just sad. I don't know if this author was kicked in the brain by a donkey, even if you men in Nanchu are stunted, but it's better to groom it. Don't say that the painting is bigger, at least it must achieve harmony and make people look at it! ”
When the girl counted a certain part of the naked man in the book, she didn't notice that the whole face of the man next to her was black.
"So what?" Qin Yemian's voice came coldly, and he already had a posture of coming storms. It's just that the fence is in anger, and I don't hear it at all.
"We should find people out and put them in jail as soon as possible!" She said angrily.
I thought to myself, if this person were in modern times, he would be beaten to death by a stick every minute. At this level, she dared to come out and be abducted, which was really a heinous crime, and she was excited in vain.
"And then?" There was a bit of gnashing of teeth in the man's voice.
"And then ······." Fence Luo thought for a while and said, "Then it's up to me to paint, I must draw men like everyone loves flowers and flowers bloom, and women want to pounce on them every minute." ”
"Hmph." Qin Yemian snorted coldly.
In fact, if she can listen well at this time, she will definitely be able to hear that there is already a sneer in this "hum".
This is the most dangerous manifestation of a man after he gets angry, and if he is there at this time, he will definitely run away without a trace. It's just that the fence has been immersed in a depressed mood, and I didn't notice it at all.
"But I'm going to do this job when I get married, after all, I haven't seen a man's body yet. After seeing Xianggong's body, it should be easier to draw it. She muttered softly as she thought.
After all, she was from the art department, although she had never painted nudes. But as long as she has the opportunity, she believes that she will definitely be able to draw a first-class "yellow book".
"Don't even think about it." The man suddenly screamed, and she immediately raised her head in fright.
This looked up, and the fence fell into shock.
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