Chapter 171: You Dare to Laugh at Me

Brother Hu lowered his head and walked away from the door.

"Come, Lord Dahai, I'll hold you." Jiang Lang tried to walk to the side of the sea adult.

"No, you don't." Lord Dahai flatly refused, "You just need to turn me to the right place." ”

"Okay." Jiang Lang responded.

His hands began to adjust the position facing the sea man.

"Alright." Jiang Lang said, "Directly in front of you is the red gate that is open. ”

"Okay, just follow me."

"How's that going to work? I'm going to hold you steady. ”

"I don't need to." Lord Dahai began to step forward, "I know this underground labyrinth very well, except for the slight adjustment of the junction of the forks, all the rest of the place can be said to be able to walk sideways with my eyes closed. ”

You already had your eyes closed, Jiang Lang followed behind and meditated.

Although the door is open, the red door has a threshold, and this threshold is quite high for the length of the sea lord.

Jiang Lang stared closely at the back of Lord Dahai who was walking in front.

As the sea walked, the words came out of his mouth.

"Three-seven-four-three, three-seven-four-four, three-seven-four-five......"

The short body of Lord Dahai was about to walk to the door, and Jiang Lang had been hesitating to remind him to pay attention to the threshold.

"Three-seven-sixty-one, three-seven-six-two, three-seven-six-three."

The mantra-like voice of Lord Dahai finally stopped, and his short body also stopped, right at the door of the red door.

"Hmph." The sea looked confident, and he knew that there was a doorway in front of him.

Just kidding, what is your identity? What status?

What strength?

Still need someone to help you with?

Three-seven-six-three is three thousand seven hundred and sixty-three steps, which refers to the number of steps from the step out of the grassland to the moment when he stopped in front of the red door, but he has never relaxed for a moment, and has been counting silently in his heart.

Let the people behind you open their eyes today, but it's a pity that there is only one dead fat man.

Lord Hai jumped up like a ball, crossed the high threshold, and landed on the red carpet in the corridor with unmistakable accuracy.

"Boom."

There was a muffled sound, and a small cloud of dust rose from the stall.

The sea raises his hands high, like a gymnast who has completed a set move.

Jiang Lang naturally saw all this.

"Great, Lord Sea." Jiang Lang said convincingly.

"Where, where." After receiving the imaginary praise, Lord Dahai slowly lowered his hands, "Jiang Lang, you have also seen it, although I am blind, I don't need to be supported by others. ”

"Yes, yes." Jiang Lang said as he lifted his legs with difficulty, preparing to cross the threshold.

But he suddenly found that the leg was as heavy as lead, and this small threshold could not be easily crossed.

"Jiang Lang." Lord Dahai's ears moved slightly, "Looks like you're tired." ”

"No, it's okay."

"Don't force it." Lord Dahai walked forward after speaking, "You also saw it just now, this guy Hebo is a little abnormal, and Brother Hu's kid is also extremely unreliable, so I really can't rest assured, anyway, this place is not far from the agency, so it's better for me to go first." ”

"Please, please."

"Hmm."

Lord Dahai walked faster and faster as if he was deliberately trying to widen the distance between him and Jiang Lang, and soon disappeared from Jiang Lang's sight.

"Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine......"

Although the sea lord was walking forward, he did not relax for a moment in the record of steps.

Lord Dahai really has a set, Jiang Lang meditated as he crossed the threshold with difficulty with his left leg.

"Boom."

The left foot finally stepped on the red carpet.

But this step is like exhausting all your energy, and you can't lift your other leg.

But Jiang Lang was not in a hurry at all, he actually reached out and took out a roast chicken from his arms, and then tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

Hehe, it tastes pretty good.

Jiang Lang chewed heavily, and the golden oil juice overflowed down the corners of his wide mouth.

The energy consumed by myself this day is too great, and I have to make up for it.

Soon, a chicken leg was swallowed with bone and flesh in the stomach.

But Jiang Lang still felt that it was not enough.

Although it is not far from the mechanism, and there are only a few hundred meters left, how can the energy of a chicken leg be enough?

Jiang Lang tore off another chicken leg and ate it in a big gulp.

Hmph, they're all a bunch of barbarians, and they don't know how to live at all.

The fatty taste of the chicken thighs made Jiang Lang very happy.

When the second chicken leg was in his stomach, Jiang Lang finally moved the other leg slowly.

"Bang!"

The red door is finally closed.

Jiang Lang walked forward slowly, and the fat on his body trembled with every step.

Hmph, what's there to worry about?

What if they had the skills to get the key?

The fork outside the door was enough for them to drink a pot.

There is only a 3 in 1 chance of picking the right door. There are two doors left, the blue door means disaster, and the black door represents death!

Hehe, the expression on Jiang Lang's face became more and more cruel.

Just then, he heard a wail coming from the front of the corridor.

"Ouch, ouch, my old arms and legs......"

Is it the sea-sama?

Jiang Lang immediately cheered up and ran forward.

Even though it was running, it didn't look much faster than walking. But this is already Jiang Lang's extreme speed, which can be described as galloping, because the roast chicken has fallen out of his arms.

The roast chicken that fell to the ground exuded bursts of aroma, and the sea that fell to the ground created bursts of wails, and Jiang Lang, who was caught in the middle, was in a dilemma.

"Ouch, roar......" The wail of Lord Dahai was louder than one.

Forget it, Jiang Lang finally decided to give up the roast chicken, and he once again "galloped" to the sea.

"My lord, what's wrong with you?"

"This red carpet, I don't know when there is so much slippery liquid on the red carpet." The sea sat down on the red carpet, only to feel that his pants were wet.

Jiang Lang looked over and saw that the red carpet that should have been smooth was already crumpled, and there was indeed a large puddle of liquid.

"I'll help you up." After Jiang Lang finished speaking, he cautiously approached the sea lord.

No, it's not.

It's no ordinary liquid, and it smells like it.

"Be careful, sir."

Although there was no difference in height between Lord Dahai sitting and standing, Jiang Lang still slowly helped him up.

"Hmph." Lord Dahai finally stood up, stretched out his hand and touched his buttocks, and said, "I don't know what it is, it stinks, and the carpet is crumpled." Otherwise, how could I fall with my skills? If I want to find out who did it, I will not spare it. ”

"I'm afraid this is the joint result of the previous two directors." Jiang Lang slowly became aware of this matter.

"What do you say?"

"My lord, let's stay away from this liquid."

"Well, that makes sense."

Two strange creatures walked forward with each other's arms.

"Lord Dahai, you'd better be prepared for what I'm going to talk about next." Jiang Lang said with a playful smile on his face.

"Hmph, don't worry, I haven't seen anything in my old man's house?"

"I'm afraid of that liquid, I'm afraid it's ......," Jiang Lang said as he pinched his thick arm to prevent himself from laughing.

"You're laughing?"

"No, no, how could it be." Jiang Lang said seriously.

"Don't lie to me!" Lord Dahai said with an unhappy face, "You know what level my ears are, and the slightest sound can't escape my ears." I can hear even the sound you haven't made yet. ”

"Yes, yes." Jiang Lang hurriedly responded, and secretly aimed at the ears of Lord Dahai.

These big fan-like ears are indeed majestic, but unfortunately, there is a little unknown liquid stuck on them.

It's as funny as a talented noble boy smiling slightly, and a green leek hidden in his white teeth.

"Heh......" Jiang Lang finally laughed, but he immediately controlled himself.

"You dare to laugh at me?" Lord Dahai, who was deaf and blind, immediately reacted.

"No, no." Jiang Lang immediately denied it, "My lord, you are the head of the director, and you have worked hard, I will never laugh at you." ”

"Nonsense! You're clearly smiling. ”

"No, no, believe me, we are all highly trained and will never laugh at our leaders, except that we ...... ha"

Jiang Lang suddenly realized that sometimes laughter was like urine, and it was by no means controllable by will.

"You're laughing at me again!" Lord Dahai said angrily, "Unless what? ”

"Unless, it's really ridiculous......" Although Jiang Lang has been controlling himself, this time he finally can't control it, "Hahahaha." ”

The laughter is not small, and it produces a natural reverberation effect in the red corridor, and finally it is included in the special ears of Lord Dahai, how ironic and embarrassing.

Lord Dahai felt that this was a great shame.

"Bastard!"

"No, I don't dare, I don't dare to laugh." Jiang Lang forced a smile as he continued, "My lord, please listen to my explanation. ”

"Hmph, you have to explain it well." Lord Dahai said solemnly.

He reached out and touched his pants, well, it looked like it was dry.

"It's all to blame on Lord Hebo." Jiang Lang said happily.

I have always been at odds with Hebo, this is really a good opportunity to take revenge, and I must take advantage of it.

"Hebo? What's wrong with this kid? ”

"That's right, because everyone has been divided into two teams in the grassland, and I am fortunate to be on a team with Lord Hebo, so I will know more." Jiang Lang said while moving his steps with difficulty, "For some reason, Lord Hebo is in a hurry. ”

"Hmph, that bastard is in a hurry." Lord Dahai walked beside Jiang Lang.

"My lord, I'm not talking about urgency, but internal urgency."

"Urgent?" Lord Dahai suddenly stopped, and then said loudly, "You mean that bastard is in such a hurry because he wants convenience?" ”

"I'm afraid so."

"Oh, I see." Lord Dahai stroked his beard and said, "No wonder that bastard rushed to the mechanism like a reincarnation, it turned out that he wanted to go to the toilet." ”

Before Jiang Lang could respond, Lord Dahai Huo Ran put down his hand stroking his beard.

"Isn't that liquid ...... just now?"