Chapter 12: Fish Tanks and Bathtubs
After a while, a maid opened the door, then looked at it, and smiled at Xu Xiangyi: "Xu Shao, Miss's room is the room to be cleaned." ”
"Oh!" Xu Xiangyi sighed, and then quickly grabbed Li Fangyi, put it in his jacket pocket and walked out of the room.
The maid looked at Xu Xiangyi's back and thought strangely: "The little master just took the ....... It looks like a doll. ”
Xu Xiangyi returned to his room, then put Li Fangyi on his desk, and then stared at her closely.
Li Fangyi was furious by Xu Xiangyi, and pouted: "Look, what are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?" ”
Xu Xiangyi suddenly laughed, and then said: "I've seen a lot of beauties, but a beauty as small as you ...... Still alive, first time I saw it. ”
"What the hell are you trying to say?" Li Fangyi was confused by Xu Xiangyi.
Xu Xiangyi suddenly took off his shirt, Li Fangyi immediately covered her face, and then shouted: "Ahhhh What are you doing? Hooliganism? ”
Xu Xiangyi looked at Li Fangyi's appearance, walked into the bathroom with his back to him, and said, "My sister is a beauty!" ”
Li Fangyi watched Xu Xiangyi walk into the bathroom and thought: What does he want to express?
When Xu Xiangyi was taking a bath, Li Fangyi was rolling on the table in every way of boredom, she didn't know why she was rolling, she just felt bored, she just wanted to roll.
After a while, Xu Xiangyi came out in a bathrobe, and by the way, he took a bath towel to wipe his hair again, and saw Li Fangyi rolling on the table, and said with a smile: "Be careful, don't fall down." ”
When Li Fangyi heard this, she immediately got up and did it, and then said, "When did you come out?" ”
"Oh, just came out." Xu Xiangyi wiped his hair.
"I want to take a shower too?" Li Fangyi looked at Xu Xiangyi.
Xu Xiangyi walked up to her again and said, "Do you want to use the bathtub?" The water is still hot. ”
"Don't, do you want to drown me? Can a human bathtub be the same as a bathtub I use? Li Fang glared angrily.
Xu Xiangyi sneered, and then smiled: "You said you are not human? ”
After Li Fangyi heard it, she really felt that she had said the wrong thing, so she had to blow her beard and glare at Xu Xiangyi: "Fuck off, I mean the normal bathtub is too big for me, can you not pick up my sentences?" ”
Xu Xiangyi thought for a while, then took a round fish tank from the bookshelf, then poured the goldfish inside into the water tank of the flush toilet, and then shook the fish tank and said to Li Fangyi: "Use this?" ”
"Fish tank?" Li Fangyi is a little embarrassed, although the fish tank and the bathtub are homophonic, but the difference is too big, right?
Li Fangyi hugged her chest and said angrily: "Don't, I'm not a goldfish." ”
Xu Xiangyi's face was a little impatient, and then he put the bathtub on the bookshelf and said, "Then don't wash it, wait for your house to come, and ...... You stink......"
After speaking, Xu Xiangyi also deliberately fanned his nose.
Li Fangyi heard Xu Xiangyi say that she stinks...... Suddenly, tears flowed down, and he said a little choked; "Does it really stink?"
Xu Xiangyi really couldn't bear to look at Li Fangyi's tearful appearance, and said: "The bathtub is similar to the fish tank, you can wash it." ”
Li Fangyi sniffed her body and said, "But the fish tank is transparent!" ”
Xu Xiangyi said impatiently: "I won't peek, and I'll tell you, you can climb into the fish tank, you can't climb up or out of the bathtub, you can choose one yourself." ”
Li Fangyi thought about it, but she really had no choice, so she had to compromise: "Okay, I'll choose the fish tank." ”
Xu Xiangyi took a long breath, then took the fish tank off the bookshelf, then put Li Fangyi into the outer pocket of his bathrobe, and went back to the bathroom Xu Xiangyi looked at the full tank of warm water, remembered that he forgot to put the water, and directly filled a tank of warm water from the bathtub.
When Li Fangyi saw it, she shouted, "Hey! What are you doing? ”
Xu Xiangyi said strangely: "What's wrong?" Do you wash it in cold water? ”
Li Fangyi roared angrily: "This is the water you used!" You...... Can't you change a cylinder? ”
Xu Xiangyi said with annoyance: "It's nothing, the water is not cold yet, and my body is very clean, I take a bath every day." ”
"I don't want it! Give me a change! Give me a change! Li Fangyi moved in Xu Xiangyi's pocket.
"Good!" Xu Xiangyi had no choice but to change a tank of water, and then refill the water with a fish tank. Then he said, "Are you satisfied?" ”
Li Fangyi said with a smile: "Satisfied, this girl is very satisfied." ”
Then Xu Xiangyi took Li Fangyi out of his pocket, put it on the floor of the bathroom, and then walked out of the bathroom, and asked, "Why can't you take a bath with the water used by others?" ”
Li Fangyi said angrily: "Because I will be pregnant!" ”
Xu Xiangyi almost choked on the spittle, thinking: Eldest sister! You're a college student! Such an idiot, was your biology taught by a geography teacher? Really doubt that your grades are the first place in Esplanade College.
Of course, Xu Xiangyi didn't say anything, closed the bathroom door and walked out.
After Li Fangyi took off her clothes, she climbed into the bathtub, Xu Xiangyi's fish tank was not big, large and small could accommodate her, Li Fangyi exhaled a long breath in the bathtub: "Ah, it's so comfortable." ”
Li Fangyi soaked her body for a while, and just wanted to wash her hair, but ...... Shampoo no! And there is no shower gel either! Actually, it's not that there is nothing, but the shampoo and shower gel are on the shelf, and the height of ordinary people can be reached as long as they reach out in the bathtub, but now she is smaller, and she is not in the bathtub anymore, but in the fish tank!
"Oh my God! Oh, my God! How could it be so decaying? Li Fangyi was a little speechless in the fish tank, he just wanted to put on a yukata, and it was not as big as hers! The old clothes you just took off are already soaked with water stains on the floor, so you can't wear them on you, right?
Despair, deep despair enveloped Li Fangyi's whole body, was it so painful to become smaller? And she is reluctant to ask Xu Xiangyi outside the door for help, she is ** now, as soon as Xu Xiangyi comes in, his whole body will be looked at.
After more than ten minutes, the warm water in the fish tank began to gradually cool, Li Fangyi shivered, and then finally shouted to Xu Xiangyi outside the door: "Xu Xiangyi! Are you absent? ”
There was no response outside the door. Li Fangyi thought: "It's over, he's not there." ”
Li Fangyi continued to soak in the fish tank with a little temperature, looking at the princess dress that had been taken off, she had to climb out of the fish tank and put it on, and the wet feeling made her very unhappy.
After a while, Li Fangyi heard movement outside the door, and then shouted loudly: "Is it Xu Xiangyi?" Help me! ”
The door opened suddenly, and it was not Xu Xiangyi who came in, but a girl about 20 years old, with big eyes, a small face, a cute face, wavy long hair, a height of about 1.6 meters, wearing a Lolita dress, and a pair of Lolita's small leather boots, looking noble and elegant. If it was Li Fangyi in the past, she would definitely hold her in her arms directly, and then say: It's so cute.
But...... What's going on now?
In the next second, Li Fangyi was grabbed by the girl, and then hugged her in her arms and said, "It's so cute!" ”