398 Drawing Paper and Jesus
Huang Meimei didn't write, but drew a 'clown' on paper, I guess this must not be the 2019 movie 'Joker', I finally figured it out...... She wants to eat the Golden Arches...... No, it's still called McDonald's.
The children are very fond of these nutritious fast food, Shen Lang took Huang Meimei to McDonald's, for Shen Lang, one of the must-order foods is naturally a cone, four yuan a piece, more than ten years later, it is still this price, a certain KFC changed the price to nine yuan after changing a cone...... What about conscience.
I was in the mind...... The pinnacle of McDonald's business was when the McCyclone was launched...... Oreo with ice cream...... Super tasty......
After eating fast food, the father and daughter went back, Huang Meimei buried herself in creation (painting), and Shen Lang continued to lean on the sofa and watch TV...... If you don't know the plot, there is no way to prepare, since it is already so...... Then let me be completely confused...... Shen Lang belongs to people who will never move without motivation......
For example, in the past few days in the movie world, without the supervision of 'Lin Zhengying', he would have forgotten to cultivate the Dao Fa, but fortunately, that model could not be killed in the time and space of the movie.
"Woo......"
"Huh?" Doubts.
Huang Meimei pushed Shen Lang down and handed over a picture album.
"Show me?" Shen Lang asked.
"Woo......" Huang Meimei nodded, then snatched the remote control, she changed the channel to watch her favorite cartoons, each station played differently, such as: 'The First Hero of the Bitter Sea Goddess Dragon's Thunderbolt City', Thunderbolt Robbery' and the like......
Speaking of these local Taiwanese animations, they are really good criticism, which is enough to blow up...... Because these animations are done through puppets and sets, they are more interesting and three-dimensional than 3D, this kind of animation form is called Jinguang puppet show, which is actually commonly known as Huang Junxiong's puppet show, which is still very amazing when you look at it now, that storyboard...... Absolutely......
And then the main children's film is the ...... 'Iron Armor Xiaobao', which was a huge hit that year! Ollie gives! Scorpion Lylai, Captain Dragonfly...... Childhood...... Hehe, but I heard that the male protagonist of the iron armor Xiaobao later went to the sea to become an actor......
Grass...... I shouldn't have looked it up...... That guy skipped AV and shot GV directly...... I'll just say that kid looked gaygay when he was a kid...... Spit and vomit...... Ruined childhood.
By the way...... The name of that film is 'Kendo Boy', don't watch it...... Brotherhood films...... Can't afford to hurt!
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Huang Meimei looked at Tiejia Xiaobao happily, she didn't know...... The plateau temple that I like now (male lead) will ...... in the future Will evolve into a standard.
Shen Lang held the album and flipped through the pages, "My sister draws very well, it seems that she is very talented in art, and she is right...... You can become a master of painting without ears, and if you can't speak, you have a better chance of becoming a master of painting. ”
Page 1: The corridor of the hospital is drawn, and there is a picture of Shen Lang and the little nurse walking away together, Shen Lang is drawn as very tall, and the little nurse is very short, and the nurse has demonic horns on her head. I think Huang Meimei must hate the nurse for giving her medicine.
Page 2: Huang Meimei walked towards the gate, her shoes and socks were painted very large, as if to express ...... She has a bunny embroidered on her white socks today.
Page 3: Inside the hospital, the hollow circular floor, the medical staff walking around the place...... The composition is very interesting, Huang Meimei is very tall, and the people around her are just walking by her feet...... The little girl seems to be a little arrogant.
Page 4: At the elevator door, a hospital bed is moved out, the bed is empty, and blood is constantly oozing out...... That's quite stream-of-consciousness, what do you mean?
Pages 5 and 6 are all a continuation of page 4: the bed slowly moves away, leaving a trail of blood in its wake. What did Huang Meimei see?
Think about it...... The bed does not move on its own for no reason, indicating that someone is pushing, and the bed does not ooze blood, indicating that someone is lying on it...... So, there is a patient lying in a hospital bed who is about to die?
Shen Lang smacked his tongue, "You are the next Van Gogh, it took me a long time to paint a tree when I was in elementary school...... You throw all these metaphors out...... It's too strong. ”
Shocked by Huang Meimei's artistic talent, Shen Lang turned to the seventh page......
Page 7: The tone suddenly becomes dark, one door, only one door...... The door reads 'Pathologic Specimen Room'.
Page 8: Strange Worlds...... skulls, a lot of skulls, teeth, things that are only half of a body, intestines crawling out of the can, lobes of the lungs...... These should be the things that Huang Meimei saw at that time, although the paintings are very exaggerated, they are all normal specimens, Shen Lang thought so.
Page 9: A baby standing in a glass bottle of a specimen, without a handle, is judged to be a baby girl, with her right eye open and her left eye closed. Did the hospital take a specimen of a dead baby? So strong?
Page 10: A Giant Eye...... Two pupils popped out of his eyes...... It's weird to get on and down...... Is this a writing wheel? The more Shen Lang looked at it, the more confused he became......
Shen Lang touched Huang Meimei's little head, "Sister, become a cartoonist in the future, I am optimistic about you." ”
"Giggle...... "Huang Meimeile is happy."
"Let me tell you a story about the crane tail in Konoha Village......"
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At night, the sky is dark, the stars are twinkling, and a crescent moon hangs obliquely in the air, but you can see the distance...... The mountains are indistinguishable and blurry...... The night wind blows, and the weeds that grow along the road undulate and sway with the wind.
In the heart of Taipei, there is a Christ Cathedral, a European-style minaret building with two lights lit in front of the door, and the church is a palatial church, where a pretty brown-haired nun is playing sacred songs at the piano.
Across the aisle, in a sunny room, there is a bald European elderly man sitting quietly on the bed, the red quilt looks very festive, even the table lampshade is bright red, there is no need to envy it...... This is the custom of their cardinals......
This old man's name is Lorenzo, and he is the steward (senior priest) of the church, and he has a lot of power, and he plays the role of building a bridge between the United States and Taipei...... If he doesn't agree, Taipei will struggle to buy a can of Coke from the United States.
The air conditioner had been on for a long time, the temperature in the room was very cool, and Lorenzo sat on the bed as usual, with his back to the head of the bed and a pillow behind him, and he tirelessly read the history of ancient Europe...... All kinds of chaotic, miscellaneous, and love stories are full of them...... Every time Lorenzo watched the rise, he would invite nuns to his bed to study history with him......
As Lorenzo continued to turn the page, he suddenly noticed that his fingers were stained with blood...... "WTF?! He lifted the red quilt, and blood oozed from his chest......
Lorenzo's consciousness gradually rose into the sky, he was a believer, although not very religious, but in his heart he believed in the gods and ghosts, he saw a bald Mediterranean thin man like himself, the man was very humble, he said: "I am Jesus." ”
Lorenzo exclaimed, "Good guys! ”
Jesus told Lorenzo how to come to him, and the solution was very simple, you would automatically disembowel, and then you would take out your intestines, clean them, and put them back without having to resist...... Accept it silently and you can go to heaven......
Lorenzo asked what was good about going to heaven, and Jesus smiled silently, surrounded by groups of blonde babies...... They do harmonious and joyful movements...... Lorenzo realized, what a fucking joy to go to heaven!
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Lorenzo did as 'Jesus' commanded,
He happily pulled his intestines out of his stomach,
Find a basin of water to clean, turn the intestines over and wash again, and then wash again...... I didn't stop until I confirmed that there was nothing left in Ollie......
Finally, the intestines were completely stuffed back into his stomach, and in Lorenzo's sight, he saw 'Jesus' come and touch his face, carefully stitching up his wounds with red threads...... He couldn't read the shape of the wound, but he vaguely felt wonderful......
There was no pain at all in the last life......