I pretended to suddenly realize and threw my head up: "Yes, yes, it's bad, my adolescent first love was strangled in the cradle by you, I am now living in a bad environment, I can't get it right, my species is on the verge of extinction, and a peerless good man has not been born!" , there doesn't seem to be this product on the market. ”

reacted to the mother's very unhappy: "Zhimei, you can't stay at home, this kind of goods is there, but you need to be quick-sighted, and the strategy is very important, take it, this is an appointment tonight, use your state of being a top student in the college entrance examination to crush it." ”

I sighed a little: "In comparison, reading is really easy, as long as you are willing to review, you will definitely get high scores, but feelings are not, very hard, no gain." ”

My mother glanced at me: "Have you worked hard, I think those male colleagues are in charge of the delivery, please eat and drink." ”

"Hey, Mom, I don't have to put on makeup and get dressed to spend time and energy?"

My boss took the photo and glanced at it unhappily: "My God, it's too ordinary, as soon as the car door of the subway car opens, the people who rush out are all the same." I haven't come out of the emotional trauma yet, and I really don't have much interest in starting a new relationship.

However, the woman is twenty-six years old, and in the eyes of her mother, she is like a flood beast, and she does not allow time to waste any more, so she has only broken up for a month, and my mother and her old man began to arrange blind date dinners for me non-stop, and I can't wait to publicize it: there is a girl at home, there are sales, tearfully jumping off the building cabbage price, passing by, don't miss it.

I added dissatisfied, coquettish to the extreme: the qualifications are too ordinary, and the children in the future will not be outstanding. Those who marry stupid wives have children who refuse to study. ”

I look like I have no conscience, but all beautiful women have no conscience.

My mother suddenly shouted: "Do you still have a choice?" You're almost thirty too! Last time I introduced Li Wenyang, a doctoral student in our unit, you are good, you directly take people to the ** store to shop, you really don't want others to say that you are a loser. Now everyone else is getting married! ”

I was aggrieved to the point of "Hey, I'm human too." ”

"Just because you are a human being and need to get married and have children normally, I reminded the spirit, today is the third time I met Chen Lie, don't put on a show and make small moves and pretend, and when you really become an old aunt, everyone will spurn you, it's too late to beg, and after the age of thirty, you will set up your own door and go back to your own home."

"Are you so damn around? It's too hard to say. ”

"I've eaten more salt than you've eaten, and I've been the devil."

"Well," I yawned and stretched, "all right, I'll get up and go at once." ”

"Hurry up, put on pure love and light makeup, please be more affinity when the time comes, and give each other a few more appropriate compliments, so that Chen Lie feels that he is a genius. Also, remember to sit on Chen Lie's left, your left side face is more beautiful, and I will blow it again with Chen Lie today, I ...... I'll clean you up. ”