"Hopefully he'll still have some hair on the top of his head"
I was a little embarrassed to see a video today, and I'm going to work hard to type the subtitles of this video:
The older middle-aged lady asked, "Do you know?" What do you (choose) ask for? ”
The girl who was just starting out in the workplace replied: "White collar, colledge grad., white collar, college degree." Loves dogs, like funny movies. Six-foot-one,brown hair,kind eyes.Loves puppies,Loves comedy,1.8 meters tall,brown hair,Charming eyes. Works in finance but is outdoorsy,you know, on the weekend.
I always imagined he'd have a single syllable name like Matt or John,or Dave. In a perfect world,he drives a 4Runner,and the only thing he loves one than me is his golden lab. ”
The older middle-aged lady said: "You know, honestly, by the time you're 34,all the physical requirements just go out the window. Like you secretly pray that he'll be taller than you. Not an asshole would be nice. Someone who enjoys my company,comes from a good family.
You don't think about that when you're younger. I don't know,i need some who wants kids. Likes kids. I don't know, he should want kids. I like children and want children. Healthy enough to play with his kids. Oh,please let him earn more money than I do.
You might not understand that now,but believe me,you will one day. Otherwise that's a recipe for disaster. And hopefully some hair on his head. But i mean even that's not a deal breaker these days. A nice smile. Yes, a nice simle. ”
The girl sighed, "Wow, that was depressing. I should date woman. ”
The old lady replied, "I tried." We're not going to have an easy time. ”
The girl said, "I don't mind being married to my career. ”
- Wow, when the older lady said, "And hopefully some hair on his head" - I hope he still has some hair on the top of his head, I feel like, desolate, desolate.
And what I realized from this is that you have to find your own career before the age of 25, after all, if you can't marry it in the future, you have to marry it, compared to uncertain people, things should be certain, and you must find a thing that you can invest a lot in and like fiercely. If you can't find it, you have to choose one for blind marriage and dumb marriage at the age of 23, just identify it and cultivate it, anyway, after a thing that you don't hate is deeply understood by yourself, the ease of liking and continuing to invest in it will be easier than doing other things yourself, and your effective experience has already been supported by a level.
Today's Xiaolai: There are two things I still want to record.
1
- "Hey, brother. ”
"Hey, Lai, did you notice something you did wrong?" Bring my brother to ask me with the form I made.
——“······ Yes? ”
"Over there." The brother who took me told me directly what went wrong.
- "No, I've deducted that and then removed it." ”
"I know you subtracted that and then removed it, but you also subtracted xx (a reference value)." It's just that there is only one thing that needs to be changed, and the reference value doesn't need to be changed, and I also use it to deduct it.
- "I... emm seems to have subtracted all the days after the month. ”
Then we were all amused for a while at this little mistake of mine.
2
I made a bet with my brother and lost a self-heating hot pot, so I asked him if he wanted to do business with me, and I said that the things in their school shop were more expensive, and if I found a cheaper one on Taobao and mailed it to the school, he would give me a dollar for hard work. For example, if I can buy something for 15 or 6 yuan at their school store, and if I can send it to him, he will give me 10 yuan.
"Huh? What the? Ten dollars of something, as long as I give you a piece? ”
“······” The little fat man pretends to be stupid and beats every day.
Because the process of explaining to him is the knowledge of the purchase of convenience stores (small stores), the purchase price of goods, gross profit, pricing, etc., so I feel a little professional.
2020.3.6