Today I recommend to you a poisoned version of "Xu Xian".

"I'm not that kind of Xu Xian", the author is a coolie, a level 1 author.

Classification Xianxia - Classical Xianxia.

【Introduction】

Just for that glance in the past life, you will be entangled to today.

Yes! Ahh Don't come here!

"Sister, don't talk nonsense with him, drag him to the grove behind!"

Hello everyone, I'm Xu Xian, I've been here for a few days, and I feel okay, but I often die inexplicably.

What the?

Can only die once?

Nothing like that......

The rules of this world do not control black households.

Cultivating immortals?

It's impossible, it's impossible to cultivate immortals in this life, and if you cultivate immortals, it's up to them.

【Golden Five Chapters】

Chapter 1, the confused Xu Xian. Xu Xian, the protagonist crosses into a parallel world, and comes to the West Lake to think about life, especially when he thinks of the stories that may happen in the future, he has a firm idea in his heart that he must not know those two snake demons.

Chapter 2, Counterfeit Drug Shop. Xu Xian's brother-in-law had a shop, and Xu Xian had worked as an incompetent apprentice in the pharmacy, so they planned to open a yang aphrodisiac shop that only sold lotus root powder.

Chapter 3, digging lotus roots. Xu Xian went to the West Lake to dig lotus roots, attracting everyone to watch, but accidentally dug out an arm, and when he threw it, he hit the young lady of the foreign family, which directly scared the beauty.

Chapter 4, High Monks. Xu Xian went to apologize at the staff's house, and was ridiculed by the maid for a while, and after not thinking about it, the maid was stunned by Xu Xian. After that, Xu Xian wanted to go to Lingyin Temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and by the way, he met a monk.

Chapter 5, She. The monk was a liar, and after a flicker, he was deceived by Xu Xian. When I went out, I happened to meet the white lady and Xiaoqing who had been peeping for a long time. The thousand-year-old demon was blinded by Xu Xian's perfect acting skills, and the green snake began to shoot.

Chapter 6, Acting. In order not to intersect with the two snakes, Xu Xian embarked on the road of no return, and pretended not to see them. Even if Xiaoqing's silver needle was pierced in his buttocks, he went to a noodle restaurant to eat noodles, and Xiaoqing added a lot of salt. He also relied on his acting skills to survive to the end, and finally dispelled the idea of the second snake.

Chapter 7, New Business. While thinking about the new business of health care products, Xu Xian came to the house of the employee and comforted the other party after some persuasion. He also came up with a new business, a psychological clinic.

Chapter 8, A Large Bowl. Mistaking Xiaolan for Xiaohong, Xu Xian still doesn't care. But when I was eating wontons, a group of gentlemen came. Xu Xian used a large bowl specially designed to entertain beggars to solve the problem of those who found fault.

Chapter 9, be kind. Xu Xian used a big bowl to retreat from the group, and he had to chase after him to ask for food money and even high errand fees. He asked for money with all his mouth.

Chapter 10, The Angry Aunt. Xu Xian received a huge amount of money, and immediately announced that the whole audience was free of charge, and he Xu Gongzi would treat him. But Xiaolan's mother came back, and Xu Xian actually called her aunt. People who often read the ancient sayings should understand that aunt is the meaning of concubine. This is the equivalent of swearing.

[Brief comment]

The title of the book is very imaginative.

What kind of Xu Xian is the protagonist, Xu Xian who doesn't want to marry the White Lady?

The introduction is also very imaginative.

Was the protagonist really pulled by Xiaoqing to the grove to worship his family? And then give birth to a bunch of naga?

The chapter table of contents is more imaginative.

Friends with a heart have already pointed it out.

The app version presents a simple S-shaped fluctuation, and the powerful web version is actually a hyperbola.

The content is also very imaginative.

The protagonist is obviously a young man who wants to talk about young people's love with the little lady and the wonton Xi Shi Xiaolan, but he is afraid of having a story with the white lady.

Because according to the development of the plot of the TV series in reality, the protagonist Xu Xian's fate is miserable.

The latest plot is a little bit unknowing.

The protagonist went down to the underworld and got into a fight with the king of Jizo, thousands of miles away the dragon clan was ready to move again, and Laojun and Nuwa were also secretly competing.

The plot of the whole story presents an embarrassing situation that will not collapse and can collapse at any time.

You must know that this book is only 650,000 words, is the author going to end Xu Xian's life so simply and rudely?

【Summary】

The early stage of this book is wonderful everywhere, but it's a pity that the author is a little impatient!

Maybe another palace steward is about to be born, what a pity!

I can only sincerely wish the author to hold on! Hold on!

【Cang's Whispering】

When I tried to read this book, it was not on the shelves yet, but I had a hunch that it might collapse.

As a result, the first order came out as 310.

The starting point of this book is now 410,000, and the book city collection is 110,000.

There are still a lot of collections, but unfortunately there are fewer people who subscribe.

Because this chapter of chapter 266 says, I am the first floor.

My personal feeling is that this book is very wonderful before it is put on the shelves, to be precise, before Xu Xian cultivates immortals.

From chapter 36 onwards, he embarked on the path of immortality.

If he doesn't cultivate immortals, he will continue to do it in Hangzhou, even if it is to write a little more about daily life and love, fighting wits and courage, and so on.

There will also be quite a few readers.

However, he cultivated immortals.

Not only did he cultivate immortals, but he also cultivated into great immortals and became the king of Qiantang.

The speed is comparable to that of a rocket.

The white snake, which has been waiting for a thousand years, has become the little white in his mouth.

Both the underworld and the heavenly court can't help him.

You know, this is only 650,000, and it is already invincible in the world.

The style of the book, which I like very much. Xu Xian's character is also very distinctive.

Crossing the party, ignoring the rules, and breaking fate.

He is also very good at reasoning, which is amazing.

It's a pity that there is no regret medicine to take in this book.

A lot of urban, suspenseful, and lightly classified, in the end, they have to cultivate immortals.

This is the final destination of many works;

It is also a shortcut to the continuation of the life of the work.

As long as you cultivate immortals, you can justifiably change maps, fight monsters, level up, and continue in an infinite loop.

There is no longer a need to think about the character and fate of the protagonist, and there is no longer a need to estimate what classification the work originally belonged to.

Even, even my short story, if I can write 2 million words,

If you don't do it, you will also turn into an immortal cultivator.

How to turn?

Write a book review and write it as a fairy~

Then, travel to the computer screen, go to the world of the original book, explore the mysteries of those worlds, and get various opportunities.

Keep coming back to write book reviews. Or I don't write a book review anymore, and go straight to the avenue.

After writing 10 million words, or longer, at the end of the day, I suddenly found that

It turns out that I have always lived in an extremely mysterious world.

I'm not a handsome young genius who has no power to tie the chicken,

It is a Kuangshi Immortal Venerable who has the world in mind and is always ready to save the suffering.

Just because he was hit by the peach blossom tribulation of the three lives and three worlds during the tribulation, he was forced to go down to earth to experience the life of a mortal.

It's a pity that the ordinary mortal world can't suppress my compulsion, and the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties keep coming.

I'll take it all in one punch!

I had nowhere to release my blood, so I had to hide at home to write book reviews and iron!

Because, to get a demon with one punch, you need to have perfectly proportioned muscle lines.

Iron is actually useless.

Hey~

Abruptly ended.

Open-ended ending!

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