20200330 No jokes on Mondays

Continue to eat cakes, black rice cakes in the morning. At lunch, I found that Zhongji can be eaten in.

In the afternoon, I went to the fortress in the group to give Jiujun Aiqiong food money, and these two people were embarrassed

As soon as I opened my mouth, I said: Sister Aiqiong, Brother Jiujun @ Second Miss @ Chen Jiujun We will not be here next week, and we will not come to the house for a meeting in the future. Unless, the food expenses are spread out to us, unless, don't mention it. You don't share it anyway. When you're bankrupt, there's nowhere to meet. It's better to disperse early. You two will see what to do. Do you want to share it? The food is so good, the weight has come up today, if you don't believe it, I'll send a picture to see it. 5 stars. If you don't answer, you will acquiesce. Trouble the computer to press it and tell me. I'll pass it on.

Jiujun said that the first time he had to entertain better, and the next time he would only have egg fried rice

I said, no, eggs are very expensive, except for plain water, everything else is counted. Forget about the air conditioning fee. However, it's really good to make it simple, and it's good to cook some noodles. If you don't agree, raise your hand @ Xu Duling@Lily @李程程, you can also bring a dish per person, our family is also like this, it's called Love Banquet, everyone shares it. The lunch box doesn't work, I don't feel it. Bring a dish, put it together on a table, and the rice will be cooked by Ai Joan. We are responsible for the dishes.

Jiujun said that it was the first time to get together, so don't worry, let's get together a few times first

I said, then next time the three of us won't be here, go to Ninghai. Your plan to delay the army. Get together four times, a month, and the situation is better. Let's keep it simple, the Chinese have good mathematics. I can't do oral arithmetic.,There's a calculator.,I'm looking for your sister.。。

It's a little strange to think about it.,I resent it and said:Wrong, wrong, wrong.,I'm starting from scratch (I'm not a debt collector.,It's to express love) I'm very idle today.。。

Thank you for your hospitality on Sunday, and we all resumed the meeting and felt very good to see our brothers and sisters who had not seen each other for a long time. Qingxin and Aiqiong worked hard to prepare a large table of food, and said that the kitchen was small, and they didn't need our help after the meal. We sat and rested on the sofa, eating strawberries and nibbling melon seeds, feeling comfortable and guilty. Why don't we also do our part, participate together, share the housework, or simplify the complexity and share it in a different way? I hope to understand the restless mood of rubbing and eating people, and I originally wanted to meet everyone in the name of "rubbing and eating", but if it really became like that, I was embarrassed and didn't dare to come. In order to be able to gather with our brothers and sisters with peace of mind, I hope that you will not be ashamed of calculations, and let us also contribute a little.

It took a long time for Ai Joan to know that it was the Sunday that had just passed, and thought it was a hot pot. Said 30 yuan.

The little prince said, "I'm back."

I sent him a screenshot of Aiqiong's meal money, and I was going to make a journey, and I said. I made a mistake. You jump out of nowhere

He said, "Blame me."

I said, no. Now when I go home, my phone has no network just now, and I only recharge it when I go back to the office

He said, okay, what to eat at night

I said, eat the leftover cake

He said, don't cook again?

I said, yes, what are you doing?

He said, "Guess what."

I said, it's so windy outside

There was also light rain, he said

I said, you might be selling

He said, what to sell

I said, either sell cute, or sell kidneys (the beginning of the joke,,It's not good, it's not good)

He said, "You sold your kidneys."

I said, I'm definitely not going to sell it

The little prince called and sang a song, "Ugly, long-lived, ugly, long-lived".

I didn't speak (Cheng Cheng said that if I said this, people would be embarrassed.) Indeed... ）

And he said, "Shall I ask thee?"

I said, isn't it me? You ask wood, you ask me what I do? You're so sweet in mouth right now, and you hate it to death.

He said that he hated dying again, and he had died hundreds of times. Just kidding, you've been getting angry lately

I said, when you just get off work, I'll tell you this as soon as you open your mouth, you see if you have a big temper.

He didn't speak

I said, you can't say this, the more you say it, the uglier it becomes.

He still didn't speak, looking at his phone

I put him in my pocket and walked by myself, and he looked at his phone (brushing the questions).

He asked me where I was and I didn't answer, he asked again, and I said on the way.

I finally got home and started making something to eat.

I don't know what you're talking about, it's okay, I walked home slowly, steamed the cake and ate it, I want to put the temper down to being hungry, not his fault

I said, probably hungry. I like to eat when I'm hungry. After eating, I made steamed buns

He said, "I'm telling you, the yeast washes it with water and then pours it into the dough."

I said, that's what I did because it was too cold. I just measured the face, and started to talk, and the phone was out of battery. I'll meet first, get it done, and call the little prince. He had played three minutes earlier. I'm in a better mood too.

I showed him that I had wrapped the dough in a blanket, and he said I was messing around. To be honest, I didn't like the word either, but I didn't say it.

I said that yeast has to give birth to many babies, so it needs to be warm.

I went and poured honey water to drink. said, the zipper bit me twice, so powerful.

A little tired, I closed my eyes and decided to read

He said, "What are you doing with your eyes closed?"

I say, concentrate on the beginning.

He said that there is light rain on a cloudy day, and if it doesn't rain on a cloudy day, he has to work overtime.

I said, okay

He reads books, and I read books.

He looked at it, and when he saw that I was still reading with my head down, he said,

I said, I deleted the swallow

So decisively, he said

I said, this kind of person just said to me, oh, thank you, and then ran to you, why should I contact you in the future? It's close to you, but it's not close to me. I just ignored him.

He said, ignore it and ignore it (okay, stand in the queue)

I said, it's too similar to a salesperson, a virtue.

He said, read the book so seriously, let me read a brain door.

I looked at him, pouting

He said, what's wrong, unhappy, and pouting.

I said, don't say anything nasty

He said, okay, okay, you read the book well, you can't stand it like this

I said, you are less considerate, your mood is broken, and you tell me to read well

He said, how did I find out that you are getting more and more angry now

I said, that's because you're talking more and more ugly. I didn't say it before

He said, "Okay, okay, my wrong way." I don't bother you to read, I'm hanging

I'm up to him.

checked Baidu, why did you say that the girl was ugly, and sent it to him. I'm going to rest

He called, and I was brushing my teeth. A mouthful choked down the throat

He said, haha, you're still 100 degrees away

I cough cough cough,

He said, what's wrong

I said, hey~~ swallowed the toothpaste.

He said, it's fine

I drank hot water and it was too hot. Cold water, too cold. Choking on his throat.

He said, it's okay, I've swallowed it too

I said, "Do you have as much as I do?"

He said, I found that you are talking really now, and I said that I swallowed, and you said that you are not as much

I said, okay, okay, I'm ugly anyway

He said, "Have you seen what that says?"

I said, anyway, you call me ugly

He said, I don't care about you, I don't care about you, you take three screenshots of you and give me three photos, you go and see for yourself what it means, and then you tell me again, OK/

I said, you call me ugly, you still have a point. There are no sweet words, it's this stage, what people say is really right,

He said, "You're enough."

I said, I'm being vexatious, and that's enough. I said roll and turtle son, you can't, you say this, I may be very happy

He said, you go first to see what you Baidu is, I won't be as boring as you, go to Baidu and ask, don't look at anything, and then send me a screenshot

I said, "Roll and turtle son, you should also go and see."

He said, you can go and see for yourself, and then you come back and tell me, if you still think that I am wrong after reading it, what I said is wrong.

I said, okay, you're right, I'm ugly, right?

He said, how do you like to think and think, I don't argue with you about anything, it's boring, it's really boring, the more noisy it is, the more uncomfortable it is, the more noisy it is

I said, who quarreled with you.

He said, think about it yourself, whether I am picking bones in the egg, or you are unreasonable, you go to see for yourself what it means, and then come back and talk to me, after you read it, do you think you misunderstood me, or am I right

I said, okay, I didn't misunderstand you, I'm ugly.

He said, don't talk about it, you go and have a look first

He hung up.

I said in the group, the little prince said I was ugly, and he said I misunderstood him. He's right. All right. He's right, I'm ugly. I'm leaving. Don't be sad both of you

Qi Feng said, drag it out to fight

Sister said, kick out

And then I was really kicked (I didn't expect that either、。。。 ）

My sister said, "When you're angry, pull him back."

I pulled it back right away

The little prince said, I'll quit, and you'll be happy

My sister said, it's not that we're happy, it's good that the little sun is happy

The little prince himself withdrew.

I said that automatic withdrawal is the bad guy.

He withdrew from the group

I also pull

I said, okay, you, come on, you hand over your phone, and we'll pull a group. Anyway, no one in this group is ugly.

My sister said, @乞力马扎罗的雪 People who say that their girlfriends are ugly often don't have girlfriends. Think for yourself

I said, yes, if you accidentally say that the girl is ugly, the girl will be unhappy. It's good that you're not ugly, I have to say, why are you so easy to get angry

The little prince said, I don't want to make any excuses, it's still the same sentence, you can just be happy

I said, it's time for momentum again. "Whatever, don't do my business, you guys play a lot" stole the xx quote "talk well". Otherwise, what about the girl with a glass heart. You call me ugly, I say, yes, someone wants to be so ugly??

The little prince withdrew from the group

I pulled it back and said, why don't you quit the group? It really is. Okay, I'm really gone

My sister said, Wang Jun, how are you! It's no fun to retreat

I said, "Hey."

The little prince said, @Emma You still know it's boring

I said, "Hey." He is not the only one who is sad, and this is the truth I realized.

The little prince said, "I don't think you're happy to do this."

I said, "A good word is like a golden apple falling into a golden net."

My sister said, Xiaoyang, you know it, I won't say anything

The little prince continued to scold his sister and said, @Emma Kick me out and kick me out, whatever."

I said, I can't speak, and neither can the little prince. What a couple. Then I will face the wall and think about it, open it as long as I can, and think about it a little bit

The little prince said, @林芳小太阳 ~ The little woman of Israel You are right, I am wrong, okay

I said, no, the little prince is right

The little prince said, I'm a pig, I shouldn't say you're ugly, I'm ugly

I'm a pig, I shouldn't say you're ugly, I'm ugly

I said, no, you're not a pig. If you were a pig, would I be blind and fall in love with a pig? You're not ugly, if you're ugly, am I only worthy to be ugly?

The little prince sent me a screenshot of the beginning and said,This is Lin Fang's own Baidu.,You see for yourself (there is a saying that you like people to say ugly...) Netizens with faults) What's more, I just said the lyrics of a song, and then I didn't insist on saying me, I didn't want to say more, and now I'm coming to the group to complain

I said, this is a pit I dug myself. Anyway, you're sure you don't think that's what you think online, do you? There are a lot of negative ones in it.

The little prince said, you guys are good, you denounce me and kick me out of the group if you don't agree with me, what's wrong with me?

I said, the little prince is right

The little prince said, "If you're happy, then you're going to kick well."

I said, it's because I don't have enough IQ to understand

The little prince said@Emma And you, do you know the cause and effect?

I said, the antecedent is to tease me with the lyrics, I don't keep silent, and you ask twice in a row "look ugly, live a long time" is it? How not to speak, is not you

The little prince said, I'm not angry with Lin Fang at all about this, it's you who I'm angry about, do you know

I said, my sister protects people for you, and you still bite your sister, there is no more intimate than my sister. You bad guy

No one spoke, and after a while, I said, okay, the joke is over. My water is also cold [Social Society] [Social Society] [Social Society] Watch you clean up your stalls, I'm leaving

Still no one spoke, so I went to read.

It's nine o'clock, I said to the little prince, ei, jokes, don't be angry~ You have to prepare for the exam recently. You need a perfect score on the exam. I'll listen to the recording, and I'll probably fall asleep later. You're mad at me, go rest and rest

It's all right, but the little prince didn't respond, and I called him twice before he answered, what are you doing

I said, why are you angry?

He said, "Why can't I be angry?"

I said, "Where are you angry?" It's you who say I'm ugly

He said, what I said is not right, you kicked it anyway, you can do whatever you like, I don't want to say these things again, I don't want to argue here tonight, what should you do.

Hung up.

After 5 seconds, I called.

I said, what are you doing, it's a joke, it's a joke, it's a joke in the group, it's just a joke.

He said, the group has been built for so long, have you ever retreated?

I said, then I pulled you back in the next second, my sister said to ask me to pull me back, what does it have to do with my sister? Next time you don't sound good, it's good to say it once, but if you don't say it, you want to say that I'm easy to get angry,。。

He said, if you think I said something bad, if you want to sue, go and sue, I don't care, okay

I said, how can you understand it as a complaint? What is a complaint? You're an outsider, I'm going to sue, isn't this just a joke in the group?

He said, yes, now I'm an outsider

I said, this is yin I am with my mother, sister, and the people in the group, how can you understand that you are an outsider, then I tell you, I will always be an outsider, I say such a thing, I just want everyone to make a joke, lively, you say this, I am not a person inside and outside, how can I be an insider, I will always be an outsider, okay? I turned my head away

He said, crying again? Okay, I'm not angry

I said, "No, do you read at night?"

He said, didn't you see it at first?

I said, I'm still angry, okay, I'm not good, I'm not daring

He said, my sister has never given me a good look, anything, no matter what the reason, don't ask, you must be wrong. I said, sister take care of you more.

He said, I don't deny that. But you can't not give a good face every day

I said, okay, I don't want to learn from my sister

He said, I won't be unable to sleep later, and my mind is heavy. Eat on time on a cloudy day.

I said, well,

The queen mother said what the group said, I was just joking. Let him make a joke in the group and comfort his mother, but he won't say it.

I sent a rose goodnight and he didn't reply.

Ay.