137 Grumpy Amin Online Military Body Fist
dilapidated Huangshan Village,
Although this is not a sea view room,
At least it's a first-line mountain view room......
Simple brick house black tiles,
There is no human breath in the bungalow,
Some are just ......
Broken wood......
It's just crazy vegetation......
Without the destruction of human habitation,
This place has been completely returned to nature.
Shen Lang and the three of them slowly walked around the yellow eel, no, Huangshan Village!
"It's so quiet......"
"No one lives there......"
"Amin, can you see ghosts?"
Amin shook his head, "No, maybe they don't want to come out for me to see......"
'Bang a few~'
A flash of red wooden door smashed down quickly,
Shen Lang's eyes are quick......
flew up and kicked Amin to the ground......
'Bang~'
The wooden door hit the ground,
Amin survived!
Shen Lang breathed a sigh of relief,
"Whew...... Good thing I'm alert...... Amin, they're all brothers, so there's no need to say thank you. ”
Amin covered his ass,
staggered up,
His expression of pain and discomfort did not seem to be contrived,
"Ruan Bishi, how do I feel that I was hit by this door, maybe it was hurt more lightly......"
Shen Lang showed an unkind smile, "Hehe...... Illusion...... Absolutely delusional......"
Hairy pointed to a dusty rattan chair and said in a trembling voice, "Look at it! ”
It's a look, but it's just a broken rattan chair......
Shen Lang touched his chin, "Ah Ming, you are born with yin and yang eyes, can you see ghosts?" ”
Ah Ming stared for a long time, "There are no ghosts......"
Hair was a little embarrassed, "Didn't you?" I thought there must be a ghost up there......"
A rattan chair popped up out of nowhere,
Shouldn't there be a dragon woman sitting on it?
"No matter! Let's talk about it first! ”
Shen Lang took out willow branches and mineral water,
I wiped my eyelids and my hair,
When I looked at the wicker chair again......
Really......
Not half a ghost!
"Cut ......!"
The three of them walked around Huangshan Village,
I can't even see half a ghost here,
Come to the shrine in the village......
The red wooden door case hangs a tattered portrait of the door god,
The pace of the crowd paused slightly,
Shen Lang settled down,
Pushed open the door!
The sound of 'crunch~crunch~' rushed into my heart,
There's a broken god card in it......
The larger one reads 'The Spiritual Seat of the Beauty of the Chu Clan'
The smaller one reads 'Ghost Spirit'
The god card is stained with a little cobwebs and silk......
"Chu Renmei!"
When Amin looked intently, he suddenly realized...... This house is full of ghosts!
"Ahhh......h
Amin sat down on the ground in fright,
The hair was also trembling with shock.
Shen Lang naturally saw it,
It's just that it's not as big as their reaction.
These ghosts are all pale,
The kind that is whiter than the whitewashed walls,
They were all hunched up,
Standing motionless in the offering hall,
It seems to be bound by an invisible force......
Normally,
In the world of movies,
When a person dies and becomes a ghost, he can go to the underworld to report and grab a bed or something......
But the ghosts here are not unusual,
Ghosts don't look like ghosts......
Why do you say that there are no ghosts,
Because they're stupid and stupid,
You may not even be able to add one to one.
Chu Renmei definitely used a special method to make them unable to transcend forever......
The goblins slowly turned their faces,
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Hum ......"
"Hehehe......"
It's all some aunts and uncles,
There are a few good looks in the aunt,
It's too old, though...... I guess it must have been a few decades ago......
Shen Lang thought about some of the things that were not there,
Amin and Fur were flustered,
"Let's go...... It's scary here......"
"Oh...... Okay, let's go. ”
Shen Lang naturally came here with a goal,
He opened his satchel,
When you take two steps forward,
These ghosts stopped in front of Shen Lang together!
"Ah...... Ruan Bishi, danger! ”
The dumb white-faced ghosts hung their heads,
When they raised their faces again, they showed a terrifying appearance of bleeding from seven holes!
"Wow......!!"
Shen Lang rolled his eyes,
drooping his eyelids and grimacing at them,
"Wow wow......!!"
"Huh?"
Instead, the ghosts took a step back......
Too lazy to do more contact with them,
Shen Lang took out a handful of yellow paper from his satchel,
Ignited with a lighter and threw it aside,
"Give face to face, I put the money there, you can get it yourself!"
"Roar, Roar, Roar, ......Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T
N has not been worshiped for many years,
The hungry ghosts flocked to the pile of yellow paper.
Shen Lang easily stuffed the two god cards into his satchel,
Rather than drop it here and fall into a cobweb......
Why don't you take it home and worship it yourself......
"Let's go! Come on! ”
Ah Ming and Hair Mao stood at the door, scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously,
Shen Lang quickly ran out of the house,
"Oh, it's okay, don't be so cowardly."
As soon as he spoke,
A white-faced man with protruding eyes,
The ghost with a nose with seven holes came out,
"Ah......h
"Ahhh
Hair and Armin were scared enough,
Shen Lang calmly wrapped the talisman around his palm......
I want to give real damage to ghosts,
You need to use the power of the media.
Otherwise, you can only reach out and punch in the air.
The ghosts in Huangshan Village are all the lowest goods,
has long been beautified by the Chu people, and there is not much wisdom left,
It's too much for you all to come out collectively like this, it's too much!
As the saying goes, ghosts don't offend people, people don't commit ghosts, if ghosts offend me, they will smoke you!
'Smack! ’
Shen Lang slapped the ghost in the face with his backhand!
This male ghost didn't expect to be physically attacked,
I was stunned for a moment...... Immediately afterwards, he made a gesture of opening his teeth and dancing claws at Shen Lang and a few others!
"Woohoo!!"
'Smack! ’
'Smack! ’
'Bang Bang! ’
Shen Lang directly gave him six consecutive slaps,
He smiled and asked, "Do you want to eat a few more?" ”
This demon will not speak,
just covered his swollen face and slipped away timidly......
Shen Lang shrugged, "Look, it's very simple, it's okay to be bullied, do we still have to be bullied by garbage ghosts?" ”
"Ruan Bishi, roar!"
"Ruan Bishi, give the master a whole one!"
Ah Ming, who was the least daring, directly tied both fists with talismans,
When you meet a ghost who dares to scare yourself, it is a set of military body boxing,
So there was such a scene in Huangshan Village,
A stunned young man chases the air and punches!
"Ahh
Shen Lang: "......" "Hey, people have already died......"
I'm thinking about letting you educate the rude ghosts,
As a result, you attacked indiscriminately......
When a timid person masters the method of counterattack,
He may become particularly poopy......
The hair is not as poopy as Amin's,
He asked Shen Lang if he wanted to come to the yellow paper money,
Burn money for these ghosts at the entrance of the village......
"Don't blame, don't blame, you can take it, sorry, sorry, it's us who bothered you."
Shen Lang: "......" "Teacher hair...... Can you take care of your students first......
Amin was busy gank sixty-six lonely ghosts alone,
Hair was busy giving money to these sixty-six ghosts,
Shen Lang could only helplessly watch the performance of the pair of masters and apprentices......