"Why can't this door be opened!" Yang Jingzhong has put a lot of effort into this dormitory door, whether it is soft (with facial scans, DNA tests or trying to get in touch with the people inside), or hard (punches, kicks, body hits), the door is still the same door, still so clean and bright.

More and more melon-eating people gathered around.

"Why don't you try hammering the lock open?"

"Or take gunpowder or something and see if you can burn the lock of the door."

The enthusiastic audience chattered a lot, but everyone was willing to take the initiative to help, anyway, with a bad idea, wouldn't it be happier to watch Yang Jingzhong make a fool?

"Grandma, I still don't believe I can't cure you!" Yang Jingzhong straightened his clothes, retreated to the railing, and made one last impact.

"Boom!" "Bang!" This time the door was slammed open, but I don't know if it was the man who put a bucket full of water on the door beam, and gave him a free bath on the spot, and the red bucket was still buckled upside down on his head, like the iron bucket zombie in Plants vs. Zombies.

The laughter of the crowd behind him made Yang Jingzhong's blood pressure rise suddenly, which can be seen from the strength of his closing door, and the entire dormitory building was shaking.

"You guy, don't you think you've gone too far by playing such a prank!" Yang Jingzhong slammed the bucket on the ground, but was startled by the scene in front of him.

An Indian, or proto-Indian, was blinded and painted as if he had just been rescued from the dye vat, only the teeth were normal, and there were a few colorful bird feathers on his head, looking at him with a lewd smile, and by the way, he licked his lips as if he was ready to eat, holding an iron spear in his hand, and the spearhead was pointed directly at Yang Jingzhong's eyebrows.

The light reflected from the sharp spear tip flashed and blinded his eyes slightly for a moment, Yang Jingzhong swallowed, and a drop of cold sweat slid down his cheek. What a broken school this Nima, how can there be such a person who kills Matt in it!

"Ahem, excuse me, brother, are you here to find Columbus?"

"******" The primitive man said a lot, but Yang Jingzhong didn't understand a word.

"You meow to me!" He slammed his bag on the ground, looking ready to fight at any moment.

The primitive man was stunned for a moment, and the two of them stared at each other for three seconds. Finally, three words popped out of the teeth of primitive people: "Cannibals!" ”

“！” Yang Jingzhong was frightened at this time, and his body involuntarily took a step back.

"Isn't that what the hell you can do that speaks Chinese!" (Man, your focus seems to be wrong!) ）

“rua！” The primitive man immediately stopped saying more, and stabbed straight with his spear.

"Damn, what a broken school, even the treasure of cannibal culture is collected!" Yang Jingzhong turned around and ran, and before he went out, Gao Qianhui's figure suddenly appeared at the door. He didn't have time to brake, and he couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart.

"Peng." Yang Jingzhong did not rush out of the door, but suddenly bumped into an invisible air cover in front of Gao Qianhui, and hit a blue nose and swollen face, and blood flowed.

Gao Qianhui's face was serious at this time, but her originally beautiful brows were twisted together like ropes at this time.

"Yang Jingzhong, please don't yell in the dormitory, many of our students have come from other distant galaxies, and the journey alone is quite tiring, if you are complained about because you can't rest because of the noise, I will punish you in accordance with the school rules."

Yang Jingzhong was about to argue, but a boy in a dress took the initiative to block in front of him. Miraculously, after the student and Gao Qianhui muttered a few words in a low voice, Gao Qianhui's brows gradually eased, and he whispered, "Yes, that's really pitiful." ”

"Okay, fortunately, you have a good roommate to speak for you, this time I will read your first offense, and I won't give you a warning, if there is a next time, I will be severely punished!"

"Yes, yes, thank you for your magnanimity." Yang Jingzhong didn't know what they said, anyway, just bow to the big guy.

After Gao Qianhui left, Yang Jingzhong hurriedly turned back to find the wild man, but he didn't know why, the wild man seemed to have disappeared out of thin air, and he couldn't find it.

"Hello, first time we met, my name is Xing Bingyan, your roommate for the next few days, of course, if you can pass the exam, then we will be roommates for the next four years." The man in the dress straightened his clothes and held out his hand politely.

"Yang Jingzhong." Yang Jingzhong shook his hand casually, but his eyes were still looking around.

"I see you're very unrelenting, what are you looking for?" Xing Bingyan followed him curiously.

"Wait a minute, what is this? That's right, I said it couldn't be my hallucination. Yang Jingzhong pulled out a spear from under the bed, this is the one that the savage took just now. In other words, Xing Bingyan, right? Did you just see a primitive man with this spear? ”

"No, no."

"What are you doing, it's hard to do it... Yang Jingzhong stroked the spear, and suddenly saw a few remaining small bird feathers swaying in Xing Bingyan's hair, "Sure enough, it's you!" Grandma a spoon, look at the thorns! ”

"Sex! Sickness! Yan yes, you really have a good name, it's just like your name! ”

Xing Bingyan smiled and dodged the menacing spear: "Yes, I found it so quickly, it seems that I will have to change the method next time." However, making fun of someone's name is not the right thing to do. ”

Yang Jingzhong stabbed more than ten times in a row, all of which were flashed by him one by one, but Xing Bingyan didn't have anything, but he Yang Jingzhong was tired and half dead.

"Forget it, I'll be tired after a break from the truce." He dropped his spear and leaned back on the bed, panting.

"Anyway, I think you're a little familiar." Xing Bingyan stared at his face left and right, "Yang Jingzhong, Yang Jingzhong, why is it so familiar?" ”

"Maybe your memory is out of order." Yang Jingzhong said angrily.

"That's right! I remember, you were the last shuttle on the news two days ago! Xing Bingyan slapped his head and jumped up as if he had realized it.

"Get it right, there's a prize!" Yang Jingzhong suddenly remembered something, picked up his schoolbag and rummaged through it, "I'm a person, I have a habit of giving a small gift to a new friend every time I meet him." Wait a minute, I'll find out. ”

"Really, hey, you're too polite, give me Kangkang." Xing Bingyan couldn't wait to put his head over to look.

"This gift is..." Fists burst out of their bags with lightning bolts and slammed into someone's face.