Chapter 391: Fooling into Grocery Shopping
20200720 Grocery shopping on Mondays
In the morning, I ate steamed buns and milk. I went out to Aunt Ling and bought a dozen cowpeas.
I had nothing to do at work, so I prepared 2 glasses of water to drink. I don't even go to the bathroom.
Updating the article, I didn't have much rest at noon. The lotus root for lunch was delicious.
After work, I took the preschool education books I bought from salted fish, brought a glass bowl, a glass cup and a porcelain cup that broke the lid in the morning, and went home, heated the steamed buns, and made garlic cowpeas.
At 7:07, the little prince called. I was flipping through the books and asking him if he wanted to read at night.
He said, "Well, why don't you read a book?"
I said, "Don't you look at it."
And he said, I will rest
I said, then I won't look at it, and I'll rest. Last night the air conditioner was turned on, turned off and on, and the air conditioner was turned on and off all night.
He said, you stupid, you just keep it on
I said, after leaving it on for a while, it was cold again, and I wanted to turn it off. After turning it off for a while, it was hot again, so I turned it on, it was too much of a toss.
He said, "Tell you to take a quilt and not take it."
I said, yes, but I don't like being confined under the quilt, I like to wear it, I can move my legs around.
He said, go and see, I've been busy for more than two weeks
I went to the group and clicked on the mp3 he posted, and recorded 4 songs. The east wind is mighty, the military song, the people's navy and the charge. The Charger is the solo of the Little Prince.
I said, this is one time, and it is still together
He said that once formed, to the recording studio to input their own, put together.
I said, the People's Navy is good, it is better than the east wind. Dongfeng mighty sounds different from Kugou.
He said that people have a lot of musical instruments. There are several drums alone.
I said, yes, too.
He said: The People's Navy has been training for more than a year, and this is only one week, which is a big difference.
I said, let's use the Charge as a wake-up bell and set it as an alarm bell.
He laughed and said, I went for a walk, I was supposed to be on the side this afternoon, I went to record a video in the afternoon, thinking that I would come back after recording the video for a physical test, but they had already taken the test. At that time, the squad leader said that he could take the other three exams first, and take time out on the other cloudy day, and the leader heard it and said that he must take all the exams within four hours, otherwise it will be invalid. I had pulled a horizontal bar at the time, and I wanted to run 3000. I couldn't catch up, so I didn't continue.
I said, it's a shame. The horizontal bars are all passed, and it is a waste of effort.
He said, I went on a cloudy day because there were still more than 20 people in the unit who were not there, and it was cloudy.
I said, is the horizontal bar easy?
He said that it was just a jump together, and he couldn't go up when he came down, and now he can pull eleven. I don't pull it when I see the passing grade
I said, you can't do this on a cloudy day, you have to be excellent on a cloudy day
He said, you stupid girl, you have to maintain your physical strength in the exam, four hours, you are cool, what should you do if you have no physical strength in the last three items
I said, "It's so hard, you have to eat to your heart's content."
He said that he came back at 6:50 a.m., and he couldn't eat at all, so now he goes to the playground for a stroll and jogs a little.
I said, it's going to be cloudy.
He said, I finished the exam on a cloudy day, and I have to take the exam again in November, and I am annoyed to death
I said, don't bother, don't bother, come on
He said that he didn't know what the leaders thought, I was the last batch in December, and then it was September. September's now in the physical test, not to us. Just pull us along
I said, I think that's good, otherwise they would have assessed it first, and they would have recorded it first.
He said, "It's not our unit, we have to come over from Shanghai." It doesn't count this time, but it doesn't count either
I said, it's just to accompany the exam.
He said, "That's a good thing you said."
I said, let's take a quiz, it's fine. I'm going to take the exam in November, kindergarten teacher
He said, I don't understand, you are an English major, isn't it good to find a better foreign trade company, what do you have to do as a kindergarten teacher, what does it mean,.
I said, what can I do, English.
He said, you choose a foreign trade company, it's easier, the treatment is good, how much money can preschool teachers have.
I said, short-sighted, I don't expect you to raise it, I tell me every day what this is for
He said, it's not that you can't raise it, there's no need for that, you're over 29 years old, and you're not a graduate child. You don't like it. Then you take the test, there are multiple paths
Foreign trade, I say, is too unstable
He said, then you choose the right major
I said, "You say."
He said, there are so many English majors, translators
I said, don't be too funny, translation is the most unpromising, you won't watch too many TV dramas, translators are generally bilingual as native speakers, more handy, exam-oriented education to do this, the first is difficult, the second has no future. They were captured, and then switched, which is unique. So you must train your children to watch American dramas from an early age.
He said, "Okay, okay, you can plan for yourself, what are you going to eat at night?"
I said, I said it, you're not serious
He said, cowpeas, I asked the staple
I said, did it yesterday
He said, steamed buns
I said, cowpeas with steamed buns, it's not bad, take a look in the group, garlic cowpeas
He said, "Why is there no water?"
I said, the water is absorbed in,
He said, "Poor soy sauce."
I said, "The last thing I remembered was that you said that salt is good for flavor, so I added a little salt." It's delicious. You're at the playground, and there's a house next to it
He said that the family building family
I said, it's usually people from other provinces.
He said, yes
I said, "It's best if I can teach in a bilingual kindergarten, it's a perfect match."
They were playing basketball, he said.
I said, why should I take the high school teacher exam, because then I can teach high school, junior high school, and elementary school. Now that I have a kindergarten, I can teach anyone I want to teach and train my children from kindergarten to high school
He said, you have high school
I said, yes (I've said it many times) The book says that the first six months of life are the fastest period of growth and development.
It's even hotter on a cloudy day, he said. The temperature this afternoon is not high, there is no sun in the sky, and there is a little wind, which is more comfortable
I said, well, then you're having a hard day. After saying that, I began to pray silently
And he said, What are you doing?
I said, beg for a good day.
He said, half an hour before the cloudy run, I drank Dongpeng special drink.
I said, no, okay?
He said that he is not a doping, but has the same effect, improving your explosiveness.
I said, don't eat it, it feels weird, it doesn't seem to be good for your health.
He said that when you work out in the gym, it will increase your stamina. For example, if you don't have the strength for 10 minutes, drink some of this, about 15 minutes
I said, about the same as glucose. When we had a sports meeting, we also bought glucose for everyone to drink
He said, if it doesn't work, I'll add Red Bull before running on a cloudy day and mix it up
I said, just don't have an accident, it's weird
He said, I drank it before. After drinking, my mind is clear, my recognition is higher than before, and I don't feel tired at all. However, if you are energetic, you can't sleep and can't excrete it, which will affect your sleep, and you can't drink too much, you can only drink a little at a time.
I said, "You can't drink it normally."
He said, what do you usually drink?
I said, do girls drink it? Drink this weird.
He said, I don't know. Yes, yes, they are simpler than us. In this year's 3000 meters, under 25 years old is 13 and a half minutes, 25 to 28, 13 minutes and 47 seconds.
I said, old and old.
He said that they are all counted as years old, otherwise I can slow down.
I say, the lunar year will be easy.
He said that nine horizontal bars are enough
I said, two are missing
He said, one. I'm 3000 30 seconds away
I said, you have a cloudy day, and I have run 3000 meters. Senior year run.
We are already very happy, he said. The old road armed police and firefighters all run five kilometers and ten kilometers.
I said, what is the old way
He said, the Army. There are also old artillery, second artillery,
I said, "It's not soaked now, it's old."
He said, yes, what do you think?
I said, I think warships and aircraft carriers are more powerful. Are there any grenades left?
He said, "Yes." I've used it. 50 meters.
I said, how many people will be killed by the explosion, and it will blow up when it hits the ground? What is the principle of this
He said that it was not the landing, it was the fuse
I said, oh, firecracker ignition. Pull this one, there is it in the TV series.
There is still time, he said
I said, no wonder someone threw it over and back again. You're back. He said
He said, yes. When I started to watch something, I practiced the song "You are the only poem in my heart"
Then I was going to take a bath, and I talked about wormwood steamed buns, which are a bit bitter, and the teeth will still be inflamed after the wisdom teeth are extracted
He said, "When did you pull your tooth?"
I said, April '17.
I started to take a shower, and when I was done, I asked him if he wanted to learn English, but he didn't say anything.
I washed and dried my clothes, spread the cloth and the floor, so that the water would not drip everywhere. Open the windows all the way to cool off.
He said, 29 in the evening
I said, there's rain? 、
He said, 29.
I said, then I'll close the window later
He said, I said 29. You don't mean it's raining
I said, oh, the headphones are not good.
He said there was a chat in the group.
Pulled me into the group.
The queen mother told me not to listen to that grandmother's fools, her food is not delicious.
I said, I thought so. Feel cheap
The queen mother said that it was neither cheap nor good. Planted on the side of the road. Not like the freshness of the greenhouse. It's better to go to the vegetable market and buy it.
The queen mother gave several examples, how this grandmother fooled people, such as corn and cucumbers are actually not delicious, fooling the little girl is delicious. We laughed, and the little prince laughed at me for being easily deceived.
The queen mother said or, what kind of dish, from my eyes, I know what is good
The little prince said that I would not shop around and not suffer losses
I talked about her winter melon, which is very cheap for 4 yuan a piece. The queen mother and sister explained that because one can't be sold, it will actually be bad if it is cut. 4 yuan can only eat a small piece for one person.
The queen mother said that the grandmother fooled others and put the winter melon plastic wrap for a week, which is not bad or anything. I've just gained a lot of knowledge. The little prince asked me to delete the family, but I want to keep it. The queen mother said, don't buy it. Speaking of corn in the market, it is also cheap, and it is 1 times more expensive.
When I said that it was because she sold peaches, she was more enthusiastic and helped me find change. My sister went to take a bath, and the queen mother said that my steamed buns were good, and I showed her wormwood powder, which was very hard inside, and it looked good or not. The little prince suggested that I first soak the wormwood powder in water.
The queen mother asked where the wormwood powder came from.
I said that I wanted to eat wormwood steamed buns and glutinous rice dumplings last time, so I drew gourds and made glutinous rice grains one by one, and I never wanted to eat them a second time. They both laughed at me for poisoning myself.
The little prince is going to go to the roll call, and I want to sue the little prince for not studying.
The little prince left, and I told my mother that she was going to be assessed on a cloudy day, that Ningbo had been hot for the past two days, and that yesterday's air conditioning was really cool. The queen mother recommended that I buy an air conditioner with a grille. I said that it was better to have a natural wind, or that I could go to the living room and make a small tent to sleep. Speaking of the little prince's exam level 3, he hasn't played games recently. The queen mother has been planting seedlings recently, and it always rains in Yangzhou. I remembered that the lid of the pot was broken and a part was lost, and the queen mother said that the porridge last time was because this thing fell and could not be cooked. No wonder..
My brother-in-law came in, and the network was relatively poor, so it turned out that there was no power. When I came back in and looked at the air conditioner cover, I said go buy one. In case it's really hot. The queen mother asked me if I had bought a rice cooker, and I still had to think about it, eat flour first, and cook rice later
The queen mother said that there is no need to stop cooking when it is cold
I said, why? It's too cold, isn't it?
The queen mother said, "The little prince is on vacation."
I said, maybe I can't take a vacation again, hey, now tell me about vacation, I don't believe it. I heard that there was something going on, and all the people on vacation were called back, so don't mention the vacation again in the future, otherwise he feels embarrassed that he feels like he said it and didn't rest. I didn't expect much either, and I don't think I'll be able to take a vacation until November. I think that's a good thing, if I don't let you go, I won't let you go, right?
The queen mother is right when she thinks about it. It's better to be tight.
I said, I said it a long time ago, it must not be a big problem, and this is the situation this year. He named him, where did people go, afraid that the two of us would speak ill of him here. Why don't we wait for the two of us to play a play and sing a double reed.
The queen mother said, what kind of play to sing
I said, the queen mother said he was too much, and I also said that he was too much, and he thought I said something big. Forget it, let's change one, you said that the little pills are really good, and I said yes. He thinks he hasn't played games lately, which is very good.
The queen mother said, I should say, the little prince has passed the third level this year, which is great
I said, not yet. If you want to say, you will definitely pass. Last time I said you don't want to play games, I'll talk about it after level three. He said I'll get by.
The queen mother said, then I will say, "Little Sun said that you will definitely pass the third level this year"
I said, yes. Hahaha.
The brother-in-law called in again and asked what the queen mother had eaten, saying that he had eaten very well recently, lying down and touching his belly, and the queen mother laughed at him for being lazy. My brother-in-law taught me how to make cowpeas.
The little prince finally came back, and the queen mother began to perform, and the little prince said as soon as he heard it, is this Lin Fang talking back, or are you talking back.
The queen mother said, "This is what I have heard."
The little prince said that she could not have said that.
The queen mother said, how can I know the third and fourth levels. I've already passed level 4 for you.
The little prince said, don't be sarcastic about me.
I said, then do you want to follow me to learn, you can't drag it out day by day, cloud after cloud, follow me, I learn my books, you learn your books, you can't fall behind a day, you know.
And the queen mother said, You have all washed, but I have not.
My sister asked, when is the exam?
The little prince said, September 20
My sister said, you don't hurry up
The little prince said, how have you been exercising lately?
My sister said, "The person next to me is looking at it."
The little prince said, you two can't fall behind in exercise
I said, "Little Maruko, you can exercise and cheer up by yourself." On a cloudy day, you have to test 3000 meters, come on.
The little prince said, have you been demolishing my platform like this?
I said, I'm encouraging, little prince, come on, love and love
Everyone came to compare love and cheer. He was embarrassed.
I said, come on, come on Red Bull
The queen mother said, "It's not good to drink that."
I said, yes, I said the same thing, I can't put it into words
My sister said, this is a drink. But I think it's better to drink Red Bull than black coffee
I said, I don't think you should drink it, plain water is the best, Xiao Maruko, can you not drink Red Bull, you can also cross 3000 meters. Why don't you try it, this one is not good for your health.
My sister said that it is not good to drink this and then exercise
I said, it turns out that I can't finish the exercise. You dare to say that you want to drink that thing 30 minutes before you run, okay you. You still drink plain water, you can pass it after you can, and you can pull it down if you can't.
He said, if I tell you a word, you never listen, and when my sister and mother say a word, you have to listen to it like something
I said, because you are talking to my aunt in English, deceiving me as a little girl, fooling me, I listened, so it is.
He said, "What are you going to do if you want to eat?" and never listened to me.
I said, change the subject. Tell you not to drink Red Bull and come and talk to me
The queen mother and sister also said, "We are talking about you."
I said, that is, the three of us are very concentric, you don't drink Red Bull on cloudy days, drink boiled water, you can pass after you can, you can't pass, drink this, that's also Red Bull's credit is not yours.
He said, "Okay, okay."
I said, "Little balls add water to water."
He said, how to run with water.
The queen mother said, don't be with that, it's not good for the body.
I said, ahhhh Pretending to be Huang Ama singing with a white face, the little prince should not be too sad, don't drink that Dongdong, you know
He said, OK.
I said, he is a man who believes in his word, and he has many advantages, and this advantage is particularly obvious, and he is true to his word. It's half past nine.
The elder sister went to sleep, and the queen mother went to take a bath.
I said, you can't scold me in a minute. Ha ha
Private chat.
I said, I was wrong, I was wrong (laughs)
He said, "What's wrong with you?"
I say, it's wrong everywhere, there's no place that's right, it's wrong from the beginning.
He said, where are you wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
He went to make the sheets, and so did I. He said, "It's half past nine that you're going to sleep."
I said, "You're urging me to go to sleep."
He said, "No."
I said that before going to bed, he didn't talk to me a few words, so he urged me to go to sleep.
He said, what didn't I talk to you about
I said, it's boring, I'm not happy, you have to talk to me for a while, and then I'll go to bed.
He said, "Tell a story before you go to bed." If you have a child in the future, you will have to listen to the story before you go to bed
I said, yes,
And he said, "Thou, little one." I'm going to recharge my batteries
I said, yes, it's cloudy, don't stay up late, don't look at your phone anymore, you go to sleep, Maruko. Good night.
He said, the leader is coming, good night.
Rose kiss