39Vow to slay demons
In the evening,
The lights are lit up in the village,
Surrounded by nature,
The soft and melodious sound of insects flowed quietly.
"Hmm~~Hmm~~Ha......!"
Qiusheng tossed and turned on the rattan chair for a while,
I opened my eyes in a daze,
"Huh? What's wrong...... It's already dark, huh? Master, how long have I been asleep? β
Uncle Nine said calmly, "You, you've been sleeping for a day." β
Shen Lang smiled, "Sleeping from six o'clock in the morning to six o'clock in the evening, did you exercise with many people last night?" β
Qiusheng's eyes rolled,
sat up in a panic,
Shen Lang and Uncle Nine shouted in their hearts that Qiusheng's acting skills were good!
Qiusheng was anxious, "Ah, it's terrible, I haven't gone back to the shop all day, my aunt will definitely scold me to death!" β
Uncle Nine stiffened his face, "Do you remember your aunt?" β
Qiusheng smiled awkwardly, "Master, is there anything else you want me to do?" β
Uncle Nine stared at his face for two seconds,
Then he turned around,
"If you don't trouble me, I'll already be snickering."
Qiusheng probably feels a little suspicious to go away like this,
Leaned next to Shen Lang and smiled,
"Haha, Wencai, drink porridge!"
Shen Lang blinked, "Brother Sheng, you haven't eaten for a day, do you want to have some red dates and glutinous rice porridge...... Nourish the blood...... One drop of that ten drops of blood......"
"Oh~Listen to your nonsense~" Qiusheng said respectfully, "Master, since I don't have anything to do, then I'll go back first......"
The ninth uncle stood beside the altar,
Playing with the sword of money in his hand,
Slightly bowed,
"Okay, you should go back early, your aunt is worried."
Qiusheng hurriedly turned around and ran out of the door, with a blank face,
Looks like an adult teddy dog!
The blind man understands what this kid wants to do......
Shen Lang shook his head, "I also have a lot of appetite, my brother hasn't eaten for a day, and now he still has the strength to work, he is really a model for my generation." β
"He's got hooked on the ghost! Even if you put the Manchu and Han full seats in front of him, it won't help! β
At this time, Qiusheng only has exercise left in his eyes, and in order to exercise, even if he skips meals every day, he can continue to follow this trend...... In less than three days, he will be able to accompany Dong Dayu to report to the Netherworld......
Uncle Nine quickly changed into the Heavenly Master's robe, "Wencai, act!" β
"Yesββ!"
The two of them dressed up,
Far hanging behind the autumn sheng,
Autumn riding speed is not very fast,
...... with a smile on his face
From time to time, he laughed like a pig......
It can be seen that Qiusheng has completely degenerated into Gentle Township.
Shen Lang and Uncle Nine chased all the way,
Qiusheng didn't know it,
went out of the dense forest near Yizhuang,
On the outskirts of town,
They found out where Akiyo parked,
A very imposing mansion......
Big red lanterns, two stone lions,
The red courtyard gate is hung with the word 'Fu',
Although he is not an official eunuch,
But it's also a rich family,
Obviously, Dong Dayu is the young lady of the 'rich family'......
Qiusheng walked into this house,
Uncle Nine pulls out his waist,
climbed up the courtyard wall in three or two,
Shen Lang retreated some distance,
After running quickly, I grabbed the courtyard wall with my strength,
Then he rolled over and sat on it!
I just saw Qiusheng walking quickly into a big family,
There is also a number in front of the door, and the house is called 'Silver Water Pavilion'.
"Go down."
"Okay."
Climb down the courtyard wall,
Shen Lang noticed that it was overgrown with weeds,
It doesn't look like it's a permanent habit......
Uncle Jiu's body is excellent,
After a while, I came to the room of the outhouse,
Shen Lang followed closely and didn't fall too far.
The master and apprentice slowly leaned towards the window,
They are all humiliated and cover their eyes,
Dong Dayu is dressed in a light gauze dress,
A body like a leather ball,
It's hard to put in the eyes!
"Oh, Brother Sheng, you're here~"
"Ah, Yuyu, I'm here~"
The two were planning to have a wave of French enthusiasm,
As soon as his face approached, Qiusheng was blown out by a huge force!
The whole person smashed against the wall,
knocked out all the landscape paintings,
The forehead is blue, and the face is purple......
Qiusheng sat on the ground in pain, "Jade, why are you hitting me~"
The corner of Shen Lang's mouth, who was nesting outside, twitched, "Master, shouldn't it be the female ghost who was pushed out?" β
Uncle Nine touched his chin and explained, "The demon slaying charm is to protect Qiusheng from being close to the demon, when the weight of the demon is less than three hundred and sixty catties, the talisman can block the other party, and when the demon is more than or equal to three hundred and sixty catties, the one who is flying out is the holder of the spell." β
The master and apprentice nodded silently, "This fat ghost has at least three hundred and sixty pounds......
Dong Dayu looked puzzled, "Brother Sheng, what's wrong with you?" β
The closer he gets, the farther Qiusheng is knocked away,
The two are like magnets at the same pole, as if they can never meet!
"Ah......h
"It hurts......"
"Help......"
"Jade! Please don't come here! β
Qiusheng flew up and down in the house and bumped into it more than a dozen times,
Shen Lang and Uncle Nine both breathed a sigh of relief, "You deserve it!" β
Seeing his brother's blue nose and swollen face,
The 'witty' Dong Dayu finally stopped his reckless behavior,
"Good! I'm not moving! Brother Sheng, is there something on you? β
"Me?"
Qiusheng hurriedly ripped off his clothes,
Dong Dayu, who had strong abdominal muscles, couldn't open his eyes,
On the chest is a demon slaying spell written with red pen cinnabar blood and a drop of gold dust.
'Li carries his life' is written on the left 'Ji Da', and 'moon and day' is painted on the right
It is a special protective charm, borrowing the heaven and earth, the sun and the moon, borrowing the auspicious stars to shine high, and protect the real body!
Dong Dayu licked his lips, "That's it, wipe it, I like my abs, no, I don't like that painting." β
Qiusheng nodded, "The master who got in my way painted it on time, he was always worried that I would meet a ghost, okay, I'll wipe it!" β
Uncle Nine rolled his eyes, "You can wipe all the charms I draw!" You don't have brains, bastard! β
Shen Lang prompted, "Master, I've seen enough of the play, shouldn't I go in, and they will start exercising later...... We're the ones who are embarrassed. β
"Don't worry, let me see her true face first!"
"Master, don't ...... it"
"Only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one win a hundred battles and take willow leaves!"
"Yesβ"
Take out the willow branches and leaves,
The two of them brushed their eyelids,
Look at the past again......
Naturally, Dong Dayu looked through his whole body,
The other party is a walking bone,
There is some rancid pork hanging on the surface,
100 percent ghost......
Or is it the kind that has rotted and is not human......
Blue and white face, bald skull......
"Hiss......"
"Vomit~~"
Shen Lang and Uncle Jiu's stomachs are like turning over the river and the sea,
This thing is disgusting......
What's even more disgusting is that Qiusheng is actually obsessed with this kind of thing!
"Gross-"
The master and apprentice vomited non-stop,
Uncle Nine propped up the edge of the window and spit out a piece of yellow and white things,
Shen Lang even directly spit out a set of pancakes and fruits for breakfast.
"Oh, my eyes! Hey, Wencai, you're exaggerating, it's the first time I've seen someone spit out a whole pancake fruit. β
"Ahem...... Recently indigestion ......"
Uncle Nine took out two money swords, "Quick, use the gossip mirror to open the sword, you must slaughter this pig demon girl tonight!" β
can make Uncle Nine lose his temper, it seems that this Dong Dayu is indeed a ghost who is intolerable.