25 What the hell is Dong Dayu

Old lady Ren has not completely transformed into a fierce zombie yet,

It's good to be able to extract a little bit of zombie blood.

After the coffin was opened, inside was an emaciated black-faced man,

Wearing a gorgeous black official uniform, with a pearl around his neck,

This old man Ren looks really ordinary......

Shen Lang complained, "It doesn't look like Ren Fa at all...... Is Ren Fa biological? ”

After the coffin is opened,

Uncle Jiu's eyes became solemn,

Twenty years of corpses show no signs of decomposing,

Everyone knows that there must be something strange about this.

"Daddy!"

Ren Fa yelled!

"Grandpa!"

Ren Tingting screamed!

The father and daughter knelt down on the grass together,

"Woo, this alarmed your old man, the child is really unfilial!"

Ren Fa was sad and cried for a while, but what he didn't know was ......

In a few days, he will be poked into a zombie monster by his father......

"Uncle Nine, can this tomb still be used?"

"Dragonflies point to water, little by little, they will definitely not be in the same place, this tomb has been abandoned."

Ren Fa was anxious, "Then what should I do!" ”

Uncle Nine narrowed his eyes, "I propose to cremate on the spot!" ”

"Cremation?" Ren Fa shook his head desperately, "No, no, what my father was most afraid of before his death was fire!" I'm a dutiful son, and I can't do that. ”

Uncle Nine explained, "The corpse is not rotten for a long time, it is unusual, if it is not cremated, I am afraid there will be trouble." ”

Ren Fa still insisted on his opinion, refusing to be cremated, Shen Lang originally wanted to persuade a few words, but looking at Ren Fa's appearance at this time, even if he was cremated, he would never agree to cremate his father.

Ren Fa is in a hurry to die, and no one can stop him......

Uncle Nine made a decision lightly, "Okay, then let's temporarily store it in our Yizhuang, I hope I can help the old lady find a suitable cemetery tomorrow." ”

"That's great!"

So everyone began to go back one after another,

Ren Fa and Ren Tingting sat on a sedan chair made of bamboo chairs and went back leisurely.

Uncle Nine instructed Shen Lang and Qiusheng,

"You two will light a plum blossom incense array near the cemetery, what kind of fire it has become, come back and tell me."

"Oh-"

Uncle Nine glanced at the abandoned tombstones around him,

"Don't be lazy, every grave must be incense."

"Chengβ€”"

Everyone went back along the mountain road,

Shen Lang and Qiusheng took a large handful of incense and worked near the cemetery.

Here in the movie, Qiusheng was entangled and happy for a few days because he incensed his sister's resentful spirit!

Anyway,

It's not very good for this matter,

Shen Lang thought that it would be good if he could help Qiusheng escape the catastrophe.

Shen Lang stopped Qiusheng, "You offer incense here, I'll just come to those tombstones." ”

Qiusheng nodded, "Uh-huh." ”

"In this case, Qiusheng should be able to avoid that Dong Xiaoyu."

Shen Lang does not distinguish between each other,

Incense was offered to every deserted grave,

Especially in front of Dong Xiaoyu's grave, there are a few more,

Shen Lang said softly, "Study hard, make progress every day, strive to be a good person in the next life, don't make trouble!" If you want to do it, just mess with me, if you have the ability, come at me, don't do it! ”

Ahem...... All right

There was no reaction in front of Dong Xiaoyu's grave,

Probably because the appearance of the literary talent is not up to standard,

So she doesn't have that kind of mind anymore.

Shen Lang also nodded with satisfaction,

"Well, there shouldn't be an accident with Zi Qiusheng this way."

"Ahh

"Ahhh

Qiusheng rushed to Shen Lang's side with a jump,

"Hurry up, I hear strange noises."

The corners of Shen Lang's mouth were crooked,

I've seen this scene in the movie,

Qiusheng will only panic when he hears the voice of the female resentful spirit.

"Qiusheng, what did you just do?"

"I was offering incense over there, and I saw a lonely grave that was pitiful, so I offered some incense, and then there was a voice in my head that kept saying, 'Oh should ~ Oh should ~', Wencai, we are good brothers, you must believe me!"

Shen Lang's face was black, "Don't be suspicious, let's go and see how the incense near the tomb is doing." ”

"Oh...... Well, maybe I've just hallucinated. ”

Shen Lang walked forward and lifted the weeds, and there was a small tombstone inside, which depicted the information of the deceased's 'Tomb of the Dong Family's Great Jade' and 'Sense-Nineteen Pawns'!

"What the hell is Dong Dayu......

Shen Lang didn't remember this plot at all,

It can only be said that the system forcibly increases the difficulty for itself,

Something...... I can't stop it......

There is a black and white photo on it, and the corners of Shen Lang's mouth twitched,

He thought it was a pig......

"Uh...... I seem to have cheated Qiusheng ......"

Dong Xiaoyu is obviously better-looking, this Dong Dayu ......

Looking at the photo, it is simply Jobiro II...... Or an enhanced version!

"Hey! Literary talent! Oh no, you see, the incense burns like this. ”

"Oh, incense isn't too important, Qiusheng, you're still worried about yourself."

"What do you mean......

"Haha...... It's not interesting, let's go back. ”

Shen Lang laughed all the way,

The resentful spirit haunted Qiusheng's words,

Will Qiusheng be crushed to death......

Back to Yizhuang -

Three sticks of incense were burned into two short and one long,

This means that the Ren family is going to die!

In the middle of the night in Yizhuang,

Shen Lang and Qiusheng opened the coffin,

The corpse began to dry and shrivele,

Shen Lang took the opportunity to take one of the old lady's nose hairs.

[Zombie HP increased by 2, currently 43/100]

Old lady Ren is gradually awakening ......!

The corpse's nails became long and blue, and it was terrible!

Uncle Nine frowned frequently, and after doing so,

Let Shen Lang and Qiusheng flick the ink fountain on the coffin!

Shen Lang said, "Qiusheng, you have to play under the coffin!" ”

"yes, I almost forgot."

Qiusheng squatted down and played all the missing parts with Shen Lang.

Shen Lang didn't dare to be sure that he would have an effect if he did this,

But at least don't repeat the mistakes of the movie.

It is a good thing for everyone that Old Lady Ren is imprisoned in a coffin forever.

That night, Qiusheng also stayed in Yizhuang, and the three of them had a happy supper.

The next day, Uncle Nine toured the mountains and wilderness alone, and finally found a decent cemetery.

In the afternoon, he called Shen Lang and Qiusheng to go to the Ren family's mansion.

Shen Lang and Qiusheng both dressed up, the Ren family is a big family, and they live in a Western-style house, so they are neatly dressed and polite.

Ren Jiaβ€”β€”

Ah Wei and Ren Fa sat together drinking tea,

"Come, Ah Wei, drink tea, the best West Lake Longjing."

"Okay, cousin-in-law!"

"Ah Wei, don't you have anything to do in the yamen today?"

"Oh~ just leave those odd things to your subordinates."

Ren Tingting was wearing a pale yellow dress, slim and pretty.

At this time, she was fiddling with the vase on the table and practicing the technique of flower arrangement.

Ah Wei licked his lips, "Cousin, cousin Tingting, she's not young." ”

Ren Fa took a sip of tea, "You said Tingting?" yes, not small. ”

"Shouldn't you find her an in-laws?"