20190810 Saturday WeChat Campaign

The Leach horse was menacing, and one night the wind was blowing, and at 3 o'clock, even the walls were shaking, and I felt that there was going to be an earthquake, and I couldn't sleep, so I got up.

In both groups, I recorded the sound of the wind. Then I followed a "military comic" public account, which is full of cute comics about military love, which is really in line with the little prince and me. I've taken quite a few screenshots. Like what

She's so lively, I like it so much

Xiaojun and Xiaoman called, worked together, and became better together.

Although we don't spend much time together, we are all innocent of each other's hearts

With you is the most beautiful love

Love you, received

There is also a picture of a navy scale that talks about sea patrols but can't swim.

Another one is: Can you make a friend on WeChat? No, I have a boyfriend

Early in the morning, the little prince made me a video call to show him the miserable situation on my balcony. He said he went to pick up his training clothes, and it was only on the first floor that it should not be far away.

I mopped the floor, washed the laundry, the lights in the bathroom were broken, and the dehydration function of the washing machine was not working. When the wind fades, I'm going to buy a light bulb and replace it.

At 9 o'clock, the little prince informed me that the wind had become lighter, so I changed my clothes and went to Yintai. Before Yintai opened, I went to the supermarket and bought edamame and potatoes in 5 minutes. Edamame for lunch and potatoes for dinner. If it doesn't come out in the afternoon. It's a bit unaccustomed to staying in a small room for a day. After all, I'm out from Monday to Sunday, and I haven't lived as an otaku for too long. Suddenly told me to lie down for a day, but my back hurts, and I felt like I had a stroke last time.

In the morning, while peeling edamame, I chatted with the little prince.

I said, I like to eat edamame

He said that because he planted it at home when he was a child

I said, it's fun to peel edamame

And he said, how to say,

I say, because we can peel together, chat together. Next time I peel it together

He said, "I'm good at stripping."

I said, I'm good at skinning you

He said, "You can't bear it."

I said, Indeed, skin you, I suppose I will shed tears,

He said, I have not onions

I said, you are garlic. Onions are foreign

He said, where is the foreign atmosphere

I said, there are foreign characters, similar to ash and lime

He said, "The potato is also called a potato."

I said, if you take it, it's not earthy, it's very foreign

Tomatoes, he said, are called persimmons

I said, sure enough, with the addition of foreign characters, it is different.

He said, Yangfang

I said, Yang Jun, Yang Prince

He said, the ocean sun.

I said, this foreigner can only stay in the bungalow and peel edamame. That's all I have to eat anyway

He said, I decided not to eat at noon

I said, can't get out? You can't swim. I sent him a picture of "The Weighing Navy that has been trained in the sea but can't swim".

He frowned and said that the water stinks

I said, out of the mud without staining, don't be afraid of dirty water. But you don't have a car, and you don't have water shoes

Only slippers, he said

I said, one of the three of you chooses to go out, work hard alone, and be happy in the whole bedroom

He said, good idea, but the meal is in the cafeteria, you can't come over, eat a lot in the morning, don't be hungry.

I said, I'm hungry, I'm going to cook edamame. I sent him pictures of edamame

He said, the staple food is porridge?

I said, I use a dish for two purposes, anyway, there is a lot of starch, so I can make a staple food or a dish.

He said, just eat this?

I said, "That's enough." I bought two days of potato fries in this pot, fried them for two days, and then you invited me to eat potato cakes. I never used this pot again. I also recommend Mei Ying to buy one.

He smiled

I finished eating and said I was going to sleep. He's going to sleep too, but it's a little wrong at the right time

He said, really sleeping? Why don't you do something?

I said, what do you want to do, what can we do? By the way, there is no need to party on a cloudy afternoon. One of the benefits of typhoon days. If Brother Jiujun saw me say this, he would probably beat me

He said that it was a long time, and he could give his opinion

I said, we don't have another time to get together. It's the best time to be. It's just someone who wants to date once in a while. It will feel like a long time, and I will go to sleep after that.

When he woke up, he realized that he hadn't slept.

I said, the typhoon is gone

He said he would come back in the afternoon

I said, look at your efficiency

He said that it was difficult to clean up on a cloudy day and go to work the day after tomorrow due to a typhoon today.

I said, what's so hard. I'm going to buy a light bulb to change, the bathroom light is broken, it's dark

He said, then don't change it, it's easy to start with black and black

I said, if it's dark, you can't wash your face

Chatting in the group, we took the video and had a brief chat. I'll go to Yintai.

After shopping around, he didn't have anything to buy, and he was about to go home, he said that he still had to sleep for a while, and he said, forget it, don't sleep.

I said, I feel that the number of steps I walk today is very small, so I will go to Yintai and have a 10,000 yuan

He said, come on

I said, I saw a sentence at Yintai, very good, your name, my heart. I'll change it for him. Your name, my story

He smiled.

I said that it might be used next time. You write. Salute with your left hand, take you with your right hand, I write. Your name, my story

He laughed and cried, and said, I'm a little hungry, and the stock hasn't been delivered yet

I said, then I'll take a picture of you, it's the KFC rattan pepper chicken steak I just ate. As a fairy, you have to learn to watch the bread and satisfy your hunger

He said, "Go away."

I said, okay, okay, you go drink water, anyway, this rattan pepper chicken steak is so unpalatable

He said, people don't want to pay attention to you anymore

I said, okay, okay, then I don't say it's bad

He said, "Bear with me for another ten minutes, and I'll go and eat." Go to another room

When I get to sing, I'll teach him how to sing for free. I've never spent a penny, but I can sing as long as I want.

I just use his microphone and the music is with my own Kugou and download the accompaniment of Kugou music. Turn off his volume to the lowest, turn on the microphone to the maximum, and put a microphone on the Kugou music outlet. A microphone sings on its own

He said, you're really good, (crying and laughing)

I gave him a video, I couldn't hear it clearly, so I hung up, I sang Liu Ruoying for half an hour, it turns out that you are also here and every time when love is close

After singing, on the way home, I saw him like my WeChat campaign. I said, I found out that my girlfriend only walked 8 steps today. I guess I went to the bathroom.

As soon as I asked Wu Aihua, sure enough, she had a period today and had a stomachache.

I asked the little prince, what is my ranking on your WeChat

He said, second. You're so good

I said, how much worse than the first place, if it is not much, I will occupy the cover and confess

He said, hundreds

So, I walked for a while, and I asked him to show me, and I was in first place, until he said I had won, and I asked him to take a screenshot of my new cover, and the cover update was a bit slow. It's still old.

His snacks came, and I said I liked the porridge too.

And he said, Divide thy own and eat. Later, I was sent Douyin boiled eggs, green vegetables accompanied by white porridge, and told me to learn to order, so that I don't have to drink white porridge every day in the future

I said, "Wow, you're telling me to learn."

He said, "If I were by your side, I wouldn't let you drink porridge at all."

I said, "Why don't you just fry an egg?"

He couldn't laugh or cry.

I said, it's too low, it's totally fine, but I can't seem to eat too many eggs

He said, why

I said that because I have cholecystitis, it seems that I should eat less eggs because it has cholesterol

He said that after that, quit eggs

I said, it doesn't seem to matter, I don't know. The medical examination was not something I thought of myself, but not being able to eat eggs was something I came up with on my own

He couldn't cry or laugh, saying don't scare me, always scare me

I said, don't worry. I will definitely accompany you for a lifetime, watching me exercise every day. I asked him to see if my cover had changed

He took a screenshot of the picture, and it was a small navy.

I said, I've occupied the cover of ten people. If you want to use WeChat to make an official announcement, it's really a little hard. To occupy the cover of 100 people, it is a little difficult

He said, "Your little head is thinking about something weird every day."

I said, this is called, I exercise, I am happy

He said, but you should go home first and then say okay, it's raining and windy, you have a few hands, and you still have a mobile phone to send me WeChat

I said, I'm in the elevator. I'm telling you, there's another way to love all the people above, and then they'll look at me and get everyone's attention

He said, very talented. I sat all day today

I said, you still have to move, you seem to have 100 steps. It's not a roll

He said, it's okay to roll around with you

I said, it doesn't count if you roll with me, WeChat is very smart and yin, and it can be detected, walking around the room or walking outside

He said that it should be counted at that time

I said, are you sure that at that time, someone was holding a mobile phone to count steps...

He frowned, I sent flowers, and he said no.

He said that the mouth is uncomfortable, and the taste is negative

I said, "What's missing?" Is it to tell a joke?

He said, "No."

I said, then eat a fruit, there is no fruit

Sure enough, he still told the joke.

I said, I'll listen to Rene Liu's song in the afternoon, milk tea. A little, milk tea

He said, I don't want to drink a little bit now

I said, I drank it once, last year's Qixi Festival, and I couldn't sleep one night after drinking. I swore that I would never drink this again, and I must have added more than 1 point.

He said, how can it be so exaggerated. Ask you

I said, asked

He asked the English of dogs and poodles, and the English of peace and war, and wanted to trick me.

I said, I've heard it, so I'm not fooled, as long as I tell the joke, I will remember it. I watched a lot of brain teasers as a kid. So when people ask me about brain teasers, I've heard them, and I know the answers

He said that the current young lady can't get the routine

I said, that's not it, we read a lot, don't lie to me

Sure enough, he said, the old saying was true

I said, is a woman virtuous if she is not talented?

He said that if people are ugly, they should read more. He also wanted to add, of course you're not ugly or anything

I said directly, there is no need to praise me later. He froze.

I said, this joke is funny, I'm different from others, as long as it's funny

He said, Than the heart

I say because I'm going to hit you. I'm going to feel even funnier when I hit you

He said, you can't hit it

I said, then I'll go and pluck the ears of the little navy

He frowned

I said, okay, I don't pry him, I don't pry him. You gave it to me, not to make me angry

He said, "Let's fight, just be happy when you're done."

I said, "Bear the pain of flesh for you?" It's still useful to think about it this way

He said, "You can't bear it."

I said, in the future, just let him kneel to that side or something

He said, who taught you to kneel durian

I said, it sounded, as you said, kneeling durian, kneeling washboard, kneeling keyboard. Maybe you said it when you bought durian

He said, "I've told you such a terrible thing?"

I said, yes, yes, you just said it casually. You taught me, and I'll use it on you in the future

He said, weakly asked, can I return it now

I said, you say the small navy? The little navy can't do it, I'm already sleeping with him in my arms

He said, I said I can get myself back, I feel like I'm going to be gone

I said, no, no. You will have a grave, marriage is the grave of love

He sent terrible horrible

I said, look at you, you can't fight me, it's better to admit defeat early

He said, I can't beat it, and my mother-in-law's house is so far away that I can't go back to my parents' house

I said, it's okay, it's okay, the house is split in half, you live in half of yours, and I live in half of mine. Bathrooms are shared

He said, wash together? Okay, okay

I said, there's no way, if you split it in half, it won't work, and the other split in half will still work well

He said, I still like to wash and sleep together. Then he sent me a sketch of a baby sea lion

I said, I would too, and I drew chicks for him

He said, "So fat,

I said, paint only the skinny ones

He laughed badly, so he went to the group to show everyone, and I drew another duck.

He went to eat, and I took a few bites of bread and choked

I said, Little Prince, I'm choking

He said, drink your saliva and go quickly

I said, my girlfriend said that she had really been in bed for a day, and I choked when I saw her words

He said, why don't you go to work and have a typhoon and lie in bed for a day

I said, and she walked eight steps...

He said, "Give me and I'll lie down for a day."

I said, really, here you go. She came to her period with a stomachache

But if you're there, do exercise, he said

I said, it's better to exercise

Exercise together, he said

I said, what do you want to say. Be careful to choke me again

He said, "Do you like to eat pig's trotters?"

I said, when I was a child, my mother used to make pig's trotters, so I ate them, and it was good

He said, in the future, you will have a baby for you to eat, milk, (crying and laughing)

I said, what to eat and what to supplement, and drink milk when you get out of milk. It's like eating pig brains to replenish the brain

He said, "Eat eggs to make up for eggs."

I said, eat fish eyes to make up for your eyes

He said, "Then I'm going to eat more eggs."

I said, in the end, the brain becomes a pig brain, and the eyes become dead fish eyes, or like me, I ate too many fish eyes when I was a child and became short-sighted.

He said, so what you eat to make up for what is wrong may be in the wrong position

I said, make up for it in the stomach. In fact, there is no need to make up for it, and I have never seen any children who have no milk to drink and are hungry

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Then you're definitely not, I think you should have milk to drink."

He said, why

I said, our four children have no milk to drink, and your family has only two children

He said, "The logic ...

I said, "Well, it's not enough." So in the future, it will be enough for our two babies

He said, "That's the National Day."

I said, to have a child, it should be the year after tomorrow at the earliest, right?? I was pregnant in October, don't you understand

He said, "I never gave birth (I can't laugh or cry)

I said that if you get the certificate in May of the lunar year and pretend to get married in June, the baby will be in April of the following year, math problems and family planning problems

He said, I was speechless, did I think about it a long time ago

I said, I'm just calculating, so I said pretend, and I didn't tell you to decide, provided that the pregnancy of the baby was very smooth

He said, if you go far, it will definitely go well

I said, it's not far away, I'd better check it out

He said, "What?"

I said that when I was a child, I said that I would not marry, and I think it might not be good for me to change my mind now.

The little prince certainly couldn't understand me. In the evening, I asked him if I was still number one. He said yes. I told him that I was planted by the landlord, bought light bulbs on the Internet, and had to use my mobile phone to take a dark shower at night.

He sent a video, it was dark in 2 seconds, the power went out, he was afraid that there would be no power later, so he said that he couldn't video.

After going offline, I dialed it again in 2 seconds. It's powered again.

I said, I can't keep it for true love until the end, and I hung up the video as soon as I saw that there was no power

He said that this is to keep in touch for a longer time

I said, you have a point

He said, "I've been overtaken in the rankings."

I said,Then I don't have a place to make up 2000 steps.,Forget it.,Anyway, the screenshot from the beginning is there.,It's good to have the material.。

He was brushing the circle of friends, saying that he always had a car that broke down, and the rescue vehicle came to the rescue, and the rescue vehicle also broke down, and then called the rescue vehicle

I talked about junior high school, the people who chased Meiying, one persuaded the other, and in the end they all liked Meiying

He asked me what the necklace around my neck was, and I took it off to show him, it was a gift from my brother-in-law to my sister, and now it is given to me, and I rarely carry a necklace. But sometimes, wear a skirt and wear it when it's space.

I was holding the little one, and we were teasing like children. I said that in the future, I will take the baby, don't buy clothes or anything, I have to make it myself.

He said, I don't even buy my own clothes, my sister buys them. Bad matching. For example, I once bought a small suit, and the buyer showed how earthy it was.

He remembered that he couldn't find something, so he flipped a similar one to show me, which was a wedding song by Jay Chou's fans. I said, we can set our own repertoire in the future. I said I like piano music because people don't have lyrics

He said that when it comes to tunes, if you can't get out on a cloudy day, you should practice the trumpet.

I said, yes, I'm going to play the piano too. Playing the piano is more important than falling in love.

And he said, What do you say? A few more teases.

I said, good weather, you come out, and our party will resume. If the weather is bad, you won't be able to get out, and I don't think it's possible

He said, why should the gathering be restored. I'll go to Chen Jiujun

I said, what are you looking for him, I'm willing. First come, first come

He said, cool. Then show me the ceiling. After a few seconds, it turned back.

I gave him the song that I was destined to love you, and I said that there must be an obstacle in love.

He said, it's good not to get in the way

I said that the more obstacles there are in the TV series, the better it is. For example, the love is deep and rainy, a bunch of obstacles

He said that Qiong Yao dramas are rarely watched

I said, the game is similar, and it's fun to fight a lot of monsters. We don't know what our obstacle is, whatever it will be, but we have to overcome it with our wisdom.

We discussed the itinerary for the National Day, and he asked the station and set up a reminder to grab tickets.

I was a little tired, so I lay down in bed and talked to him. said that Wu Qifeng ran to cook for his sister, afraid that she would not eat well for a day.

He said, it's normal,

I said, "Is that so?" As he spoke, he saw a thread in the mosquito net, so he pulled it.

He said, I know what you're thinking.

I said, I didn't think about anything. (I'm actually wondering, will I care too carefully, I can't be so meticulous, even three meals have to be meticulous one by one, but I guess the little prince thinks I guess the little prince didn't prepare food for me or something)

I said, I'm not going to compare people

He got up to get his medicine and said he had a cold.

I said that we are contagious with colds, and you have to cure the cold. Don't infect me. (He probably doesn't understand this stalk, so please answer the 1997 bridge)

He asked me for the address, I gave him the collection, he added the address of the company and the rental house to Taobao, and I went to delete a bunch of useless collections on WeChat. Then he sent me a hilarious live screensaver peeking at my phone. I went to take a shower

I took advantage of the time to hurry up and write

He came back and said, "What am I writing again?"

I said, I'll have to write it quickly, or I'll wait until half past eleven. Write it so late and spank

He said, then I'd better let you write it earlier. So I couldn't bear to cut my love, and I wanted to go offline. There is also a symbolic "good night to the husband"

I think I could have finished it sooner and not say goodbye now. I didn't say anything.

It's almost 10 o'clock, and before I finish writing, I asked him if he was going to hand over his phone?

He said, "Hmph."

I said, show me

He sent the video. Tell me to rest early.

So I said goodnight to him, husband. Cloudy day to see the article

The kiss of the rose is still over. Perfect