"If you don't die, remember to contact me as soon as possible."

The last message was three days ago, and if I'm not mistaken, it was supposed to have been from the day after I escaped from Heaven.

I know that the person who sent this news must be the person related to this trip to Heavenly Court, Han Laosi and Ma Hualong who first came to mind, but judging from the situation when I met Han Laosi, I quickly denied this idea, because Han Laosi only knew from Ma Hualong's kid that I was not dead after this, so they had no reason to send this kind of message before, and then it could be Roger Shisi or Ito Fujizhu, who had intersected with my trip to Heavenly Court, no matter which one of them, None of them were people I wanted to contact again in a short period of time, so after keeping an eye on it, I neither replied nor deleted this stranger's message, and just ignored it.

Just as I put away my phone and was about to go to bed, suddenly the phone rang, I looked at the caller ID, it was Li Zhenzhen's number, I hesitated for a while, and finally clicked to answer.

As soon as he answered, he heard Li Zhenzhen crying on the phone: "Pan Zilong, you bastard!" Where are you now! I have to see you right away! ”

I touched my nose and sympathized with this girl who had a lifelong friendship with me, but didn't know my real name: "Miss, what are you stimulating, you don't know that I am an errand!" I can't provide the service you want! ”

On the phone, Li Zhenzhen was a little sad and said: "Hehe! Big brother, can you be serious? Do you feel very proud of a girl, over and over again, with these lewd tones? If you are really such a person, when Li Zhenzhen really missees you, it will be better if we have never met! After speaking, Li Zhenzhen hung up the phone.

I looked at the hung up phone and was stunned, I secretly said: Where am I obscene? Inexplicable!

Just about to go to bed, the phone ringtone rang again, this time it was not a phone, but a WeChat voice call, I picked up the phone and looked, the image was a koi pattern, the WeChat name is desperate sashimi, that is, the message sent by Jiang Luo next door, just experienced Li Zhenzhen's inexplicable pass, I preemptively clicked on the connect button and said: "Baby! Come here if you want! Don't be shy! Brother will open the door for you! ”

Jiang Luo was so scared that she didn't even say anything and quickly hung up the call, she gritted her teeth in her heart and said: None of the men are good things! This kind of thing can be said! I still think you're a good person, and I'm so touched by you! It turns out that everything is pretended, let me go but you said it yourself, I swear! From today onwards, I will never believe in men again, I will never live for others again, I will live for myself!

It may be that Jiang Luo swore too much and pulled her abdominal muscles, and her lower abdomen spasmed for no reason, Jiang Luo suddenly turned pale, and hurriedly covered her stomach with both hands, but this could not relieve her symptoms of menstrual cramps at all, and then she curled up and tossed and turned on the bed.

After suffering for half an hour, in the end, there was really no way, Jiang Luo called my WeChat again, but this time Jiang Luo became smarter this time, she opened a video call, and was ready to use the miserable sale to achieve her goal.

I was about to say a few more cool words when I connected to the video, but I saw Jiang Luo's face pale and sweating, and she said to me with a somewhat painful expression: "I'm about to die of pain, why don't you come over, I'll make you feel refreshed before I die?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Little girl, why do you want Lao Tzu to do it, just say it, you have a lot of seven and eight, you don't dare to be Lao Tzu?" ”

Jiang Luo put away his ridiculous tone and hurriedly reported: "Brown sugar water, sanitary napkins, underwear, pants." ”

When I heard this, I quickly shook my head and refused: "You can have brown sugar water, get it for you immediately, and you should figure out the rest yourself!" There's no way I'm a big man going to buy you this, that's all......"

Just as I was getting dressed and about to go buy brown sugar, I found that my black shirt actually had a hole, I picked up the suit again and looked at it, and sure enough, the suit also had a hole, which made my brain shiver: "I grass!" How did I forget this stubble, but fortunately I found it in time! ”

I quickly turned the Thousand Illusions Robe into a suit to cover up this flaw of my negligence, looking at myself in the mirror wearing the same suit as before, I thought back to what happened afterwards, and said secretly: The situation was so chaotic at that time, because no one should have found out that I was shot......... The only person who may find out that I was shot is Jiang Luo, but judging from Jiang Luo's performance......... It's not very likely that she knows about it. it! I'm still too carried away, and I have to be careful when I encounter something like this in the future............

After walking around the village for a long time, I finally found a store that was still open at the other end of the village, and the reason why this store was still open was because there was a chess and card room next door to this store.

I walked around the store and found that the store was still very complete, in addition to tobacco, alcohol, non-staple food and drinks, there were some commonly used hardware and labor protection supplies, and some clothes, pants and shoes.

I bought a pack of blue buildings, plus a pack of brown sugar, hesitated for a long time when paying, and saw that there were no other people in the store, and finally took down a pair of jeans and a short skirt with black chiffon embellished with red flowers that Jiang Luo could wear, and took a two-piece bag of hello cough cough cartoon women's underwear, and finally took down a pack of tampons with wings on the shelf, and put them on the counter of the store.

The shopkeeper, a young woman in her thirties, saw that I was a little detained, and while settling accounts, she comforted: "Big brother! It's the first time I've bought this for my own woman! Don't be shy! There is nothing to be ashamed of in this kind of thing! Now that you do this kind of thing, people will meet it, which will only make other men envy you for having a woman, and make other women feel that such a considerate man is not their husband. Speaking of this, the young woman took the little winged tampon and pointed to the clothes I bought, and smiled at me: "Look at your posture, I'm afraid this kind of ultra-thin pad can't stop your woman's side leakage!" Why don't you change to the one next to you? ”

In the end, I don't know how to take a pack of sanitary pads under the personal explanation of the boss's wife, how to pay in the laughter of the boss's silver bell, and how to leave in embarrassment in the boss's wife's frequent coming.

This made me go back to the couple's hotel, and kicked Jiang Luo's door with a bad face, and then threw everything at Jiang Luo's door.