The eighth episode of dry weather and rainfall is purely artificial, and the naked duck ark is determined
If it is not a light experience, it is difficult for you to imagine what it is like to ride the fog in the clouds, the psychological shock brought by the broad high-altitude vision, and the mental stimulation brought by the aggravated weightlessness caused by the speed, which cannot be experienced on the civil aircraft, except for the beginning, I was lying on the foggy clouds with a very peculiar texture throughout the whole process, for fear that the more I look at the dark clouds, the more I feel that they are not very reliable, and suddenly they will be blown away by the strong wind outside the dark clouds.
Fortunately, my seemingly humiliating behavior, except for Han Laosi and the little fat man who only cared about eating at the banquet, everyone else reacted the same as me. But I can see that Han Laosi is holding on, he can really be fearless, and he can wander around like a curious baby on the dark clouds, and there is only that little fat man! After all, he is now at an age where the ignorant are fearless.
Roger and Shi Si, the two immortal-like people, of course, are not among us, they have always been very calm, there is a dark cloud change Taishi chair under the buttocks, and there is a long table bank painted by dark clouds in front of them, and there are fine wines and melons and fruits on the table that they take out like a trick, Roger is enjoying the things in front of him while driving the dark cloud pocket, Shi Si is holding a transparent ball in his hand and he doesn't know what demon method he is doing, and I don't know if she is not at home from the demon law, anyway, as long as she points with her hand, Roger will definitely change the direction of the dark cloud pocket, But Nima! Are you playing the piano in the? Need to change direction so often? You're going to die if you let us stand and play!
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The sky over an unknown sea area that was originally clear and clear on a sunny day gathered a huge cloud of white clouds at some point.
There is a flying carpet of several acres hidden in the clouds, and there are all tables and chairs on the flying carpet, and dozens of people sit on it, as if a banquet in the clouds is staged.
"Count Scikenan! Why hasn't you sent people over to the area you're responsible for? It won't be your condition that you haven't negotiated with the other party yet! ”
During the banquet, he was reprimanded, and the gentle-looking Shi Kenan took a sip of wine without hurrying, and then said contemptuously: "General Kimura! I seem to remember that when the eldest earl needed to contribute, you hid without a shadow, how did you get to this point, but you were the most anxious! Don't you think that if the Earl lets you in, you can point fingers here? ”
General Kimura was choked, and after sneering, he retorted: "The eldest earl let me in, naturally there is a reason you don't know, as for whether I am pointing fingers, I'm afraid it's not you, the lost dog, who has the right to say it!" How dare you say ............"
Another blonde man interrupted, "Kimura! On my turf, you're probably too presumptuous! You heavenly kings are all dogs under the command of the Great Earl of our family, what qualifications do you have to insult the right-hand man of the Great Earl? I don't care what deal your Excellency the Heavenly King and the Grand Earl have, if you want to wait, you can sit honestly for me, and I don't want to wait to get out immediately. ”
When General Kimura heard this, his face turned red with anger, and he looked at the other person sitting next to him.
The man didn't even glance at Kimura, and said directly: "Earl Johnson!" Although Kimura did something wrong, you won't slander our king, right? ”
Johnson ate a grape disdainfully, and before he could speak, another person had already replied first: "How about Kenjiu Ito!" Are you planning to make a career for Kimura? Or do you think there is something wrong with what Earl Johnson said! ”
Kenjiu Ito and General Kimura suddenly froze, secretly looking at another person, but this person pretended not to see and ignored it.
At this time, Shi Kenan's face suddenly changed, and he spoke: "Earl Johnson, Earl Arthur, Princess Dracula, my people have arrived, but I'm afraid our trouble is also coming!" ”
During the banquet, a blonde woman smiled disapprovingly: "Uncle Shi Kenan, don't worry, every time the Heavenly Court is opened, there will always be well-informed people who will come to take advantage of it, this is something that has been avoided since ancient times, as long as it does not prevent us from opening the gate of heaven and letting them in." ”
Of course, Shi Kenan knew these common sense things, and there was a hint of wanting to stop talking on his face, and after his eyes flashed a few times, he finally said: "My dear princess, Your Royal Highness!" I hope that as you say, then I will not delay, and go out first to prepare for the formation of opening the gate of heaven! ”
Princess Dracula nodded and said, "Don't worry!" Here are Earl Johnson and Earl Arthur, two demigod-level uncles here, and there is absolutely no problem. ”
Shi Kenan sighed in his heart as he walked: There will be no problems? You don't want to think about what means you used to gather the Heavenly Demon Bloodline this time. I didn't see you, Lao Tzu Dracula, didn't dare to come here in person, the two demigods wanted to stop the trouble you caused this time? I really don't know what to say, you don't exist as immortals, Buddhas, and saints!
(Remarks in advance: Practice blood to become a god, practice qi to become an immortal, practice to be a Buddha, and practice light to be holy.) When these four types of cultivators have problems with their cultivation and their consciousness is extinguished, but their bodies are not completely dead, they are demons. Demon is a state of no consciousness, only instinct, and if the demon lives long enough, it is possible to re-birth a new consciousness, this is the real demon, the existence of the real demon is to transform all living beings into the same kind, the way of transformation is to make you go mad, extinguish consciousness, consciousness is equivalent to the death of this living being, so the real demon is the public enemy of all living beings. )
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Somewhere in the void above the clouds, an old man in a Taoist robe stood in the air, and not far from him, there was a withered old monk and a priest in full costume.
None of the three of them spoke, nodded very tacitly, said hello, and then looked at a cloud of thousands of people.
The dressed priest Xu is the worst cultivator, did not find his goal, a little headache broke the silence between the three of them, he said: "Dracula did such a thing, I'm afraid he didn't dare to come in person, I don't know if the two of you are willing to kill this demon's lair with me." ”
Lao Dao smiled and said: "He didn't dare to come, naturally he didn't dare to stay in the lair, if you want to take the opportunity to eliminate some infidels, just go and take it yourself, Lao Dao, I won't be a thug for you." ”
The old monk recited a Buddha call and said, "Amitabha! Wonderful! Wonderful! My Buddha said: Good deeds are rewarded! Reap what you sow! It's not that the time has not come, the cause planted by Dracula Shimu, and before the results are yet to be achieved, the old man will take the first step. The old monk stepped out in one step, still to the edge of the sky, and took another step and did not know where to go.
Lao Dao shook his head, his hand just casually moved towards the clouds that gathered thousands of people, and a black handkerchief that was exactly the same as Pan Zihe in his hand appeared in Lao Dao's hand, and then Lao Dao's whole person suddenly froze and didn't move, and after a while, the frozen Lao Dao was like a bubble slowly dissipating into the void, it turned out that the real Lao Dao had long since left, and the place was just a phantom.
The dressed priest saw the two slippery and scolded: "Hmph! Speaking of which, don't you just want to see me and Dracula kill each other? I can't kill Dracula, what's the use of me killing him with more subordinates, but when he bites casually, there are piles of new subordinates, and I have to always beware of him attacking the paladins in my sect, I don't have his ability, my paladin has one less, and he can't come back without decades to cultivate.
The priest sighed and said viciously, "Hmph! Today, you don't make any efforts, and when Dracula breaks through the current realm, I'm unlucky, and you can't run. ”
After the priest finished speaking, he waved his hand at the flying carpet where the banquet was held, and a palm-sized and small flying carpet was grabbed in his hand, and he casually drew a golden light frame door hole in the void, and stepped across the door, the light gate immediately dissipated, and the priest disappeared.
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Check it out! I'll just say that this Jin Douyun looks a little unreliable! Especially the heavily overloaded Jin Douyun.
I'm Nima! Even if you are an authentic Jin Douyun, don't pretend if you can't fit it! is still urging us to "turn to the clouds", now it's okay! The clouds are pressed through Lao Tzu! If I knew that you, a "cloud driver", were so unprofessional, I shouldn't have disliked Roger's dark cloud pocket. (The dark cloud is a semi-finished product of the golden bucket cloud, and the cloud of the dark cloud is black.) The clouds are white and can change color if needed)
But when I penetrated the heavy clouds and saw everyone else falling into the clouds with me, my state of mind instantly calmed down, let me state first, I have such a mentality, not because I don't look down on the good of others, but because I am afraid that others will not know that I have fallen from the clouds, since more than a thousand people have fallen like dumplings, I don't believe that these vast monks have no remedy, not to mention that Roger, who brought me here, has a dark cloud pocket!
It was only after experiencing such a thing that I understood the ingenuity of the ancient monk's name, the dark cloud pocket, the dark cloud pocket, isn't it just a strong pocket.
Roger really didn't disappoint me, and we sat on the same "cloud train", and at the same time "turned to the clouds", close to each other, so easy to ride! When I was caught by him, I fell about 100 meters.
Without the danger of my life, I still have the leisure to lie on the dark clouds, watching the puppet competitions, animal taming performances, and trapeze artists staged at a height of 10,000 meters. Saw several flying treasures and flying pets.
However, there is no such treasure that can fit thousands of people at a time, Roger's dark cloud pocket with 100 people is the limit, because he will never go around again after loading 100 people, and even if Roger only loads 100 people, it is also the largest capacity among several flying magic weapons on the scene, which can be similar to him, and it is a magic weapon like a flying carpet, and the rest have small boats with more than 20 boats, more than 10 flying cars, and the rest are some flying swords, flying forks, flying knives, flying sticks, and flying brooms that can only protect themselves, about a hundred. Plus dozens of trapeze artists, three who rely on birds.
That is to say, there are still six or seven hundred at this time, and if you don't buy a "cloud ticket", it is very likely that you will go to eat chicken brothers.
I'm complaining that these monks are only capable of that! In my heart, I was already silently mourning for these brothers who were about to fall into a box, but I didn't know that an urgent voice came from the sky:
"Roger Shi Si, you two self-sword, give me the dark clouds!"
Then I saw Roger and Shi Si each stepping on a flying sword and hurriedly leaving the dark clouds, and then a sharp rising force emanated from the dark clouds.
I was completely caught in the dark clouds at first, and then I was shot higher into the sky by the clouds like a trampoline, past the others, through the previous clouds, and continued to rise for hundreds of meters, before I landed at great speed.
I'm Nima, my mother! My heart! Would you believe me if I told you that my heart stopped beating half the time during this process? Lao Tzu swears that he will never make a jumping machine in the future, it is too exciting!
I'm Nima! It's no wonder that people like us can eat the marrow cleansing pill beforehand! This Nima! Who can stand it if you don't eat the myelin cleansing pill! There are more than 100 of us, and Dutama has brought a pure artificial rain to this sea area for free! But that's nothing! When we fell, I actually saw a brother below, standing on the flying fork with a puddle of fertilizer on his head, stunned, looking loveless! This must have been done by a brother with a bad stomach! Our brief glance brought the brother back to his senses, and then he collapsed, unable to control the flying fork, and fell down with me.
I'm Nima! Since Roger once said that it only takes one hundred and eight Heavenly Demon Bloodlines to open the Heavenly Gate, and also said that the reason why so many people are needed is just for the sake of insurance, and there are more than a thousand people here, and the hundred of us have been left behind in the dark clouds, I inevitably think that we will not be substitutes!
I was feeling that June's debt was repaid quickly, this time it was my turn to land into a box, and the dark cloud pocket held me again, when I thought it was finally safe, I Nima, the black cloud pocket repeated the story just now.
"Johnson, Arthur, Princess! You don't come out again! That's all these people are done! ”
"Uncle Shikenan! Our magic carpet has also been snatched away, and I'm now trying to find a way to contact my father, you can hold it up first, if you can't do it, go to the ground first! ”
It is really not a good experience to be thrown up and dropped at an altitude of 10,000 meters, in such a high place, the temperature is quite low, and the air is also very thin.
In the end, those of us who couldn't fly were saved by a giant warship that suddenly appeared, and I heard people talk about what this ship was called the "Naked Duck Ark".
I took a closer look, isn't the appearance of this ship with a long duck neck on the bow, a stupid duck body, and a duck butt at the stern, and a white stripe all over the body, isn't it the shape of a featherless duck?
I thought to myself at the time that this name was really apt, but later I realized that I was mistaken, this thing is actually the shape of a swan, the reason why it is called the Naked Duck Ark is because this thing was built by a person called Naked Duck, and it is a product of the same period in the Heavenly Court. The heavenly court has been built, and he has only completed half and half of the idea, except that it can hold a little bit more than the dark cloud pocket, and even worse than the finished product of the dark cloud pocket, Jin Douyun, (Note: If Jin Douyun is not taken away, of course, it is not only a thousand people, and the various functions of Jin Douyun are not available, and the naked duck ark is just a flying treasure that can hold people) The heavenly court is built, naturally there is no need to improve this thing, the naked duck may be afraid that this thing will be used more shameful, so he will throw him to the clansmen at will, The clansmen named the ship after him, and I think that if the naked duck hadn't disappeared with the other demons, he might have killed the clansman named after him!
However, it is worth mentioning that with the disappearance of the big demon, most of the treasures in the world have also disappeared together, so the naked duck ark is the tallest among the short people, and it seems that the waist disc is protruding.
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In one of the cabins of the Naked Duck Ark, Princess Dracula asked with some headaches, "These people won't come to make trouble again, will they?" Father can tell me that there is nothing he can do now except the Ark of the Naked Duck! ”
At this time, Johnson and Arthur were also a little afraid and stopped talking, and Ito and the monks of Country B were also a little more honest.
Shi Kenan had no choice, so he had to stand up and comfort: "Since they just took away Jin Douyun and the magic carpet, and didn't kill us all, I want to compare it and am afraid of the revenge of the Great Earl afterwards, as long as the Great Earl is still there, I don't think they will have any more thoughts, besides, Heavenly Court is the most important thing to suppress the Dang Star, and every Jiazi must have a deep meaning, I have never heard of someone who dares to risk the destruction of the Dang Star to interfere with the operation of the Heavenly Court, although our methods this time have caused public anger, But I think if no one really takes the lead in opening the Heavenly Court this time, who will probably be more anxious than us! ”
Princess Dracula's eyes lit up, and she said with some eyebrows: "So ............"
Shi Kenan also smiled confidently: "So we can wait for these keys to recover our strength with peace of mind, and then act according to the arrangement of the Grand Earl!" ”
After Princess Dracula received a satisfactory answer, she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart and said, "That's okay! Uncle Shi Kenan, you worked hard just now! I can't treat you, Lord Earl, as a subordinate who is called at will, and the next task of arranging the formation will be done by the three of Ito Kobayashi Kimura, who have been watching the excitement! I don't think the three of you will object to me arranging it! ”
After the three of Kimura glanced at each other, they couldn't help but feel a little sad and indignant in their hearts, but in the end, the three of them nodded flatteringly and said, "It's our honor to serve Princess Dracula." ”
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When he arrived in another room, Shi Kenan looked at Roger and Shi Si with some frowns, and asked a little unhappily, "Have you not used the things you prepared?" ”
Shi Si and Roger both had puzzled expressions, and Roger replied, "It's nothing more than some pills to assist in dual cultivation, we have already used them!" What does my father-in-law mean by this? ”
Shi Kenan sneered: "What do I mean, I said that I would let the two of you double cultivate in order to break through the realm as soon as possible, why has your realm only increased by a little bit, and it is still in the Dan period?" ”
Roger was even more puzzled, he asked, "Quite a few!" In just a few days, the two of us have been promoted from the early stage of the Dan to the late stage of the Dan, and I have a vague feeling that we will soon break through the bottleneck of the Yuan Infant Stage! ”
When Shi Kenan heard that Roger was still a little complacent, he suddenly became angry, slapped Shi Si in the face, and asked, "It's only been a few days?" Something that is not enough to achieve and more to lose! ”
Roger held him up and was a little trembling, and said angrily: "Father-in-law, don't you!" ”
Shi Kenan scolded with a somewhat gloomy face: No! Lao Tzu did not hesitate to take refuge in Dracula's idiot, and waited for decades to complete the layout, and when the matter came, he was killed by the two of you yellow-mouthed children...............
But Shi Kenan said, "No? The good situation that I worked so hard with you to lay out was not ruined by you like this? Do you know that this is an opportunity that is good for both of us, because of your ignorance, you have to wait for one more Jiazi, and in one Jiazi time, who knows how many accidents will be born! Anyway, I can't wait, there may be room for remedies in this matter, you go down first! I'm going to think about it again! ”
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"What is your dad doing? Is there something else you're hiding from me? Roger sent Shi Si back to her cabin and asked Shi Si.
Half of Shi Si's cheeks, because she was injured by mana, the redness and swelling were difficult to disappear for a while, with a black scarf on her face, she said with some grievances: "What can I hide from you?" You and I don't know the real plan of the two families, all you and I know is nothing more than to let us improve our cultivation as soon as possible! According to my father, it is best to be promoted to the Yuan Infant Stage, and according to his calculations, the things prepared for us are enough for us to cultivate and improve, maybe I am a little resistant to double cultivation with you, delay some progress, and then get angry! ”
Roger couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, and said secretly: No! With my ability, I won't mess things up just because I have one less aphrodisiac-like elixir!
Although he was so suspicious in his heart, of course Roger would not admit that this matter was caused by him, and he replied casually: "I see! But I still don't think my father-in-law should do this to you! ”
What a clever person Shi Si is, Roger's every move, including facial expressions, is in her constant attention, she easily caught a trace of unusual subtle changes in Roger's eyes, and couldn't help but scold in her heart: Bastard, I guessed that the problem was with you.
But Shi Si didn't show any abnormality, she said hatefully: "Don't cry and fake mercy, if this matter is not properly resolved, I think your old man will not be polite to you, I am going to start healing, you should go back and think of a way first!" ”