Quotes and "Fatal Code"
Today, I picked up a wave of scolding quotations from the official account [Advertising Copywriting Circle], and I suddenly found out why my little fat man played games and scolded each other so much - because I copied it, it was also quite exciting.
1. Baidu can't find you, Sogou can find it all at once.
——If this sentence weren't too obvious to scold, I don't think there is a problem with Sogou's advertising words, and the side shows that Sogou can search for more content than Baidu, right? But in fact, this kind of stomping (that is, I am better than anyone) violates the advertising law.
2. Notre Dame Cathedral burned down and you have no place to live, right?
- I don't recommend using this sentence either, because Notre Dame Cathedral is a cultural treasure of the world, and I think it is very undesirable to use such a sad thing as burning it for fun. Although I think this sentence is wonderful, because we must have been asked to read the famous book "Notre Dame de Paris" in the nine years of compulsory education, and we also know that a hunchbacked, ugly bell ringer lives there, this sentence is a very obvious metaphor is very powerful.
For example, the burning of Notre Dame Cathedral and the rainforest is really a very sad thing, and for us it may only be a pity that it is a world cultural heritage, but for scholars who study the literature they carry, there is no such thing as a lifelong belief.
3. I play games with you to visit the vegetable market and all kinds of dishes.
- Dishes are very low-level, and they can't do very simple things well.
4. I sprinkle rice on the keyboard, and the chickens are more out of position than you.
- This ruthlessness.
Actually, I don't really hate this kind of taunting and scolding, on the contrary, I think it's very pyrotechnic, maybe it's because it's in the game scene, not in the context of personal attacks. Oh, the above scolding words in the game scene are also called Zuan quotations, "Zuan" is a virtual dungeon of the online game "League of Legends", many players here spit fragrance when they don't agree with each other, as long as they don't play well, they will be scolded, so this kind of scolding culture is also called Zuan culture.
Of course, the excerpts will be more gentle, and many of the real "Zu'an quotations" are unbearable, so don't go into depth, just look at a few words upstairs to enjoy it.
Today's Xiao Lai: I watched "Fatal Code" at Sam's Micro Theater: A fifty-year-old ordinary man realized that he was only one in 170 million, so small and ordinary, and wanted to make himself a little more important, so he began to embark on the road of "fewer people". Thieves who are fewer than ordinary people, robbers who are fewer thieves than thieves, murderers who kill their only loved ones and become fewer murderers than robbers, and finally commit suicide in order to become a less and more "important" person than murderers. Because the newspapers say that every year there are fewer suicides in society than murderers.
After watching this micro-theater, I began to set up a small bench and sit upright in front of Hitchcock's work. Because I think the drama written by the master is really shocking and profound enough.