'Boom~'

There was a sound of turning the head of the car outside,

Shen Lang understands that the meat bomb flying car is coming back!

"Master, have you done it, I'm afraid I won't be able to stand it!"

Uncle Nine protected the candle flame with one hand, the compass in his hand was facing the true south, and he muttered in his mouth, "Shock Meng Dongfang's four thunders, and leave the true fire in the middle and void south, the disciple Lin Jiu specially asked Tianzun to borrow the divine fire to exterminate the evil ghosts and protect the peace of the common people. ”

Asking the gods to borrow the gods will definitely be more troublesome than using the magic powers of their own cultivation,

First of all, the other party has to confirm whether this disciple has accumulated good deeds on weekdays.

And then confirm where the supernatural power is going to be used.

You can't say that you lent you the true fire of samadhi just to burn wood.

Then this magic power is too off the shelf.

When Uncle Nine did the Fa, he naturally said that the matter was complete,

He is a disciple of the branch of Zhang Tianshi's lineage, and his roots are Miao Hong.

And then borrowing fire is also to protect the 'innocent people' from Dong Dayu's torture,

As for whether this 'innocent crowd' was his own disciple, he did not mention it...... The main thing is too embarrassing.

After the mantra is recited,

Gangbu just walked to the last step,

The candle flame that Uncle Nine had been guarding suddenly swelled,

A flame the size of a fingernail,

Now it has grown into a great flame,

And then the candle showed no signs of being burned and melted!

This flame illuminates the whole ancient house,

All of a sudden—

The illusory sights here are faintly shattered!

Uncle Nine hurriedly covered the Samadhi True Fire with the Heavenly Master's robe,

At this time, it is not advisable to startle the snake...... Belch...... Or play grass stunning......

"Wencai, come here, hide under the Heavenly Master's robe!"

"Huh? Oh......"

"Ahh Die to me! "Dong Dayu's meat bomb flew in from the outside!

Shen Lang hurriedly flipped over and fought,

Uncle Nine covered himself and Shen Lang with his Heavenly Master robe,

Although the true fire of samadhi can be seen face to face in the robes of the heavenly master,

It's a flame that doesn't feel hot at all...... On the contrary, it is very sunny and warm, and even the physical strength that I have just consumed seems to be replenished in this moment.

Shen Lang was amazed, could it be that the true fire of Samadhi could still do photosynthesis for me?

Seeing the appearance of Uncle Nine's obscene and cowardly bag,

Dong Dayu was very happy, and laughed wildly, "Haha, have you given up?" No more resistance? You master and apprentice obediently go to the Netherworld to report together! ”

The meat bullet bounced on the ground a few times, and then rushed over, and Uncle Nine took the opportunity to tear open the Heavenly Master's robe, and the samadhi true fire on the candle flew out like a spirit!

The flame is wrapped around the surface of the meat ball,

A cloud of black gas came out,

"Ahhh......h Stinky Taoist ...... What have you done to me! ”

Dong Dayu hurriedly changed back to his original form,

One arm is stained with spiritual samadhi fire,

Even her bone marrow is being scorched!

With a twist on his heart, Dong Dayu took off his arm by himself, turned around and lifted the curtains, "Brother Sheng, help me!" ”

The flames completely devoured one of Dong Dayu's arms,

Then he jumped back to the center of the candle like a good baby,

This time the light is even more dazzling than before,

The illusions in the house were shattered......

'Hulala......'

The surrounding scene is changing,

Outside the house there was a gust of wind, lightning and thunder,

These evil spirits can't penetrate into the place where the firelight shines!

After squinting his eyes for a while, Shen Lang opened his eyes and looked at it, which was still a beautiful mansion, and it was clearly a dilapidated ancient house...... The walls and pillars are crawling with cobwebs, and from time to time the ground will drill out disgusting centipedes and cockroaches.

Qiusheng woke up in a daze, "Jade, what's wrong?" Hey? How did the house become like this. ”

Dong Dayu began to make up nonsense, "Brother Sheng, don't care about this, there are two bad people over there who want to be lighter than me!" ”

Shen Lang was furious, and decisively raised his middle finger, "Are you talking about human words!" Am I thin on you? ...... vomit"

Uncle Nine was also angry, and raised his middle finger with both hands, "Such demons have evil intentions, and in order to bring disaster to the world, gambling on the name of my master will definitely scatter your soul!" ”

"Phew!" Dong Dayu snorted lightly, and then discharged at his biological brother's wink.

Qiusheng was dizzy again, and when he looked at Shen Lang and Uncle Jiu again, the other party had already turned into two squinting Ah Wei in his sight!

"Captain Awe? And two more! Qiu Sheng said angrily, "What do you two Silver Devils want to do!" Warning, don't think it's twins and want to do something wrong! ”

Shen Lang was prepared,

Qiusheng was just fascinated,

The main reason for being fascinated by ghosts is the lack of yang energy.

Qiusheng and Dong Dayu have been fooling around for so long......

Yang energy is almost depleted......

Uncle Nine took out the yellow paper from his bag, "I'll find an opportunity to stick it on Qiusheng later." ”

Shen Lang blinked, "Master, can you crack it with children's urine?" ”

"That's better, the boy's urine is full of innate yang energy, and it is more than enough to crack the trick of this female ghost."

"Okay, I'll splash him!"

"Wait...... Wencai, where did you find the boy's urine, is it authentic? ”

"Master~" Shen Lang showed an embarrassed smile, "I think it should be authentic, these are all holy water taken from the urinal under your bed......"

Uncle Nine had a 'you are kidding me' expression, then his eyes closed slightly, and he ordered, "Splash me a little bit later!" ”

"Yes—"

Who hasn't had a little bad water in their hearts~

Uncle Nine's breezy expression,

I guess I'm quite confident in my holy water.

is about to reveal the fastest way to replenish yang energy in the movie world -

Shen Lang took out the bamboo wine tube from the bag,

Although this is used to hold wine or water,

But now the stuff inside is probably a little scratchy......

"Hey, hey, look at the move!"

Shen Lang pulled the lid open, and a 12-year-old 'sauce fragrance' came to his face, and he couldn't stand it!

Without wasting time, Shen Lang directly poured out the essence of Uncle Nine for decades!

Dong Dayu's injuries just now have not healed, and if he is touched by this supreme masculine liquid again, he can directly choose to scatter his soul.

Qiusheng was eager to save the 'beauty', so he naturally hurriedly blocked the front, and all the liquid was splashed on his face, and the liquid was dripping down his cheeks and falling to the floor.

Discern carefully...... It seems to be a bit yellow...... Well...... I've checked my eyes, it's on fire......

It's like being electrocuted,

Qiusheng trembled,

After a few seconds, I finally came back to my senses,

"Ah, Wencai, master, huh...... What's on my face? ”

Shen Lang smiled, "Uncle Nine brand holy water, you deserve it!" ”

Qiusheng instantly understood, "vomiting ......"

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 79/100]

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 80/100]

Dong Dayu knew that the general trend was gone, and with a palm slamming open the window, he was about to flee out!

Uncle Nine pointed the candle at her figure and shouted in a low voice, "Fat pig ghost girl, where to run!" ”

The samadhi true fire locked Dong Dayu's breath,

A chain of flame floated out of the fireball,

The last to come first tied Dong Dayu in the air!

The woman screamed, and a set of lines was like flowing water, "Wow! Ahh Immortals spare their lives! The little woman has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, so she collided with the immortals! Please spare me, I'm just a first-time offender, and I will definitely change my mind in the future, strive to be reincarnated as soon as possible, and be a good person! ”

The corners of Shen Lang's mouth crooked, "Has this product been practiced in advance...... Otherwise, this string of words is too slippery......"

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ps. I have watched Mr. Zombie many times, and there is one thing that is a little strange, when Uncle Nine in the movie used the Heavenly Master robe to cover the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu, he obviously jumped up and used the mask Dong Xiaoyu with Yin and Yang Taiji painted on the back of the Heavenly Master's robe, but after the camera switched, the clothes were still put on Dong Xiaoyu face down, maybe the director thought that the actress was losing her appearance by wearing clothes backwards......