"Yo, you're finally awake."

"Where am I?"

Yang Jingzhong clutched his aching head, and a strong aroma penetrated his nose.

"Why are you eating instant noodles again......"

"Huh, don't rob! Lie down quickly, the doctor said you have to lie down and rest for a few hours, or you risk bursting your blood vessels and dying. Xing Bingyan hurriedly stood up and blocked Yang Jingzhong's waving hands.

Although Yang Jingzhong is not afraid of death, if he is left in the hospital, it will be a big loss, so his brain will no longer function in an instant, and he will lie down reflexively. But the hunger in the stomach is real, and with the rich aroma of instant noodles, the empty stomach screams even more happily.

"Anyway, what happened, how could I be in the hospital? Why can't I remember what happened after the exam? ”

Xing Bingyan stretched out a finger and motioned for Yang Jingzhong to wait for him for a minute, while the other hand held a bowl and gulped down all the noodle soup into his stomach.

"Uh, comfortable," he licked his lips unsatisfactorily, "Hiccup, don't look at me with that pitiful look, this is the school hospital, and the doctor said you just fainted from being overly nervous, and you won't have any after sleeping." By the way, have you passed the exam, I arranged a VIP room for you, if you haven't passed, you will have to pay the original price. ”

"I'm so meowy!"

Yang Jingzhong just picked up the pillow, and after thinking about it, forget it, he can't beat him when he is energetic, not to mention that he is hungry now, it is better to save energy.

"Speaking of which, why did you come out of the assessment room so late, what happened?" Xing Bingyan wiped his mouth clean and sat next to the hospital bed.

"Just look at this video. Wolf, put the exam video out. ”

Xing Bingyan watched the video in one go, but his face was not as surprised as he expected: "If that's the case, the principal has set up a few more attacks for you." It's also a shame that you can think of weapons as old as floating mine tactics and tanks, if it weren't for these two weapons, you'd probably really lose. ”

"These two don't matter, the main thing is that I happened to detect the location of the opponent's ground worm nest, otherwise this battle will still be difficult to fight. Hey, what's your grade? How many waves have you blocked? ”

"It's barely ten waves, and almost two bases are gone."

"Okay, you kid, wouldn't we be able to take classes in the same department in this case?"

"Then you have to be careful, wait for the final exam to see how I trample you underfoot."

The two were chatting happily, and a blue fat woman appeared in front of Yang Jingzhong.

"Student Yang Jingzhong."

"Here!" Yang Jingzhong was agitated and quickly got up from the bed.

"The principal told you to come to his office tomorrow morning at half past seven."

"Yes, may I ask the headmaster if there is anything else he said?"

"No, you'll find out the details tomorrow."

Yang Jingzhong and Xing Bingyan glanced at each other.

"Okay, I see, thanks for the message."

After the fat woman disappeared, Yang Jingzhong lay down on the bed again: "Lao Xing (ha, I just wanted to hit someone with a pillow, and now I will start using Lao Xing to cover it), what do you think is the situation here?" ”

"It's hard to say, but I think you're probably fine." Xing Bingyan rubbed his chin, "You think, in fact, you are the reasonable party now, after all, it is the school that violates the purpose of fairness first, if this matter spreads, even if you are a shuttle, you can also get the support of public opinion." I guess the principal is more to praise you and reassure you with kind words, and there shouldn't be any drastic actions. But if he really wants to fix you, then you have to keep your exam video and have a break with him when the time comes. By the way, do you have anything to store your videos? Gao Qianhui may hack into your microbrain through the campus network and delete your video recordings. ”

"Don't worry, I've already stored the video in it." Yang Jingzhong shook the USB flash drive on his neck proudly, "Alas, I don't want to do so much, now if you don't want your cute roommate to starve to death, hurry up and find me something to eat." ”

"I meow the noodle bowl on your head, believe it or not?"

Early the next morning, Xing Bingyan got up early in the morning and worked in front of the washstand, combing his hair and changing clothes, and he was dressed up with a graceful demeanor. Yang Jingzhong yawned and watched him scratch his head with sleepy eyes.

Half an hour later......

"Are you meowing endlessly? Wear makeup there for so long like a! You're going to the entrance ceremony, not to the blind date! ”

"Why are you yelling so loudly? I'm not deaf! Xing Bingyan threw the pillow back on Yang Jingzhong's head, and finally combed his hair unhurriedly, "You know a hammer, today is the day when all the students of the whole school gather together, but there are a lot of girls on the scene, and it will be difficult to find them if you don't dress up handsomely." Do you want to be a bachelor in four years of college? ”

"That kind of thing is just fate, but you can't hurry up, I still have to hurry!" Yang Jingzhong looked at his watch, it was already ten o'clock, and it was estimated that breakfast was in the soup.

"Oh, what's the hurry, the school teleporter has been on for the past two days, and you can reach any location in the school at any time."

Xing Bingyan took out another bowl of steaming instant noodles from the kitchen.

"It's instant noodles again! You're crazy, aren't you? Yang Jingzhong almost wanted to kill someone, how could this surnamed Xing always like to eat instant noodles when he was hungry, something full of fragrance, "Xiao Xing, your habit of eating instant noodles every day is not good, think about it, the salt content in instant noodles is called a high, eating too much will lead to kidney failure; Once your kidneys are not good, your ability in some aspects will decline; As soon as your ability in some aspects declines, the Xing family will not talk about it first, in case someone occupies the magpie's nest, won't you lose a lot of money? So leave this bowl of noodles to me! ”

"Go, go, go, you guy who hasn't washed his face is thinking about eating, and you don't look in the mirror to see the residual eye droppings in the corners of your eyes, and," Xing Bingyan took the first step to put the bowl on the table behind him, his fingers bent down into claws, and he hedged with Yang Jingzhong, "I'll let your Yang family go first!" Dig out the chicken dragon claw hand! ”

"I'm thorough!"

Before the screams could be spoken, Yang Jingzhong found that his mouth had been blocked by Xing Bingyan.

"Shhhh Don't scream, if you disturb other students, you will be complained! He said this, but the strength of his hand did not decrease but increased.

"Smack."

Yang Jingzhong's eyes rolled up, his legs knelt weakly, and finally he simply collapsed to the ground.

Xing Bingyan had no mercy and kicked him aside: "Rabbit cub, it's just a pleasure to eat instant noodles, where is there so much." ”