Chapter Seventy-Three: It is difficult to find Cai Liuye
"Which one didn't open his eyes, he actually got Cai Liuye into the urban management team!" This is Zheng Zhinan's most straightforward idea at the moment.
He was stunned for a moment, then picked up his phone and asked Hain where he was. Hain said his location, and Zheng Zhinan said, "You are waiting for me there."
After saying that, he hung up the gear, stepped on the accelerator, and went straight to where Hayne was, and on the way, he also called Team Feng.
Team Feng picked up the phone and just said, "Xiao Zheng, what's wrong!" Zheng Zhinan immediately said in an urgent tone: "Team Feng, Cai Liuye let the chengguan take it away!"
Team Feng's first reaction was: "Impossible!" Then he "chuckled" in his heart and hurriedly asked, "Who caught it, and where is it now!"
Zheng Zhinan listened to Team Feng's words, stepped on the brake and thought about it again, and then said, "Team Feng, wait a minute, I'm confirming!"
After speaking, he hung up the phone and dialed Hain's number, and as soon as the phone was connected, Zheng Zhinan immediately asked Hain: "Did you see it with your own eyes!"
Hain held up his mobile phone and looked at the sign that said "There is difficulty finding the police" and said, "Eight or nine is not far from ten."
Zheng Zhinan felt a little uncomfortable when he heard this, and he said angrily: "You let me say what you are good, I... Forget it, let's talk about it when we meet! ”
After saying that, he hung up the phone and stepped on the accelerator.
Haien waited at that intersection for ten minutes, Zheng Zhinan came in a car, Zheng Zhinan got out of the car and said to Haien with an iron face: "Dude, let's not bring this kind of fun, I have a lot of things!" How did you say that you came up with such a play, let me tell you, it is impossible for the city management of this city to arrest Cai Liuye! ”
Hain listened to Zheng Zhinan's words, frowned and looked at the blue sign, and after a while, he said to Zheng Zhinan about 'auspicious words and deeds'.
Zheng Zhinan patted his thigh and said, "I... You... He, what I'm talking about is that I'm very embarrassed now, not for you to go to the south, you can kill me! ”
As soon as Hain heard Zheng Nao say this, he also grinned...
He complained to Zheng Zhinan: "No, I let you choose the direction, you are a big difficulty, don't give me a difficulty!" You said it yourself, is this difficult to be different from Nan, aren't you delaying! ”
Zheng Zhinan looked at it, okay, Hai En was still not happy, he was even more angry, he had just been criticized, and when he turned his head, he told Team Feng that Cai Liuye had let the chengguan take him away.
You don't even have to think about it, Team Feng estimates that it has already confirmed with the Chengguan Brigade at this time, I'm afraid Team Feng's phone call will come over in a while, it seems that this scolding is not running!
At this moment, Zheng Zhinan's mobile phone rang, and when he looked at it, it was indeed Team Feng who opened it, Zheng Zhinan took the mobile phone and said to Haien: "You still think I'm delaying, you found me a scolding do you know!"
After speaking, he answered the phone with a bitter face, but he only guessed half of the thing, that is, Team Feng really called and confirmed with the Chengguan Brigade, but Team Feng did not scold him, that is because Cai Liuye was really in the Chengguan Brigade.
Putting down the phone, Zheng Zhinan looked at Hai En in a daze and asked: "You just said that you saw that 'auspicious words and deeds' so you asked me the direction, okay, let's not say that it is difficult to be different from Nan, you tell me, how did you see that Cai Liuye is in the Chengguan Brigade!" As he spoke, he handed Hain a cigarette!
Hain pointed to the sign in the middle of the way and said, "You can't see it! If you have difficulties, call the police! That's not enough to understand! ”
Zheng Zhinan looked in the direction of Hain's finger, and saw the sign at a glance, he was immediately choked by the smoke, and after coughing violently, he said to Hain, "No... Do you all play like this? Who can see this normal person understand! ”
Hain took a puff of cigarette at this time and said: "Anyway, I don't worry about what you mean, listen to what you mean, this chengguan, he can't control Cai Liuye!"
Zheng Zhinan held his mouth and said: "We have an old saying, I knew it when I was a child, it is called, 'Don't go to the grave when fishing, don't look for Cai Liu' do you know what it means!"
The first half of this sentence is that there is a place called a ditch in Y City, which is a pond, and it is said that something evil is going to happen, and fishing there can always hook up some strange things, and most of the people who go fishing there will either get sick or encounter some accidents in a few days.
And the second half of the sentence is to say that if you want to calculate the hexagram, don't look for Cai Liuye, because Cai Liuye's hexagram is not effective.
But what Haien doesn't understand is what this has to do with the Chengguan Brigade arresting Cai Liuye.
Seeing Hain's puzzled face, Zheng Zhinan took another puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette butt and said, "No wonder, you have been here for a short time and don't know what is going on, let me tell you."
And Zheng Zhinan's next words shocked Haien, according to Zheng Zhinan's statement:
Zheng Zhinan is a native of this city, and since he was a child, he often heard adults say that Cai Liuye is not in shape, and with the ability to know 500 years before and 500 years later, he is not good at showing people the calculations, just talking nonsense with others, and even saying things that Chinese do not understand foreigners.
Over time, no one will ask Cai Liuye to tell fortunes, but whoever has a wedding or funeral, a red and white wedding, a full moon for a child, a birthday for the elderly, a business opening, and a move to the grave, they have to find ways to invite Cai Liuye to be there.
And there is a reason for this, don't look at Cai Liuye's bad fortune telling, but as long as he opens his golden mouth and says a human word, then, this is definitely true!
Haien listened to Zheng Zhinan's words, and couldn't help blurting out: "Cai Liuye is a real person who understands!"
Zheng Zhinan said: "Our Feng team also said that Cai Liuye is the number one person in the world who understands!"
When Hai En heard Zheng Zhinan say this, his eyes were fixed and he said, "Team Feng!"
But it was only for a moment, and then Hain said: "Xiao Zheng, you still haven't got to the point, what does this have to do with the chengguan!"
Zheng Zhinan replied: "Let me tell you this, who dares to touch Cai Liuye, there are a group of people in the municipal party committee who do not agree, don't look at him as a lonely old man, no relatives and no reason, many leaders in the municipal party committee are the champions of his own mouth, if Cai Liuye himself did not let him, I estimate that the city would have erected a statue for him a long time ago."
The more Hain listened, the more he felt that this was strange, but when he looked at Zheng Zhinan, he suddenly understood, and he said to Zheng Zhinan: "I know, this is the opposite!"
Zheng Zhinan was stunned when he said this, he looked at Hai En inexplicably, and Hai En pointed to the sign and said, "Xiao Zheng, you pronounce that sentence backwards!"
Zheng Zhinan looked at the sign incomprehensibly and said: "The police are looking for difficulties!"
Hain immediately interrupted Zheng Zhinan's words and said, "You are talking about people!"
Zheng Zhinan was stunned for a moment and suddenly realized, and then read: "Find the police, there is difficulty!" After speaking, he looked at Hai En with cold eyes: "Hey, what do you mean, co-author, Cai Liuye means that we don't do things for the people."
Hain covered his forehead helplessly, and said with a speechless emotion in his tone: "Oops, you stupid! Cai Liuye is telling you! The police are in difficulty! ”
Zheng Zhinan looked at the sign in disbelief and said, "This, this still has this meaning."
Then he frowned and said, "This citizen has trouble finding the police, but who should the police turn to if they have difficulties!"
Speaking of this, his eyes lit up, and he turned his head to look at Haien, and Haien and he said in unison: "Find Cai Liuye!"
Zheng Zhinan immediately pulled the car door and got into the car and said, "Then what are you waiting for, let's go!" After speaking, he started the car, but he didn't drive far, and seeing Hain pedaling three wheels unhurriedly behind, Zheng Zhinan stepped on the brakes, poked his head out and said to Hain: "Get in the car, I'll take you!"
Hain waved his hand and said, "You can pull it down!" I left in your car, what should I do if I lose this car! ”
Zheng Zhinan looked at Haien's three rounds, choked on his words and didn't come up, he said to Haien: "Just your three rounds, who is crazy to steal it!"
Hain ignored Zheng Zhinan's taunt, waved his hand at him and said, "You go first, maybe who will arrive first!"
Zheng Zhinan shook his head and said to Haien: "I'll wait for you in front of you!" After saying that, he stepped on the accelerator, but when he turned the corner, he didn't get far before he was stuck in the road.
It wasn't until this time that Zheng Zhinan remembered that it was the August Festival, and the main road in the city was not blocked during this time period, and I don't know when this block would be blocked.
Seeing Hain riding three wheels from the sidewalk slowly, Zheng Zhinan looked at the car dragon who was not moving, and he slapped his thigh and said, "This guy is really too damaged."
After speaking, he pushed the car door and got out of the car, and ran towards Hain, and his behavior immediately attracted the people to raise their mobile phones to record one after another.
When Zheng Zhinan saw this situation, he immediately shouted to Haien: "Master, you can take me for a while!" He knows that if he doesn't shout such a sentence, the current short video platform may not necessarily distort this matter into something!
Haien heard Zheng Zhinan call him, he smiled and stopped the car and waited for him, and when he ran to his side, Haien asked, "Where are the police comrades?"
Zheng Zhinan flew up and sat on the back bucket and said, "Isn't this nonsense!" You don't know where to go! ”
Hain said, "Okay, sit tight." After finishing speaking, he stepped on the pedals, and slowly pedaled the three wheels towards the chengguan brigade.
After a while, Zheng Zhinan said to Hain: "I said, let's hurry up?" Look at it, the man with the crutch is faster than you! ”
Hain looked at the uncle Zheng Zhinan said, and said with his chin a Mercedes-Benz blocked on the road: "You are still too slow, look at it, how much more have I exceeded this Mercedes-Benz BMW Audi, you can be content!"
Zheng Zhinan just wanted to refute Hain, when the driver who was running on the big bus came down, and he ran to Hain with a briefcase and they ran over.
This person lacked exercise at first glance, and he was only more than 30 meters away from Haine, but when he ran to Haien's side, he was already out of breath, and he said to Hain with a sigh of relief: "Division... Division... Master, that... Take me with you! As he spoke, he took out two hundred dollars and handed it to Hain.
Although Hain didn't take the money, he looked at Zheng Zhinan, which meant: "Look, the Daben drivers are here, and they want to take my car for 200 yuan."
Zheng Zhinan has not eaten or drunk well or slept well these days, and his heart is already hot, and he encountered a traffic jam just now, which is a traffic jam, this is a blockage!
Now that I see such a person again, especially Hain's expression, can I be angry! He immediately said to the man, "This car has been requisitioned by the police."
But the man said without showing weakness: "You police are amazing! You requisitioned this master's car, did you give the money? ”
When Hain heard this, he couldn't help but nod again and again, and then turned back to Zheng Zhinan and said, "Yes, did you give money!"
Zheng Zhinan is really good with Hain, he knows, use his brain, let alone now, even when he is the calmest, he can't get Hain.
However, that person is different, this person looks like the kind of person who has two bad money and is usually arrogant, Zheng Zhinan immediately took out his police officer card and a pair of handcuffs and said: "Let me tell you, there was a big case in the city a few days ago, and I can arrest anyone anytime and anywhere now, believe it or not, I will bring you into the criminal police team now!"
When the man heard this, he immediately saluted Zheng Zhinan and said, "Congratulations to the government on carrying out the task, I wish the government success!"
Zheng Zhinan took out a cigarette at this time and handed it to Hai En and said, "Master Hai, let's go?"