20200507 Thirty-six Plans for Thursday Happiness

I wake up a little depressed and depressed in the morning, and today is a day to think.

Ate meatballs lettuce tomatoes in the morning. One day I updated the article, went to Yinzhou Park in the evening, and chatted with Meiying for half an hour. The little prince called at 6 o'clock.

I said, "Guess where I am."

He said that the park

I said, yes, I'm in the park

He said, "Have you had dinner?"

I said, not yet, let's go shopping first

He said, how did he suddenly run to the park today

I said, yes, just go shopping, it's good

He said he didn't eat again

I said, I'll go back later, anyway, it's too late, there is something to eat

He said, who did he just call?

I said, Meiying, she said that she had returned to her hometown and was about to go to class. Said that he was disgusted with school and didn't want to go to school

He said, why hasn't school started yet?

I said, anyway, there is a salary, what are you afraid of, I said that he doesn't have to worry about whether the child can teach it, the child forgets more than you. You just ask a question in class, and they don't know, and you say, "What, forgot?" Think about it. "That's it, the top students always know the answer. Students won't say, teacher, do you remember, or you can talk about it first, I'll flip through the book and see if what you said is right.

He said, probably only you have the courage to challenge authority,

I said, yes. When I was in my first year of high school, Mr. Wu Xueguang was in class, I pinned my hands and stared at him, he panicked, he finished speaking, I thought he spoke well.

He said, why is the group so quiet today

I said, I'm probably waiting for you to come back, I don't understand. You said yesterday that you would come back and you would come to discuss

He said that there was no chatting interaction, and there was no eating

I said, "Yes." Oh, I didn't send it at noon, and there was no internet at that time. It's a little cold now, isn't there

He said, "No." I'll take you to see the big yellow dog

He talked about the dog with interest, and I interacted less. Speaking of dog saliva, territory, puppy barking big dog, the source of dogs. Then he teased the dog, black and white.

He said, "If you wear it like this, you're not cold." Wow, you're finally wearing pants

I said, I don't wear these pants on cloudy days.

He said, why

I say, because this is the suspender pants that keep dropping the strap,

He said, pack up and leave

I say, garbage in the park? Shall I clean up

He said, "Then you turn around and go back."

I said, I'm going to turn around now, maybe I'm going to have to take a long detour? Just go out and go out, am I going to turn around

He said, then you can go back, it's a little cold today, don't freeze and catch a cold

I said, okay, I'm a little hungry

He said, "Let's see what you're going to cook tonight."

I say, lettuce and tomato balls

He said, "I'll teach you, tomatoes have eggs."

I said, no

He said, then eat it raw, it's not a winter tomato, it's summer, you can eat it raw. I have meat at home, wash the lettuce, boil some oil, and fry it in the pot

I said, "Okay, this is delicious."

He said that if you heat up a piece of beef, you can also add two meatballs

I said, "It's delicious,

He said, then you go back first, I'm going to work overtime.

I went around for a long time, and he arrived at the venue, and I was still in the park, and said, "It's wrong, and it's going to go around in a big circle, and at first it was the doorway."

After a long time, he didn't speak, and neither did I

He said, "Neither of us are talking."

I said, it's almost a crossroads. Hungry

He said, "Go back on your bike."

I said, no card

He said, you lost Mr. Wu's card

I said, well, I don't have the money to pay him back

He said there was no money to pay her back. When I come out, I'll give it back to you

I said, haha, I picked up something, weighed it, and I gave this to the queen mother to sell tomatoes

He said, I'll see

I said, the Internet says it's worth 20 yuan. Hey, it's 20 yuan

He said, how many pieces do you want

I said, I want 30 bucks. In the future, when I go out to buy something, I will use this name to know if people have cheated me, and I will put it in my bag.

He said, who dares to pit you

I said, I'm going to run away.

He said, run what

I said, it's running out of power.

He said that he rode and did not ride

I said, I'm going back

He said, you are really cruel to yourself

I said, wouldn't it be nice if you spoiled me a little more?

He said this to others, and then he turned around and said, "You are really cruel to yourself."

I glanced at him

He said, rolling his eyes again.

I said, "You should be nice to me."

He said, "Am I not good to you?"

I said, I don't know yet

He said, when will it be known

I said, "I'll know when I'm dead."

He said, "You will know when you die." (two wry laughs) how do you know if you're dead.

I said, when you die, the human soul will know everything, and if you have any mathematical problems that you can't solve, and the secrets of life that you want to explore, you can see them at a glance after death, and if you don't believe it, forget it

And he said, What are you talking nonsense again?

I said, "Well, it's only on that day that people don't know what happened in this life."

He said, you have faith, I have no objection, the two of us have been in love until we got married in the future, just let you tell me, don't you know if I'm okay when I'm dead?

By saying, I mean that there are many unfathomable things in this life

And he said, What is unfathomable, the two of us are now one,

I said, oh, okay, okay. Maybe you didn't confess much.

He doesn't speak

And I said, Little Prince, what's the matter,

He said, "No."

I said, "If you don't get up and take a walk, what are you thinking?" Oh, there's no power

He said that when there is no electricity, he will not talk about it

I said, where there is no electricity, there is no electricity (run)

He said, you know what's going on with your phone later

I said, I'm already at the door, what's the matter, even if there is, my 2 electricity is useless, and I can only rely on my charm when the time comes. I'm starving to death and I'm going back to cooking.

And he said, Thou, don't run,

I still ran, turned off the phone, got on the elevator, and nibbled on a tomato.

The little prince said, and he nibbled on the tomatoes.

I said, "Now I have a lot of strength." You see, none of my beef has been thawed. Fry the lettuce first. Why does beef have scallops.

He said, "You're not."

I said, oh, it's a gizzard. My beef is so fragrant, (I'm going to eat all the tomatoes)

He said, you can't eat the nucleus, silly girl

I threw up.

He said, really stupid girl.

I started frying lettuce and eating it, sprinkled it with salt, boiled beef in water, stole a few bites, and cooked noodles in another small pot, and the remaining 2 pieces of beef saved my beef noodles from becoming beef soup noodles. He called me Little Gluttonous Cat. When you see me cooking, you think I haven't eaten well lately.

I said, do you want to leave a little for the little prince?

He said, "You just have to eat yourself to your heart's content, and you just have to eat fat."

I ate in a few minutes and said, "It's hot, but luckily I'm back, and it's going to rain."

After brushing the pots and bowls, sitting at the table, I said, I tell you, the inside of the tomatoes is green, I don't know if I can eat it,

He said, "Break one open and I'll take a look."

I said, look. You tricked me into eating a tomato again, and when I saw it, I thought it was terrible, did you take oxyerythrin, the outside is red and the inside is green.

He said, "Fool, you can eat it."

I said, okay. I would have liked to leave it here for a few days

He said, "Show me how you've stacked the table, and sure enough, it's a mess."

I said, "My table is for food, and it has partitions." Flour area, milk area, new goods area

He said, you can bring a few to Teacher Wu to Teacher Wang

I said, "Well."

He said, "You have a few, just the table."

I said, yes.

He said, "Don't send it."

I said, it's just haha, I wanted to say at first, I don't have one person or two. Do I make them into ketchup

He said, you still dare to make ketchup? are not enough for material money

I said, I can't eat this half

He said, if you can't eat it, you throw it away, or you can put it there and eat it after half an hour.

I said, okay, eat in a moment.

He said, okay, I won't tell you, I'm going back here

After a while, the little prince called.

I said, I feel a little cold in my knees

He said, can you wear a skirt every day without getting cold? You get a blanket to cover your legs, it will be better

I said, okay, I've got a lot of blankets. I have pants on when I go to bed at night. I've been dropping this suspender today

He said, loosened

I said, if you put a cross in the back, it won't fall off

He said, don't mess with it, why do you wash your face so early and don't take a shower at night?

I said, I'm going to take a shower, but my face is dirty, my hands smell of beef, and I touch my face, which causes my face to smell of beef.

He laughed.

I said, the second sister likes my eyebrow clip, and I gave her away. By the way, I'm going to mop the kitchen floor.

He said, busy again.

I said, you are envious that I have a job.

He said, how could it be, I'm so lazy

I said, the little prince is not lazy, and he is very diligent in cleaning when he comes back.

Maruko went to the roll call again, and came back at half past eight to chat for half an hour.

As soon as I looked at him, I laughed

He said, why did you suddenly smile weirdly

I said, no, I see you laughing

He said, I still want to drink hot water, I'll go drink hot water.

I started to blow my hair, and the little prince counted the steps, and he was number one. I looked at the fund I raised again and said that the price had dropped.

I said, it's tiring to raise chickens.

He said, I got up early on a cloudy day to run, 5:45.

I said, "Then I'm going to get up at 5:45 too." Wake up and go for a run

He said, what do you run

I said, with you. Now press the legs.

He looked at me and said he would, I couldn't straighten my legs, so it would break. It's easy to have nightmares when you exercise before going to bed at night

I said, really. I'm not afraid. But you can't do too much, you'll flash your waist,

He said, itchy.

I said, where is the itch, the skin is itchy?

He said, "You're just itching." Do you work on Saturdays?

I said, I guess, no, the boss has not been interested in going to work lately

He said, Why? Because you can't make money

Let's talk about the epidemic and so on, the cost of air tickets and so on.

I lay down to rest, and the little prince told me the story of the thirty-six strategies of love and happiness.

said that a man and a woman got married in a flash after knowing each other for 33 days, and you hid his father and mother, and went directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate. Before leaving, one left an invitation for his mother, and the other sent a text message to her mother saying that I was getting married today. The woman's mother is very open-minded, and she likes the boy very much. The man's mother is a criminal police officer of the Public Security Bureau, his wife is strict, and his mother has the final say in everything at home. They got married in a flash, and there was nothing at home, so his mother went to buy bed sheets and quilt covers or something to celebrate. To go to bed at night, his mother came and knocked on the door every few minutes, disturbing him for a night. The young couple made an appointment to meet outside, and his mother followed him all the way. His daughter-in-law waited for her husband after changing at the hotel, and her husband was drinking red wine with a sip in his mouth. As soon as he opened the door, it was his mother.,Squirted his mother's face.。。

I said, I know

He said that his wife said that I was really wronged, and I went on a date with my husband in a hotel, and was beaten by my own mother-in-law, which is always interesting

I said, it's interesting, but I don't look at it, you just go and tell me.

He said that this 36 plan was given to his wife as a gift by her husband on the day of his wedding, and told her to study it hard and fight wits and courage with my mother. On the first day, I used to hide from the world and go to the hotel

I said, "It didn't work out."

He said that later they were going to go on their honeymoon, thinking that her mother's Hong Kong and Macao pass had expired, who knew that her mother had it again, and followed, at the airport, his father couldn't stand it, and his son and his son stole the fucking Hong Kong and Macao pass, and when they arrived at home, his mother took a notebook and pulled a stool, and his husband said directly, you ask. It's the same as the interrogators. Hahaha. Do you know what his mother's name is, Yuan Zeqiang,

I said, what do you mean, very principled? Oh, my mom, I can't even lift my eyelids.

He said, "Then you can sleep."

I said, there are no double eyelids

He said, "No." Hey, how many squats can you do

I said, I don't know.

He said, high leg raises, plank time too

I said, I don't know. Anything else? I'll test it together on a cloudy day.

He said, "No, just these three." When the time came, I handed in my phone first. Bye-bye, I sent you a video for you to see

I watched it, and it turned out to be Hua Chunying's video.

Sleep, little prince who loves to tell stories.